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Poster in Lower - Vote Nogueyra

In large, heavy lettering. The poster is nailed to the wall next to the door of the Ibrandulin temple. Copies to be found inside the Pissing Crone inn and on the wall of the Tigereye fortress.

Here is a fact. Last run-around, we elected a drunken, underage prostitute Councilor. But she stood for many things. She stood for Lower Sanctuary. Here are some facts about the only candidate in these elections who -truly- stands for Lower, as others have before.

HOW MANY COUNCIL CANDIDATES HAVE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT?

Only one. Majre Nogueyra.

HOW MANY COUNCIL CANDIDATES CAN TRULY CLAIM TO RESIDE IN LOWER AND MAKE OF THIS PART OF TOWN THEIR HOME BELOW THE WORLD?

Only one. Majre Nogueyra.

HOW MANY COUNCIL CANDIDATES HAVE ARRESTED DANGEROUS CRIMINALS THAT HAVE PUT IN CHECK THE FREEDOMS OF YOUR LIVES IN THE UNDERDARK, MY BROTHERS, MY SISTERS OF LOWER?

Only one. Majre Nogueyra.

WHO WILL REPRESENT LOWER IN THE COMING ELECTIONS?

Only Majre Nogueyra.

VOTE NOGUEYRA!

More such flyers are scattered about haphazardly

Even more such flyers are scattered about.

*Tarnis writes a tiny note at the bottom of one of the posters*

How many council candidates have engaged in unlawful extortion, have been murdered because she's a foul bitch, and left her law enforcement duties because she simply wanted to be paid more?

Only one. Majre Nogueyra.

*A burly half-orc writes*

Well all of 'em!

But we didn't want the Tigereyes when they were sent to subjugate us, we sure as hell ain't electing 'em.

*scrawled on the bottom of a poster*

Tigereye Out!

New flyers are scattered about. The poster is removed and updated. A message is added underneath:

ANYBODY WHO WRITES ON MY SHIT IS WELCOME TO TAKE IT UP TO THE ARENA. THE CHALLENGE IS FREE OF CHARGE, WITH THE REMOVAL OF MY SPEAR FROM YOUR LOWER ENTRAILS PRICED AT 50 GOLDEN COINS.

*a halfling goes by and writes another note under this message*

Well I guess that just shows that youre just as evil, violent, and usless as a councilor as we all thought. Please discontinue your campaign as you've just proven yourself unworthy of the position

Sullen, heavy-set Tigereye mercenaries scowl menacingly at the citizens defacing the posters.

[Shan Frenis walks by reading the rantings underneath and snickers to himself]

Beautiful? This guy needs to get out more

*frubo hill walks pass a heap of posters nailed to the wall of the crone and chuckles as he reads the added statements* glad am not the only one who disaproves of her.