*Written in a crude hand on a piece of old velvum*

> Write a tale to get back at that Crone thug, highlight something insulting about his past times. *written beside it* Find out name of Crone thug, must rhyme easily with stupid brute > See about employment at the Crone > Write a tale surrounding Kyle and his tail > Form a theatre group to act out Kyle's life, if it is fraught with danger or some other tale. > Find glory, or something impressive. No one knows of my adventures. > Steal some adventuring group's tale. > See the pricings for tails > Get off this rock