Home > Letters and Notes

Letter to Imperator Avoun; Pissing Crone

Imperator Avoun

You have seen the strength of the Knights of Toboerski. Now you will grant us the right to purchase your wands without any humiliating prayers to you. Understand that you lost because Bane favors our strength and our military might and wishes to favor it.

We will not be seen groveling before his minions. I expect a list of your prices now that we have established this simple fact. You will be favorably viewed by your cooperation and will only continue to draw my annoyance if you insist on withholding what is mine by right of strength.

In regards,

Scion Dungal Toboerski Grand Magistrate of the Knights of Toboerski

Toboerski,

I must say I'm fascinated by your claim that your 'Knighthood' has in fact won some battle against me. Include some reasons for such a claim in your next missive.

Also, dare to claim the artifacts of Bane as yours by right ever again and I shall school you in how insignificant you are to me, in the most blunt fashion available. I trust you have the prudence to see such a thing would be, without a doubt, highly unfavourable for you.

*signed* Imperator Avoun Priest of the Black Fist