Not sure which direction this thread will go.

Anyways, I'll make the first contributions!

(Cail Durris): Practically an act of mercenary. (Jacob Geigne): Mercy?

(Kay): he said some severall next soldiers and there this mage (Kay): *inclined head to de la Rey* (Michael de la Rey): Wizard. [He grunts] Wizard! (Talath Rayas): // Wizard.. I'm WIZARD! *michael sobs*

(Talath Rayas): // My good old buddy gaeseric. I voted for him ,ye know. (Gaeseric the Unyielding): I WILL CUT YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF if you do not comply. (Jacob Geigne): Yeah, right on

All of the above I stole from trial record chat logs. I love how it picks up party chat. :P

Old but good! :)

It's from when we were still charging Reynolt for a crime every other weekend and putting him on trial. It was fun.

Text starts as Delgado is standing alone in the Spellguard Lounge after rushing out of one of Reynolt's trials, after throwing one of his anger tantrums.

Delgado plays with dolls? :o

Well, i know some funny things, but nothing in specific. Sorry :(

First, I'd like to stress that this in no way is meant as any form of flattening, but the episode was kinda funny. Second, yes; this was actually said IC. I'll leave you lot guessing as to Cel's class.

Celaroyunas E'lyan: toni do you want to do anything Antoni Desol: Sure, what? Celaroyunas E'lyan: maybe hunt rothes Antoni Desol: Rothes? You? Antoni Desol: Shouldnt nature sort of... dislike you hunting defenceless beasts? Celaroyunas E'lyan: natural order of nature, people do need to eat Celaroyunas E'lyan: the circle of life Antoni Desol: I see.... Celaroyunas E'lyan: there was a movie lion king a time ago Celaroyunas E'lyan: it explained this well Antoni Desol: [sighs] Celaroyunas E'lyan: but that was the human movie on the surface Antoni Desol: Im good, Cel. I'm sure you can handle them youselves.

Koli: I once defeated Two-hundread billion zombies! Kyle Fox: There arn't that many zombies in underdark Koli: Not /anymore/!

Rissi (Whilst Drunk): Rissi be high king of underdark.....yous...yous want hihg-power position, Rissi have power! Susanna: Not really interested, unless it just happens to be royal beer-taster Rissi: Okays...Ri....Rissi makes position for you, you offical title be "Super-Special Beer tasting lady"

i like this.

Arthalan: That armour doesn't go with your hair Sunni: That's why i wear a helmer Arthalan: You mean helmet Sunni: What did i call it? Arthalan: Helmer Sunni: Hmmmm... Well, it's called a helmer now. Arthalan: What? Sunni: Everything i say is right. Comes with the priesthood package. Arthalan: No. Society made the word, and it is their word. Arthalan: Only the Gods can change that. Sunni: Listen, let me put it simply. Sunni: Sunni: Right. [gives thumb up] Society: Wrong. [gives thumb down] Arthalan: Ah yes, i see. Meriam: *Giggles* Arthalan: *Decides to humour him* Obviously it's a helmer. Sunni: Good good. Get out there and spread the news then!

More RL references. The random outbursts by Susanna are attempts at finding a password for opening the dome, of which Dick is also referring to, in the brewery area. Excellent for 5 picoseconds of laughter.

Dick Steel: Probably built by the smurfnibblers. Ghost: already tried beer Susanna: lots of beer! Ghost: smurf nibblers? Aseir Greycastle: *Glances at Dick* ... riiight. Dick Steel: Yeah. Deep gunomes. Ghost: Oh Susanna: *Burp* Susanna: fire Ghost: Because Smurfs are small blue fey found in fairy tales.

Heh, I barely remember that one. Good times

This happened when Shauna got sick and tired of being abused by paladins and saw a prime target coming. Kata went downstairs to give him some lip, and Blanca helped out. It's still one of my favourite moments:

Blanca: Now tell me, what evil deeds 'av ya done in ya life, mate? Kata Feariams: *sees Terrance, eyes narrow* Terrance Wetten: *raises eyebrow at halfling* Lotho Balaedor: [looks to kata and winks] Blanca: I sense a taint on your heart, you. Kata Feariams: What did you say to Shauna, you bastard? Blanca: Lady. Blanca: This man is Evil. Kata Feariams: I reckon so too. Blanca: A tainted heart. Terrance Wetten: *head whips around* Blanca: As a paladin, I can sense it./ Blanca: His evil is so strong, in fact, I sensed it from tha bar Kata Feariams: Well? Blanca: Tell me of your evil deeds, and repent! Terrance Wetten: *to Shauna* You should know better than to listen to those lies milady - I have proven myself to you already this day Terrance Wetten: // to Kata even Kata Feariams: You've proven nothing to me. Blanca: I am a paldin of Avoreen, mate, and I can sense yoru Taint, Evil One. Blanca: Confess! Kata Feariams: *stifles a chuckle* Kata Feariams: Well, what did you say to her? Terrance Wetten: You lie little fellow, but I will not press that matter at this time. The lady and I have matters to discuss Blanca: Pfft. Terrance Wetten: *to Kata - ignoring the halfling* We discussed the works that Delvek is performing in lower sancutary Blanca: Your a thief, a murderer or a lier, or all three, Blanca: I can sense it. Blanca: I'll be watching you. Kata Feariams: She's up there bawling her eyes out, and says you did it. Terrance Wetten: and spoke of philosopy and memories of Deleng Blanca: [eyes narrow] Blanca: Yeh, thats right, I'll be watchin you, Evil One. Terrance Wetten: If I have brought up bad memories, it was certainly not my intention. I will go to her now and apologise at once Kata Feariams: You should, you ass. Blanca: Real paladins arent pansies like yaself. Lotho Balaedor: [jaw drops] what a farkin hero hey blanca Blanca: Yeh. Blanca: Friggin makin poor ladies cry. Terrance Wetten: * flushes at Kata's words * Milady, as I said I had no intention of upsetting anyone. Blanca: [sticks a thumb twice, hard, onto his chestplate] Kata Feariams: Well, you did. Blanca: Listen up, tin head. Terrance Wetten: *makes for the stairway* Then I shall make it right Kata Feariams: [Tell] this is priceless! Blanca: You keep on going down the Dark Path, and you shall find Redemption. Blanca: At my hands, no less! Blanca: Flee, Tainted One! Kata Feariams: *grins at Blanca*

Anyone that knows Blanca knows how wrong this conversation is.

Heh - being on the other side of that conversation was absolutely priceless! Here's me - the total n00b to the server doing my best to fit in and make friends, being accused of being evil by this blasted little halfer - told that I've upset some poor girl - etc etc.

Good times :lol:

Think this is a good one, just after the portal misson when Kale spoke to the man with the portal with Rissi watching. He then procceded to cleave that man real good!

Kale Dilandau: now thats what I call job satisfaction Kale Dilandau: *walks out whilstling*

Snoteye First, I'd like to stress that this in no way is meant as any form of flattening, but the episode was kinda funny. Second, yes; this was actually said IC. I'll leave you lot guessing as to Cel's class.

Celaroyunas E'lyan: toni do you want to do anything Antoni Desol: Sure, what? Celaroyunas E'lyan: maybe hunt rothes Antoni Desol: Rothes? You? Antoni Desol: Shouldnt nature sort of... dislike you hunting defenceless beasts? Celaroyunas E'lyan: natural order of nature, people do need to eat Celaroyunas E'lyan: the circle of life Antoni Desol: I see.... Celaroyunas E'lyan: there was a movie lion king a time ago Celaroyunas E'lyan: it explained this well Antoni Desol: [sighs] Celaroyunas E'lyan: but that was the human movie on the surface Antoni Desol: Im good, Cel. I'm sure you can handle them youselves.

Haha- I loved that instance. Makes me miss ol' Toni, and EfU really... Cel and I are good friends IRL too, and when that was done IC I almost lost it. Maybe I will bring back Toni, I need to get reinvolved in here...

tib Haha- I loved that instance. Makes me miss ol' Toni, and EfU really... Cel and I are good friends IRL too, and when that was done IC I almost lost it. Maybe I will bring back Toni, I need to get reinvolved in here...

IRC #EFU Politician Celebration Day!

Just look at what Howland started...

[20:45] * Howland is now known as Elaine_Chao [20:46] * SongOfOrpheus is now known as Condoleezza_Rice [20:46] * Chimaera is now known as Michael_Chertoff [20:46] * Kiaring is now known as Colin_Powell [20:47] * Sternhund is now known as George_Dubya [20:47] * Thrawn|dinner is now known as Dirk_Kempthorne [20:47] * Colin_Powell is now known as Margaret_Spellings [20:47] * ninelives is now known as Boutrous_Boutrous_Gali [20:47] * Michael_Chertoff gives channel operator status to Condoleezza_Rice [20:49] * RealityDevoid is now known as Donald_Rumsfeld [20:50] * cawila is now known as Dick_Cheney [20:50] * MadCaddies is now known as GeorgeWBush

[20:50] * cawila is now known as Dick_Cheney [20:50] <George_Dubya> Oh look it's the great white hunter [20:50] <George_Dubya> Heh heh, Dick you're a good man [20:50] <MadCaddies> XD [20:50] <George_Dubya> I got some Hallibear set up in Pakistan for ya [20:50] <George_Dubya> Heh heh [20:50] * Dick_Cheney kills an innocent man

[20:51] <GeorgeWBush> Now! Get back to work bitches and get the server up! OR... [20:51] <GeorgeWBush> I'll start another fucking war. [20:51] * Dick_Cheney delegates [20:52] <Michael_Chertoff> Yeah like that will stop anything. [20:52] <George_Dubya> This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.

[20:53] <GeorgeWBush> Look guys. Don't piss me off. I want that server back of quicksmart. [20:53] * George_Dubya gives the one-fingered victory salute [20:53] <GeorgeWBush> I don't want to illegally detain for no reason anybody here. [20:53] * Condoleezza_Rice has kicked GeorgeWBush from #efu (I've just always wanted to do this.) [20:53] <George_Dubya> Owned. [20:53] <George_Dubya> Noob. [20:53] * Condoleezza_Rice has kicked George_Dubya from #efu (You too.)

[20:55] <GeorgeWBush> Texas dumbass president, born and bred mate.

[20:55] <George_Dubya> Yeah, well how big was the fish I caught at my ranch last week? [20:55] <George_Dubya> And what did my daddy have to say about it? [20:56] <Donald_Rumsfeld> Nice fish [20:56] <Donald_Rumsfeld> And it wasn't as big as you told everyone [20:56] <Donald_Rumsfeld> You claimed it was a threat to national security so you had to throw it back [20:56] <GeorgeWBush> It was a goldfish, and he said 'Put if back in the fucking pnd you n00b".

[20:48] <MadCaddies> The US governemnt has been studying us. We are human guinea pigs! They have cruelly created a kickass server, opened it to us, fed us with more kickassery, then snatched it away in an instant! All in the name of science. Studying human reaction to psychological withdrawlas and torment!

[20:54] <GeorgeWBush> Who -boots the president-?!? [20:55] <Condoleezza_Rice> Condoleezza Rice does! Who wants to take bets on whether the first minority female president will be a conservative shithead? [20:55] <Condoleezza_Rice> It's scary, isn't it? [20:59] <ScaryQ> <Condoleezza_Rice> It's scary, isn't it? <--- I didn' do nuthin'

[20:57] <MithrilDragon> This many politicians is -not- healthy.

I cant stop laughing

MadCads|BeerAndVan> Naga, why praise us? I have to admit, that is fucking strange, and just a little creepy, coming from you. <Naga> Because I care <Naga> I'm actually the vet with the heart of gold <MadCads|BeerAndVan> >_> <outcrowd1> Dr. Doolittle?

Naga, lying. And OC, being hilarious. :lol:

This might just be the cheesiest conversation ever.

[ovara] Kayragh: [Whisper] I don't know much anyone anymore. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *nods* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Whisper] I understand, you live outside now. [ovara] Kayragh: [Whisper] Almost everyone I knew are dead, or missing. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Whisper] I suppose we only have each other... [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] *her lips rise upwards as she looks at Alex* [ovara] Kayragh: [Whisper] It is not strange to me, have only one I trust. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Whisper] Till we die? [ovara] Kayragh: [Whisper] Till we die. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *coy smile* [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] I am cracking up in here. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] XD [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] *finishes her milk with one long gulp* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *still sips hers* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *clears her throat*

[colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] Seems there's nothing but death and destruction down here [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] yes... but such is life here. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] Yes... [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *sighs* Well. [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] We must make it the best we can [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *nods* [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] *pukes* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] Together we will. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] *pukes more* [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] Yes, together. [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] ROFL [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] *just dies* [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] I couldn't help myself XD [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] I'm so tempted to say "friends forever" [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] I must rest now. [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] Say it! *dares* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] NO WAY! [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] Chicken! [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] Rest will do good. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *nods* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *hugs kay* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] i'm so gonna say it [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] *hugs Alex for a long time* [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] *whistles while waiting for it* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] Friends forever. [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] *faints* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] head falls off [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] Yes. Friends forever. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *rubs her slightly teary eye* [ovara] Kayragh : [Tell] *the floor opens and sucks her in* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *stuffs her helm on* [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Talk] *scutters off quickly...* [ovara] Kayragh: [Talk] I will sit here a while longer. [colinpoh] Alexandra Simmons: [Tell] *... to puke* Kayragh : [Tell] *breaks the furniture*

Next time we'll make a secret handshake too!

Some of you will get this one. :)

Jacob Geigne: [Tell] Squeagle doesn't like me! *emo tear*

Ran into a goblin in the wilderness. He was sneaking up on me but I caught him.

[_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Hey little guy Goblin Assassin: [Talk] *curss* Goblin Assassin: [Talk] *seems a little embarassed* [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Yeah, I know the feeling Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Yous smart. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] I get caught sometimes too Goblin Assassin: [Talk] *sighs* [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] [Takes his helm off and puts it under his arm] [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] So guess I have to kill you now. You know, it's the thing to do Goblin Assassin: [Talk] I never sneaks up on anybody *sounds unhappy* [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] ...but I guess I don't -have- to Goblin Assassin: [Talk] *scuffles the dirt* It bes what I deserve, yeah. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] I could just let you go, but I don't see why. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] I suck so bad! [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Yeah, you do. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Can't sneaks up on infant. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Damn. You -really- suck. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Can't steal baby from candy... er... [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] [Quiet chuckle] [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Right, so guess we're going to fight, eh? Goblin Assassin: [Talk] *picks his nose* My brudder always pick on me, say I worst sneak Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Say I eat too much, get fat Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Yeah, yeah. All right. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] [Tosses his helm off to the side] I'll be sure to feed you to the local rothe [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] You good at fighting?

[Goblin goes invisible]

[_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Oh that's no fun [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] You little shit.

[Goblin does Death Attack + Sneak Attack! Jacob is paralyzed.]

Goblin Assassin: [Talk] WOW! [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] [Paralyzed, but mutters:] Yeah, wow. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] I gots you! Goblin Assassin: [Talk] I not suck after all! [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] How'd you see me? [Pukes a little blood out of his helm] Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Gots potions, yeah! [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Well you still suck at sneaking, but I can help you with that. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] I too fat to sneak good [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Once I can... move my arm. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Shit man, where'd you hit me? You gotta teach me that one. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Right in spine. Goblin Assassin: [Talk] I guess I gotta kill you now, eh? [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Oh, joy. That's going to help my already broken back. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Well uh, no. Because I can help you sneak, you see? Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Oh yah? [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Even fat bastards like yourself can sneak like a pro [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Here we are. [Moves his arm] Goblin Assassin: [Talk] How? [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] You duck behind rothe. [prestonhunt] T'rissithra Zau Mournrahel: [Talk] Hey Goblin Assassin: [Talk] How -- [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Great. We have company [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Hello mate Goblin Assassin: [Talk] Hey, whose dat? [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] No clue, but he looks dangerous [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Oh right, I'm still invisible Goblin Assassin: [Talk] *seems a little scared* [prestonhunt] T'rissithra Zau Mournrahel: [Talk] Silly question out here. [_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] I'm not here, mate

[Jacob loses invisibility]

[_Nightfire_] Jacob Geigne: [Talk] Shit. [prestonhunt] T'rissithra Zau Mournrahel: [Talk] Shit indeed.

LOL! :D

Nightfire, that was one of the funniest scenes I've ever read!

Magic_salesman_shadow i like this.

Arthalan: That armour doesn't go with your hair Sunni: That's why i wear a helmer Arthalan: You mean helmet Sunni: What did i call it? Arthalan: Helmer Sunni: Hmmmm... Well, it's called a helmer now. Arthalan: What? Sunni: Everything i say is right. Comes with the priesthood package. Arthalan: No. Society made the word, and it is their word. Arthalan: Only the Gods can change that. Sunni: Listen, let me put it simply. Sunni: Sunni: Right. [gives thumb up] Society: Wrong. [gives thumb down] Arthalan: Ah yes, i see. Meriam: *Giggles* Arthalan: *Decides to humour him* Obviously it's a helmer. Sunni: Good good. Get out there and spread the news then!

Just wanted to let you know that it wasn't ARthalan, it was my character Arthan who had that conversation....and what made it funnier is that later on Arthan was walking away and said "ITS A HELMET!" then Sunni threatened to smite me over it!

and then theres this one

Tarnis: Bungee makes good potions, but is a lousy dancer. Karmin Veddar: Hrm?

then a few seconds later

Linda: you dance? Tarnis: Of course! Karmin: Dont look at me *to tarnis* Tarnis: *to Karmin* you wanna lead? Karmin: *steps away*

I'm gonna paste this from MadCaddies' thread in General Discussion, because it's good stuff, even if it isn't that funny, and it seemed to go completely unnoticed there.

Kotenku Sweet. I've been waiting for a thread like this. ;)

I've got one, and then a more humorous one I might post later.

A little background: Cail got in a fight with Zerelde out in front of the Town Hall a day or two before this, and was really messed up. As it all started, Cail was just wearing pants and no shirt, after he botched his bandaging.

This scene really stood out for me as some fantastic roleplaying, and really served to get a deeper understanding (I hope) of the other, on both sides of the fence.

Nevertheless, Fish is probably going to kill me for this.

[Tue May 30 18:37:17] Salina Marshall: Whoa, put a shirt on.. [Tue May 30 18:37:22] Cail Durris: *scowls, his torso wrapped in bloody bandages* [Tue May 30 18:37:34] Salina Marshall: *turns away quickly* [Tue May 30 18:37:42] Cail Durris: *mutters darkly* It's my ruddy room. [Tue May 30 18:37:56] Salina Marshall: Yeah well, do you always open the door without a shirt on? [Tue May 30 18:38:13] Cail Durris: When I'm ruddy bandaging my shit up? Yes. [Tue May 30 18:38:46] Salina Marshall: You could have said wait. What happened to you anyway? *turning back around and sounding a little more concerned* [Tue May 30 18:39:14] Cail Durris: *scowls* You know ruddy well what happened. [Tue May 30 18:39:26] Salina Marshall: Ah heh alright alright [Tue May 30 18:39:46] Cail Durris: *as you look inside you can see clearly that Cail's bedsheets are soaked in dried blood, and a row of bandages and salves are laid out at the foot of the bed* [Tue May 30 18:39:57] Salina Marshall: If it makes you feel better, I'll make a nice public show of arresting her. If she does anything, Everyone will see it. [Tue May 30 18:40:38] Cail Durris: *scowls* Last thing I need is a private fighting my battles. [Tue May 30 18:40:57] Salina Marshall: No the last thing you want is someone hitting you, the first thing you want is some sleep. [Tue May 30 18:41:14] Cail Durris: *glowers* [Tue May 30 18:41:28] Cail Durris: I'd be content with some booze. [Tue May 30 18:41:37] Salina Marshall: Don't have any, sorry. [Tue May 30 18:41:57] Salina Marshall: I can get you some rat piss from downstairs if you want it. [Tue May 30 18:42:03] Cail Durris: *scowls* Then what do you want? *sharply* [Tue May 30 18:43:02] Salina Marshall: I came to check on you. Anyway those lot got a shouting at and the halfing was let go on no charges. [Tue May 30 18:43:23] Cail Durris: *scowls and shrugs slightly, cringing a bit* [Tue May 30 18:43:51] Salina Marshall: *pulls the door closer to bieng closed* don't let me keep you. [Tue May 30 18:44:00] Cail Durris: *grunts* Need some of that gnome's turnip vodka. [Tue May 30 18:44:00] Salina Marshall: *pushes the door to* -Some time later-

[Tue May 30 18:49:45] Salina Marshall: *bangs on the door* [Tue May 30 18:49:58] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Tue May 30 18:50:07] Acquired Item: Rothe Pie [Tue May 30 18:50:08] Cail Durris: *mutters darkly* [Tue May 30 18:50:11] Acquired Item: Spring Water -Sally leaves a pie and a bottle of water outside his door, gone before he could even get it open, he takes them both and sets them on his desk- [Tue May 30 18:55:20] Lost Item: Rothe Pie [Tue May 30 18:55:25] Lost Item: Spring Water

-Another long while, Sally returns again.

