[sheet music for a couple short dittys with comedic lyrics, scrawled in the margins is, "short attention spans, short songs"]

To hear no evil, plug your ears And to see none shield your eyes Cover your mouth with both your hands And you'll find that you speak no lies. You'll sure be pure, but I believe you'll find In spite of good intentions, you're quite deaf, dumb, and blind!

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A girl named Longhair Nogueyra had grown so very vain Until the hearthfire drew too close to her abundant mane She ran out to the fountain to see what she could save, But frozen water bumped her head and sent her to her grave. (Beshaba provides!)