In accordance with the provisions of Section 609(b)(2)(A) of the OMGBearsdriving Act Public Law 91-508, as amended by the EFU members and staff of 2006 of public law 104-208, you are hereby being informed that it is the Birthday of OMGBearsdriving; EFUs favorite republican attorney....

Happy Birthday Chris!! Channelside oh my!!

-He wanted me to let all know that he is away for the weekend celebrating his birthday in style as any american attorney would. Laughing all the way to the bank while knocking back Boddington after Boddington after Boddington..... He will be back soon to show us some more good old fashoned DM love.

-You are now free to reply and roast Bear as much as possible :)

Years of getting chemically-enhanced with assorted science buffs has taught me a few things, one of which is your post-birfday present: copious amounts of Gatorade actually does ease the hangover.

(Except the blue stuff. God help you if you take the blue stuff.)

One of OMG's dm moments that just made me shiver in awe: (note: this was back when he still had that lame Chimaera tag)

Happy birthday OMGBear, noone can throw random dm kills around like you. :D

some pics:

1. my birthday by and large was alcohol (tequila and vodka pictured, not pictured: wine bottle)

2. Me with expensive margarita in plastic glass

3. Watched preseason football, drank beer, ate wings here

4. hot chicks danced for me:

i have more pics but theyre not as entertaining. except i have one picture im photoshopping for the stoutheart clan :P

Also: picture snapped at disney world