[Tue May 30 20:06:34] Salina Marshall: [Party] *bangs on the door* [Tue May 30 20:06:48] You used a key. [Tue May 30 20:06:56] Cail Durris: *scowls* This again? [Tue May 30 20:07:01] Salina Marshall: What? [Tue May 30 20:07:10] Cail Durris: What do you want now? [Tue May 30 20:07:12] skrillix has left as a player.. [Tue May 30 20:07:23] Salina Marshall: What Is up with you? I brought you some food didn't I? [Tue May 30 20:08:09] Cail Durris: I didn't ask for food. *if you look over his shoulder the rothe pie tin is sitting there empty, clearly devoured, and the water is gone* [Tue May 30 20:08:29] Salina Marshall: No but you look like you needed it. [Tue May 30 20:08:54] Cail Durris: *scowls* What are you, my mother? [Tue May 30 20:09:06] Salina Marshall: *removes her helmet, eyebrows pressing in ever so slightly* [Tue May 30 20:09:17] Salina Marshall: Would your mother want you in this state? [Tue May 30 20:09:38] Cail Durris: *scowls and shrugs* Hell if I know. [Tue May 30 20:09:43] Salina Marshall: You do. [Tue May 30 20:09:48] Salina Marshall: *leans on the wall* [Tue May 30 20:10:05] Salina Marshall: Think about it. Get a grip. Have you even been sleeping at all? [Tue May 30 20:10:20] Cail Durris: *nods slightly, frowning* Some. [Tue May 30 20:10:49] Salina Marshall: *sighs exasperatedly* you've got yourself in a right state. [Tue May 30 20:11:00] Salina Marshall: Come on tell me what's wrong [Tue May 30 20:11:03] Cail Durris: *glances down briefly, the bandages wrapped around his wounds bled through* [Tue May 30 20:11:19] Cail Durris: Apart from the fucking holes in my chest? [Tue May 30 20:11:36] Salina Marshall: *goes to put hand on his shoulder and then thinks better of it* you sit down, pacing is jus making it worse [Tue May 30 20:12:05] Cail Durris: *mutters darkly* I was sitting until you came banging on the door. [Tue May 30 20:12:30] Salina Marshall: *walks past cail* [Tue May 30 20:12:38] Salina Marshall: *pulls the chair out* [Tue May 30 20:12:55] Cail Durris: Hrmph. *shambles woodenly to the chair and sits* [Tue May 30 20:13:11] Salina Marshall: *pulls the door to* [Tue May 30 20:13:55] Salina Marshall: *pulls a little at one of the bandages* you've done a poor job of this, come here let me sort you out before you catch something nasty [Tue May 30 20:14:06] Salina Marshall: *removes gauntlets, hanging them on her belt* [Tue May 30 20:14:16] Cail Durris: *isn't wearing his gloves currently, the golden wedding band clearly visible on his hand* [Tue May 30 20:14:25] Cail Durris: Hrmph. I can do it just fine... [Tue May 30 20:14:27] Salina Marshall: *picks up a set of bandages* [Tue May 30 20:14:34] Salina Marshall: I bet [Tue May 30 20:14:43] Salina Marshall: Lean forward [Tue May 30 20:14:55] Cail Durris: *regards her agitatedly for a moment then leans forward* [Tue May 30 20:15:27] Salina Marshall: *picks up cail's shaving knife and with a swift cut, she slices the bandage through that cail has applied* [Tue May 30 20:16:44] Salina Marshall: *takes cail's elbow carefully with her cold hands, and lifts it up, she carefully reaches around and unwinds the bandage, causing som wounds to bleed a little again* ugh..nasty [Tue May 30 20:16:54] Salina Marshall: these won't heal if you leave this on [Tue May 30 20:17:02] Cail Durris: *scowls* Didn't figure you squeemish. [Tue May 30 20:17:12] Salina Marshall: I've seen worse [Tue May 30 20:17:25] Salina Marshall: Usually the recepient is dead though when it's worse. [Tue May 30 20:17:47] Salina Marshall: *removes another layer of bandage and tosses it onto the stone floor with a flick of the wrist* [Tue May 30 20:17:49] Cail Durris: Hrmph. [Tue May 30 20:18:34] Salina Marshall: *reaches into her pocket and takes out a clean handkercief. Unfolding it carefully with bloody fingers, she holds it under cail's chin* spit. [Tue May 30 20:18:58] Cail Durris: *quirks an eyebrow, scowls and spits into the handkerchief* [Tue May 30 20:19:03] Salina Marshall: Good. [Tue May 30 20:19:39] Salina Marshall: alright you can lean back for a moment [Tue May 30 20:19:52] Cail Durris: *straightens up in his chair* [Tue May 30 20:20:14] Salina Marshall: *leans foward, reguarding some nasty wounds on cail's chest, she frowns. * well lets clean these up [Tue May 30 20:20:36] Salina Marshall: *gently pads at one long cut in his skin, wiping off some of the blood around the wound* [Tue May 30 20:20:44] Cail Durris: *Studies her, annoyed, for a long moment* By the gods if you tell anyone about this I'll swear you're a liar. [Tue May 30 20:20:52] Salina Marshall: About what? [Tue May 30 20:21:03] Cail Durris: Hrmph. [Tue May 30 20:21:24] Salina Marshall: *she continues to clean the wound delicately, her hands steady. * Hand [Tue May 30 20:21:45] Cail Durris: *lifts his hand* [Tue May 30 20:22:15] Salina Marshall: *drops the cloth into cail's hand and takes out a swab from her bag* [Tue May 30 20:22:56] Salina Marshall: *dips it in some salutary tonic and carefully applies it along the lenght of the wound* Don't start wriggeling because this stings. [Tue May 30 20:23:53] Cail Durris: *scowls* That's what I wanted the Turnip Vodka for. Too fucking toxic for any disease to get in. [Tue May 30 20:24:28] Salina Marshall: *applies it to another cut carefully* Yeah yeah my arse you did. Anyway this has alcohol in it I think. [Tue May 30 20:24:44] Cail Durris: *scowls* Well - that and to take the edge off. [Tue May 30 20:25:13] Salina Marshall: *finishes cleaning some nasty wounds, and grabs the cloth from cail's hand, wiping his skin down meticulously* Need a clear head you do. [Tue May 30 20:26:04] Salina Marshall: Right. Got any clean cloth? [Tue May 30 20:26:26] Cail Durris: *shakes his head* I don't. [Tue May 30 20:26:35] Salina Marshall: Got any clean shirts? [Tue May 30 20:26:36] Cail Durris: *scowls and glances around* [Tue May 30 20:26:54] Cail Durris: *nods to a balled up shirt in the corner* [Tue May 30 20:27:05] Salina Marshall: *picks up the shirt and opens it out on the bed* [Tue May 30 20:27:27] Salina Marshall: *with a flick of the hand, she draws a dagger off her belt and runs it down the lenght of the shirt* [Tue May 30 20:27:58] Salina Marshall: *cuts through another lenght, splitting the cloth into three pieces* [Tue May 30 20:28:15] Salina Marshall: *shoves dagger back into her belt, under a waist band* [Tue May 30 20:28:44] Salina Marshall: *rolls one lenght up into a long thick pad* okay this'll do to cover it [Tue May 30 20:28:53] Salina Marshall: arms up. [Tue May 30 20:29:13] Cail Durris: *lifts his elbows to about a right angle to his torso* [Tue May 30 20:29:40] Salina Marshall: *presses the cloth pad against cail's chest, covering a good portion of his wounds* Okay hold it on for me [Tue May 30 20:30:03] Salina Marshall: *reaches to the bed and picks up some clean bandages* [Tue May 30 20:30:59] Salina Marshall: Keep your arms up. *feeds the end of the bandage under cail's hand* Breathe in and hold it, else it's gonna hurt after. [Tue May 30 20:31:15] Cail Durris: *quirks a brow, scowls and sucks a breath in* [Tue May 30 20:31:54] Salina Marshall: *quickly passes hands around cail's chest a few times, wrapping the bandage over the pad of cloth, pushing his hands out of the way once it's secure, and then binding it a little more* [Tue May 30 20:32:16] Salina Marshall: *she tightly ties off the bandage, giving it a testing tug* okay and breathe out. [Tue May 30 20:32:20] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Tue May 30 20:32:37] Cail Durris: Every last one of those bastards is going to have their turn in the Cage. [Tue May 30 20:32:52] Salina Marshall: Good. [Tue May 30 20:32:58] Salina Marshall: That feel better? [Tue May 30 20:33:18] Cail Durris: *offers a stiff shrug* [Tue May 30 20:33:26] Salina Marshall: Thats a yes then. [Tue May 30 20:33:42] Salina Marshall: *wipes hands on her thighs* [Tue May 30 20:33:51] Salina Marshall: Anywhere else? [Tue May 30 20:34:08] Cail Durris: *shakes his head* That's the worst of it. [Tue May 30 20:34:31] Salina Marshall: Good, leave that on for a good half tenday and it'll heal nicely. [Tue May 30 20:34:48] Salina Marshall: *sits on the edge of the bed* [Tue May 30 20:35:07] Salina Marshall: Still hungry? [Tue May 30 20:35:25] Cail Durris: *glances at the empty pie tin, scowls, hesitates a long moment* [Tue May 30 20:35:30] Cail Durris: A bit. [Tue May 30 20:35:42] Salina Marshall: *picks up the pie tin* [Tue May 30 20:42:34] Cail Durris: *rubs his face* [Tue May 30 20:43:31] Salina Marshall: *puts some food on the table* [Tue May 30 20:43:49] Salina Marshall: *sits back on the edge of the bed* [Tue May 30 20:44:26] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow and picks up the bottle of spring water, takes a long swig, nearly draining half the container, wipes his lips off on his arm* [Tue May 30 20:45:06] Salina Marshall: Its nice than the beer [Tue May 30 20:45:25] Cail Durris: Doesn't get me drunk though. [Tue May 30 20:45:39] Salina Marshall: Indeed. A bonus, don't you think? [Tue May 30 20:46:11] Cail Durris: *scowls and starts eating* [Tue May 30 20:46:27] Planned Obsolescence has joined as a player.. [Tue May 30 20:47:15] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow* [Tue May 30 20:47:29] Cail Durris: Why did -you- join the Watch? [Tue May 30 20:47:35] Salina Marshall: *crosses her legs and sits staring at the wall* [Tue May 30 20:48:08] Salina Marshall: To help. *she says short and clean* [Tue May 30 20:48:51] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Tue May 30 20:48:57] Salina Marshall: Why? [Tue May 30 20:49:06] Cail Durris: *shrugs slightly* [Tue May 30 20:49:25] Salina Marshall: What about you? [Tue May 30 20:49:44] Acquired 16GP [Tue May 30 20:49:45] Cail Durris: Because - *furrows his brow* When I was trying to get your recommendation, you said I must be crazy to want to join. [Tue May 30 20:50:14] Salina Marshall: You have to be crazy. [Tue May 30 20:50:27] Salina Marshall: I'm not wrong. [Tue May 30 20:50:52] Cail Durris: *scowls* It does seem that way. Hrmph. Me? [Tue May 30 20:51:00] Salina Marshall: It's part of the job. Dealing with things noone else will do. [Tue May 30 20:52:02] Cail Durris: *shrugs* All there is is duty. That's why I joined. If I didn't join the Watch, I'd have tossed myself over the ledge into lower. [Tue May 30 20:52:25] Salina Marshall: I needed to make sure I didn't end up like the rest of my family...*she says quietly, mostly to herself, still staring at the wall* [Tue May 30 20:52:45] Cail Durris: *glances at her briefly* [Tue May 30 20:53:14] Cail Durris: How's that? [Tue May 30 20:53:25] Salina Marshall: Because, I'm not like that. [Tue May 30 20:53:55] Cail Durris: *mutters darkly* Oh. [Tue May 30 20:54:08] Salina Marshall: *looks over, after blinking a few times* [Tue May 30 20:54:50] Salina Marshall: You don't know. You don't want to know. [Tue May 30 20:55:15] Cail Durris: You're right. Forget I asked. *scowls and sets back to eating* [Tue May 30 20:56:24] Ladocicea : [Tell] OMFG CYB0R [Tue May 30 20:56:28] Cail Durris: [Tell] ahahah [Tue May 30 20:56:31] Ladocicea : [Tell] BANT [Tue May 30 20:56:37] Cail Durris: [Tell] kekekeke no sir [Tue May 30 20:56:49] Ladocicea : [Tell] I log in, I port to you, I see no shirt and a lady in your room. [Tue May 30 20:56:54] Ladocicea : [Tell] I can assume only one thing. [Tue May 30 20:57:00] Salina Marshall: *walks over to the potted plant and takes some water from her bag, pouring it into the vase* [Tue May 30 20:57:23] Cail Durris: *scowls* Damn thing is cemented to the floor or something. [Tue May 30 20:58:16] Salina Marshall: Do you ever water this? [Tue May 30 20:58:43] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Tue May 30 20:58:46] Cail Durris: Occasionally. [Tue May 30 20:59:05] Salina Marshall: Once a day would be better. [Tue May 30 20:59:52] Salina Marshall: *takes a new candle off the top of the dresser, blowing the remains of an old one out, and replacing the candle* [Tue May 30 21:00:08] Salina Marshall: You going to be more cheerful yet? [Tue May 30 21:00:26] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow* Am I ever cheerful? [Tue May 30 21:00:26] Salina Marshall: *she lights the candle with some flint* [Tue May 30 21:00:33] Salina Marshall: No but you should start [Tue May 30 21:01:23] Cail Durris: Forget it. The day I start acting like Mylin I want you to kill me. [Tue May 30 21:01:41] Salina Marshall: I didn't ask you to be Mylin. [Tue May 30 21:01:48] Salina Marshall: Just be less grumpy [Tue May 30 21:01:52] Cail Durris: Hrmph. [Tue May 30 21:01:54] Salina Marshall: Look at the positives [Tue May 30 21:02:11] Cail Durris: What positives, exactly? [Tue May 30 21:02:13] Salina Marshall: Like the day when you get to break that elf bitch over your knee in a cell. [Tue May 30 21:02:41] Salina Marshall: I savor those moments, I looked forward to bagging maestro, and guess what, I quite enjoyed doing it. [Tue May 30 21:02:57] Cail Durris: *scowls and shrugs* [Tue May 30 21:03:09] Cail Durris: *shifts a bit and shambles out of his seat, finishing eating* [Tue May 30 21:03:37] Cail Durris: *bends his neck to once side, cracking loudly, then the other* [Tue May 30 21:03:52] Salina Marshall: You might want to find a new shirt, I cut the clean one up [Tue May 30 21:03:57] Cail Durris: Hrmph. [Tue May 30 21:04:02] Salina Marshall: I'll wait outside

Colin just owned IRC.

colinpoh [03:16] colinpoh> Reporter: President Bush, what do you think of the war in Israel? [03:17] colinpoh> Bush: Yes, it's real.

thanks for posting that Kotenku, its a nice re-read.

<Howland> I think I'm a bard assassin now. <Howland> Which is appropriate, because I tell stories and kill players.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent, but the humor remains

In a further effort to cement Cail's reputation as an asshole...

This one ought to be pretty self-explanitory. I can't really give details without making spoilers, but suffice to say, Cail and Salina came to the Watch House in extremely bad moods, and when a Private ended up giving them more bad news, Cail didn't take it well.

[Fri Jul 21 22:26:25] Cell Guard: Thought you should know. [Fri Jul 21 22:26:26] Cail Durris: *scowls darkly* [Fri Jul 21 22:26:48] Cail Durris: What? [Fri Jul 21 22:27:01] Arthan Dominicus: *looks at the guard* [Fri Jul 21 22:27:06] Salina Marshall: Private? [Fri Jul 21 22:27:16] Cell Guard: One of those prisoners you were talking with before... [Fri Jul 21 22:27:22] Salina Marshall: Yes? [Fri Jul 21 22:27:22] Cell Guard: He hung himself this morning. [Fri Jul 21 22:27:26] Arthan Dominicus: *eyes widen* [Fri Jul 21 22:27:26] Salina Marshall: oh gods.. [Fri Jul 21 22:27:29] Arthan Dominicus: what?! [Fri Jul 21 22:27:36] Cell Guard: Come see for yourself. [Fri Jul 21 22:27:40] Cail Durris: God dammit- Citizen, get out of here. [Fri Jul 21 22:27:44] Arthan Dominicus: I can help [Fri Jul 21 22:27:50] Cail Durris: *locks the door* [Fri Jul 21 22:27:55] Salina Marshall: *bawls hands into fists* [Fri Jul 21 22:27:55] Arthan Dominicus: I am a law man by principle [Fri Jul 21 22:28:24] Salina Marshall: He knew cathal would come for him... [Fri Jul 21 22:28:31] Salina Marshall: I suppose he wanted to end it [Fri Jul 21 22:28:34] Cell Guard: [Shrugs] [Fri Jul 21 22:28:46] Cell Guard: One less mouth to feed in here for me. [Fri Jul 21 22:28:48] Cail Durris: Son of an ass-shit goat loving bastard! [Fri Jul 21 22:28:57] Salina Marshall: Back to duty private [Fri Jul 21 22:28:59] Cail Durris: Whoreslime! [Fri Jul 21 22:29:21] Cail Durris: How the hell does this shit go unnoticed?! [Fri Jul 21 22:29:34] Cail Durris: Private! What the hell were you doing?! [Fri Jul 21 22:29:35] Salina Marshall: I'm going to see Kozamis *heads upstairs* [Fri Jul 21 22:30:05] Cell Guard: *sheepish* Didn't see anything... [Fri Jul 21 22:30:10] Cail Durris: How!? [Fri Jul 21 22:30:25] Cell Guard: *itches at his neck* Err. You know how it is. [Fri Jul 21 22:30:27] Cail Durris: How the god-rotting hell can a man hang himself in a cell without you bloody noticing?! [Fri Jul 21 22:30:36] Cail Durris: What the shit are you being paid for? [Fri Jul 21 22:30:36] Cell Guard: Hey, he was being quiet... [Fri Jul 21 22:30:54] Cail Durris: Where is the man who was supposed to be guarding the cell?! [Fri Jul 21 22:30:57] Cell Guard: Know how hard it is to get a quiet moment around here? Yeesh. It's one less guy to feed. Saved us a trial... [Fri Jul 21 22:31:24] Cail Durris: Dammit woman! *strikes her backhandedly across the face* [Fri Jul 21 22:31:31] Arthan Dominicus: HEY! [Fri Jul 21 22:31:33] Meriam Mayna: Sergeant Durris! [Fri Jul 21 22:31:35] Cell Guard: *clank.* [Fri Jul 21 22:31:39] Cell Guard: Hey now! [Fri Jul 21 22:31:43] Cell Guard: I don't have to take that! [Fri Jul 21 22:32:07] Cail Durris: Son of a bitch - like hell you don't. *Snarls* [Fri Jul 21 22:31:44] Arthan Dominicus: don't you ever strike someone like that again. [Fri Jul 21 22:32:03] Cell Guard: *gestures to the cell behind her* Nobody hung themselves in -this one-. [Fri Jul 21 22:32:05] Meriam Mayna: *frowns* It's too late now. [Fri Jul 21 22:32:07] Cell Guard: You can't watch everybody, all the time... [Fri Jul 21 22:32:23] Cail Durris: *grits his teeth* Ruddy useless bitch. [Fri Jul 21 22:32:31] Cail Durris: *stalks away and up the stairs* [Fri Jul 21 22:32:35] Cell Guard: Look - I'm just doing my job. *leans back up against the wall and rests her head* [Fri Jul 21 22:32:36] Meriam Mayna: *sighs* [Fri Jul 21 22:32:39] Cell Guard: Yeesh.

<Crosswind> Howland's connection = Two hobos shouting "1" and "0" at eachother.

<SnotIG> Uh... the tree in the Green Cave quest, how's that supposed to work after Thrawn changed it? 'Cause I don't think it's working at all. <t|dinner> You are supposed to get nekkid <SnotIG> I'm having issues believing that Thrawn made it so that you have to be a sadomasochistic dendrophiliac in order to complete this particular quest. But correct me if I'm wrong.

Cail Durris: Hrmph. I tried smiling. The muscles don't work that way.

#EfU [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> Kotenku, I got a question for you. [20:27] <Kotenku> I might have an answer for you [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> Okay, so the question is: [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> Shall... [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> We... [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> Dance? [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> On a bright cloud of music shall we fly? Shall we dance? [20:27] <lovethesquirrel> Shall we then say "Goodnight" and mean "Goodbye"? Or perchance, when the last little star has left the sky, [20:28] <lovethesquirrel> Shall we still be together, with our arms around each other, and shall you be my new romance? [20:28] <lovethesquirrel> On the clear understanding that this kind of thing can happen, [20:28] <lovethesquirrel> Shall we dance, Shall we dance, Shall we dance? [20:28] <Kroffee> LOL [20:28] * Kotenku has left #efu (*facepalms* ) [20:28] <Jarpie> eh? [20:28] * Sashy|baby dances [20:28] * lovethesquirrel has nobody to dance with! [20:28] <lovethesquirrel> Yay! [20:29] * Linelle has left #efu [20:29] * lovethesquirrel dances. : D|-< : D\-< : D/-< [20:29] * WickerBag is now known as WickerBag|Out [20:29] <Jarpie> now look what you did [20:29] <Kroffee> XD

<ExileStrife> A sorcerer just tried to join the associates, and I was just about to let him in, but then he started to brag about his 'powers' and challenged my own. He got absolutely denied like four times in a row, trying to demonstrate stuff, it was pretty cool XD <NC> I hate it when that happens at work. <ExileStrife> hahah <ExileStrife> like when you're at work and your boss comes up to you and says "what would you do if the room suddenly filled with smoke and enemies appeared?" You say, "I'd pwn them," and then the room fills with smoke, a tiny ooze comes outta nowhere, and you get pwned yourself? <NC> Yeah. My boss once took me to meet the new secretary <NC> But it was a freaking gnoll. <NC> I got 50XP though.

<Kiaring> Turns out I'm not going out in a few hours. <Kiaring> So I had to come back and check on you losersx. <Sternhund> Where are you going Kiaring? <Kiaring> I need to train! <Sternhund> For? <Kiaring> The future. <Sternhund> What's in the future? <MrGrendel> Cucumbers. <Sternhund> Besides cucumbers. <MrGrendel> More cucumbers. <Sternhund> Besides more cucumbers. <MrGrendel> Nothing. <Kiaring> Grendel can't help but make sex innuendo. <Kiaring> Even when he tries not to. <Kiaring> Desperately. <MrGrendel> :( <MrGrendel> Do you associate cucumbers with sex, Kiaring? <MrGrendel> >_> <Linelle> Ahahahah! XD!

Another lourvely little scene in Cail's room. As background info, Cail fell in a fight in the Bowels. Upon getting back up a few minutes later after the enemies that slew him were defeated, and apparently a number of Chosen had shown up, Cail came back to consciousness, and, as he stood, was quickly caught in a hug by Salina. Needless to say it was a quiet walk back, at least on Cail's part. He went straight to his room, and when she came up, the following scene ensued.

