[Numerous postings about Lower Sanctuary at gnomish head height]
Citizens! Adventurer’s especially take heed for you are being enslaved. As most of you are aware the shrine of Grumbar provides cheap wares, including a set of plate slightly cheaper than the duergar.
What you do not know is that you are in fact not only buying a plate. But an artifact of Grumbar and should you displease Grumbar in any way, the plate will crumble into dirt!
As well the plates and other armors, even the cheap tools sold in the shrine are enchanted subtly, not easily noticeable but they contain blessings to charm your mind.
If you checked all of the people who voted for Grigor Starag this election, you may be surprised to find that they all hold within their possession one object or another "blessed" with Grumbars power.
Consider yourself warned. Whats worse? Buying from slaver Duergar? Or buying your own slavery?