What kind of things in character descriptions do you dislike?

Here's one thing I don't like very much : Character descriptions which tell me what MY char thinks or does or feels, like "You immediately feel a warm attraction to him/her" or "You wonder what was his/her grandfather's second cousin's thrice removed name".

Feel free to add the things you don't like, so we can all see what not to put in character descriptions.

"Her amble breasts almost pop out of her cleavage" kind of things. No thank you, I will always back away from such characters, always. Don't have to be even as direct as the example I wrote.

Also the lore checks or whatever are quite annoying. And too long descriptions.

This is a bad description. http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tir_mcdohl/owsplinters.jpg

Dolorous Edd This is a bad description. http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tir_mcdohl/owsplinters.jpg

Ok, I didn't even want to START reading that. =/

BEFOAR U STADNS TEH HOTTIST WOMEN U HAEV EVAR SCENE.

You see nothing but death in his eyes.

I've always hated these threads.

Don't make fun of other people for being new to the game. At least they're trying. Help them instead of knocking them, and who knows, you may find that they're actually very good RPers and players..

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