*as scribed by Gimball Harrenhock from performances at the Rock Bottom Inn*

Figgy Der Stout

Figgy der Stout Bestest varrior in town Hacks down trolls, trogs und gnolls Even der occasional clown!

Figgy he vanders He fights Und he ponders 'Vhat is der out dere, Dat can challenge me? Maybe a giant, Maybe three!'

Smashing der monsters Is vhat Figgy does best Though, to him It is not much of und test!

All der obstacles he'll pummel Dis he will love Only vith his help Vil ve make it to ABOVE!

Figgy der Stout Bestest warrior in town!

~Hennrick Hammerhand

Der Vorld

Velcome to der vorld Vhere conflict taints its beauty Velcome to der vorld Vhere violence hides its grace

Try to find your stride Find your vay Learn to survive Fight another day

Selfishness und greed Are like so many chains Cast dem all off Take avay der burden's pain

Like a house of full of rivals We ignore der truth A house of full of rivals Ve rip, claw und tooth

No man is und island Sand, storm und bone No not und island Ve are flesh, blood and bone

Velcome to der Vorld We call it Sanctuary Our home

~Hennrick Hammerhand