Dearest Sister,

I haven't gotten to see you lately and I am terribly distraught, so I penned these words to express my feelings.

Stop being a slut, or at least don't forget to charge them. God damn it.

Signed, your fucking brother.

*the letter is forwarded casually to Khayri (il-Pashar, specifically) at the Rock Bottom Inn, on the off chance she takes her mail there.*