My Fellow Gnomes, Endue me your auditory perceptive apparatii!
Weary of unfair treatment among our "betters" within the tall folk town of Sanctuary?
Would you finally like to get a "fair shake" where it regards work opportunities?
Are you sick of discounted wages and purchasing merchandise at inflated prices?
In short, are you tired of being discriminated against in this, the home of your cousins?
Then the United Union of Gem Cutters and Gear Makers of the Greater Dunwarren Area, excluding the Surrounding Environs local 103 may be for you!
Join a strong, proud group of your fellows, and ensure that fairness and justice are provided to all of Glittergolds children!
Listen to the sendings for the times and locations of our meetings! If your nose is longer than your longest finger, and you arent a filthy dirt-eater, you are welcome!
Our Grand-High Journeyman Gemcutter Master, Tipperrary Deeplington had this to say about the UUGCGMGDESE103:
"It is the duty of every union to give protection to its members, of whatever class, color, or creed, excepting the filthy dirt-eaters of the lurker below, and especially to those who are duly organized as craftsman in the public service. The law of nations, and the usages and customs of moral thought as carried on by civilized powers, permit no distinction as to race in the treatment of craftsmen. To discriminate upon a gnome, or pay him less than the fair price that the market sets is a relapse into barbarism, and a crime against the civilization of the age! Villiany!"
Join Now! Work to rule, and work for a better Dunwarren!
The UUGCGMGDESE103 operates out of the Greater Dunwarren cavern system under the provisions of the War Exception act of '72 whereby the surrounding environs are ignored. Additionally, the pilferer/cutter accord of '03 ensures that equal treatment and fair disbursement will exist between members of other guilds that would like to operate within our charter during their sojourn in the Greater Dunwarren Area.
