Alright.
If you have some creative insults for people to use IG post them here. This thread is intended to help people insult other characters without resorting to modern words that have no place on the server.
Only post if you have an insult to add.
So here's a few from Baldur's gate I found (Because I'm far too tired to think up any of my own, I'll add some of my own when I can think of some)
Your ugliness, both in body and soul, thought true, is inappropriate for discussion and rankly impolite. You're stupid, poorly educated, and always smell faintly of lilacs, but it was wrong of me to bring attention to it.
Arrogant, drunken, priggish, whiny, pompous are common adjectives used to describe you, but I was wrong to say so. You are completely incapable of independent thought and soil yourself with regularity seldom found outside the nursery. I shall no longer bring these things up in front of the others.
Some short insults that can be used together drunk dwarven oaf wench canker on my backside loathsome mongrel dog or she-dog brutish pig boil needing lancing cantankerous stench vomit ridden wretch beer gut overly lame mule sod bastard
Added ones I like to add (from others) goat rutter god rotting bastard whelp of a pig whelp of a dog whelp of a whore hell and blood swineswater cur
Directly taken from Shakesphere! Some edited to suit awesome paladins, most not!
He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endlesssliar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
I am well aquainted with your manner of wrenching, the true cause the false way.
This knave's tongue begins to double!
Though he is not naturally honest, he is so sometimes by chance
Me think'st thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee for thy evil tenfold!
All that is within him does condemn him a guilty man
To die by thee were but to die in jest
Were I like thee I'd throw away myself
If it only were my spit would make you, dirtier! Alas, it would be a much needed cleansing and so I will oblige. *spits*
I had as liet be wooed of a snail
I never knew so young a body with so old a head
He draws out the thread of his vocabulary finer than the staple of his argument
You speak an infinite deal of nothing
My! How fiery and forward our pedant is!
You quintessence of dust; whore; guilty creature; breeder of sinners; passion's slave; croaking raven; bosom black as death' wretched. thorn king of smiles; man of falsehood
Horrible villian; villian of the earth; soulless villian; secret and villanous contriver; lean-faced villain; insolent bloody, bawdy villain; Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain. Villainous abominable misleader of youth. Honeysuckle villain; a craven and a villain; abhorred villain
Villainy which did confirm any slander; liberal villain
Closet lock and key of villainous secrets; dull unmindful villain, detestable
How now! O heavy ignorance
By yond marble heaven
Alas!
O immortal gods! Go to, charm your tongue! O ill-dispersing wind of misery! Despiteful tidings! Mercy, mercy! Hang thee monster! Fie for godly shame!
Insults for snobs and wizards (Thanks to Anthee):
asinine - utterly stupid or silly (“asinine behavior”); of, relating to, or resembling an ass aspersion – an unfavorable or damaging remark, slander; the act of defaming or slandering baloney, boloney, bosh, drool, tommyrot, tosh – nonsense bilgewater – pretentious or silly talk or writing to cachinnate – to laugh hard, loudly, or convulsively, guffaw to calumniate – to make maliciously or knowingly false statements about circumlocution – evasion (of an issue); pretexts, excuses; subterfuge cognizant – fully informed; conscious congenital – of or relating to a condition that is present at birth, as a result of either heredity or environmental influences; being or having an essential characteristic as if by nature, inherent or inveterate contumacious – obstinately or contemptuously resistant to authority, stubbornly rebellious coxcomb – a conceited dandy who is overly impressed by his own accomplishments; a fop diuturnity – long duration, lastingness dystrophy (adj: dystrophic) – a degenerative disorder caused by inadequate or defective nutrition; any of several disorders, especially muscular dystrophy, in which the muscles weaken and atrophy egregious – conspicuously bad or offensive to equivocate – to be deliberately ambiguous or unclear in order to mislead or withhold euphemism – a way of expressing that avoids the issue at hand fatuous – vacuously, smugly, and unconsciously foolish; delusive, unreal (“fatuous hopes”) flagrant – conspicuously bad, offensive, or reprehensible flummery – meaningless or deceptive language, humbug fustian – pomposity giaour – (Islam) nonbeliever, infidel hebephrenic – given to adolescent silliness to imprecate - to curse inane - one that lacks sense or substance (“interrupting with inane comments”; “angry with my inane roommate”) inveterate – firmly and long established, deep-rooted; persisting in an ingrained habit, habitual (“an inveterate liar”) labchezia – therapeutic swearing larrikin – (Australian) a person given to comical or outlandish behavior logomaniac – one who is obsessed with words, talking logorrhea – excessive use of words ludicrous – laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity or incongruity mooncalf – a fool, a freak myxedema, myxoedema (adj: myxedemic) – a disease caused by decreased activity of the thyroid gland in adults and characterized by dry skin, swellings around the lips and nose, mental deterioration, and a subnormal basal metabolic rate nescient - absent of knowledge or awareness, ignorant; agnostic onerous – troublesome or oppressive; burdensome; arduous orotund – pompous and bombastic; full in sound, sonorous paroxysm – a sudden outburst of emotion or action (“a paroxysm of laughter”); a sudden attack, recurrence, or intensification of a disease; a spasm or fit, a convulsion peccary - nocturnal gregarious pig-like wild animals of North America and South America; any of several piglike hoofed mammals of the family Tayassuidae, found in North, Central, and South America and having long, dark, dense bristles perfidious – tending to betray, treacherous periphrastic – roundabout and unnecessarily wordy pleonastic – the use of more words than are required to express an idea; a superfluous word or phrase popinjay – a vain, talkative person prenatal – existing or occurring before birth preposterous – contrary to nature, reason, or common sense, absurd to prevaricate - to stray from or evade the truth, to equivocate psychotomimetic - tending to induce hallucinations, delusions, or other symptoms of a psychosis (used of a drug, eg LSD) rapscallion – a rascal, a scamp; a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel; one who is playfully mischievous ratiocinative – of, relating to, marked by, or skilled in methodical and logical reasoning (“one’s ratiocinative powers”) scalawag, scallywag – a reprobate, a rascal sesquipedalian – (noun) a long word; (adj.) given to the use of long words; long and ponderous spalpeen – a scamp; an Irish term for a good-for-nothing fellow, often used in good-humored contempt or ridicule stercoraceous, stercorous, (stercorarious) – consisting of or relating to excrement taradiddle, tarradiddle - a petty falsehood, a fib; silly pretentious speech or writing, twaddle to tergiversate – to use evasions or ambiguities, to equivocate; to change sides, to apostatize to traduce – to cause humiliation or disgrace to by making malicious and false statements twaddle – foolish, trivial, or idle talk or chatter vermicious – of or pertaining to worms, wormy vacuous - complacently or inanely foolish; devoid of matter, empty; lacking intelligence, stupid; devoid of substance or meaning, inane; devoid of expression, vacant; lacking serious purpose or occupation, idle to vilify – to make vicious and defamatory statements about to vituperate – to rebuke or criticize harshly or abusively, to berate