So I was discussing D&D with some people in IRC, and got to thinking...

We need a really, really, really nerdy thread about posting our real life stats in relation to D&D. I'll start it off!

STR: 10 - I'm not sure what to rate this by. A rough guess! DEX: 8 - Several embarrassing injuries due to being clumsy. CONS: 12 - I've not been sick for roughly a year. That counts for something! INT: 13 - Expertise! WIS: 8 - Anyone with a name that registers in the top 30 on strife's chat list belongs in this category. CHA: 11 - cawila loves my eyes.

POST!

STR 9 - Small stature DEX 13 - I'm pretty quick and, er, dextrous. CON 10 - just average I suppose. WIS 11 - barely above average. Sometimes I have it sometimes I don't INT 14 - I'm not gonna lie. I kind of invented the internet. I know what I'm talking about, alright? CHA 14 - I'm a pretty good actor, a pretty fast talker, and better looking than wcsherry.

Here are my stats, I hope you enjoy them!

Sorcerer 6/Wizard 5: I'm a spellcaster of moderate power.

Strength: 14 (I'm a beefy stud, what can I say? The ladies love to run their hands over my sexy muscles. ;))

Dexterity: 10 (Let's just say I'm not as lithe as I'd like, and I've had several bedroom accidents as a result. Combining NWN stats with other fun activities can get crazy, if you know what I mean.)

Constitution: 14 (I can keep going long and hard, all night, whether it's NWN or a little bedroom-playtime.)

Intelligence: 20 (I need it high to cast and remember my spells, yo yo.)

Wisdom: 10 (I'm posting in this, aren't I?)

Charisma: 14 (Like I said, the ladies want some of this. I deliver. Mm-mm, good. LLL can't find nothing better.)

Edit: Oh, I forgot my alignment! I'm True Neutral. It lets me have relations with e-girls of all alignments, and also ensures I don't have to worry about silly Protection from Alignment spells that are haxxor.

That's it, folks! On a side note, as a spellcaster of moderate power, I just wanted to share with ya'll my disgust for people who have been tossing their spells around willy-nilly lately. Don't just give out your spells to anyone, people-be wise with your distribution of them. I respect an e-woman who knows how to be thrifty with her spells.

And while I'm here... e-girls, you've seen my stats. Mrawr. ;)

STR- 11- Keeping it real. DEX- 14- I got some moves. CON- 14- I'm a unit. INT- 14- A smart one. WIS-10- Wild and reckless, baby. CHA- 12- I'm smokin', really.

PS- Sherreh is a nerd.

This is all according to a test I took online!

STR:11 - I'm fairly strong, not a muscle head though DEX:14 - I'm fairly good with my hands, I never spill drinks, I can catch and throw pretty damn good, I scored 40/50 on my Marksman test CON:13 - The last time I was sick was about two years ago, I can jog for more than 30 minutes without stopping. INT:13 - I scored high on the ASVAB and I'm training for Intelligence in the USAF. WIS:14 - I listen to people, I consider both sides of a story, I try to think before acting, I sometimes even over analyze. CHA:12 - All the bitches want my body, even the men.

Race: Human Class(es): Level 2 Bard

Strength: 14 - I'm naturally capable of lifting heavy things and carrying large loads. Dexterity: 12 - I have an okay hand-eye coordination. Constitution: 14 - I put myself through strenuous situations on a regular basis and come out just fine. Intelligence: 14 - Super awesome GED score and childhood IQ test. Wisdom: 14 - I have moments of asceticism and enlightment, and I am keen to notice the signs of fate around me. I also have a pretty good willpower, when I put my mind to it. I can -push- myself, you know? Charisma: 10 - Recently I've discovered I'm okay-looking, but there's no escaping my social ineptitude.

Skills: Bluff Concentration Lore Perform Persuade Pick Pockets

Noteworthy Feats: Ambidexterity (even if I don't have the prerequisite 15 Dex.) Resist Disease Toughness Deflect Arrows (I know, this one confuses me too, but I can do it. I deflect things thrown at me.)

Race: Aasimar Class: Dead sexy horny teenager

Strength: 20 - I need strength for my all-nighters. Dexterity: 20 - Gotta be flexible for those precious moments. Constitution: 20 - Gotta be able to withstand it all. Intelligence: 20 - What can I say? I'm brilliant. Wisdom: 20 - Confucious has nothin' on me. Charisma: 50 - What can I say? I'm a modest guy.

Skills: Persuade Perform Concentration

Feats: Ambidexterity Toughness

Okay, no clue why i'm posting here, but hey.

