JA! Are you tired of giving der same old things for der birthdays, und anniversarys, und ressurections? Vhy give things dat people don't vant. Just how many slimy rings or pairs of der dirty boots can you hoist off on der friends und family?

Dis year try something different, ja? Dis year give dem der gift dat says 'you matter to me', give dem der gift of song! Contact mineself, Hennrick Hammerhand, for und Dvarf-o-gram vhere I sing to der loved vones. Mine rates are cheap-- for only 75 gold mine vill play und sing until der person vears und big old smile, ja!

Mine can be reached via Tornbeard Hall. Just slide und note under der doors.

--Hennrick Hammerhand, Var-chanter of the Stouthearts

//PM Helkesst