Written in very messy handwriting, nearly unreadable

Todays me go to sewa and be made Prince by nice man Bruto for savin wife ladi Sally.. Bruto give me magik ring, Bug lyk Bruto.

Taday me'z get loked up by gard man... fer no reason, mebe we shuld kill himz? he call me filfth... lata in day me walk inta tavern place end elf ask mez to help do sumfin but dere be tresa... dere was no tresa and me'z nearly died two times.. elf's mean dey say dey wands kill me'z so me killz dem firsts!

Nut much happens todayz me make arma look nicer, den friend cums and says cum wif me's! so i did... and dere was ogre's killin' da bottom town so we slayed 'em and demon man died i dun fink peple lyk him cuz dey not raisin him frum ded's oh well... beta him den me... da elves i wrote 'bout yestaday a gard man tells me he evil elf a Drow... and gard man says i can kill him if he in lowa part of town, dis makes meh happy.

Fun day today, Bug git another title. " Champion of the Pyrimo Pits " Me killz dere champion.. which was big demon, and den, i get offered challenge ta kill little gurl fer more loot, so.. me dids, and me gits luts of magik stuff, me also killed a dwarf taday, he throught me'z bandit... and den attack me so i kill's him, me neva allowed in mine shaft again becuz stupid Deugar dwarf say if i goes in he willz kill me... but i still go in anways...

Fun day fur me Runt and Anthany.. we go inta sewers to kill rats, but dere is bandits dere... we killz dem.. get some gold, den big half man half kitty thing cums.. so we go'z ta investigate it and Kitty kicks out ass... and tell us we hav ta get him " God Stones ".. Runt says he hav idea on how ta git God Stones.. so we trust him and help him, so we go ta Ruins and to find sum lady.. dat didnt go well.. and i had ta behead her becuz she has dis helmut a guy needed and Runt thinks dat he will have info on god stones.. turns out dat man, didnt have any info at all and we' jut killz ladis fer no reasons really... oh well, man pay bug 600 golden rounds and give gifts..

A dirty, and now bloody book can be found in Bug's pack // Bugs dead, he may or may not come back.