Villiany!
The "Clergy of Urdlen" has decided that death is the penalty for calling them "Dirt-Eaters", an accusation that is commonly and fully documented throughout all of the recorded years of history of Faerun!
Please find enclosed a letter sent to me, unsigned in which they declare their intention to murder innocents for the indignity of being called a name!
If you need assistance in being pointed towards the "public face of Urdlen", I will happily point you towards him. He's easy to find, he has dirt around his lips.
Tip Deeplington
[Several copies of a letter to all members of the UUGCGMGDESE103 is left with spencer and cyrus]I have issued this warning to several of our kin around town. Remove any slander against the crawler below from yourposters AND publically apoligise to the clergy of urdlen for your misgivings or myself and my more than capable assosiates will be making an example of a gnome.
The example will be most horrific and although the corpse will be hard to recognise we will tell you in advance it will be a gnome. The pain will be most excrutiating and we will ensure he or she does not die for a long long time. We will ensure they are reminded that the agony inflicted upon them is curtesy of the UUGCGMGDESE103.
Oh and don't be fooled to thinking striking at our public member will solve anything. As should he fall for any reason even if it is not your doing, you and every other non Urdlenite will be actively hunted and put to the slaighter.
Learn to fear Urdlen as you should and he will not come for you. Ignore this warning and an example shall be made, ignore that warning and yet more examples shall be made. Until the only remaining gnomes in this city are those true to Urdlens ways.
Oh and if we think for a moment you have spoken to the guards about this issue or anyone for that matter. Well, see the section about what will happen if our public member is slain.
You have two days. Though we expect you to act far more promptly.
Clergy of Urdlen