*WARNING* Some spoilers about Cail's history are made painfully clear in this log. If you would rather things remain a mystery, then I don't suggest you read this log.

---Marshall opens the door to Cail's room and walks in. Cail is wearing pants, but no shirt---

[Fri Aug 25 19:15:15] Cail Durris: *sits on the edge of the bed, his back to the door, scowling slightly* [Fri Aug 25 19:15:16] Salina Marshall: *puts her hand on cail's shoulder* [Fri Aug 25 19:15:30] Cail Durris: Never bloody knock, do you? [Fri Aug 25 19:15:33] Salina Marshall: no [Fri Aug 25 19:16:04] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow* What? [Fri Aug 25 19:16:28] Salina Marshall: *gives the skin of his arm a squeese with her hand* you alright? [Fri Aug 25 19:17:01] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow, still not looking up at her* I'm fine. [Fri Aug 25 19:17:13] Salina Marshall: *puts some gold on cail's desk* [Fri Aug 25 19:17:40] Cail Durris: *any scars that might have resulted from the brutal butchering by the mechanical clones seem faded already* [Fri Aug 25 19:17:51] Salina Marshall: Whats on your mind? [Fri Aug 25 19:18:11] Salina Marshall: *she lets her hand lightly rest in a comforting way* [Fri Aug 25 19:18:24] Cail Durris: *glowers and glances up at her briefly* What exactly do you expect from me? [Fri Aug 25 19:19:24] Salina Marshall: *shakes her head* I don't expect anything [Fri Aug 25 19:19:38] Salina Marshall: What the hell has lockwood been doing? [Fri Aug 25 19:20:13] Cail Durris: *scowls, glancing at her again* Don't change the subject. What the hell was that? In the bowels. [Fri Aug 25 19:20:25] Salina Marshall: I don't know.. [Fri Aug 25 19:20:35] Salina Marshall: I saw everyone except..me..and someone else appear infront of my eyes [Fri Aug 25 19:21:16] Cail Durris: *glowers* You know what I'm talking about. [Fri Aug 25 19:22:34] Salina Marshall: I don't know, I just don't understand chosen

[Fri Aug 25 19:23:39] Salina Marshall: *removes her hand from cail's shoulder and leans back on the bedpost* [Fri Aug 25 19:24:13] Cail Durris: *mutters darkly and rubs his face with his bent hands, not wearing his gloves,a ring visible on both hands* [Fri Aug 25 19:26:24] Salina Marshall: *flexes her left wrist, her gloves crackeling a little with magical energy before dispersing into the air* [Fri Aug 25 19:27:56] Cail Durris: *remains silent, looking about as annoyed as usual* [Fri Aug 25 19:28:55] Salina Marshall: well? [Fri Aug 25 19:29:02] Salina Marshall: what has lockwood been doing? [Fri Aug 25 19:29:04] Cail Durris: *glowers* Well what? [Fri Aug 25 19:29:08] Cail Durris: I don't bloody know. [Fri Aug 25 19:30:11] Cail Durris: How about you bloody explain to me why I fall unconscious from blood loss and wake up to you practically trying to squeeze the life out of me? [Fri Aug 25 19:30:39] Salina Marshall: I wish the sherriff wouldn't take a shine to idiots like him [Fri Aug 25 19:31:43] Cail Durris: *sharply* Marshall. [Fri Aug 25 19:31:53] Salina Marshall: What? [Fri Aug 25 19:32:07] Cail Durris: Tell me why. [Fri Aug 25 19:32:17] Salina Marshall: oh for..noone's got that report [Fri Aug 25 19:32:20] Salina Marshall: I'll go take it [Fri Aug 25 19:32:32] Cail Durris: *scowls*

---Marshall, avoiding answering the question hurries out of the room to deal with a report at the Rock Bottom, Cail remains in his room and writes a diary entry, she returns shortly after he finishes---

[Fri Aug 25 20:00:25] Salina Marshall: *holds a sword by her side* [Fri Aug 25 20:00:26] Cail Durris: *scowls, closing a book and stuffing it into his desk* [Fri Aug 25 20:00:30] Salina Marshall: confiscations [Fri Aug 25 20:00:39] Salina Marshall: What's that? [Fri Aug 25 20:00:45] Cail Durris: None of your business. [Fri Aug 25 20:00:52] Salina Marshall: Fine fine [Fri Aug 25 20:01:27] Cail Durris: *scowls* Are you going to bloody give me an answer? [Fri Aug 25 20:01:39] Salina Marshall: hm? [Fri Aug 25 20:01:51] Cail Durris: *mutters a curse* Fine. Then get out. [Fri Aug 25 20:02:25] Cail Durris: *looks at her dourly, his face hard and unreadable* [Fri Aug 25 20:02:50] Salina Marshall: What've I done now? [Fri Aug 25 20:03:41] Cail Durris: *scowls* Don't give me that shit. You know perfectly well what this is about. [Fri Aug 25 20:04:19] Salina Marshall: *looks at him innocently* this is because I gave you a hug? [Fri Aug 25 20:04:28] Salina Marshall: damn you really don't know much about women do you? [Fri Aug 25 20:04:44] Salina Marshall: *she laughs quietly* oh dear cail, how ever did you get married? [Fri Aug 25 20:04:52] Cail Durris: *spits a curse* I haven't bloody had a lot of experience, have I! [Fri Aug 25 20:05:27] Cail Durris: *looks at her agitatedly* I found someone who didn't bloody play mind games all the time. Just get out. [Fri Aug 25 20:05:30] Salina Marshall: I don't know, you're old enough to have had plenty [Fri Aug 25 20:05:55] Cail Durris: *rubs his face tiredly* [Fri Aug 25 20:06:18] Salina Marshall: *shakes her head* stop closing yourself off to everything you don't understand [Fri Aug 25 20:07:13] Cail Durris: *snarls* Intimacy? Relationships? You? I think I've got plenty of a god damn reason. [Fri Aug 25 20:07:29] Salina Marshall: I don't fancy you, if thats what you think. [Fri Aug 25 20:07:35] Cail Durris: *pushes himself up from the chair, agitatedly* [Fri Aug 25 20:07:46] Salina Marshall: We're supposed to be friends [Fri Aug 25 20:08:14] Cail Durris: *holds his hands against the desk, shoulders bunched in agitation* [Fri Aug 25 20:08:29] Cail Durris: Don't bloody touch me. [Fri Aug 25 20:08:37] Salina Marshall: I'm just looking out for you. Just because I'm not your wife doesn't mean I don't have my own ways [Fri Aug 25 20:09:30] Cail Durris: *scowls* I don't need to be looked after like a child. [Fri Aug 25 20:09:43] Salina Marshall: Do you even know what a friend is? [Fri Aug 25 20:10:03] Salina Marshall: *her voice pitch changes to somewhat a tone of mild annoyance* [Fri Aug 25 20:10:16] Cail Durris: *Glances over his shoulder briefly, looking agitated* [Fri Aug 25 20:10:44] Salina Marshall: Stop it. [Fri Aug 25 20:10:45] Cail Durris: I know what an associate is supposed to be. [Fri Aug 25 20:10:57] Salina Marshall: No, an associate is someone you work with [Fri Aug 25 20:11:07] Salina Marshall: A friend is more than that [Fri Aug 25 20:11:48] Salina Marshall: What are you scared of? [Fri Aug 25 20:12:22] Cail Durris: *scowls annoyed, he unclenches his hands from the desk and turns toward her* [Fri Aug 25 20:13:04] Salina Marshall: Don't think I don't understand. I'm not stupid. [Fri Aug 25 20:13:11] Cail Durris: *opens his mouth to say something for a moment, then stops, furrows his brow* [Fri Aug 25 20:13:45] Salina Marshall: I'm not her. I'm not trying to be her. Stop getting angry at me when I'm not like she was. [Fri Aug 25 20:14:19] Cail Durris: *his voice shakes a little bit as he speaks* You have no bloody idea. And you don't understand. [Fri Aug 25 20:15:34] Salina Marshall: *she looks away, pulling a weak smile, slowly rolling her eyes back up to cail* [Fri Aug 25 20:15:44] Cail Durris: Do you know what it's like? To be locked in a cage, shackled and bound, and forced to watch as the only thing, the only person you have is tortured and raped to death? [Fri Aug 25 20:16:17] Cail Durris: She screamed. She begged for me to help her. [Fri Aug 25 20:16:46] Salina Marshall: I'm sorry Cail.. [Fri Aug 25 20:17:04] Salina Marshall: *she walks over to him and puts her hand on his arm* [Fri Aug 25 20:17:15] Cail Durris: *his voice continues to shake a little as he goes on* All I could do was watch. There was nothing I could-- *slaps her arm away* Don't touch me! [Fri Aug 25 20:17:48] Cail Durris: *glares at her agitatedly* [Fri Aug 25 20:18:04] Salina Marshall: *looks down at her hand, moving her fingers slowly before moving them away* [Fri Aug 25 20:18:23] Salina Marshall: It ended..Cail.. [Fri Aug 25 20:18:36] Salina Marshall: She's somewhere peaceful now..you have to accept that [Fri Aug 25 20:18:46] Salina Marshall: Will you? [Fri Aug 25 20:19:04] Cail Durris: *speaks through gritted teeth* Just get out. [Fri Aug 25 20:19:27] Salina Marshall: *looks at the floor* let it go, cail [Fri Aug 25 20:19:38] Cail Durris: *rubs his forehead agitatedly*

---Marshall leaves, closing the door behind her just as she finishes speaking her last line. She returns a few minutes later to bug him once more---

[Fri Aug 25 20:25:43] Salina Marshall: *opens the door a crack* [Fri Aug 25 20:25:47] Salina Marshall: Have you calmed down yet? [Fri Aug 25 20:26:01] Cail Durris: *scowls* No. [Fri Aug 25 20:26:10] Salina Marshall: *closes it again* fine, tell me when you have

I love these encounters with Durris and Marshall.

Show us the one from the Christmas party where Salina and Cail got drunk and traded clothes.

please tell me you're not joking. Please.

One of my favorite and most memorable moments on the server, comparitively short, it was done really well, I enjoyed it immensely.

Cut out from the log is various irrelevant chatter, including the cheers for Ronus, as he was reelected, and his blubbering speech as he told everyone how emotional he was over being back on the Council. Also cut out was this:

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jul 25 00:24:57] Cail Durris: [Party] // *crosses his fingers* big bucks, big bucks, big bucks, no whammies, NO MAJRE [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jul 25 00:25:07] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: Moving on.... Majre Noguerya. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jul 25 00:25:09] Meriam Mayna: [Party] //lol [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Jul 25 00:25:12] Cail Durris: Damn!

With no further ado, the log.

[00:25:07] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: Moving on.... Majre Noguerya. [00:25:12] Cail Durris: Damn! [00:25:16] Grumplenald Galamantonus: Nice! [00:25:17] Amolefnen'stet Jaluisencia: YEAHH!! [00:25:19] Amolefnen'stet Jaluisencia: *claps* [00:25:19] Tarnis Westwind: *rolls his eyes* [00:25:23] Doja Annex: *steps forward as if to get a better look at Majre* [00:25:24] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: Congratulations. [00:25:25] Meriam Mayna: *frowns slightly* [00:25:26] Majre Nogueyra: Thankee, Mayor. [00:25:34] Majre Nogueyra: I'd like t'dedicate this t'Genevis Ward, as well. [00:25:41] Joyin Skulldark: take off your helm! [00:25:42] Majre Nogueyra: He an' I, we didn' like each other much, aye, it's true. [00:25:43] Cail Durris: *groans aloud and reaches a hand under his helmet in agitation* [00:25:49] Joyin Skulldark: show us your face! [00:25:59] Majre Nogueyra: But I promise I'm a....*trails off, pulls her helmet off* [00:26:07] Julian Valerius: Sh. [00:26:12] Majre Nogueyra: *taps her lip, as if trying to remember something* [00:26:16] Majre Nogueyra: Aye, I think that's it. [00:26:16] Julian Valerius: *moves a hand to his club* [00:26:17] Maldure Doomblade: Aye. [00:26:24] Joyin Skulldark: [moves his hand to his axe] [00:26:28] Julian Valerius: What was that? [00:26:30] Majre Nogueyra: *steps down, looking at Cail with an utterly sadistic expression* [00:26:36] Joyin Skulldark: try it human [00:26:41] Baldev Cole: Out of my way, human. I'm watching this. [00:26:44] Cail Durris: *watches the crowd* [00:26:45] Majre Nogueyra: *plants a huge, smacking kiss on the front of his helmet* [00:26:50] Amolefnen'stet Jaluisencia: *laughs* [00:26:56] Bungo Taddle: *cringes* [00:26:58] Cail Durris: *snarls* Bitch! [00:27:08] Cail Durris damages Majre Nogueyra: 9 (9 Physical) [00:27:17] Cail Durris: *backhands her* [00:27:12] Meriam Mayna: No cail! [00:27:16] Julian Valerius: Shit.. [00:27:17] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: What is this? [00:27:18] Majre Nogueyra: *rubs her jaw gently* [00:27:21] Bask Ayloud: *sighs* [00:27:25] Amolefnen'stet Jaluisencia: He assaulted a councilor! [00:27:25] Grumplenald Galamantonus: Typical watch! [00:27:28] Bungo Taddle: Charmin' see that casual backhand. [00:27:29] Cail Durris: *snarls* Keep your god rotten lips off me. [00:27:35] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: Sergeant. [00:27:37] Joyin Skulldark: Yes! Good! [00:27:40] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: This is no place for a lover's quarrel. [00:27:41] Julian Valerius: *shoves his way through the crowd* [00:27:44] Rollo Stoneshield: Woohoo! [00:27:45] Doja Annex: *watches with detachment* [00:27:46] Shinichiro Kurogawa: By Mask's mask! [00:27:47] Adella Sannen: *mutters* [00:27:52] Baldev Cole: *watches the crowd a moment, then looks down at Doja and nods* [00:27:54] Majre Nogueyra: Let 'im be. [00:28:02] Rollo Stoneshield: A Stout on the Council.....! [00:28:03] Majre Nogueyra: He jus' got startled. Move on, Mayor. [00:28:03] Cail Durris: breathes heavily, clenched over himself, he turns slowly towards the Mayor and nods slightly, clearly infuriated* [00:28:08] Majre Nogueyra: Nothin' wrong down 'ere. [00:28:10] Eristhenes Tichteran: He hit you. You ought to be dismembering him. [00:28:27] Majre Nogueyra: Been a while since a woman done kiss poor Cail. [00:28:32] Majre Nogueyra: He's just lost touch, is all. [00:28:36] Julian Valerius: *clenches his club tightly and takes a few wide strides up* [00:28:38] Cail Durris: *through gritted teeth, glances at Julian's club* Put it away. [00:28:46] Majre Nogueyra: Valerius, put it away. [00:28:52] Grumplenald Galamantonus casting unknown spell [00:28:56] Lemli Cawdor: [Claps loudly] [00:28:56] Grumplenald Galamantonus casts unknown spell [00:29:01] Gordoc Korrasius: Put the weapon away sir [00:29:01] Majre Nogueyra: *claps lightly* [00:29:18] Meriam Mayna: *looks from Cail to Julian annoyed* [00:29:22] Julian Valerius: *places the club away and shoves Gordac* Keep it shut. [00:29:28] Mayor Yorrick Bresley: That concludes the results. [00:29:33] Maldure Doomblade: That's the stuff! Ha! [00:29:35] Cail Durris: *snarls and stalks through the crowd, unsheathing his sword* [00:29:55] Cail Durris: *throws the doors open and leaves* [00:29:57] Majre Nogueyra: Durris. [00:30:03] Majre Nogueyra: Don't think I won't collect, ya piece a shit.

Another Sally/Cail moment. Much shorter, and a little funnier. It was a fun moment, and gives a little bit of insight into Cail's views.

[Tue Sep 12 16:27:00] Cail Durris: Hrmph. *looks to Marshall* What the bloody hells was all that about anyway? [Tue Sep 12 16:27:05] Salina Marshall: hm? [Tue Sep 12 16:27:08] Salina Marshall: Whats what? [Tue Sep 12 16:27:55] Cail Durris: What do you think? The fifty million ruddy peck-sized zombies. [Tue Sep 12 16:28:15] Salina Marshall: I don't know, I just went for the backup call [Tue Sep 12 16:28:22] Salina Marshall: I haven't got a clue.. [Tue Sep 12 16:28:24] Cail Durris: Hrmph. Does Larche know? [Tue Sep 12 16:28:29] Salina Marshall: I assume you followed the trail of bodies [Tue Sep 12 16:28:34] Cail Durris: That's right. [Tue Sep 12 16:28:41] Salina Marshall: Maybe, she was walking around in dunwarren [Tue Sep 12 16:29:05] Cail Durris: *shrugs* It's good to finally bloody have a private who does paperwork. [Tue Sep 12 16:29:21] Salina Marshall: Agreed [Tue Sep 12 16:29:28] Salina Marshall: That would be, because she's a woman [Tue Sep 12 16:29:35] Cail Durris: *snorts* Give me a break. [Tue Sep 12 16:29:43] Salina Marshall: The creation that does the work of ten men [Tue Sep 12 16:29:49] Salina Marshall: *chuckles* [Tue Sep 12 16:29:56] Salina Marshall: So, now we're twenty men better off [Tue Sep 12 16:29:59] Cail Durris: *snarls* That's bullshit and you know it. [Tue Sep 12 16:30:04] Salina Marshall: Oh yeah? [Tue Sep 12 16:30:26] Cail Durris: *sourly* Don't get me wrong. But you hardly do ten times the work. [Tue Sep 12 16:30:40] Salina Marshall: *taps her head* all done in here [Tue Sep 12 16:30:50] Cail Durris: And for every one woman who does work hard, there are 9 others trying to get somebody to fan them. [Tue Sep 12 16:31:01] Salina Marshall: hmph.. [Tue Sep 12 16:31:33] Cail Durris: So don't give me that superior crap. Because I recall doing twice the paperwork you did when we were privates. [Tue Sep 12 16:31:58] Salina Marshall: Oh yeah? [Tue Sep 12 16:32:04] Cail Durris: That's right. [Tue Sep 12 16:32:15] Salina Marshall: Except it was all filed in stupid places [Tue Sep 12 16:32:25] Cail Durris: *snorts* So? [Tue Sep 12 16:32:35] Salina Marshall: What good is paperwork, if we can't bleedin well find it? [Tue Sep 12 16:33:03] Cail Durris: *snorts again* What good is proper filing, if there's no paperwork to be put there? [Tue Sep 12 16:33:24] Salina Marshall: I happen do write all the important stuff down thankyou very much [Tue Sep 12 16:33:30] Salina Marshall: I tend to Do more than I write [Tue Sep 12 16:33:38] Salina Marshall: Are you calling me useless? [Tue Sep 12 16:34:00] Cail Durris: Hmph, you assume things alot. [Tue Sep 12 16:34:34] Cail Durris: I'm just saying, it's more useful to actually have the information than to make nothing look pretty. *grunts* And that's my problem with women who do nothing but try to get other people to do things for them. [Tue Sep 12 16:34:58] Salina Marshall: Well don't let it all out on me. I'm not your punch bag [Tue Sep 12 16:35:22] Salina Marshall: You can shout at someone else but don't think you can stand there picking apart everything I've done. I work hard! [Tue Sep 12 16:35:25] Cail Durris: *grunts* if I were letting it all out on you I'd be swearing more. [Tue Sep 12 16:36:25] Cail Durris: *shrugs* I'm not saying you don't work hard. [Tue Sep 12 16:36:35] Salina Marshall: Well thats what it sounds like [Tue Sep 12 16:36:59] Cail Durris: I'm just saying hard work isn't something to be attributed to those things on your chest. [Tue Sep 12 16:37:10] Cail Durris: *shrugs slightly, turns, and moves briskly away*

I like how in the last one he says that, then briskly runs away.

<Zeratul> it's mildly depressing to me that I managed to successfully spell svirfneblin without having read anything on them for months. <lovethesuit> That just means you're a literary genius. <Zeratul> well, I was going to say "huge honking geek", but we'll go with your interpretation. <lovethesuit> Like today I made good use of the 5 second rule to scoop some stew off the carpet. <lovethesuit> That just means I'm an Environmental Conversationist. <ninelives> But stew's b orderline liquid. <lovethesuit> Conver.. <Zeratul> Conservationist. <lovethesuit> Con... <lovethesuit> Yes. <lovethesuit> See? * Lebasol is now known as SleepingLebasol <Zeratul> Conversationist means you like talking to trees. <lovethesuit> You're a literary genius.

<MrSelfDestruct> trust me, as a big-time anime fan, Incest ravages everything on film <MrSelfDestruct> EVERYTHING <lovethesuit> I see nothing wrong with incest. <Denethen> FFS <ninelives> ... <MrSelfDestruct> but they break it down so that the very young cute girl, who LOVES big brother. actually isnt blood related <lovethesuit> Excluding reproductive incest. <ninelives> That's going to the quote book. <MrSelfDestruct> therefore making it ok for the 12 yr old to love the 18 yr old guy

Another amusing conversation between Grumpy McScowls and RedHead O'Infuriating.

No background is really needed for this one, and it doesn't really go anywhere. Sally is basically digging around in the Watch library for records, and Cail is trying to get a real response out of her for once. He fails miserably, as you'll see.