Strength: 10 - Weakling Dexterity: 8 - Stupidly Clumsy. Constitution: 14 - Good at holding out. Intelligence: 16 - I'm gifted. Wisdom: 14 - Wise, but only rarely Charisma: 16 - I can persuade people. Most likely a lot more too...

11 str - slightly above average strength. woooooo 10 dex- average coordination 14 con - I can't think of a time I've actually been sick, plus I can go real long not eating without noticing, that counts for something. Yep 14 int - I took this IQ test on the net one time, 136. It's the internet, it must be true! 14 wis - I have no idea how I can tell how wise I am, so I go with what I think. 51 cha - I beat you Stardog! I have some empathy, joy.

Strength: 9 - Muscles are for n00bs

Dexterity: 8 - I literally fall over my own feet. It's terrible

Constitution: 10 - Not sick all that often, but i'm not much of a marathon runner either

Intelligence: 10 - I'm pretty average I think

Wisdom: 12 - I've my occasional absent minded moments, but i've my bouts of insightfulness too

Charisma: 6 - I make min-maxed half orcs look like choice pieces of man-meat. I also hate people in general. Yes, that means you too.

I can't decide if my stats are those of a prismatic dragon or if its simply that i've got 60 ranks in Inflated Ego.

Str: 10. Dex: 8. Con: 10 Int: 15. Wis: 12. Cha: Either 9, or 13 or 14-i'm not sure which ;)

_Nightfire_ Race: Aasimar Class: Dead sexy horny teenager

Strength: 20 - I need strength for my all-nighters. Dexterity: 20 - Gotta be flexible for those precious moments. Constitution: 20 - Gotta be able to withstand it all. Intelligence: 20 - What can I say? I'm brilliant. Wisdom: 20 - Confucious has nothin' on me. Charisma: 50 - What can I say? I'm a modest guy.

Skills: Persuade Perform Concentration

Feats: Ambidexterity Toughness

This is for serious posting, Nightfire. Either post truthful stats or not at all.

Good effort, Vesa.

Str: 12 (Not precisely great at benchpressing, but the amount I can carry, pin down, and generally push adrenaline to is nice) Dex: 11 (Variable. Fine motor, yes, but I've no rhythm) Con: 8 (but see below) Int: 13 (smarter than the average bear ..) Wis: 12 Cha: 13 (When journalists pick you, always, out of the crowd, it's good)

Feats: Endurance, Martial Weapons Proficiency, Light Armor/Medium Armor proficiencies

Based on that little selection; like a ranger. Hells.

6 strength (small stature for my halfling) 16 for my dwarf 21 for my hin so fast he can stepon a trap and get hit! 9 for my dwarf so clumsy he hits his finger with his hammer (OUCH) 10 for my con my hin was sick A LOT 21 fr my dwarf he never got sick or poisoned and he can due 2 weeks witout res awsome my hin has 16 intel he beats any sorceror when it comes to knowledge my dwarf has 9 intel so dumb he walk into walls

both my hin and dwarf have 8 wisdom 10 char he was ugly 6 char for my dwarf HE WAS REAL UGLY

(i can no longer play due to frame rate problems please assist me in finding a solution thank you)

my level 2 Dezria stats

8 str 16 dex 10 con 10 int 8 wis 18 cha (just for all of you wannabe's that keep saying you have high charisma but can't back it up :P )

These are our personal stats. Not characters.

In the instance of Thomas, I will accept his.

Inquisitor These are our personal stats. Not characters.

In the instance of Thomas, I will accept his.

XD

Let's see, I wasn't going to do this, but what the hell:

Str: 12 (above average, but not as strong as I used to be due to lack of exercise) Dex: 10 (strictly average) Con: 11 (and getting better ;-) Int: 13 Wis: 9 Cha: 11

The person I posted this thread for has not responded. :(

Inquisitor: Stop being such a thread nazi.

Anyone with CHA over 14: Please PM with hot pics to prove it.

EDIT: Wiggyboy is the only honest one about his CHA score. <3

Game stats for real life lol. Sorry that's a little too strange for me, might be a sign for people needing to get out a bit more.

navelgirl Game stats for real life lol. Sorry that's a little too strange for me, might be a sign for people needing to get out a bit more.

dont say that! it'll lead to one of those ' you know you've been playing DnD too much when you...' threads :wink:

navelgirl Game stats for real life lol. Sorry that's a little too strange for me, might be a sign for people needing to get out a bit more.

NE rogue/monk.

