Mister C,

A painful thing to have to be writing this letter, mister C. However, your bouncer by the name of Valerius is causing far too many problems for me to simply overlook now. Myself and my many associates have been partaking of your bars charm for a while now, and I must say we really are enjoying the ambiance. Mister Valerius, however, is relentless is his threats, attempts at initmidation and outright attacks on my associates. Mister Valerius see's fit to charge me an exuberant amount of gold each week in order for me and my associates to be protected from him while we use your establishment. If this is how you wish your customers to be treated, mister C, I must say I am deeply saddened

I should also point out that I take threats against myself and my associates most, most gravely. I'd wish this to not have to escelate, mister C, so I highly suggest you reign in your rogue bouncer. Feel free to send any return missives to the Steady Hand inn, located in the canal ward.

-Mister Kay