I don't think we've ever met, but your advert notice, however ridiculously improbable it sounds, seemed like a worthy throw of the dice for me.
My name is Casimir Grand. I'm not going to list a number of long winded reasons for you to bring me along on this expedition, i'll just get to the point. I'm good with traps, and i enjoy pugilism as much as the next gnoll. I have been trying to find a way out of this condemned town for the best part of my time here, with little to no success, but i have gained a good deal of knowledge about how to fight the creatures in this place since i first arrived.
I can only provide 1200 coins (hopefully more by the time this trip is scheduled to begin), but there're other things i can give in place if you can convince me that this offer is genuine. Not least of which is the promise of avoiding misfortune. I am a wholehearted believer in lady doom, and given the miniscule probability of the success of this expedition you are making, who could be more fitting to accompany you in your attempt?
- Casimir Grand