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*letter sent to the balaedors at the Rock bottom inn*

Tha' hells you lot doing Lotho and myself are currently traveling tha' underdark ta' find ourselves a way out of this hole, we come across a traveling merchant and were hearing alot of absurd shite bout' tha' balaedors being ah' bunch of paladins and shite, Ma and pa raised us ta' respect tha' law and ah' be knowing that paladins do nothin' but obey tha' law only when it suits them. Ya' lot had best be cleaning up ya' act and portrayin' tha' family as tha' bunch that cant be stepped over or Lotho and meself will have ta' come back and have tha' lot of ya' beat down fer' being ah' bunch of pansys

Much Love...Loristan and Lotho.

*Upon receiving the letter Lona slams her fist against the table with joy and excitement, but upon reading it she clearly shouts out aloud in the inn that its hardly her fault she's got to care for real sissies, and loristan needs to beat dorin and argos to toughen them up.*

*When he reads the letter, Argos seems suprised that Dorin and Lona were wrong about Lor and Lotho being dead, then thinks about the beatings he is going to get from Lona and shudders. He says "Great" and puts the letter back where he found it.*

*reads the letter then chuckles and writes a quick letter back using a rather odd little contraption that looks like a quill nib that sits on the end of her right index finger*

Loristan and Lotho,

get your asses into gear and get back here this city is need of help. any way i got no idea where your hearin were a bunch of palidins but the place is in chaos and the law no longer has any hold on lower sanctuary. I honestly think we should go down there as a family and beat back the criminals and restore order down there im getting more and more reports of innocent people getting killed down there and besides Ma and Pa also taught us to stand up for whats right, so are you two gonna dawdle around in the underdark while what is right and good floats away weakening the city as a whole or are you lot gonna get back and help us do something about it huh?

any way good to hear you both are not corpses or the decomposing dung of some hookhorror nest. Lots of love 'Shorty'

*Dorin proptly creates a ball of fire and chants a a spell on the parchment finally she dips the parchment into the fireballand waits for it to be consumed. she then closes her fist snuffing out the fireball and nods as a slight blue smoke floats out through the door knowing that it will remake the letter identical to the one consumed at Loristan and Lotho's camp the next time they set camp*