Just tell me when you're tired of these, folks, and I'll stop inflicting them upon you. :P

[Fri Sep 01 20:08:55] Cail Durris: *glances at Marshall briefly through the shelf* [Fri Sep 01 20:09:07] Salina Marshall: *climbs down a shelf, rummaging away in the various files and books* [Fri Sep 01 20:09:12] Cail Durris: What are you up to? [Fri Sep 01 20:09:15] Salina Marshall: Looking [Fri Sep 01 20:09:20] Cail Durris: For? [Fri Sep 01 20:09:26] Salina Marshall: *sweeps a load of books along the shelf, a few falling off* [Fri Sep 01 20:09:32] Salina Marshall: Stuff [Fri Sep 01 20:09:40] Cail Durris: Do you do this to infuriate me? [Fri Sep 01 20:09:52] Salina Marshall: Isn't it usually you that gives one word answers? [Fri Sep 01 20:10:11] Salina Marshall: *jumps down, making the entire unit shake* [Fri Sep 01 20:10:19] Cail Durris: *glowers* It's a secret then? [Fri Sep 01 20:10:21] Salina Marshall: *picks up a lone file off the floor* [Fri Sep 01 20:10:26] Salina Marshall: I don't keep secrets [Fri Sep 01 20:10:37] Salina Marshall: *bends down, scowering the lower shelf* [Fri Sep 01 20:10:51] Cail Durris: You just keep your answers intentionally vague to drive people up the wall, that's right. [Fri Sep 01 20:10:54] Salina Marshall: Making them is far more interesting [Fri Sep 01 20:11:23] Salina Marshall: I'm looking for books and files if you must know. [Fri Sep 01 20:11:45] Salina Marshall: *straightens up, and then with an athletic jump, she raises herself up two shelves* [Fri Sep 01 20:11:55] Cail Durris: *glances around the library briefly, speaks dryly* Never would have guessed. [Fri Sep 01 20:12:07] Salina Marshall: I don't know what you're thinking do I? [Fri Sep 01 20:12:24] Salina Marshall: *shimmys over a bit* [Fri Sep 01 20:12:24] Cail Durris: Just take it for granted that I'm stupid, I guess. [Fri Sep 01 20:12:34] Salina Marshall: Now I never said that [Fri Sep 01 20:12:39] Cail Durris: *leans against the wall a bit, glowering* [Fri Sep 01 20:12:46] Salina Marshall: *coughs in the dust, sending a cloud off the top shelf* [Fri Sep 01 20:12:54] Cail Durris: It's implicit, [Fri Sep 01 20:12:55] Salina Marshall: Stop putting yourself down [Fri Sep 01 20:13:00] Salina Marshall: Whats implicit? [Fri Sep 01 20:13:09] Cail Durris: Implied. Whatever. [Fri Sep 01 20:13:21] Salina Marshall: *drops down with a thud, bending her knees elegently* [Fri Sep 01 20:13:53] Salina Marshall: Are you going to stare at my backside all day or come and catch one of these? [Fri Sep 01 20:14:07] Cail Durris: *scowls* Don't flatter yourself. [Fri Sep 01 20:14:15] Salina Marshall: *clambers up again to the top of the files shelf, estrewn with paperwork* [Fri Sep 01 20:14:30] Salina Marshall: Noone else does so I may as well [Fri Sep 01 20:14:35] Cail Durris: Hrmph. *kneels, and picks up a few books, stuffing them back on the shelf* [Fri Sep 01 20:14:44] Salina Marshall: *holds out a file to cail without looking at him* [Fri Sep 01 20:14:52] Cail Durris: Regretting your lot in life now? [Fri Sep 01 20:14:56] Salina Marshall: this one's in the wrong place [Fri Sep 01 20:14:58] Cail Durris: *glances back briefly and takes the file* [Fri Sep 01 20:15:00] Salina Marshall: My lot? [Fri Sep 01 20:15:07] Salina Marshall: What're you on about? [Fri Sep 01 20:15:13] Cail Durris: *shrugs* Your place. What you have. [Fri Sep 01 20:15:21] Cail Durris: *flips through it briefly* [Fri Sep 01 20:15:22] Salina Marshall: I have plenty [Fri Sep 01 20:15:32] Salina Marshall: And I keep it to myself. [Fri Sep 01 20:15:53] Cail Durris: *grunts* Lucky you. I would, if people would just leave me alone. [Fri Sep 01 20:16:00] Salina Marshall: *heaves a large bound book upside* [Fri Sep 01 20:16:00] Cail Durris: Where does this go? *waves the file agitatedly* [Fri Sep 01 20:16:04] Salina Marshall: oh you think you have it bad? [Fri Sep 01 20:16:09] Salina Marshall: bottom shelf infront of you [Fri Sep 01 20:16:21] Cail Durris: *kneels and puts it on the shelf where she said* [Fri Sep 01 20:16:45] Salina Marshall: *spins out, resting one foot on the sleving unit and one on the wall so she faces cail a few feet in the air* [Fri Sep 01 20:16:55] Cail Durris: *snorts* I can't complain. [Fri Sep 01 20:17:12] Cail Durris: *stands up straight, turning toward her, a dour expression on his face* [Fri Sep 01 20:17:16] Salina Marshall: Yeah well, dealing with a ten man queue isn't fun either [Fri Sep 01 20:17:34] Cail Durris: What's that mean? [Fri Sep 01 20:17:38] Salina Marshall: *moves both feet away from the units quickly and falls down to the floor, landing with a gentle thud* [Fri Sep 01 20:17:50] Salina Marshall: Not enough Other people to take the workload [Fri Sep 01 20:18:06] Cail Durris: *glowers* What, is that my fault? [Fri Sep 01 20:18:10] Salina Marshall: No [Fri Sep 01 20:18:14] Salina Marshall: Why would it be your fault? [Fri Sep 01 20:18:16] Cail Durris: *picks up a few more books and stuffs them on the shelf* [Fri Sep 01 20:18:29] Cail Durris: It's beside the point anyway. That's not what I meant. [Fri Sep 01 20:18:30] Salina Marshall: *picks up various things she's thrown off the units, sticking the odd one back* [Fri Sep 01 20:18:38] Salina Marshall: But it's what you asked [Fri Sep 01 20:18:40] Cail Durris: *stuffs another in an empty spot* [Fri Sep 01 20:19:00] Cail Durris: I said I'd be content to keep things to myself, if people didn't keep badgering me about it. [Fri Sep 01 20:19:08] Cail Durris: You started going on about how much crap you have to do. [Fri Sep 01 20:19:10] Salina Marshall: I don't badger you about it. [Fri Sep 01 20:19:12] Salina Marshall: I ask Once [Fri Sep 01 20:19:15] Salina Marshall: and you usually tell me [Fri Sep 01 20:19:19] Salina Marshall: thats hardly badgering [Fri Sep 01 20:19:42] Cail Durris: *scowls at her* You want a bleeding example? How many times did I ask you to leave the other day? [Fri Sep 01 20:19:44] Salina Marshall: *stands with her arm full of books and files* [Fri Sep 01 20:20:00] Salina Marshall: I still technically only asked you once [Fri Sep 01 20:20:16] Cail Durris: Standing there still counts. [Fri Sep 01 20:20:17] Salina Marshall: Refusing to leave isn't badgering [Fri Sep 01 20:20:28] Cail Durris: *glowers* It ruddy well is. [Fri Sep 01 20:20:32] Salina Marshall: No it's not. [Fri Sep 01 20:20:53] Cail Durris: *scowls at her agitatedly* You just love your technicalities, don't you? [Fri Sep 01 20:21:13] Salina Marshall: I wouldn't know. I don't subject myself to them. [Fri Sep 01 20:21:19] Salina Marshall: That'd be awful.. [Fri Sep 01 20:21:23] Cail Durris: If it's not 'technically' against the rules, or not 'technically' badgering, it doesn't count. [Fri Sep 01 20:21:24] Salina Marshall: *she chuckles* [Fri Sep 01 20:21:38] Salina Marshall: Do you Always complain? [Fri Sep 01 20:21:55] Cail Durris: *snorts* No, I get things done. [Fri Sep 01 20:22:05] Salina Marshall: Fine. Fine. Yes Cail. [Fri Sep 01 20:22:12] Salina Marshall: and I don't? [Fri Sep 01 20:22:16] Cail Durris: *pulls down a book and glances it over briefly* [Fri Sep 01 20:22:18] Salina Marshall: So you're implying things now [Fri Sep 01 20:22:26] Cail Durris: Did I say that? *dour, sarcastic* [Fri Sep 01 20:22:28] Salina Marshall: *walks off with a heap in her arms* [Fri Sep 01 20:22:36] Salina Marshall: Oh no, but you implied it [Fri Sep 01 20:22:41] Salina Marshall: you have a bald spot you know [Fri Sep 01 20:22:42] Cail Durris: Hrmph. [Fri Sep 01 20:22:49] Cail Durris: Bollocks. [Fri Sep 01 20:22:54] Salina Marshall: No really [Fri Sep 01 20:23:46] Cail Durris: *glowers* Let's try this again. What are you looking for? [Fri Sep 01 20:23:46] Salina Marshall: You can't tell when you have the helmet on, of course [Fri Sep 01 20:23:49] Salina Marshall: so it doesn't matter [Fri Sep 01 20:23:55] Salina Marshall: hm? [Fri Sep 01 20:24:01] Salina Marshall: Extra knowledge [Fri Sep 01 20:24:04] Cail Durris: Files and books and stuff. [Fri Sep 01 20:24:09] Cail Durris: *mutters a curse* [Fri Sep 01 20:24:18] Salina Marshall: I'm looking, for technically a nothing. [Fri Sep 01 20:24:20] Cail Durris: You're intolerable. [Fri Sep 01 20:24:28] Salina Marshall: No I'm not. [Fri Sep 01 20:24:39] Salina Marshall: *warms her hands by the brazier* [Fri Sep 01 20:24:44] Cail Durris: *snorts* How do you know? [Fri Sep 01 20:24:55] Salina Marshall: If I didn't know, how would you know? [Fri Sep 01 20:25:10] Cail Durris: Hell are you talking about? [Fri Sep 01 20:25:22] Salina Marshall: You said I was intolerable [Fri Sep 01 20:25:34] Cail Durris: I know, because I can't tolerate you. You drive me to distraction. [Fri Sep 01 20:25:36] Salina Marshall: What you mean is.."I'm tired" [Fri Sep 01 20:25:40] Cail Durris: Naturally, you can tolerate yourself. [Fri Sep 01 20:25:56] Cail Durris: *spits a curse* Don't put words in my mouth, and don't tell me what I mean. [Fri Sep 01 20:26:05] Salina Marshall: I didn't, but you are. [Fri Sep 01 20:26:25] Cail Durris: I don't even know what that means. I don't think you do, either. [Fri Sep 01 20:26:34] Salina Marshall: Bieng tired? [Fri Sep 01 20:26:38] Salina Marshall: I know what bieng tired is [Fri Sep 01 20:26:41] Salina Marshall: I'm tired now. [Fri Sep 01 20:26:53] Salina Marshall: *she kneels down and goes through the heap shoved by the wall* [Fri Sep 01 20:26:56] Cail Durris: *quoting* "I didn't, but you are." [Fri Sep 01 20:27:02] Salina Marshall: Tired. [Fri Sep 01 20:27:04] Salina Marshall: You are. [Fri Sep 01 20:27:31] Salina Marshall: What...do you want me to read a bed time story? [Fri Sep 01 20:27:32] Cail Durris: *mutters sourly* [Fri Sep 01 20:28:06] Salina Marshall: Of oooh..*opens a watch log* how Private Smith broke someone's nose? [Fri Sep 01 20:28:13] Cail Durris: *moves a bit and leans against the pillar* [Fri Sep 01 20:28:18] Salina Marshall: It's good for the first..three words [Fri Sep 01 20:28:24] Salina Marshall: *throws the book back* [Fri Sep 01 20:28:40] Cail Durris: *scowls* I can't stand you when I'm rested, either. [Fri Sep 01 20:29:02] Salina Marshall: That's hardly my problem is it? [Fri Sep 01 20:29:06] Salina Marshall: Try somewhere in the middle [Fri Sep 01 20:29:13] Cail Durris: *glowers* Just throwing that out there. [Fri Sep 01 20:29:24] Salina Marshall: Yes..passing comment. [Fri Sep 01 20:29:50] Cail Durris: So what are you looking for? [Fri Sep 01 20:30:05] Salina Marshall: I'm trying to resovle something [Fri Sep 01 20:30:22] Salina Marshall: Did you get the note on your desk? [Fri Sep 01 20:30:30] Cail Durris: I got the original. [Fri Sep 01 20:30:33] Cail Durris: *glowers* [Fri Sep 01 20:30:39] Salina Marshall: Good. [Fri Sep 01 20:30:59] Salina Marshall: So don't say I don't tell you things [Fri Sep 01 20:31:16] Cail Durris: *snorts* Naturally. [Fri Sep 01 20:31:53] Cail Durris: *rubs his face, slightly annoyed* [Fri Sep 01 20:31:53] Salina Marshall: See [Fri Sep 01 20:32:04] Salina Marshall: Don't pick at it. [Fri Sep 01 20:32:12] Cail Durris: What are you on about? [Fri Sep 01 20:32:30] Salina Marshall: Your face [Fri Sep 01 20:32:40] Salina Marshall: I thought you were picking at a cut [Fri Sep 01 20:32:49] Cail Durris: *glowers* No. [Fri Sep 01 20:32:53] Salina Marshall: I bet your mother said don't pick at it [Fri Sep 01 20:33:08] Cail Durris: Don't know what my mother said. [Fri Sep 01 20:33:57] Cail Durris: *scowls and shrugs slightly* [Fri Sep 01 20:34:13] Salina Marshall: Said you were tired *she mutters* [Fri Sep 01 20:34:43] Cail Durris: So what, you plan to just keep everything to yourself forever? [Fri Sep 01 20:34:54] Salina Marshall: Nope. Just for now. [Fri Sep 01 20:35:08] Salina Marshall: It's best, else you'll just argue with me [Fri Sep 01 20:35:16] Cail Durris: *scowls* Works out real well for you. A nervous breakdown every other month. [Fri Sep 01 20:35:25] Salina Marshall: oh pish. [Fri Sep 01 20:35:54] Salina Marshall: you don't know everything I do. [Fri Sep 01 20:36:07] Cail Durris: *scowls in agitation* [Fri Sep 01 20:37:08] Cail Durris: *looks away briefly as she moves closer around the brazier, then back at her, even and stony-faced* [Fri Sep 01 20:37:55] Salina Marshall: *stands infront of Cail, keeping her usual sweet smile on as she stares at him unphazed* [Fri Sep 01 20:38:00] Cail Durris: I don't see much point in even bothering to argue with you, you just respond with vague nonsense. [Fri Sep 01 20:38:13] Salina Marshall: I didn't start arguing. I don't see the need. [Fri Sep 01 20:38:30] Cail Durris: Why's that? [Fri Sep 01 20:38:38] Salina Marshall: because I'll tell you when I'm done. [Fri Sep 01 20:38:50] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Fri Sep 01 20:39:13] Salina Marshall: You can wait a day or two can't you? [Fri Sep 01 20:39:22] Cail Durris: I hate waiting. [Fri Sep 01 20:39:39] Salina Marshall: Me too but sometimes, it's neccesary

[21:57] <Illuminaughty> I HAD SEX! [21:57] <Illuminaughty> SEXXXXXXX [21:57] <Darkness2> WITH A GIRL! [21:57] <Illuminaughty> Woah woah, don't jump the gun, Darkness2

<Howland> Inquisitor is wrong. <Inquisitor> Howland typed that with sick pleasure. <Inquisitor> He savored every letter :( <Inquisitor> Then re-typed it again and again before submitting, to best relive that feeling of pleasure.

<ArtistFormerlyKnownAsY-T> You gotta love Bob7el. <ArtistFormerlyKnownAsY-T> Squeagle made friends with his first char. He's amazing. <bob7e1> Yeah I remember <bob7e1> I thought you were a DM <bob7e1> I was like "A goblin's talking to me woohoo! Time to go on a DM quest!" <Sternhund> XD <bob7e1> But we just did the Brewery quest <Denethen> XD

Yes, I'm quoting myself.

<Stardog> My new pick-up line: Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd love to forever be tangent with your curves!

UnholyWon: Heh, just walk up to Ithy and be like "Look Bitch, I need your divine word! Now your going to give it to me, or I'll be turning you over to Bubba. Bubba's been in prison since he was old enough to steal and kill. Now Bubba has been lonely, and I mean real lonely. The kind of lonely that makes your big red ass look like Beyonce's bootie, you feel me!"

UnholyWon: *Bubba stands in the back ground licking his lips wildly, a crazed look in his eyes.*

<Straydog> "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." <Hobo> Maple Grove! <Hobo> Oak Tree Terrace! <Straydog> Eden!

This was at Gaz Grungetoe's stoning. I love the mayor!

Mayor Yorrick Bresley: [Talk] I hear that a criminal is to be brought to justice. Nothing like justice before breakfast, I say

<Conan> Wow <Conan> Just...wow <Hook_Swords> finally bought a mirror?

<NIAF> WOO I GOT ACCEPTED INTO LA SALLE ACADEMY <Denethen> What the f**k is that? <NIAF> Catholic School. <NIAF> It's great. <Denethen> Because you have priests that will fondle you gently? >_> <NIAF> ... <NIAF> ... <NIAF> I hate you, Denethen.

Lockwoods trial, overseen by a senial gnome with a hot caretaker, this was one of the funniest moments i've ever had on this server. Edited down a bit for ease of read.

Sheriff Eugene Walters:*clears his throat* After consultation with key members of the Council, it was decided that due to the unique nature of this case that the trial will be held as an internal, Watch review. Ian Lockwood: Is there a precedent for that? Sheriff Eugene Walters: In the intersests of a proceeding that was absolutely fair, it was decided that former Lieutenant Maxwell von Matterheim would review the case.

Sheriff Eugene Walters: Please be seated. *scowls*

Ian Lockwood: Apologies. Please, I didn't mean to interupt.

Sheriff Eugene Walters: Lieutenant Matterheim had a very strong reputation in the community, being perhaps Sanctuary's most famous paladin. Sheriff Eugene Walters: His integrity is beyond question, so I'm sure there will be no complaints. Cail Durris: *quirks an eyebrow, slight nod*

Sheriff Eugene Walters: I believe he and his aid will be along shortly.

Cail Durris: [Tell] Oh man... >.> You're f*ed. <.<

Ian Lockwood: *sits silently*

Cail Durris: I assume this will proceed as a normal trial, Sheriff?

Cail Durris: *scowls, shrugs slightly, stands, re-equips the mising parts of his uniform*

(An elderly gnome clad in shining gold armor and a one of the funny pointed hats walks through the gate)

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *shuffles in very, very slowly*

Matterheim's Nurse: *shimmies along....*

Cail Durris: XDXDXD

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *wheezes slightly* Almost there, dear. Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *has an outrageous pair of old slippers on his feet*

Matterheim's Nurse: *purses her lips* Don't tax yourself, Maxie darling....

Ian Lockwood:*stiffles a laugh*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Now then. *wheezes* Nurse, would you set up the ear trumpet please?

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: [Talk] I won't be able to hear these boys without it.

Matterheim's Nurse: *nods and begins to assemble a contraption with practiced ease*

Cail Durris: *glances between the gnome and the scantily clad nurse a few times*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *the nurse sets up an elaborate, gnomish ear trumpet - evidently used to augment the gnome's hearing* Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *carefully fits the end of the trumpet into his right ear*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *wheezes* Very good.

Cail Durris: *slight grunt, lowers his head slightly, looking to the floor, although not hunching, his shoulders still thrown back and his posture perfect*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Now then, which of you boys has been naughty?

Matterheim's Nurse: *slinks over to the other arm*

Cail Durris: Former Private Lockwood, sitting in the front there, is on trial.

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *nods and begins to shuffle through some paperwork*

Cail Durris: Sir- Forme- *grunts* How would you like me to address you?

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Baron will do just fine. I do miss the ancestral Matterheim lands. Matterheim's Nurse: *fidgets with her nails*

Cail Durris: *slight nod*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *sighs sadly* We had a glorious shrine to Gaerdal, sit atop the prettiest green hill. I remember as a boy, playing tag with the other squires...

Cail Durris: Very well, Baron. *pauses a moment* Lockwood is on trial for treason and assisting -

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: ... *rambles on* There was the prettiest girl lass, with the longest nose and twinkling green eyes...

[Kotenku] Cail Durris: Quite done, Baron? *interrupts* Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *glances up, and adjusts his rumpet* Speak up, boy!

Cail Durris: Lockwood is charged with treason - assisting a highly wanted criminal.

Matterheim's Nurse: *fans herself* Oooh....

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *nods sleepily* The evidence? Cail Durris: Are you familiar with Maalgor the Malevolent?

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Oh yes.

Cail Durris: *rustles in his pack a brief moment, produces a folded letter* The written and signed testimony of the victim. Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *nods* I remember his trial well too, aye. Council Pengerhast it was, and my testimony earned many a cheer from the crowd... Cail Durris: In which one, Rollo Stoneshield --

[Kotenku] Cail Durris: [Talk] A tad more recent, Baron.

[PanamaLane] Ian Lockwood: [Talk] When was that, Baron?

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: [Talk] Oh, more recent, of course. Yes.... go on. Cail Durris: (Gives testimony)

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Oh. *looks very sternly to Lockwood*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Now then.

[PanamaLane] Ian Lockwood: Now then.

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: [*fixes a rheumy, sleepy yet stern eye upon Lockwood*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: What do you have to say for yourself?

[PanamaLane] Ian Lockwood: Most of what the Sergeant said is true.

Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [cranes his neck to get a glimpse of the nurse behind the pillar]

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: [Talk] *casually, with no trace of shame, reaches out a whithered hand and rests it upon the pert rear of the nurse* Matterheim's Nurse: [Talk] *wriggles prettily*

[Kotenku] Cail Durris: [Talk] *keeps his head down, vaguely agitated, and avoiding looking toward the Nurse* Ian Lockwood: (more testimony)

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *his slippered feet swing idly* Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [shuffles his feet, before inching subtly to his left]

Matterheim's Nurse: *begins to massage the Baron's left shoulder with an expertly-manicured hand*

Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [glances around the room, making sure nobody is looking, before getting a sly wink off to the Nurse]

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *sleepy eyes snap wide open and he glares terribly, his moustache bristling at the impudent Sergeant*

Court Scribe: *Records the sly wink in a private notebook* Matterheim's Nurse: *blushes prettily* Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *wheezes* I find the Sergeant by the scribe in contempt of court. He is to be removed from the court room. I will have no one making rude faces in my courtroom.

Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [blanches] Sir?

