So you need the right tools.
Overalls
Crusty Club for stirring it up.
And of course, the shit!
Shit Farming Ain't Easy
Shit.. thats some shitty loot you have.
Awesome! :D
Haha, that stuff isn't actually in EfU is it?
No, it can't be.. Right? 
[stands up and applauds]
Shit.
If this is truely EfU stuff I would like to see two things implemented. One: Underdark monkeys that throw shit balls. Two: script that allows eternal flame and darkfire to work on the sling so you can throw flaming shit balls.
All that loot is in game. Not only that, but two of the items (the shit balls and the crusty old club) were things I made well before I even knew we'd have a shit-farmer in the module. Just goes to show what sort of loot I like to give away.
If you want to be pelted with feces, easiest way to do that is put on a Watch uniform and wander into Lower Sanctuary.
I have to admit, its nearly all shit--but its such amazing shit. I appreciate seeing that its finding its way into my hands.
However, once I have my diaherretic elemental you will all fear me.
I'm imagining the Golgothan the Shit Golem from the movie Dogma.
A bunch of shitty gear. Nice way to spread shit around. :)
You shithead.
Shit farming is so hard you need ways to relax, entertainment if you will.
Sometimes your boots get dirty.
That's when you realize you stepped in something.
Nice. lol
As Lad said...
Shit.
Shit farming gets no easier.
Your tools get dirtier and nastier and crustier.
The only consolation is that you might find yourself escaping the underdark and making it to the surface.
The sad part, is that this is what you find.
Your club is fat loot now. That's fearsome shit!
As for the other screen... Just what the fuck?
Is Ivandur's pubic-hair displayed on that picture? :shock:
Lovely. Another entirely useful override.
I suppose it bears repeating 1) that over ride makes that picture much funnier 2) Mandarin "went to the surface" last night, and that's exactly what happened up there. He doesn't want to escape the Underdark ever again now. These pictures are all taken in game.
My penis is bigger.
Inquisitor My penis is bigger.
You sound envious.
I should definately get those overrides...yeah definately :lol:
[slaps josi on the wrist]
"What would Misfortune Along My Side think!"
Coldburn "What would Misfortune Along My Side think!"
Laugh? :wink:
"Prepare for spanking!"
(Or am I going into the sexual harassment zone? Ò_ó If so, I'm sorry :P)
wow. That's a pretty badass stick of shit!
Oroborous Shit farming gets no easier.Damn- A Paladin must have had that stick up his ass for quite some time.Your tools get dirtier and nastier and crustier.
oh man I thought Shelini did gross things...altough she wouldn't mind having that pixie on a necklace
The good thing about shit farming is that you make friends easily.
Well - that certainly proves the flexibility of the word.
How come I never get any shit like that?
Really though, I'm just a shit farmer for the girls.
You old scoundrel, you got the boobies override!
"Oh gosh, you oozed all over me!"
(Okay that definitely wasnt PG-13, but funny nonetheless.)
Found some old Mandarin screenies that can be shared; there are still some that are forbidden to be posted due to major spoilers.
However, shit farmers can sometimes get great pets. Imagine plowing a field with this guy.
Other days you get to see new and unique things.
Or see things you didn't want to see that leave you and Zau of all people cowering behind a door locked in a closet in the bowels.
But its okay, cause even shit farmers get to become Councilors--upward mobility. Plus, unlike the other lame Councilors you get to customize your robes with green fungus highlights!
Finally, after a major shit farmer spoiler quest that starts in the Fugue--you find out the truth about your allies--yup, none of them have genitals!
One day I'll get permission to post the rest!
Oh man...not this shit again.
for the love of...((the words said are not approitpriant for public reading)) shit
oh, god, wheres that override from?
Lolz, you ppl r scary
overide i ain't saying even though i know. ((whispers)) try nwn vault
The best part is, even when you're dead and gone. The memory lives on to fester.
