LoneWolf
2006-08-21 09:47:45 UTC
#36457
Dear Sirs,
I write to you to inform you of my holding favour with my god and wielding his divine powers, for some reason. More signs to inform people of the need to do this may be beneficial.
Kindly issue me with whatever permit it is that you issue, so that I do not have to be subject to the oafish bleatings of dishonorable watchmen any more than necessary. I came to your headquarters on numerous occasions but found no-one there able to assist me.
Best regards,
Elriel Alodie
DruQks
2006-08-21 10:01:28 UTC
#36458
Your inability to familiarize yourself with the law has been noted, you were infact not fined by these "dishonorable watchmen" for failing to register but for casting outside the wards. The law stating that casting outside the wards is illegal is listed in numerous places around the town and before you begin slandering our good men of the Watch I suggest you open your eyes for a moment and take a gander at that.
You are simply going to have to come to the Tower and wait until one of our extremely busy agents has time to register you, there are forms that you will need to fill out yourself. The Agent responsible for registering you will no doubt assist you with understanding the forms in question should you find yourself as incapable of realizing the meaning of the assembled words upon them as you've proven yourself with the written list of laws in Sanctuary.
Best regards,
*signed*
Operative Delgado
LoneWolf
2006-08-21 11:10:46 UTC
#36467
My dear Operative Delgado,
I will continue to make my way to your tower to fill in these forms, as I have done so previously numerous times in the past as I mentioned, and I can only hope that you are there to personally read them them to me before I make my hand-print to signify my limited understanding.
I will have to weave my way past all the magic being flung around Lower Sanctuary as I journey forth from my lodgings, but I hope to be able to avoid all the magic missiles and phantasmal killers, as well as the more mundane weapons and survive to have the privilege.
I trust that you and the watch will continue to enforce the laws against casting in all battle zones as vigorously in the future as was done so on this occasion.
Elriel