[Kotenku] Cail Durris: *mutters darkly, looks in agitation at Hersur*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *points feebly to the door* Out ! Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [looks to the Serrif]

[Kotenku] Cail Durris: Get lost, Hersur.

Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [Nothing intended.

Matterheim's Nurse: *pouts slightly, then redoubles her attentions to on the Baron*

Sheriff Eugene Walters: Hm. As he says. Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: You got it, sir.

Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [grumbles a little, before catching a last glimpse]

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Please continue with your defense, unless you're finished.

Ian Lockwood: (more testimony)

Ian Lockwood: Judge me for it as you will.

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *nods, and slowly shuffles up to his feet. Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Please approach.

Matterheim's Nurse:*helps him up....*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Not you, Sergeant. [Kotenku] Cail Durris: *slight grunt*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim:*sighs and looks up to the much, much taller Lockwood*

Ian Lockwood: *towers over the gnome*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *presses a finger to his brow, closing his eyes, and begins to mumble* Oh Great Ironhand, bless this trial with your wisdom. You who have given me so very, very much in this life... so much happiness... grant me now the wisdom to discern the nature of this man's heart, and what would would be the just way. Cail Durris: *brief glance to Lockwood's knees, then to his own sword, hesitates a moment then shakes his head, redirects his attention to the left wall*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *concentrates intently, and sighs* Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Thank you, you may be seated. Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: I am prepared to offer justice. [PanamaLane] Ian Lockwood: *sits*

[PanamaLane] Ian Lockwood: I hope it is served.

[PanamaLane] Ian Lockwood: Either way.

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: The defendent, Ian Lockwood, has not acted correctly, but much can be forgiven for it is clear that his intentions were pure. He will return to the Watch, and pay penance with more vigorous and thoughtful service to the city of Sanctuary. Cail Durris: *tightens his grip on his sword*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *wheezes and pats the escort again* Perhaps, with time, you will look back on this moment, Ian Lockwood... Ian Lockwood: I am certain that I will. Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: ... and remember it as a time that the great and solemn duty and responsibility of the Watch was at this time, in your moment of review, made more clear to you.

Matterheim's Nurse: [half-crouches behind then Baron, encircling him fondly with her arms as he delivers Justice]

Ian Lockwood: Thank you, indeed, this has taught me much.

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *wheezes* For never forget, from the day that Charles Bresley said, "I will watch this night, and who will join me?" there has been a great need for pure hearted and goodly and respnsible members of this great organization.

Sheriff Eugene Walters: *nods approvingly* Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *mumbles into his beard a few more lines, then signs to the nurse to pack up his tremendous ear trumpet*

Matterheim's Nurse: [offers him a pretty smile and nod]

Ian Lockwood: Did you know Bresley?

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: Of course, young man. Of course. Matterheim's Nurse: [packs up the momentous trumpet]

Cail Durris: *removes his helmet, scowling, he glances around the room briefly*

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *dabs at a tear in his eye* I knew all the Bresleys.

Baron Maxwell von Matterheim: *begins to shuffle towards the door*

Sheriff Eugene Walters: *scurries to hold the door* Matterheim's Nurse: [follows along with a cheery smile]

Expect to see more of Former Lieutenant Baron Maxwell von Matterheim.

<Howland> Two days ago I had a player ask about their character background in being abused sexually by illithids. :/ I said they were asexual, the player said "lol but they have tentacles!" -- the moral of the story being, internet perverts can screw up any healthy monster race.

From what I understand of the Illithids, they are a scientific, inquisitive sort of species whose understanding of emotion is limited to the negative. Despite their asexual nature, it would not be so much of a stretch that they may wish to study the reproductive acts of multi-gendered species, especially as a form of manipulation or torture. Any abstract-thinking Mindflayer worth his salt would certainly have experimented on their thralls in such a way at one point or another, though they would likely use another thrall to do the physical work. I'd fear a curious Mindflayer more than a Gacy/Sagawa/Hillside Strangler crossbreed any day.

Good point about internet perverts, though. I'm pretty sure Rule 34 applies to Illithids as well.

Marvolo: *sternly* You certainly took your sweet time about it, Lockwood! What did you do? Put my equipment through the Sanctuary Legal Process?!

Ian Lockwood: Yes.

Fun with Idlers.

[Mon Oct 23 20:15:52] Cail Durris: Yes?

//No response for a full 3 minutes

[Mon Oct 23 20:19:10] Cail Durris uses Ooze Summon Stone [Mon Oct 23 20:19:10] Summoned a creature [Mon Oct 23 20:19:19] Small Ochre Jelly: *snuggles Anwick's leg* [Mon Oct 23 20:19:50] Anwick Harn: Sergeant? [Mon Oct 23 20:20:00] Cail Durris: *irritated* Yes? [Mon Oct 23 20:20:05] Anwick Harn: Did you want something? [Mon Oct 23 20:20:22] Cail Durris: *regards Anwick for a long moment, very obviously agitated* [Mon Oct 23 20:20:31] Cail Durris: Yeah. Why the hell are you sleeping in my Lounge? [Mon Oct 23 20:20:37] Anwick Harn: I am waiting for Sergeant Moonfall. [Mon Oct 23 20:20:53] Anwick Harn: She told me to wait here. [Mon Oct 23 20:20:56] Cail Durris: *grunts* [Mon Oct 23 20:21:00] Cail Durris: Fine. [Mon Oct 23 20:21:01] Anwick Harn: Is that all? [Mon Oct 23 20:21:18] Cail Durris: Bloody stay awake. And watch your damn attitude, too.

*turns away, begins to exit the room*

[Mon Oct 23 20:21:26] Anwick Harn: *slides into the chair again* [Mon Oct 23 20:21:29] Anwick Harn: *puts his head down* [Mon Oct 23 20:21:38] Equipped item swapped out. [Mon Oct 23 20:21:42] Cail Durris attacks Anwick Harn : *hit* : (19 + 3 = 22) [Mon Oct 23 20:21:43] Cail Durris damages Anwick Harn: 3 (3 Physical) [Mon Oct 23 20:21:46] Cail Durris: *chucks a rock right at Anwick's head* [Mon Oct 23 20:21:51] Anwick Harn: Oi alright!

This is from the forums here, but worth preserving:

"two whores in one paragraph ... this isnt looking good" - dholt5

Jastran Moonfall: This day, the man known as Johhny Dimes worked with the children of the city. He gave one a vest of explosives and said it summoned clowns, and sent it to the Watch House. The child killed himself with the explosion, as he thought it was the birthday of someone at the Watchhouse. Jastran Moonfall: [Talk] This day, the man known as Johhny Dimes worked with the children of the city. He gave one a vest of explosives and said it summoned clowns, and sent it to the Watch House. The child killed himself with the explosion, as he thought it was the birthday of someone at the Watchhouse. Jastran Moonfall: [stops momentarily at Tommy, then continues looking through the crowd] Jastran Moonfall: [Talk] [stops momentarily at Tommy, then continues looking through the crowd] Tommy Ten-irons: *bursts out laughing* Tommy Ten-irons: [Talk] *bursts out laughing* Osmyr ap Marko of Pyne: *turns to look at Tommy* Osmyr ap Marko of Pyne: [Talk] *turns to look at Tommy* Tommy Ten-irons: *coughs softly* Osmyr ap Marko of Pyne: *stares at him with utter neutrality, then back up at Jastran* Jastran Moonfall: [Talk] To this, Sergeant Durris attempted to bring in Dimes to justice. Dimes ordered his men to assualt the Sergeant, and those who accompanied him. Jastran Moonfall: They brought down Sergeant Durris. Dimes believed that was it, and attempted to sell the Watch plate, which Footman Tommy wanted to purchase for whatever cause he had. [looks again at Tommy] Regardless, it must have been to hand over to the Watch in a non-hostile manner. Tommy Ten-irons: Tha's correct. Dimes was gonna listen ter me quicker'n he'd listen to yer. Jastran Moonfall: Quite. However, it was far from over. Those loyal to the Watch, including former private Taddle, Sergeant Marshall, Operative Delgado, Lord Levine and his men, eventually the Horrans, and many others, brought down the gang of Johnny Dimes, and Dimes himself. Jastran Moonfall: This threat from Lower has been routed. Lower itself remains neutral with Upper, and the trouble maker has been taken out by those loyal to the city, and the original cause of the city. Raphael West: *adjusts his scarf, to cover his face up to his nose, and folds his arms on his chest* Jastran Moonfall: As was said on the first day of the city, "I shall watch this night, who shall join me?" The Watch has dealt with this threat, which has brought such previous trajeties as the suicide bomber who wanted to blow up the Rock Bottom, and was also safely brought in by the Watch and Spellguard, as well as one of Archibald's men. Alexander Archibald: [Nods slightly, to Moonfall] Gideon Sloane: *folds his arms* Jastran Moonfall: This speech is not to completely tell the crimes of Johnny Dimes, or to attempt to justify our actions. It is to be in memory of the two of the Watch who fell, and we will not see again. Former Sergeant Durris, and former Private Taddle. Osmyr ap Marko of Pyne: Madam Moonfall, I apologize for interrupting, but when will the time come when dead men will be remembered by their heroism and their defense of justice, rather than having their demise be used in a politically charged speech? Jastran Moonfall: There is no politics in this speech. Khagnar: [Talk] *Chuckles softly* Osmyr ap Marko of Pyne: I believe we should honor these men and salute their memory and honor, and that should be that. Gideon Sloane: [Talk] *scowls in his helm* Osmyr ap Marko of Pyne: I beg to differ. Carry on, please, and my apologies for the interruption, once more. Jastran Moonfall: I do not call for an invasion of Lower, or any hostile actions. I call for no additional support for the Watch. I call for nothing, but your attention, to remember those who served the city and died. Adriana Lakes: *nods silently* Zanzo Kojama: *Crosses his arms, silently* Jastran Moonfall: I call for us to remember Sergeant Durris, and Private Taddle. Two fighters in the Watch, who ended their lives dealing with a trouble maker recognized by both Upper and Lower, when he slipped up. Jastran Moonfall: [Talk] A funeral shall be held for these two men, and I would urge you all to come with us when they are laid to rest. Until then, do not forget the sacrifices people made for this city. Jastran Moonfall: I believed Councillor Archibald wished a word? Alexander Archibald: [Clears his throat, and begins to speak..] Alexander Archibald: [Talk] In these days, Citizens, it is important to remember that which is precious to us. Life is assured to none, in the dangerous world we live in. Alexander Archibald: [Talk] These two men found a cause they believed to be worthy, and they layed down their lives for it, in the interests of the City. I suggest you all take time to reflect upon their bravery, and hold that which you love close to you tonight. It could be pulled from you at any moment. Alexander Archibald: [Talk] [Nods once to the crowd, and then to Jastran] Jastran Moonfall: [nods to Alex] Jastran Moonfall: The funerals shall be planned, and everyone save trouble makers shall be invited. Good day, and stay safe, and my deepest thanks for coming to listen this day.

Terrorism at its finest.

<Howland> There was an attack on the chapterhouse? <Secutor> *spoiler* blew himself up and scortched our floorboards. <Howland> Oh, right <Howland> That was amusing. <Howland> Armand just sort of stepped to the side.

Not word for word - but this happened just after Shayne and Nina's wedding:

Wyric: I for one hope their room isn't above mine. Ruby: Their paladin...ah dun' even think they do tha' kinda.... thin'... Kaddaz: Well ofcourse they do Ruby. Ruby: They do?

Also not word for word:

Lockwood: "He reminds me of my monkey." Taddle: "You had a monkey?" Lockwood: "Yeah, he was hilarious. He was always jumping up ontop of things and masterbating. Sometimes like ten times a day, he would do this." Taddle: "*laughs*" Lockwood: "My mother hated him." Taddle: "I can't imagine why."

Bhast coming on to Laramie. ebol!

Be careful when you use skill checks in PC roleplaying situations. (The players in this situation are largely refering to Marvolo's helmet.)

Sewer Town <3

After Memnon's heroic last stand against the watch.

Molly Ryans: That was some nutty whoreson. Jastran Moonfall: Golden mercenaries for you. Molly Ryans: Lucky I raked his liver for you, Searge. [tips her visor up and winks] Jastran Moonfall: Thanks, dear. Jastran Moonfall: Crazy wizards. Jack Ryans: *huffing* Na-uh! Molly Ryans: A-yup. Jack Ryans: I did all the raking an' such Molly Ryans: Pft. Jastran Moonfall: I took all the spells. Jastran Moonfall: Speaking of which- Jack Ryans: You always are shorten me Molly, gard-darn-it Molly Ryans: Right skewered him with my spear. I got his intestine on the shaft, hanging off. [waves her spear, gore clinging to it] Jastran Moonfall: That's disgusting. Molly Ryans: Not so pretty, no. Jack Ryans: Only cause I opened a wound fer ya to pook into~ Jack Ryans: ! Molly Ryans: Har. Jastran Moonfall: I don't suppose either of you saw if he used an unlocking spell? Jack Ryans: Geesh Molly Ryans: I didn't see shit. Molly Ryans: Ask tubby over there. Jastran Moonfall: You two would make a nice couple. Jack Ryans: We are married. Molly Ryans: [grumbles] Jack Ryans: What the hell is that supposed to mean Jastran Moonfall: Ah, that explains it. Jastran Moonfall: Right, need to get this stuff to the council, then. Molly Ryans: Ain't envious. Jastran Moonfall: Mrmph. I wonder if I can claim the bounty for the civil defence fund. Jack Ryans: Um Jack Ryans: No! Jack Ryans: Molly and me would get it Jastran Moonfall: It's for bringing him in, private, not killing him. Jack Ryans: *grumbles*

Signature says it all, babies.

Said as my character was stalking another PC as he did the delivery quest to the blue mushroom.

Syn De'lindar: [Tell] Need Bulls Strength do we? Raziel Ashald: [Tell] Yes, thats what I'm going to get Syn De'lindar: [Tell] Here, I have a potion of it, just don't mind the skull on the bottle. Raziel Ashald: [Tell] Dude come on, I'm strength 10 Syn De'lindar: [Tell] It's not you specificly, I try to poison everyone, my guy might as well coat himself in the stuff and just rub himself against others. Raziel Ashald: [Tell] Now I really think I can use you. Syn De'lindar: [Tell] I'll work for you, but it's best not to shake on it....

Hagen Raines: "Cathbadh...ever slept with any whores? 'Cause I think ye' m' father."

Cathbadh: "I have slept with many whores."

Cathbadh: "Ask your mother if she could walk after she conceived you. If she could, I am not your father."

Cathbadh! <3

<Kotenku> Say - is anyone else running for Council? like... at all? <Arkov> Adelia Tyrell! <Kotenku> I'm going to vote for Adelia Tyrell's Hat. <Kotenku> Definitely. <Kotenku> Not Adelia Tyrell - Just her hat. <Arkov> Mister Mayor: "And in 9th place ..." <Arkov> Mister Mayor: " ... looks like it was a close race, this time ... decided by just one vote ... " <Arkov> Mister Mayor: " ... Adelia Tyrell!" *crowd applauds* <Arkov> Mister Mayor: "Wait a moment." <Arkov> *Adelia Tyrell stops walking up the platform* <Arkov> Mister Mayor: "Just the hat." <DeputyCool> I hate that hat. <Arkov> Kotenku wants to vote for Adelia Tyrell's hat. -_- <Kotenku> Hell yeah I wanna vote for the hat :O <DeputyCool> I've hired twice as many assassins for the hat, as for Tyrell. <ExileStrife> Does the hat sort new students into four different schools? <Kotenku> No, but it does have a degree in accounting. <DeputyCool> That hat weighs in more in Council Discussions than she does. <Kotenku> I heard it was solely responsible for the last budget distribution. <DeputyCool> It -should- get the votes. <Kotenku> Did you know that the hat chooses which councillor gets to preside over a trial? <DeputyCool> It's true! <Kotenku> It really is. <Arkov> Tyrell's Hat: "You... you'll be a Seeker! Go to the Seekers and search for the light, young one! *next student* Hmmm.... you would make a good mage for the old and venerable Order of the Spellguard..."

XD Nice

DM quest, I just find this particular scene extremely enjoyable

[TheBardsCometh] Delain Jarbey: [Talk] Greetings, drow! [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] Hello indeed! [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] *happy demeanor* [TheBardsCometh] Delain Jarbey: [Talk] Well met indeed. [Cabre] Tommy Ten-irons: [Talk] *swings around his axe recklessly* [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] *bows extravagently* [TheBardsCometh] Delain Jarbey: [Talk] You are the owner of the establishment of debauchery? Jerexzlex: [Talk] I see from the gore adorning your armour that you've forced your way into my tower. [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] Beshaba has come to provide for you. [TheBardsCometh] Delain Jarbey: [Talk] All your guards are dead. As well as clients. [Cabre] Tommy Ten-irons: [Talk] *continues to prepare* [TheBardsCometh] Delain Jarbey: [Talk] Now, by Tempus, you are to be judged in battle. Jerexzlex: [Talk] [fixes his decidedly pimp hat] Is that so? [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] Bad things happen, now they happen to you [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] Oh yes. Indeed. [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] Unless, you *hesitates* teleport... Jerexzlex: [Talk] You do humour me. Aren't they funny, dear? [turns to the wife] Vyrilus' Wife: [Talk] Mmm. [eyes them with lilac eyes, turning her sword in her hand expectantly] [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] I am glad you find humour, laughter often helps one cope with death. Jerexzlex: [Talk] Your dear husbands invites. To bad this party isn't for them. [Epic_Cantrip] Cadara Da'rael: [Talk] [her hands twist around her flails shaft in anticipation] [True Cold] Sandro Yellow-Tongued: [Talk] *glances up* Impressive crystal. [TheBardsCometh] Delain Jarbey: [Talk] Enough of this. Kill them! [She eyes me like a Pisces] Caolan Shylock: [Talk] Wait- [Cabre] Tommy Ten-irons: [Talk] Dibs on his hat!

[06:48] <Grendel|Work> I dunno, when I think of Watch, I think "grumpy people"... I guess that's a bit of characterization [06:48] <outcrowd1> That's just Cail. [06:48] <Nickless> That's just Cail

XD

[18:58] <Kotenku> >.> I bet there's some kid somewhere in the world who's trying to figure out a way to make a computer virus that changes all the "1's" and "0's" in Windows's programming into "L's" and "O's" [19:01] <Voular> Kotenku. [19:01] <Voular> That is just.. [19:01] <Voular> GENIUS.

Bad timing?

• wcsherry slaps Cmenden around a bit with a large trout <Cmenden> Yes oh High Lord of Fish? <Cmenden> What dost thou wisheth from the High Priest of Sombrero on this day? <NIAF> oh ghey lord of ghey>_> <Fish> yes?

A mock argument in tells:

Tydus Allendt: [Tell] Well, I'm a bit late.... but I'm here. Kivna Mountainrock: [Tell] yeah where the hell were you when Telli was laying naked on a pentagram while someone cut a deep pentagram in her chest! Tydus Allendt: [Tell] ...My drow in my PnP game was sexing up a Yuan-ti chick... Tydus Allendt: [Tell] I had to have priorities. Kivna Mountainrock: [Tell] Oh I see how it is Tydus Allendt: [Tell] She paid me 200 gold. Tydus Allendt: [Tell] Yeah. I'm a man whore. Kivna Mountainrock: [Tell] you didn't wanna go to Telli while she was naked and helpless? You'd rather screw a snake woman?? Tydus Allendt: [Tell] ...She was flexible. [Ruza] Kivna Mountainrock: [Tell] yeah....true

Give upon me my ancestral weapons and armor, so that Corellon might gaze upon me in the form which was so much feared on this mortal plane. The uh...the surplus bastard swords...The grey ones. AND the gloves!

~ Spirit of Vendrigaul Drexis

Vastly belated, but I've been debating whether or not I really wanted to post this, it kind of does kill some of the mystery about what all happened. This was just a few days before Cail died, and regrettably, this is as far as Cail and Sally ever went.

Probably a good thing too, or else Sasha would have been awful disappointed.

In any case, this is the very last one that there'll be. Enjoy.

--- Outside the Watch House, near the bridge ---

[Fri Oct 20 19:17:20] Cail Durris: *grunts* Marshall. [Fri Oct 20 19:17:34] Salina Marshall: Aye? Hello [Fri Oct 20 19:17:47] Cail Durris: Lockwood's been reinstated. *darkly* [Fri Oct 20 19:18:28] Salina Marshall: Has he? thats nice. [Fri Oct 20 19:19:01] Cail Durris: 8regards her in agitation* No - not bloody really. [Fri Oct 20 19:19:56] Cail Durris: [Whisper] I'm sick of this shit. [Fri Oct 20 19:19:57] Salina Marshall: Whats up with you? [Fri Oct 20 19:20:07] Salina Marshall: You act as if you care. [Fri Oct 20 19:20:38] Cail Durris: *looks around the area briefly in annoyance* You think I don't? [Fri Oct 20 19:21:59] Salina Marshall: I don't know what you're mumbling about do I? [Fri Oct 20 19:22:11] Salina Marshall: Its not the end of the world [Fri Oct 20 19:22:14] Cail Durris: Come on then. I'm not bloody having this conversation out here.