STR: 9 (I am puny) DEX: 16 (Martial artist) CON: 12 (I can take a lot of pain, but I'm very fragile.) INT: 13 (My IQ is about 130. Go figure) WIS: 10 (I do a lot of stupid things, but I usually know where to draw the line) CHA: 12 (Not very good with people -.-)

Favoured weapon: Tanto

Bluff: 6 (I never flatly lie, but I know how to bend the truth to my advantage) Hide/Move Silently: 10 (What can I say? I'm a sneaky bastard) Spot/Listen: -3 (I never wear my contacts, and I don't really pay attention to what other people say) Lore: 7 (I know a lot of useless stuff, but I have forgotten the details, due to heavy alcohol consumption)

Invulnerability: Electricity 15 % (I can't explain this)

navelgirl Game stats for real life lol. Sorry that's a little too strange for me, might be a sign for people needing to get out a bit more.

I told you this thread was geeky when I created it!

No geekier than pretending to be an Elf.

Alright, here comes my most guarded secrets. If you spread them... (Intimidate check: 1 + Modifier: 0 = 1)

Entar the CG Human Bard

STR: 11 (Tough luck, you won't see me a lot on the beach then) INT: 15 (Smarty) WIS: 8 (I wouldn't be so reckless if I knew when I shouldn't) CON: 14 (Believe it or not!) DEX: 12 (I suck at sports, but my fingers are pretty nimble and I've got a good sense of rhythm) CHA: 14 (But I'm still a very nice guy!)

Lore: 10 (I know all kinds of irrevelant stuff) Bluff: 10 (Yeah, not enough backbone to tell the truth!) Persuade: 0 Appraise: 0 (Come sell me stuff) Spot/Listen: -5 (Physical contact required for gaining my attention, and you must call me twice so I believe you've got something to say) Hide/MS 0 (Your spot/listen must be lower than -10 if I can sneak behind you)

STR:18 DEX:18 CON:18 INT:18 WIS:18 CHA:18

I R PWN U LOLZ!

STR:9 (Weakest in my Weight Class, enough strength to function) DEX 12 (Can almost fit my ankles behind my back, without ever having taken yoga classes... Almost.) CON:8 (I'm pale, poorly nourished, and take about 14 minutes to run the mile) INT: 14 (I tend to judge intelligence by comprehension and ability to learn rather than ability to memorize and get good grades. I'm very good at this) WIS: 10 (While I have next to no self-discipline (that is, I can't make myself do things I don't want to do) I have enough sense to keep from doing extremely stupid shit like cussing out a teacher, or what-have-you.) CHA: 0 (I am an inanimate object.)

i have no idea why i'm posting here... but i might as well so here goes:

STR (12)- used to be heavily into bodybuilding but i'm injured right now

DEX(17)-pretty springy these days , learning a bit about acrobatics

CON(18)- i'm virtually invulnerable and i've conditioned my cardio pretty heavily

WIS(10)- just another dumbass teenager but i'm pretty perceptive

INT(14)-excellent short term memory and learning but i find that i only turn out good grades if i apply myself

CHA(17) Germanic features.... very long blonde hair , blue eyes.... i guess i consider myself fairly good looking but i'm not very good with people because i'm a natural born asshole... and my strength of character is lacking because i have no respect for the average person.

Character class: probably a ranger/rogue hybrid :-P

L33t skills:

move silently- i can sneak around pretty well

i get the barbarian rage ability for free.

oh and alignment: Chaotic neutral at the moment

-Feel free to flame the hell out of me now-

Okay. Ill bite.

13 Str (relatively strong) 10 Dex (average dexterity at best, im a little heavy) 14 con (I am "famine resistant" and very rarely get sick) 15 int (im pretty smart in my opinion and got through college/law school) 12 wis (im probably slightly more insightful than most though ive made some boneheaded financial decisions) 13 CHA (im fairly handsome, though a little overweight, and i am persuasive in conversation)

so id probably be a human fighter/mage id say im lawful neutral or neutral good. im not sure which. I may not have used all my stat points either to start with but who cares. My diety would be not quite tormish, not quite hoarish, but somewhere in the middle.

id have points in persuade (though not bluff im poor at lying) and possibly appraise, as well as spellcraft.

9 Str - Not particularly strong, but thats only because I seem to be incapacitated all the time (see Con) 10 Dex - I can touch the floor with my wrists, but I'm pretty clumsy. 6 Con - I've been ill more days of my life than I've been healthy. If I dont get more than 10 hours of sleep nightly, I get sick. In the last two years, I have had a triple sinus infection, at least 4 sserious stomach bugs that I can think of, mono, and now a hernia. 14 Int - I think of myself as very smart but definitely no genius. 11 Wis - I'm wise, but I have trouble applying my wisdom to my own life. 14 Cha - When I'm healthy, I'm quite charming and loveable. Also a musician. <3

Definitely a bard!