Answers you *don’t* want to receive when you send an application.

‘You’re kidding, right?’ ‘Muhauhauhuhaau, great joke!’

"We only accept serious applications. Naked molerats are not a supported subrace."

"..."

or

"Uh... no"

or

"Try actually writing an application instead of hitting the keyboard a couple times."

Or

"About that application you sent us. Yeah... No."

"Hey about that app...could you log in for a second?"

stupid_app has joined as a player

stupid_app takes 2000 damage (fire)

you have entered the fugue plane stupid_app loses fullplate stupid_app loses long sword stupid_app loses dignity stupid_app loses healing herb stupid_app loses self esteem stupid_app loses tower shield ...

Haquin Answers you *don’t* want to receive when you send an application.

‘You’re kidding, right?’ ‘Muhauhauhuhaau, great joke!’

When I DM'ed in the past. I actually gave that answer to someone's application.

Oroborous

Haquin Answers you *don’t* want to receive when you send an application.

‘You’re kidding, right?’ ‘Muhauhauhuhaau, great joke!’

When I DM'ed in the past. I actually gave that answer to someone's application.

Answers you *don’t* want to receive when you send an app:

Anything from Oroborous.

"Alright, stop sending that, it's not funny anymore".

"You suck".

"Get lost".

"Are you serious?"

*Denied*

"STFU U N00b"

"FYI it's NO, now and always"

"Your application has been returned and deemed a waste of time to review"

"Suggestions: Try next time"

"Suggestion: Any idea other than this."

"that's an intresting single player character you've worked out there, come back and tell us how it works out sometime.

"Sorry, it got lost in the spam filter."

Ask Crosswind if you need approval for an elven monk ;) Just make sure you use someone else's IP and CD key :lol:

Crosswind wrote: 1.) Your AC is 29-32 because you drink potions and are a >mean words deleted< elf monk (>here I explain to you why I dislike elf monks, and try to tell you how to play your character<).

Ah the loving hate...I have always loved it Cross, and your forum title made me about spew soda out my nose whan I first saw it ;)

"Your Drizzt clone has been accepted. Your spawn point will be Transyr town hall. Due to the sheer awesomeness of your concept, this will be a permadeath character should you die."

Oroborous

Haquin Answers you *don’t* want to receive when you send an application.

‘You’re kidding, right?’ ‘Muhauhauhuhaau, great joke!’

When I DM'ed in the past. I actually gave that answer to someone's application.

Yes he did, I know! I remember that it was my first app and infact if I was to write something like that it would be a joke XD.

I was like I want to be a faction member so I can stand out of the crowd etc etc etc *smacks head against the desk for his own stupidity*

"Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha! No."

if you only knew what went on in the app forum.

oh the things they do there! my stars!

"No, Space Marines are not a valid subrace -or- class."

:(

Chimaera if you only knew what went on in the app forum.

oh the things they do there! my stars!

:( You should post the funniest applications you get (details crossed out, of course) for our amusement, HOMER JAY SIMPSON!

"You know that app we got about Tony the Tiger? We never got it. Don't send it again."

"If you can read this then you're smater than your app surgested"

The worst of all:

"FOIG."

"We love your application but we think it needs a few modifications. How would you feel about a tootoo?"

Coldburn The worst of all:

"FOIG."

Imagine a race application.

"FOIG."

"But its for half-mushroom, how can I FOIG if I can't make it?"

"Exacly, FOIG!"

"Due to the fact you actually got down on your knees while you begged in your application we will consider refusing your request for another week."

:wink:

" Might I suggest locking your computer while you are away from it. It seems a little brother or a pet chimp with tourette's syndrome got ahold of your computer and sent in an app."

"I kind of want to make fun of you."

:( :x

"That's just like an application prestonhunt sent in last week."

"[16:21] --- You have been kicked from #efu by RealityDevoid (rejected)"

RD did that to me when I said "I'm thinking of making an app"