--- Upstairs in the Officer Quarters ---

[Fri Oct 20 19:23:49] Cail Durris: *leans against the wall, removes his helmet, scowling darkly* [Fri Oct 20 19:23:51] Salina Marshall: *she sighs* go on then whats up? [Fri Oct 20 19:24:13] Cail Durris: *looks at her evenly, vaguely annoyed* I'm resigning. [Fri Oct 20 19:25:29] Salina Marshall: What? why? [Fri Oct 20 19:25:30] Cail Durris: *scowls* I'm sick of the Sheriff, I'm sick of Lockwood, and I'm bloody sick of the red tape that keeps us from being effective. [Fri Oct 20 19:25:42] Salina Marshall: So you want to go vigilante? is that it? [Fri Oct 20 19:25:44] Cail Durris: I'm going to fix it properly. [Fri Oct 20 19:25:52] Salina Marshall: Do you not know how to bend rules? [Fri Oct 20 19:26:12] Cail Durris: *snarls* I don't bend rules. [Fri Oct 20 19:26:47] Cail Durris: I'm going to run for Council. Get rid of the bloody Sheriff, get the damn laws I sent in passed myself. [Fri Oct 20 19:27:29] Cail Durris: Wandering around Upper isn't going to get shit done. And I'm tired of being their lap dog. *scowls* [Fri Oct 20 19:27:39] Salina Marshall: What laws are these then? [Fri Oct 20 19:27:45] Salina Marshall: Go, do it, I won't stop you. [Fri Oct 20 19:27:53] Salina Marshall: Infact, good luck [Fri Oct 20 19:28:31] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow, regards her evenly* [Fri Oct 20 19:29:45] Cail Durris: *eventually shrugs, rubs his face in agitation* [Fri Oct 20 19:30:01] Salina Marshall: I'm not going to stop you. it might do you some good anyway [Fri Oct 20 19:30:41] Cail Durris: *brief glance to the left* What do you mean by that? *sheathes his sword, looks back to her* [Fri Oct 20 19:32:10] Salina Marshall: Well, you always said you wanted to make a change [Fri Oct 20 19:32:12] Salina Marshall: Do it. [Fri Oct 20 19:33:23] Cail Durris: *brow furrowed, slight nod, he takes a slow step toward her* [Fri Oct 20 19:34:30] Cail Durris: *continues to hold her gaze, another small nod* I will then. - [Fri Oct 20 19:34:40] Salina Marshall: I'm getting back into the swing of things, I can back you up if you want [Fri Oct 20 19:35:41] Cail Durris: We'll see. *leans toward her slightly, raises a hand, sets it firmly on her shoulder* [Fri Oct 20 19:35:47] Cail Durris: [Whisper] If this is wrong. Then stop me. [Fri Oct 20 19:37:03] Cail Durris: *studies her intently, now close -his face a few inches less than a foot from hers now* [Fri Oct 20 19:37:49] Salina Marshall: *she looks away and steps back* [Fri Oct 20 19:38:45] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow for a moment as she moves away, he frowns and turns away to the left* [Fri Oct 20 19:39:03] Salina Marshall: I'll talk to you later, I need to go see Alex [Fri Oct 20 19:39:04] Cail Durris: Thought not. *scowls and stalks down the hall*

--- A little while later, in his room ---

[Fri Oct 20 20:02:41] Cail Durris: *sits hunched in front of his desk, a book open on it, the page blank* [Fri Oct 20 20:03:05] Salina Marshall: *puts her hands on cail's shoulders gently, giving him a massage as she looks over his shoulder* [Fri Oct 20 20:03:45] Cail Durris: *probably his journal -but nothing written in it. Probably couldn't find the words he needed* [Fri Oct 20 20:03:57] Cail Durris: *scowls, lifts his head slightly* [Fri Oct 20 20:03:58] Salina Marshall: Doing more reports? [Fri Oct 20 20:04:12] Cail Durris: No. [Fri Oct 20 20:04:45] Salina Marshall: *presses her fingers into cail's collarbone* [Fri Oct 20 20:04:52] Salina Marshall: Whats that? [Fri Oct 20 20:06:00] Cail Durris: *looks to the book briefly, his face mostly expressionless- he flips the pages backwards a bit, about two dozen entries - each as angrily written as the last- quite obviously his di- journal* [Fri Oct 20 20:07:20] Salina Marshall: *leans over cail's shoulder and places her hand on the book, stopping him from turning the page so she can read it briefly* [Fri Oct 20 20:07:34] Salina Marshall: I never knew you wrote one of these. [Fri Oct 20 20:08:17] Cail Durris: *scowls, shrugs slightly* I needed balance. [Fri Oct 20 20:08:30] Salina Marshall: Between shouting at me and the desk? [Fri Oct 20 20:08:37] Cail Durris: Basically. [Fri Oct 20 20:08:38] Salina Marshall: mm I suppose it works. [Fri Oct 20 20:09:08] Salina Marshall: So what're you going to try and do? [Fri Oct 20 20:09:32] Cail Durris: I already said. [Fri Oct 20 20:09:44] Salina Marshall: *puts her arm across cail's back and gives him a hug* [Fri Oct 20 20:10:11] Salina Marshall: I know but, still. [Fri Oct 20 20:10:57] Cail Durris: *lifts a hand and sets it on her forearm, gives it a slight squeeze and furrwos his brow* Don't lead me on. [Fri Oct 20 20:11:23] Salina Marshall: *she chuckles and retracts her arm eventually* coming from you [Fri Oct 20 20:12:19] Cail Durris: *rubs his face tiredly, scowls* Do I have a history of lying? [Fri Oct 20 20:12:22] Salina Marshall: Feel free to harrass Alex Archibald for information, he's extremely busy and it'll help lots if we add more to his workload [Fri Oct 20 20:12:42] Salina Marshall: Yes, I think so [Fri Oct 20 20:12:52] Salina Marshall: It's usually covered in a few mumbles and something offensive [Fri Oct 20 20:13:07] Cail Durris: *scowls* i must have missed it then. [Fri Oct 20 20:13:33] Salina Marshall: I don't know, you may not have been paying attention [Fri Oct 20 20:14:19] Cail Durris: *scowls* I haven't lied. [Fri Oct 20 20:14:27] Salina Marshall: You never know. [Fri Oct 20 20:14:33] Salina Marshall: I do it all the time [Fri Oct 20 20:14:46] Cail Durris: *scowls* I've figured that much. [Fri Oct 20 20:15:35] Cail Durris: *turns his head to get a better look at her* What do you want? [Fri Oct 20 20:15:59] Salina Marshall: hm, I wish people would remember my name *she mutters absently to herself* [Fri Oct 20 20:16:07] Salina Marshall: Not much, just seeing how you are. [Fri Oct 20 20:16:59] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow* I'm not bloody calling you 'Sally'. [Fri Oct 20 20:17:07] Salina Marshall: Not you, Alex [Fri Oct 20 20:17:11] Cail Durris: Hrmph. [Fri Oct 20 20:17:53] Salina Marshall: Just don't call me Salina and I don't care [Fri Oct 20 20:18:21] Salina Marshall: *reaches to pick up cail's diary from the desk* [Fri Oct 20 20:18:40] Cail Durris: *scowls, sets a hand on it, pins it down* [Fri Oct 20 20:18:59] Salina Marshall: Oh come on [Fri Oct 20 20:19:10] Salina Marshall: Let me have a look. [Fri Oct 20 20:19:12] Cail Durris: *looks at her in agitation* [Fri Oct 20 20:19:30] Cail Durris: Hell no. *pulls the desk drawer open and stuffs it in* [Fri Oct 20 20:19:46] Salina Marshall: *grins at cail and reaches up with her hands, pulling the edges of his mouth apart in a rather bad fake smile* [Fri Oct 20 20:19:50] Salina Marshall: go on... [Fri Oct 20 20:20:14] Cail Durris: *glowers, unamused* [Fri Oct 20 20:20:30] Salina Marshall: Fine captain awkward [Fri Oct 20 20:20:37] Salina Marshall: I'll just read it when you're in bed [Fri Oct 20 20:21:05] Salina Marshall: *continues grinning at cail, clasping hands behind her back* [Fri Oct 20 20:21:21] Cail Durris: *glowers* Don't. [Fri Oct 20 20:21:41] Salina Marshall: I bet there's nothing in it [Fri Oct 20 20:22:27] Cail Durris: *grunts* I bet you don't need to know either way. [Fri Oct 20 20:22:37] Salina Marshall: Go on, prove me wrong [Fri Oct 20 20:22:44] Salina Marshall: read me an entry [Fri Oct 20 20:22:54] Cail Durris: No. [Fri Oct 20 20:23:31] Salina Marshall: oh come on.. [Fri Oct 20 20:23:48] Salina Marshall: Okay what's going in today's entry? [Fri Oct 20 20:24:06] Cail Durris: *glowers at her* [Fri Oct 20 20:24:16] Salina Marshall: Anything about me? [Fri Oct 20 20:24:20] Salina Marshall: hm? hm? [Fri Oct 20 20:24:25] Cail Durris: Don't flatter yourself. [Fri Oct 20 20:24:32] Salina Marshall: *laughs quietly* [Fri Oct 20 20:24:48] Salina Marshall: Why not? I've not had a whistle for a while [Fri Oct 20 20:25:12] Salina Marshall: *shakes head, fluttering hair around as she continues laughing* [Fri Oct 20 20:25:45] Cail Durris: *watches her seriously, scowling* [Fri Oct 20 20:26:00] Salina Marshall: I can flatter myself all I want. [Fri Oct 20 20:31:34] Cail Durris: *shrugs eventually, looks away* [Fri Oct 20 20:31:58] Salina Marshall: What? whats up with you now? [Fri Oct 20 20:32:46] Cail Durris: *furrows his brow* [Fri Oct 20 20:33:01] Cail Durris: I'm tired of being alone down here, Marshall. [Fri Oct 20 20:33:40] Salina Marshall: There are lots of people down here [Fri Oct 20 20:34:10] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Fri Oct 20 20:34:55] Salina Marshall: *squeeses cail's shoulder lightly* [Fri Oct 20 20:36:32] Cail Durris: *glowers and shrugs, glances up towards the roof briefly* [Fri Oct 20 20:36:59] Salina Marshall: I know what you mean, I'm just bieng nieve [Fri Oct 20 20:37:33] Cail Durris: You're dodging the issue as usual. [Fri Oct 20 20:37:42] Salina Marshall: mm. [Fri Oct 20 20:38:32] Salina Marshall: nothing wrong with that [Fri Oct 20 20:39:45] Cail Durris: *scowls* It's just agitating as all hell. *turns to face her, looking annoyed* So stop. Just bloody make it obvious. If you're interested, then god damn say so. If you're not, then just leave. Don't lead me on. [Fri Oct 20 20:40:02] Cail Durris: *turns away and rubs his head* I'm sick of games. [Fri Oct 20 20:40:54] Salina Marshall: *looks at cail, straight and level, leaving plenty of time for dramatic pause. Afterwards, she raises one eyebrow and then smiles at him* [Fri Oct 20 20:42:09] Cail Durris: *regards her blandly* [Fri Oct 20 20:42:24] Salina Marshall: I don't know what I want, and I don't know if you have time for work and relations. [Fri Oct 20 20:42:49] Cail Durris: *shrugs slightly* I've got all the time in the world. [Fri Oct 20 20:43:57] Salina Marshall: *leans forward and kisses cail on his forehead, leaning back to smile at him* we'll see. [Fri Oct 20 20:44:14] Salina Marshall: You go back to writing that little diary of yours. [Fri Oct 20 20:44:21] Salina Marshall: I look forward to hearing what you've put. [Fri Oct 20 20:44:27] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Fri Oct 20 20:44:27] Salina Marshall: *ruffles his hair and heads off*

Very effectively dramatic, especially when it's read knowing that he's gone.

A short while ago, I was alternating my apparel around Gibbon Meldron, played by Kotenku. Immediately, he sent me the following tell, paraphrased but the point remains.

[tell] Gibbon Meldron: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have gotten that nudity override.

*blinks on how long this has been going on*

hehe I used to love mine and cail's conversations. So much fun to re-read.

LowestOfAllSinners I cant stop laughing

Clearly when I said that it was the very last one there'll be, I meant the very last Sally+Cail log!

Here's one of my fondest memories. Cail gained the recommendation of Sergeant Greyward. Even if Cail never really idolized the guy, I definitely do still. He was amazingly cool. It's a shame _Sidekick isn't really around nowadays.

[Sun Feb 12 19:01:22] The voice of Julian Lancaster echoes through your head as you receive a message: The Pissing Crone proudly invites every citizen and adventures to enjoy one night of celebration. [Sun Feb 12 19:02:29] Cail Durris: *nods* [Sun Feb 12 19:02:30] Snazral Bertlebe: I saw the sarge about [Sun Feb 12 19:02:34] Cail Durris: Did you? [Sun Feb 12 19:02:44] Snazral Bertlebe: Yeah I warn you thought he's got a temper [Sun Feb 12 19:02:44] Rueth Greyward: Private Bertlebe. [Sun Feb 12 19:02:47] Snazral Bertlebe: *jumps* [Sun Feb 12 19:02:50] Rueth Greyward: Who's that then? [Sun Feb 12 19:02:55] Snazral Bertlebe: Sir! [Sun Feb 12 19:02:56] Cail Durris: *raises an eyebrow* [Sun Feb 12 19:03:04] Snazral Bertlebe: He's a watch hopeful, sir. Cail Durris [Sun Feb 12 19:03:12] Cail Durris: *scowling* [Sun Feb 12 19:03:19] The voice of Beggar echoes through your head as you receive a message: Everybody come to the Crone to hear the guv speak! Good times fer all! [Sun Feb 12 19:03:23] Rueth Greyward: Has he lost his tongue Private? Surely he can talk for himself. [Sun Feb 12 19:03:43] Cail Durris: I've been told repeatedly to seek your recommendation. [Sun Feb 12 19:04:05] Rueth Greyward: Well I'll hear you out. [Sun Feb 12 19:04:06] Rueth Greyward: Come. [Sun Feb 12 19:04:44] Rueth Greyward: Take a seat then. [Sun Feb 12 19:04:59] Rueth Greyward: [Tosses his helm upon the table] [Sun Feb 12 19:05:30] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Sun Feb 12 19:05:42] Rueth Greyward: Something on your mind boy? [Sun Feb 12 19:05:52] Cail Durris: I was expecting questions. [Sun Feb 12 19:06:23] Rueth Greyward: [Waves a hand dismissively] Let's save time. You know what questions I'm about to ask, so why don't you just tell me what I want to hear. [Sun Feb 12 19:06:30] Rueth Greyward: Why do you wish to join the Watch? [Sun Feb 12 19:06:57] Cail Durris: To serve the city. [Sun Feb 12 19:07:01] Cail Durris: To have a duty to perform. [Sun Feb 12 19:07:22] Rueth Greyward: [Rests both hands upon the back of the chair] So does it matter one bit what that duty is? Or you just serve out of blind obedience? [Sun Feb 12 19:07:32] Howland : [Shout] -- various filthy looking characters spread throughout upper and lower sanctuary shouting about how everyone should head to the Pissing Crone to hear a speech -- [Sun Feb 12 19:08:20] Cail Durris: *scowling* It isn't blind obediance. [Sun Feb 12 19:08:54] Rueth Greyward: What is it then boy? [Sun Feb 12 19:09:49] Cail Durris: Duty is purpose, and purpose is life. But I wouldn't devote myself to something I don't believe in. [Sun Feb 12 19:10:27] Rueth Greyward: You've military experience? [Sun Feb 12 19:11:04] Cail Durris: I served my years as Captain of the Guard to a Noble in Waterdeep. [Sun Feb 12 19:11:43] Rueth Greyward: Well if you sign up, you'll be dirt once more. Don't let your former rank get to your head, it's meaningless down here. [Sun Feb 12 19:11:56] Cail Durris: *scowls and stands* [Sun Feb 12 19:12:04] Cail Durris: I have no intention to be dirt for long. [Sun Feb 12 19:12:16] Rueth Greyward: Sit down boy, we're not finished. [Sun Feb 12 19:12:44] Cail Durris: I'm not going anywhere. But I prefer to stand. [Sun Feb 12 19:12:48] Rueth Greyward: Your rank and insignia were stripped when you were shackled. What you do have is experience and that's more valuable than any petty decorations. [Sun Feb 12 19:13:07] Snazral Bertlebe: Sir myself and Private Marshall are going to dress as civilians and moniter whats going on in lower. [Sun Feb 12 19:13:28] Rueth Greyward: Keep your heads down, I don't want another brawl occuring. [Sun Feb 12 19:13:33] Snazral Bertlebe: Yes sir [Sun Feb 12 19:13:46] Rueth Greyward: *to Cail* Where are you presently staying? [Sun Feb 12 19:14:10] Cail Durris: The Rock Bottom. [Sun Feb 12 19:14:03] Cail Durris: *scowls* I -- *glances at Snazral, then back to Rueth* I didn't get anywhere by speaking pretty. I know the value of skill. [Sun Feb 12 19:14:56] Rueth Greyward: True enough, your mother must have been a hideous old hag boy. [Sun Feb 12 19:15:12] Rueth Greyward: [Snorts with brief mirth] Nonetheless, you may just have what it takes. [Sun Feb 12 19:15:13] Cail Durris: *shrugs* [Sun Feb 12 19:15:45] Rueth Greyward: Listen, you planning on listening to that pack of sycophants in the Crone? [Sun Feb 12 19:15:58] Cail Durris: I had no intention to. [Sun Feb 12 19:16:25] Rueth Greyward: Meet me at the Sanctuary Arena within the hour. Bring your weapons. [Sun Feb 12 19:16:34] Cail Durris: *raises an eyebrow* [Sun Feb 12 19:16:44] Cail Durris: *scowls and nods* Alright. [Sun Feb 12 19:17:03] Cail Durris: *turns toward the door, glances back at Rueth* [Sun Feb 12 19:17:15] Rueth Greyward: Let's see if you still know your way about a blade. Whilst those fools in the Basement coo one another with sweet nothings, we'll do as men and debate with steel. [Sun Feb 12 19:17:20] Rueth Greyward: That's all for now.

---Exactly one IG hour later, at the Arena---

[Sun Feb 12 19:22:03] Cail Durris: *leaning casually against the wall* [Sun Feb 12 19:22:05] Rueth Greyward: What's your favoured weapon boy? [Sun Feb 12 19:22:19] Cail Durris: *glances down at a longsword sheathed at his side* [Sun Feb 12 19:22:32] Rueth Greyward: Keep it sheathed. We fight with training staves. [Sun Feb 12 19:22:36] Rueth Greyward: [Tosses him a staff] [Sun Feb 12 19:22:38] Cail Durris: *raises an eyebrow* [Sun Feb 12 19:22:42] Acquired Item: Quarterstaff [Sun Feb 12 19:22:52] Cail Durris: Hrm. [Sun Feb 12 19:23:22] Rueth Greyward: You fought for your freedom with nothing but flesh and bone. You cannot always rely on a ready blade. [Sun Feb 12 19:23:27] Rueth Greyward: [Gestures him forwards] Have at me. [Sun Feb 12 19:23:35] Cail Durris: Hrm. [Sun Feb 12 19:23:50] Rueth Greyward: [Sets both feet firm in the dirt, holding out the stave defensively] [Sun Feb 12 19:23:51] Cail Durris: *steps forward a bit, then swings* [Sun Feb 12 19:24:04] Rueth Greyward: Again, faster man! [Sun Feb 12 19:24:17] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Sun Feb 12 19:24:24] Rueth Greyward: You're not even trying, slow and clumsy. [Sun Feb 12 19:24:28] Rueth Greyward: [Parries the blow aside] [Sun Feb 12 19:24:41] Cail Durris: *sneers* [Sun Feb 12 19:24:58] Cail Durris: *Scores several hits in quick succession, scoring an especially hard hit on Greyward* [Sun Feb 12 19:24:58] Rueth Greyward: [Holds his staff downwards] Capital. [Sun Feb 12 19:25:30] Rueth Greyward: Good show boy. It's a welcome change. [Sun Feb 12 19:25:47] Rueth Greyward: [Tighens the straps of his armour] Hell, you may just have made me bleed. [Sun Feb 12 19:25:55] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Sun Feb 12 19:26:11] Rueth Greyward: [Absently runs his fingers over an amulet about his neck, pulling it from beneath his armour] [Sun Feb 12 19:26:12] Rueth Greyward uses Spellguard Defender Amulet [Sun Feb 12 19:26:20] Cail Durris: Appreciate the comment, but I'm not looking for praise. [Sun Feb 12 19:26:49] Rueth Greyward: [A brief, guttural laugh] You'll not find me licking your boots, boy. Have at me! [Lunges forwards] ---A few minutes of heated combat--- [Sun Feb 12 19:27:41] Cail Durris: *fights defensively* [Sun Feb 12 19:28:08] Rueth Greyward: [Swings in wide arcs] Hell, you're an elusive one aren't you boy? [Sun Feb 12 19:28:20] Cail Durris: It'll take more than speed to hit me. *brushing hits aside* ---They battle for a while longer, before Rueth scores a hard hit--- [Sun Feb 12 19:29:21] Cail Durris: **Winded** [Sun Feb 12 19:29:30] Cail Durris: *goes down scowling* [Sun Feb 12 19:29:31] Rueth Greyward: [Places his stave tip to Cail's back] [Sun Feb 12 19:29:38] TheManComesAround has joined as a player.. [Sun Feb 12 19:29:55] Rueth Greyward: Like a stubborn rothe, it was inevitable but you fought tooth and nail on the way. [Sun Feb 12 19:30:10] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Sun Feb 12 19:30:24] Rueth Greyward: They taught you a thing or two in Waterdeep, didn't they? [Sun Feb 12 19:30:46] Cail Durris: *shrugs slightly* [Sun Feb 12 19:30:59] Rueth Greyward: See if you can't use that belt knife at your waist then. [Sun Feb 12 19:31:06] Rueth Greyward: [Tosses the stave to the ground] [Sun Feb 12 19:31:21] Cail Durris: *tosses the stave to the side* [Sun Feb 12 19:32:12] Cail Durris: *scowls* [Sun Feb 12 19:32:21] Rueth Greyward: Draw blood boy, let it drip through the dirt atop the brows of those fools in the Basement. [Sneers] They can debate bureacracy all they want, but the trade of blades is as old as time itself. [leaps forward, attacking Cail] [Sun Feb 12 19:33:35] Cail Durris: *sneers as he connects with a hard blow against Rueth's face* [Sun Feb 12 19:33:37] Rueth Greyward: [Steps back, breaking blades, he unhooks a hammer from his belt] Good show. [Spitting out a trace of blood from his mouth] [Sun Feb 12 19:34:31] Cail Durris: *switches to swinging and hitting defensively* [Sun Feb 12 19:34:37] Rueth Greyward: You're on your last legs boy. [Sun Feb 12 19:34:45] Rueth Greyward: Savour it before you fall face first in the dirt. [Sun Feb 12 19:34:51] Cail Durris: Like hell. [Sun Feb 12 19:34:54] Cail Durris : *takes a step back, gives Rueth the finger, snarls a few words* Come on, shithead! [Sun Feb 12 19:34:54] Cail Durris : Taunt : *success* : (20 + 5 = 25 vs. DC: 6) [Sun Feb 12 19:35:05] Rueth Greyward: [closes the distance and bashes Cail hard over the head] [Sun Feb 12 19:34:58] Cail Durris: **Winded** [Sun Feb 12 19:35:04] Cail Durris: *thuds to the ground with a loud grunt* [Sun Feb 12 19:35:05] Rueth Greyward: Stubborn till the end. [Sun Feb 12 19:35:13] Rueth Greyward: [Places a boot in the small of Cail's back] [Sun Feb 12 19:35:31] Rueth Greyward: [Pushes firmly down upon his back] Taste that? [Sun Feb 12 19:35:40] Rueth Greyward: That's a lesson well learnt boy. [Sun Feb 12 19:36:05] Rueth Greyward: As is this! [Swings in a wide arc] Never lose your guard, the enemy will give you no such luxury. [Sun Feb 12 19:36:10] Cail Durris: **Winded** [Sun Feb 12 19:36:30] Rueth Greyward: We'll make a soldier of you yet. [Sun Feb 12 19:36:40] Cail Durris: *growls* [Sun Feb 12 19:37:50] Rueth Greyward: [Pushes down firmly with his heel] [Sun Feb 12 19:38:15] Cail Durris: *low groan* [Sun Feb 12 19:38:30] Cail Durris: *is down on the ground, makes a swing for Rueth's leg, trying to knock him over* [Sun Feb 12 19:38:42] Rueth Greyward: *roll discipline check* [Sun Feb 12 19:38:43] Rueth Greyward: Discipline Check, Roll: 5 + Modifier: 13 = 18 [Sun Feb 12 19:38:53] Cail Durris: *roll Strength Check* [Sun Feb 12 19:38:53] Cail Durris: Strength Check, Roll: 5 + Modifier: 2 = 7 [Sun Feb 12 19:39:02] Rueth Greyward: [Regains his step, stepping aside] [Sun Feb 12 19:39:10] Rueth Greyward: Thought you had me boy? [Sun Feb 12 19:39:17] Rueth Greyward: [Swings a boot into Cail's side] [Sun Feb 12 19:39:32] Rueth Greyward: [Kicks him hard in the ribs] [Sun Feb 12 19:39:40] Rueth Greyward: For that boy, you may just have earned my recommendation. [Sun Feb 12 19:39:43] Cail Durris: *low groan* [Sun Feb 12 19:39:49] Rueth Greyward: [A brief, guttural bark of a life] [Sun Feb 12 19:40:05] Cail Durris: *sits up onto a knee* [Sun Feb 12 19:40:09] Rueth Greyward: Tenacious pup, you'll make a soldier if you don't kill yourself first. [Sun Feb 12 19:40:23] Cail Durris: I have no intention of dying. [Sun Feb 12 19:40:51] Rueth Greyward: We never intend to give our enemies such pleasure, eh? [Sun Feb 12 19:40:53] Rueth Greyward: We'll see. [Sun Feb 12 19:41:12] Cail Durris: Hrm. [Sun Feb 12 19:41:15] Rueth Greyward: Until swords part boy. By chance the next time we'll speak, you'll be in uniform. [Sun Feb 12 19:41:25] Cail Durris: *sheathes his sword*

