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[Posted in the Upper Bazaar.] Brutal scimitar fer sale.

Brutal scimitar fer sale. It chops stuff gud. It makes even 'em halflings look deadly. 'nough said. ((Scimitar 1d8 18-20//x2 with 4 keen edge charges, with massive critical: +2dmg :: for anyone who dont know what keen edge is: it makes the threat range of a scimitar become 15-20))

Leave a fackin' note fer Maalgor at the Crone, saying how much ye put fer it and where te contact ye.

minimum bid of 500 coins, I will -not- contact ye if I get a better offer.

NO BEGGARS. NO DWARVES. NO ELVES. NO GNOMES. NO GOBLINS. NO KOBOLDS.

you see there were -far- more negation notes which were obviously scratched off during the final edition of this advertisement due to the fact.... that it probably included the entirety of sanctuary.