Striving for escaping to some mystical magical "surface" world where "trees"and "light" await you is foolish! We have a perfectly good city here in Sanctuary and I'm not about to let delerious fools ruin it for me! For the betterment of Sanctuary I call upon all of you to give up this nonsense and face the reality of the life you lead!

Anyone interested in the religion of my diety, who revealed his true name to me as Dave, whereupon we can all better ourselves in this place of shadow, contact Phonod in the Rock Bottom Inn.

Also, if you know anything of potionry, I'm all ears.

Yours in Dave,

Phonod.