seriously. how do you keep track of all this?

By memory.

Alstromeria and I were talking about a character which I played on efu, by the name of Vendrigaul Drexis. We got to talking about what would happen if Vendrigaul and Bern 'got bizzay'

It's only really that funny if you knew Vendrigraul, but whatever!

<Illuminaughty> We could RP the conception <alstromeria> XD <Illuminaughty> "I will lay this holy instrument into you with the ferver and ferocity of a thousand blaring suns, your thighs will quiver like an army of men standing against me, you will know pleasure as my pelvis assaults you with unending passion! <alstromeria> AHAHAHAHAHA <Illuminaughty> That's how Vendrigaul gets it on <alstromeria> hawt. <Illuminaughty> Indeed. <Illuminaughty> I am so awesome <alstromeria> it's very hawt. <Illuminaughty> Corellon, grant my massive instrument of fertility the power to vanquish the virginity of a thousand maidens, lend me strength enough to endure through the endless toil which I burden myself with as I plant my elven seed forever into the very essence of this ravenous beauty beset before me! <Illuminaughty> I will strike into your loins with the utmost precision as to inflict a passionate wail that would shake even the dead, my hips imbued with the ancestral fury of my ancestors will annihilate your very ability to stand upright in a dazzling display and tribute to Corellon. * alstromeria laughs hysterically <Illuminaughty> after days of unending passion and lust, I will finally unleash a sparkling stream of corellon, to douse you in his very essence, to permeate you from head to toe in his holiness, and to instill the utmost tranquility betwixt us. <alstromeria> lawl <Illuminaughty> I kind of enjoy writing that >_> <alstromeria> XD I'm not surprised

illuminaughty It's only really that funny if you knew Vendrigraul, but whatever!

But for those who didn't know him, imagine, if you dare, a character who talks like that all the time. While slaying rats in the sewers. During scripted quests. When ordering a pint from the serving wench. Everywhere.

My only hope is that Vendrigraul is finally *ahem* out of your system.

My only hope is that Vendrigraul is finally *ahem* out of your system.

No, no! More! Encore! Make another one, I wanna see. He sounds fantastic.

god, Illum, tell me your a fast typer, or i'd NEVER be able to RP with you >.>.

I tried to do something like that with Nalarolm "Nym" Elglass, no surprize he's dead now...

[01:59:02] Salina Marshall: Well done, though I'd have liked that to have gone a little smoother, it was an overall sucess [01:59:15] Salina Marshall: Since the rat was mostly occupied with me [01:59:24] Salina Marshall: If it had gone for all of you, you'd be in trouble [01:59:39] Salina Marshall: you have to Constantly keep moving behind it [01:59:54] Merle Barer: *writing notes* [02:00:15] Amelorfin Meline: *Nods once* I stuck a few arrows in it's leg, which helped briefly. It was still able to move quite fast magically. [02:00:31] draigy has left as a player.. [02:00:37] Salina Marshall: They use speed and sharp spiking attacks to take down their prey [02:00:45] Salina Marshall: They can not hold out in a long time period [02:00:58] Salina Marshall: So they flee [02:01:09] Amelorfin Meline: *nods* Many guerilla tactics are the same, yes. [02:01:17] [02:01:21] Salina Marshall: I've never fought a Guerilla [02:01:42] Salina Marshall: Have you? [02:01:50] Merle Barer: whats a Guerilla? [02:01:57] Salina Marshall: Some sort of large hairy man [02:02:09] Amelorfin Meline: I-*Pinches the bridge of his nose briefly, moving it to his goatee* Guerilla warfare is a form of tactics. [02:02:11] Merle Barer: oh you mean like Gloinar? [02:02:13] Amelorfin Meline: Mostly used by Drow raiding parties. [02:02:14] Salina Marshall: Well, actually I believe their a species of dwarf [02:02:31] Salina Marshall: Tree dwarves. It's almost an oxymoron [02:02:42] Amelorfin Meline: Hit and run, poison and wait, traps and ambush. [02:02:42] Merle Barer: really? [02:02:53] Amelorfin Meline: It is how a smaller group deals with larger unsuspecting ones. [02:03:00] Salina Marshall: mhm. Imagine a dwarf with long arms, covered in hair. [02:03:32] Merle Barer: *falls over laughing* [02:03:37] Glaran Lutgen: *gently closes the door* [02:03:49] Salina Marshall: So anyway. [02:03:53] Glaran Lutgen: Never, ever, get that guy angry again [02:04:07] Salina Marshall: I'll try not to. [02:04:25] Salina Marshall: *yawns into her hand* [02:04:25] Merle Barer: *laughing so hard tears are coming out* [02:04:33] Glaran Lutgen: Whats so funny? [02:04:41] keyska has left as a player.. [02:04:41] Salina Marshall: We were discussing the battle tactics of tree dwarves [02:04:51] Glaran Lutgen: *winces* is there even such a thing? [02:04:53] Salina Marshall: *she says quite seriously* [02:05:03] Salina Marshall: Oh yes, they're called Gerrillers [02:05:10] chee21 has left as a player.. [02:05:10] Salina Marshall: Completely hairy [02:05:13] Salina Marshall: With longer arms [02:05:34] Amelorfin Meline: *Sighs softly and shakes his head* I've held a small interview with Sergeant Fawkes, and have left word with the Sheriff of my Interest in enlisting. [02:05:47] Merle Barer: *manages to stop laughing* [02:05:58] Salina Marshall: Ah so you're not looking for a chat but how it's going? hm I don't know [02:06:03] Salina Marshall: Let me see if anythign has been added [02:06:05] Salina Marshall: What is your name? [02:06:11] Amelorfin Meline: Amelorfin meline [02:06:19] Salina Marshall: *looks over the shelves* [02:06:29] Glaran Lutgen: *face remains impassive of the thing on the tree dwarves* [02:06:46] Merle Barer: *wipes away the tears* [02:07:03] Glaran Lutgen: *slumps into chair* [02:07:16] Salina Marshall: hm nothing on you here [02:07:26] Salina Marshall: *leans on the lecturn*

Westly Brown: [Talk] yeh know, he talked alota shite to meh, and ah had a feller peg im in tha back of tha head with a turd. bastard

[14:08] * Linelle waves her magical girl wand around at Sternhund, calling upon the forces of stars, rainbows, and true love to banish Sternhund into a thousand shattering pieces in his gay transvestite evil guy outfit, causing him to disappear bloodlessly <Sternhund> That was awesome. <Sternhund> Except for the part where I disappear

Well done, Nightfire.

Fish...You had to remember that conversation of Tree dwarves...

<MrSelfDestruct> wtf is cornish? <Lathain|Away> ..It's a race of ibeciles. <MrSelfDestruct> wtf is an ibecile!

5:34pm <@Ladocicea> Europe does everything better. 5:34pm <RwG|Concept> Except Dentistry

<Ladocicea> And student-ish crap. Bongs and stuff. <JasedeNone|Food> What is a bong? <Snoteye> MrSelfDestruct.

The full interview of the Herald for the paper.

I have not laughed so hard while playing NWN before of since.

Ninja Edit: Herald played by Illuminaughty and his twisted mind.

Herald Jafar: MmmmMrmmm? Thrania Sureshadow: Herald Jafar? Herald Jafar: Yes, my dear? Thrania Sureshadow: Thrania Sureshadow, Sanctuary times Thrania Sureshadow: *offers a hand* Herald Jafar: I see.. *extends a hand, it is slightly sticky and smells of sickly sweet fruit* Thrania Sureshadow: I won't take much of your... *looks at the hand and grimaces but shakes it a little anyway* time Thrania Sureshadow: We are doing a small piece on you and I would like to ask you a few questions Herald Jafar: Good. I'm a busy man. *appears to have a notebook and pen near by, the notebook is open and contains various drawings of Jafar in the passionate embrace of various baked goods.* Thrania Sureshadow: Also, just to check a fact, how long have you had the position of Herald? Herald Jafar: Hmm... Since I won the pie eating contest of 1369, I'd wager. Thrania Sureshadow: Indeed? Interesting you note the date by the pie eating contest Thrania Sureshadow: did pie play a large roll in your life? Herald Jafar: *picks up the notebook and pen, doodling obliviously to the fact that you can clearly see that he is depicting himself in a ferverous dance, hand in hand with a steaming pie* Herald Jafar: Is that some sort of fat joke? Herald Jafar: I don't much like fat jokes. Thrania Sureshadow: oh no not at all! Thrania Sureshadow: It is just... Thrania Sureshadow: I... Herald Jafar: I don't know why everyone gets this idea that I love pie! Absolute falsehood. *continues doodling, plentiful pies of every denomination populate the pages, a cacopheny of fruit and delicious flavor no doubt* Thrania Sureshadow: But, we have watched your office Master Herald Thrania Sureshadow: We've seen you take deliveries of many many pies over the course of a day Thrania Sureshadow: so... many... pies... Herald Jafar: What?! *waves his arms around vaguely as if upset, pie tins flung in every which direction from the confines of his robe* Thrania Sureshadow: I... Thrania Sureshadow: I mean... I would agree with you that pie is a most delicious thing Thrania Sureshadow: But.... is it... <that> delicious? Herald Jafar: You.. what? *apparently distracted by the metaphorical waterfall of baked goods that almost pours off the page, his sketches are detailed and the pies themselves almost leap from them. They are only marred by a thin spattering of dough and fruit* Herald Jafar: *he begins licking the notebook voraciously* Is this going to take much longer?! Thrania Sureshadow: Are notebooks delicious too? Thrania Sureshadow: ... may I see your notebook a moment Herald? Herald Jafar: Noteboo-- What?! *quickly stows the book behind his bulksome self* Whatever do you mean? *The rattling of pie tins can be heard from within the robe* Thrania Sureshadow: Would you say what you have borders on an addiction to pie? Herald Jafar: I don't want it. I just need it. Thrania Sureshadow: Need it? I do believe you may be in need of some help Master Herald Herald Jafar: What, this is absurd, I can quit whenever I want. *sneaks a slice out from inside his robe* Thrania Sureshadow: You're eating pie now! Thrania Sureshadow: Look! Right there! *points* Herald Jafar: I am not, I just wanted to smell it.. and, you know.. maybe.. lick it a little bit.. and .. just a taste.. *slowly moves the pie into his face, a romantic embrace usually saved for entwined lovers. Thrania Sureshadow: *Thrania's face takes on a look that is a mixture of mild confusion and sheer horror* Herald Jafar: MmmrmmmappphhhhmMMmmmmmrpphahaaahhhhhrommmmphahahhhhhhmmrmmm Herald Jafar: *in a mere moment the pie is nothing but crumbles left on his beard, a look of sheer extacy plastered on his face* Thrania Sureshadow: So... *looks immensely disturbed* So if you could... would you give up the p-pie? Herald Jafar: Just.. Just one more piece, Jafar.. no, no.. too much today. Herald Jafar: I could, if I wanted to Herald Jafar: What?! Ayame: miss Noli at the rock bottom gave me a pie to give to you... Herald Jafar: YESSSS!!! Herald Jafar: Give it to me! Herald Jafar: I .. I need it. Herald Jafar: Give me that pie! Thrania Sureshadow: *backs away* Thrania Sureshadow: Don't give it to him! Ayame: uhh? Thrania Sureshadow: He's had enough Ayame: what... going on? Herald Jafar: *claws awkwardly forward* Into my mouth.. Just, yess!! I need a taste. Herald Jafar: Just a .. just a taste.. Thrania Sureshadow: Ah! Ayame: *backs away* Herald Jafar: Mmmmrrpphh!! *smacks his lips disgustingly* Thrania Sureshadow: Herald, I think you need a break from pie Ayame: well... he likes his pie... Herald Jafar: I do.. Like.. it. Herald Jafar: Now.. Now give it to me. Thrania Sureshadow: *sigh* Well Ayame: alright... Thrania Sureshadow: thankyou for your time either way Herald Herald Jafar: Yes.. perhaps I will pillage it's peaches, or ravage it's rasberries! I will unlock it's secrets!!! Thrania Sureshadow: Good... Good Dark Herald Jafar... look out for your piece in the paper... soon Thrania Sureshadow: *shudders and leaves very quickly* Ayame: *hands over the pie greenly*

Yes, yes yes yes! I am so awesome.

I am blown away.

"MmmrmmmappphhhhmMMmmmmmrpphahaaahhhhhrommmmphahahhhhhhmmrmmm" is probably the best onomatopoeia I have ever heard.

While speaking down in the Spellguard Tower Workshop, we were in a deep conversation when...

Contego Ferrington: [Talk] Then to fire her is an entirely different matter... Prototype Riddle Animatron: [Talk] *bzzrt* You got it! The answer is... 'Fire'. Prototype Riddle Animatron: [Talk] Next riddle... You can see nothing else When you look in my face I will look you in the eye And I will never lie. Some Dude: [Tell] XD Contego Ferrington: [Talk] [Peers over to the riddle animatron] Some Dude: [Talk] [glances over to the animatron] Contego Ferrington: [Tell] XD That RULED

the Herald Jafar quote was hilarious.

Hahah, the Riddler should be our Personnel Manager, he knows how to get things done!

Haha, that Herald conversation could so be a Monthy Python scetch, it's that good.

[06:42] <Sternhund> Emo poetry time! [06:42] <Sternhund> My life is like a dark dank cell, [06:42] <Sternhund> And you are a crack in the wall, [06:43] <Sternhund> Though it may not be much, [06:43] <Sternhund> Every morning you give about an hour of sunlight to bask in beforet he sun moves, [06:43] <Sternhund> and darkness fills the room again. [06:43] <Sternhund> *bows* [06:43] <FiveFeet> I'd applaud, but I've an inkling that I've to snap my fingers instead. [06:43] <Wiggyboy> ...I'm going to reach through this screen and strangle you, Sternhund. [06:43] * Linelle cries a single tear [06:43] <Linelle> Soo sad.

In all actuality I jacked that off of a myspace, so please don't give me credit for that!

<Arkov> I have scaled back my expectations for the new AI. <Arkov> I was unimpressed with some of the "teamwork" in my test runs. <Arkov> They would line up all the frontliners, get the mage behind them, and then have the mage cast Burning Hands.

In regards to illegal spellcasting and the pedestal in the Spellguard Tower:

[05:40] <Lance|Away> What I like doing is watching the pedestal.. then suddenly it stops. [05:40] <Lance|Away> You're like "Hah, dead."

<TRB> I've got to cram for an exam already! <alstromeria> Kinky.

<MA> I remember when the spider caves encounters all respawned whenever someone entered. <MA> Woe to the party in the middle of the caves when someone dared enter! <MA> WAAAAH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! ARG, THE POISON, NOO! *crawls trying to flee*

<ExileStrife> I just found out that there is a city near my own, where instead of dropping a giant ball (like in times square) to celebrate new years, they drop a large carp, the fish, from a crane.

<Inquisitor> I remember coming across dHolts first Sharran Monk in the tunnels, squatting over an idol of Shar <Inquisitor> And my Drow was like, "WHat's u--" *Gets punched in the face* <Inquisitor> Then I acid arrowed and he bled to death outside the transition <.>

<Mylin|TrAnCeD> My first PC on EfU lasted for 6 days, and then her buddies fed her to the Appetite <Inquisitor> 30 minutes after making Ivandur I charged a goblin invasion on the lower bridge. <Inquisitor> Then respawned

<Kotenku> I think I finally realize where I've been going wrong with my characters. <Kotenku> I suck at being a leader. <Mylin|TrAnCeD> making them? <Mylin|TrAnCeD> oh... <Terry|Found> You do. <Mylin|TrAnCeD> that too

<Mylin|TrAnCeD> and just started vicious genocide on all the people of Lower <Mylin|TrAnCeD> because...they are red! <Terry|Found> I claim credit for that <Terry|Found> Tane started massacring civilians. <Kotenku> Cail was leading that assault. <Terry|Found> No, Tane was definitly leading that.

Indeed that quote was awesome...Here's a rather bad, but humorous quote, to remeber Shank, who died, but may return. Sorry Ruza, I can't remeber your char's name.

Dwarf (as she and Shank go to slay and Earth Elemental): Let's go kick his ass. Shank: What is ass? Dwarf: You sit on it! Shank: Oh, Shank not knows that. Earth Elemental: *blows up a chair* Shank: Hey! You blow up Shank's ass!

lol I remember that. Later on we sat in the Blue Mushroom on the mushroom chairs, and Shank said "oh, nice asses." or something :)

<Calculor> Ilmater is super freaky. <Calculor> "Hey guys! Hit me. I want your pain. I want it. Seriously. Kick me in the junk. I want your pain!" <Kotenku> "Err. Is he serious?" <Kotenku> "Gyuh! Run away, run away!" <Calculor> "You son of a bitch! Don't walk away! Kick me in the junk!" <Calculor> "I have to suffer for you. Make me SUFFFERRR!!!"

Last Thursday I went to the bowling alley to see Earl. Earl owed me like twenty bucks but he wasn't there. You know where he was? City Morgue, man. Earl's dead. He's dead, man. I'm not even kidding. But he left a message for me at his place. Here's the last thing he ever

* Inquisitor has joined #Ilmater <Inquisitor> Hmhm <lovethesuit> yo <Inquisitor> You tell that rat bastard that Inquisitor was looking for him. <Inquisitor> Got it?! <Inquisitor> DO YOU GOT IT?! <Inquisitor> ... Bitches. * Inquisitor has left #Ilmater <|Terry|> -__

-------LATER-------

<lovethesuit> yo man <lovethesuit> what you want? <lovethesuit> what you want? huh? <lovethesuit> *beats chest* <Inquisitor> Mother fucker... <Inquisitor> Don't you go there. <Inquisitor> I'll cut you so bad. <lovethesuit> don't you come into my hood raisin' no shit holmes, a'ight? <Inquisitor> Awwww shiiiiit <Inquisitor> My dad N-dawg. <lovethesuit> i'ma put you down i'm not even playin' <lovethesuit> ^_^; <Inquisitor> I don't want no trouble, word? <Inquisitor> Thugz 4 lyfe. <lovethesuit> yeah a'ight, i hear ya man, i just be tryin' to protect my homies, dig? <lovethesuit> 4 lyfe, 4 lyfe

I have to post this log since I was stupid enough not to take any screenshots of the event. I won't tell exactly what happened since that'd be a spoiler for many, though much can be gleaned just by reading this. I edited the log heavily since there were many conversations going on at the same time in the same room, and not all of them particularly interesting or relevant. This way it's more understandable to read. If someone wants to post a log of some other aspect of the "prison party", please go ahead! :)

I had to log approximately where this log ends. Kudos to all the players of the goodly PCs for some sublime roleplaying, I hope your characters at least had a worthy end! (So to speak... :P)

Anthee's log [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] They're all... heh!... all in a nice cell. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] What shall be done, mm... Quev'olil: [Talk] [grunts to the giant slime guardian] Quev'olil: [Talk] [his lips part, and he exhales. speaking nothing, he simply keeps watch] [Malorn walks over to the cell full of recently captured adventurers] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Beautiful. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh, I forgot. All of you. Strip. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *dumps a body* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] No armor allowed here! No clothes! No helmet! [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] [does so, painfully] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Last one to strip will be fed first! Zezlaunim: [Talk] Seems we've got quite the catch here. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *bows low* Emminence. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Who would like to lead the interrogation? Zezlaunim: [Talk] Someone, impress me. Zezlaunim: [Talk] A chance to redeem yourself from earlier failures. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he raises a hand and digs up a book] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [the book is called, "Approaches to Effective Interrogation"] Zezlaunim: [Talk] Go ahead. [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *glances about at the women, seeming like he -could- be less pleased about his situation* [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Tell] // rofl. Lockwood's book. XD XD XD [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Tell] // this entertains me in ways you can't possibly imagine. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he holds up the book so they can all see it] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Do you see this? Written by a rivvil. Heh! It's apparent. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] You don't need a book to loosen a tongue, heh! Zezlaunim: [Talk] Very well. Commence with your questions, Malorn. Zezlaunim: [Talk] I hope to be impressed. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] [looks at book] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he throws the book over his shoulder into the mud] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Mm... now... do we have volunteers. [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] I will be inquired upon [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *nods firmly* [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *plops down in the mud and muck* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh. So. Who are you? Why do you make a good interrogatee? [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *hides in a corner, blank faced* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] I am clergy to the Doombringer Hoar, and I do not know your questions, so I cannot say if I will be helpful [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] But if it is to be torture, it will be me [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] no [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he nods at Kelkara] You there, come. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Aidriana--- [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Not her, me. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] I am Iria, the Hand of Tyr, and I cannot lie [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *looks over at him but does budge* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he keeps looking at Kelkara with his one eye] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] You will come or I will come and get you. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] take me instead, but you will not like my answers [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *smirks at Crane* [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *trembling, she remains where she is* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Or, I may find you so boring, I will not do even that. [he still looks at Kelkara] Do you come or do you not come? [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Lloth ssinssrinen jal ilythiiri tlu rothen [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] and that-- is the truth. I cannot lie. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he looks at Kelkara intently, waiting for some sort of a reaction.] [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *stare back blankly at him* [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] *leans to wall, barely* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Get on with it, you asked for volunteers, you have one. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Fine. She does not come. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Step forward, miss Doombringer. [Malorn sends an Acid Arrow Kelkara’s way] [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] **Subdued** [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] **Subdued** [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Explain why you are here. [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] I have come in search of the friend taken by you and yours. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] The halfling? [he cocks his head] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] The same...I warned her of your designs for her [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] But apparently my warnings went unheeded [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Mm. Tell me precisely what you know... heh!... what you know about us currently. [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Some of you are drow, apparently drow of the slime god, if your minions deliver the truth in their appearance [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] This place is somehow sacred to you [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Though I was not aware of its presence until we arrived [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] That is all? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] I have never met you before [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I see. Do you have... 'friends' in Sanctuary that would come after you? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Any of you. [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Not likely, as none know where I am...However, it is known who we were in search of when we departed [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] and who had her [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Who knows this? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Everyone in Sanctuary, very soon [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he seems slightly curious] Oh. Why is that? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Word of mouth [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *coughs feebly, still quite bloodied* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] That implies some people knew you were coming here that are not... heh!... not here currently. Who? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Secrecy is of import to you, I suppose. What is it that you do here? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I ask the questions. [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] **Subdued** [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *yelps in pain* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Who knows... you are here? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *growls, punching her fists into the ground, pushing herself up onto her knees* [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] you----- filth! [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] let her go! [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] I am afraid Malorn will not be offended if you call him filthy. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I'm waaitiiing... [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] I simply suggest that it will be wiser if we are unslain... [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [his right hand twitches] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] So! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] We have a subject you refuse to talk about! Refreshing! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Truth be told, I was waiting for this. Heh! [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *Pushes herself slowly and effortfully to her feet* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] So be it... [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I've heard you humans like to rip the wings of flies. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] One by one, while they're still alive. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Is it true? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I find that rather... _rivvil_... what is the word in Common? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Yes, banal. That's it. I couldn't remember at first, 'human' and 'banal' are the same word in Drow. [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] I do not do so, but you can find men who do many different things for pelasure. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] So, I could... heh!... I could show you what we drow do instead... [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] *silently prays* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *trembles ever so slightly, though obviously making a worthy effort at hiding her fear* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he lifts his axe and smashes her to the ground with the blunt side.] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] **Subdued** [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *crumples with barely a sigh* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [immediately afterwards, he swiftly chops off the pinky from her left hand.] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] **Subdued** [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *grunts through her unconsciousness* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] One piggy went home... [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Who knows you are here? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *clutches her bleeding hand* Flesh for flesh... [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he sighs and smashes her down again] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] **Subdued** [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [again he raises the axe and chops, this time the whole left hand.] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *blood starts to color the water from her mutilated hand* [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *bows her head in silent prayer* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] **Subdued** [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Uh. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oops? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh dear. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] [prays to Tyr] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Did I just... heh!... did I just cut your hand! [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Frowns, looking at them all] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] How clumsy of me, I meant to continue with a finger only! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I don't think that can very well be fixed! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] How does it feel? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] You feel pain? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *Clutching her severed hand, eyes scrunched and tears flowing* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *roll will save* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] Will Save, Roll: 5 + Modifier: 10 = 15 [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Do you think the flies feel pain, too, when you cut their wings? Zezlaunim: [Talk] Are you done interrogating these ingrates, Malorn? Zezlaunim: [Talk] Will it be possible to acquire more knowledge? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] DO YOU THINK THE FLIES FEEL PAIN! [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *sobs quietly, bleeding, her angry eyes having difficulty fixing themselves on Malorn* they do... [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he steps on her crippled arm, pinning it down, and swings his axe again, chopping off the first four inches of her forearm] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] **Subdued** [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *screeches in agony* Zezlaunim: [Talk] This one. Who is she? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] A Doombringer... mm... [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he is actually drooling a bit.] Zezlaunim: [Talk] Ah, yes. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Leave her for me now. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Doombringer. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Noo... please, please... I'm not done...! Zezlaunim: [Talk] [crouches down and whispers to her] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] She is just about to talk! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Isn't she? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Yes? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *gasps raggedly, choking on water and coughing painfully, bloodied and shaking* Zezlaunim: [Talk] Are you? IS she? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Talk, pretty rivvil... who knows you are here, mm? [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Looks to the group of prisoners and mouths "Im Sorry" before returning his gaze downward] Zezlaunim: [Whisper] Forsake your Lord, and we shall spare you your life, Doombringer. Come, sing the praises of the glory of Ghauandaur. [whispers into her broken face] Zezlaunim: [Whisper] Soon you shall see this was a chance to rise anew. Zezlaunim: [Talk] [tugs back her hair, whispering into her ear] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Whisper] *direly muttered, broken by coughs and tension* By...Hoar's name...with my blood...I curse...you...by my pain...I earn your suffering to come...by my life...your lives.... Zezlaunim: [Talk] That was not the right answer. Zezlaunim: [Talk] [allows the blade to trail over her back, leaving a charred patch of skin, horribly burned] [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *thrashes viciously as she is burned, then falls completely limp* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] If you will not talk, maybe I'll get another rivvil! Maybe they'd rather like to talk, after... heh!... after some convincing! Zezlaunim: [Talk] Leave her to me. Away. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he sighs] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] So, who's next? [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *furrows his brow* [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *opens his mouth wide and displays his utter lack of a tongue* [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *and steps back to the side* [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] me [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Iria [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Don't. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *whispers almost inaudibly, her voice distant, lost* [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] you want me, for I cannot lie [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] But you could just shut up like that bitch. No matter, it'll be fun! Come! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Here, come here. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] So then. Who knows you rivven are here? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I want names, descriptions. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Tyr protects the faithful from the slings and arrows of the wicked [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Those who walk the path of light shall be saved [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] The names of the wicked are written in the book of judgement [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh, shut up. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] **Subdued** [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Strike me down [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] She's just begging for it, heh! [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Yes, yes. Sacrifice. Noble. Little girl, you are in the realm of slime. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] uhhh-- uhhhh-- and He --- uhhh uhhh shall judge you [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I knew it was a bad idea to start with these volunteers. [he spits on the girl] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] If you want help from the gods, then I suggest you praise to mighty Ghaunadaur, for this is his place. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Are you really sure you won't talk, miss human? [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] The names you seek? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Yes, yes, names of people who know you were coming here. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] and what they look like? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] That's right. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Tyr in all his glory, Helm the ever watchful Eye, Ilmater, who cries for those he loves. These are the ones you want. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] **Subdued** [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] No, that's stupid. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] uh--- uhh---- they will come---- uhhh uhhh --- for you [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he chops off the pinky of her left hand.] [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] **Subdued** [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] That is so -boring-. [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Stands behind Druul, his gaze downward] [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Lloth ssinssrinen jal ilythiiri tlu rothen Zezlaunim: [Talk] They will not pay 1000 gold for a mangled slave! Zezlaunim: [Talk] That is enough maiming. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh, it's just... bah! She's a -paladin-, they won't pay anything. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Someone will want her. Zezlaunim: [Talk] I will be upstairs when you are done. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] uhh-- uhh-- they will come-- uhh-- uhh--- they will come--- [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he kicks her in the face and snorts] [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] **Subdued** [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] **Blacked out** [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] uhh--- Tyr loves his faithful-- uhhh [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I still want that girl from back there. She'd talk. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he points at Kelkara] Come. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *she takes out a tarot card and shows it to Jarod. On the card is depicted a man with 10 sword in his dead body. At the bottom of the card is writed Ten of Swords* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Slave, get her for me. [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Reaches down and grabs her by the wrist] [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Pulls her to her feet] [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *raises limply* [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Drags her with him] [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Releases her] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Good, good. Come this way, female. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *stands barely, stil holding on to one of the fallen's things* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Now, I wonder if -you- could tell me some names or... heh!... or descriptions. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Of people who know you are here. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] Knowledge is a thing not for me. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Wrong. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] **Subdued** [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *scowls* [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *falls to the ground limbly, offering no resistance* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Surely there was -someone- in your party that did not come here. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Someone you know. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Talk. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] all those i know were here. and you have slain most... [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *her voice is plain , dull... defeated* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he eyes her with a bored scowl] [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] **Subdued** [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Maybe you'd like... heh!... like this one too, Druul? [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] I like to see them pray. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Do as he says. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *curls up in a sitting position* [Malorn goes back to the cell and picks another prisoner] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Female. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Yes? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Come. [He walks Nikka a slight distance away from the cell] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] The pretty one I caged first! Mm. Maybe you know something? [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] And what is it you wish to know? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Names, descriptions of people who know you are here. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] I made no effort to inform anyone beyond present company, I rushed to prepare and came down here. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] That's not what I asked. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Subdued** [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] Th-Thomas knows someone who likely k-k-knows...[Quietly] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh? [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Nods quietly, his eyes vacant] [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *shudders in the goop, pressing her hands down to get up* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Really, now. [he eyes the female] So you don't know anything, yes? [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] No, I do not. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Then maybe you'd like to... heh!... to pray to the Elder Eye? [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I already am faithful to my lord. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh, who is your lord? [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Ilmater, The Crying God. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] The Crying God! How quaint! Will you cry for me? [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Subdued** [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Winces] [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *grunts in slight pain, but makes no obvious cries* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] No, that's not a cry. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Subdued** [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Urgh.. *maintains a low grunt to the blow* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Wail. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Subdued** [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] I.. will... not! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Scream. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Blacked out** [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *taking each blow, wincing yet does not scream, wail or give him the satisfaction he desires* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] SING! [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Blacked out** [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Ilmater gives me.. strength! [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] S-Stop! [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] WHAT! [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] I...I'll...I'll cry for you. [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] If I will cry, will you l-l-leave her? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] No! You bore me now. Go away. [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Winces and falls to a knee] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Sing me a song, pretty human... [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Blacked out** Erel'quarra: [Talk] That was moderately pleasing. I would say that it excited my emotions. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] ... a lullaby... [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Knocked out** [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *chants prayers to Ilmater, maintaining her focus and refusing outright to yield to his desires* Zezlaunim: [Talk] I do not want my slaves being damaged beyond repair, Malorn. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] ... a madrigal... [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Knocked out** [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Watches her beating quietly, his eyes hollow once more] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he is twisting her joints and kicking and pressing her, but not using the blade] ExileStrife[DM] : [Tell] [she seems strong in her resolve] [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] I will.. not yield! [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *his grip tightens* Your torments remind me of the pain inflicted upon me in my youth, Malorn. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] ... a sonnet... [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Knocked out** Zezlaunim: [Talk] Enough. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Cease. Zezlaunim: [Talk] You will damage her. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] ... a symphony...! [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] I.. am no... singer. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] **Concussion** [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] A gentler touch may produce a more willing sacrifice, or a more valuable sale. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Enough! Zezlaunim: [Talk] This gets us nowhere. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *coughs up blood violently* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he frowns, but ceases.] Zezlaunim: [Talk] Are you ready to sell these rivvel? Zezlaunim: [Talk] I'm quite tired of them littering my prison. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Emminence, I will not be held responsible for moving them to Fort Mur. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Do you know of a closer dealer of slaves? [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] No. Zezlaunim: [Talk] This is indeed troublesome. [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] Ugh.. *spits blood into the goop* Zezlaunim: [Talk] I severely doubt they will follow orders, once they leave our domain. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Instead, I fear you'll have to hunt them down and murder them. Erel'quarra: [Talk] I don't see what all the fuss is about these human women.. Look at how fat she is. Disgusting. Erel'quarra: [Talk] How do we even sell these sacks of disgusting fat? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he sighs frustratedly and eyes the woman with disgusted hatred.] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [somehow, he manages to look spiteful, annoyed and bored at the same time.] [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] If you suffer... Ilmater will be there to support you... [Archenson] Nikka Elmender: [Talk] *mumbling to herself weakly* Zezlaunim: [Talk] Perhaps we can contact a Mur Mercenary. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Have one of their wizards come to us. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] A binding oath, an agreement of some kind? I do not know how honorable these rivvil are... perhaps in exchange for their lives they could agree to support our presence here. [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *looks to Druul and nods a few times* Zezlaunim: [Talk] [scrutinizes them] Zezlaunim: [Talk] That does not yield direct profit. But ... Zezlaunim: [Talk] I am not sure I can trust them to get to Mur. Erel'quarra: [Talk] I think they can be trusted as far as they're thrown. And by the massive girth of this digusting whore, I would say that is not very far at all. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *with a touch of eagerness* Those who fall back on their oaths, I will simply hunt down. Zezlaunim: [Talk] I see. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Very well. Would one of you care to lead the oath? [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] What say you rivvil? Will you swear to tolerate our holy works in these sewers? [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *bobs his head a few times* [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] And work to ensure others do the same? Zezlaunim: [Talk] Come. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] This one will. See how he prays. Zezlaunim: [Talk] Carry on, Lespakt. Make them commit to our cause. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Zezlaunim, can I keep one here? For my amusement? Zezlaunim: [Talk] We are keeping the doombringer for now. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Oh, right! [Malorn walks over to Adriana’s cell] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Hello! How is your arm? [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *Simply quivers, failing to respond...possibly because she is barely conscious from blood loss* [Eminence Front] Adriana Lakes: [Talk] *leaning on the bars* [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] Mm. It will fester. It will be painful. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] I'll come back tomorrow and see how you're doing then! Bye! [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] .... those of you who do not wish to swear this oath, shall be fed to Zlz'zlup'blur'purlb. Erel'quarra: [Talk] Pathetic. We couldn't even sell you if we tried! [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] You are murderers. And you will be judged. If you strike me down, more will come. Tyr's judgement will come, even to you. Erel'quarra: [Talk] Ahahahaha, did you hear this one? [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] She is so boring. Erel'quarra: [Talk] She thinks she's people. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] You refuse to swear to leave us alone, then, female? [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] I hold all my oaths. And I hold my vows to Tyr above all else Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [rumbles eagerly] Erel'quarra: [Talk] Someone hold me back before I slap her in anger! [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *takes a step forward toward Erel - pauses, frowns, and thinks better of following that particular order* [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Very well. Walk willingly into the holy mass of Zlzl'zlup'blur'pulb, then. Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [rumbles in anticipation] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] You are keen to sacrifice yourself, it seems. [grimventure] Luther Ambercrown: [Whisper] Hells.. Iria, [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] [slumps painfully but looks them in the eye] [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he sighs] Why must these adventurers be so dreary... maybe we had bad luck with this... heh!... with this bunch? Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [quakes eagerly] Erel'quarra: [Talk] Yes! Let's feed her to the ooze! Let it feast upon her corpulent body of lard and digusting bulksomeness Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [jiggles and slurps over the floor] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Will you do so, or must I drag you? [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] I am the hand of Tyr, and I cannot lie, so I cannot take your oath. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] I do not like tormenting caged and helpless creatures, you must understand. If you enter him willingly... it will be better for you. [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] suicide is forbidden by the law [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] I see. Erel'quarra: [Talk] Yes! She resists! [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *takes her firmly by the wrist* [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *attempts to haul her forward to the giant cube* [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] [resists] [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] [struggles] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Strength Check, Roll: 10 + Modifier: 3 = 13 [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] *roll strength check* [Elijah Deerwood] Iria Fen: [Talk] Strength Check, Roll: 5 + Modifier: 3 = 8 Erel'quarra: [Talk] Yes! Yes!! wcsherry [DM] : [Talk] [you're slowly tugged ahead to what looks to be a dreary, slimy end] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *shoves and prods her in, his voice rasping terribly as he breathes* Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [the cube begins to shake gleefully] Erel'quarra: [Talk] Mmmm.. Oooh yes. [Anthee] Malorn Xunnil: [Talk] [he looks hungrily and gleefully at the whole process] Erel'quarra: [Talk] Yes, that was good. Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [iria rises up, and begins to float around inside] Erel'quarra: [Talk] See, now, that is a good look for her. Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [as if empowered by some unseen being ... it begins to glow brightly] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *raises his voice* Now then. Who will swear? [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] I will not take any of your vows you filthy bloody whore son of bitches [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] I see. [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] **Subdued** [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] **Subdued** [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *drags him into the ooze* Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [jiggles eagerly] [Deputy_cool] Thomas Crane: [Talk] [Watches Zlzl] [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] *yells* Kelemvor shall take you! you shall be judged in his realm! [-Unison-] Jarod Cevar: [Talk] I shall continue in his realm! Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [slurps forward] Erel'quarra: [Talk] Eat up, you need to grow big and strong. Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [devours Jarod whole, the body slowly rising up into its now growing countenance] [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *takes her armor off to join the other in their nakedness. Her back, shoulders and forearm are scarred deeply, the scars black and in odd patter, runes burned in her flesh by lightning* [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *her skin is extremely pale, making the scars come out even more* [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *points to Luther* Will you swear a holy oath to leave us alone, or do you also wish to be dissolved? [grimventure] Luther Ambercrown: [Talk] I swear the oath that you mean no harm, and shall leave you alone thereby. [grimventure] Luther Ambercrown: [Talk] Now, to you to prove it. Erel'quarra: [Talk] At least this one has a brain. Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [Jarod and Iria float peacably inside the ooze, slowly and slowly becoming devoured and turning into nothing but a green glob of goo.] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] You will swear to leave us in peace in these sewers, and not work against us in any way. [grimventure] Luther Ambercrown: [Talk] I did. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] No, you did not. Your words twisted. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Repeat what I said. Erel'quarra: [Talk] Say it again! I want to hear your words! *jams the stick into Luther's mouth* Say it! [grimventure] Luther Ambercrown: [Talk] I swear to leave you in peace in these sewers and not work against you in any way. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *nods* Good. Erel'quarra: [Talk] Quite. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] *points to Kelkara* And you? [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Will you swear? [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *looks to the great ooze, tilts his head to the side curiously, watching the bodies float and bob peacefully within* [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *takes a tentative step forward, glancing around at the others again briefly* [Kotenku] Runga Cast: [Talk] *wanders right into the ooze* Erel'quarra: [Talk] Ahhh hAHahahaha! Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [devours Runga whole] [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Hm. I thought he was going to swear... Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [slowly draws his body within] [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] no. I only swear to the cards and to the ways of the machine. Such is my path. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Very well. [CoT_Heft] Lespakt Druul: [Talk] Walk willingly, it is better. Erel'quarra: [Talk] Good. More food for the ooze. [Loonayaa] Kelkara: [Talk] *drops the bag she was holding* Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer: [Talk] [Zlzl'zlurp'blur'purlb the Seer rumbles, growing vastly in size.]

<Johannes> You could ask me privately then. I'll try to suppress my kitten-slaughtering urges for a short while <Calculor> Ew. Do you mean that like I think you mean it? <Johannes> Probably not! <Johannes> >_<

haha, Anthee, you changed what I said! ;)

I edited the log in three ways:

1) Left out bits that would've been incoherent in the given context or irrelevant (entire comments, never just parts of them) 2) Changed the order of the comments in instances where people were typing at the same time and the logged result was incorrectly ordered from an IC perspective 3) Corrected some typos

So I didn't "change" what was said unless you make deliberate typos in your writing. I tried to stay true to the meaning behind everything that was said while at the same time making the whole mess readable.

it wasn't a typo, just no one noticed I twisted the words in a rather old fashion way. <.<, I don't care if its treated either way, really.

The City of Judgement was a little crowded due to *spoiler*, and Talir decided to cheer some things up.

[Sun Jan 14 22:37:44] Talir Razenk: Come me brothers [Sun Jan 14 22:37:51] Talir Razenk: let ye voice be heard. [Sun Jan 14 22:37:59] Talir Razenk: Fer this son' be sun', [Sun Jan 14 22:38:09] Talir Razenk: *grins* [Sun Jan 14 22:38:16] Talir Razenk: Now wherever ye hail, [Sun Jan 14 22:38:28] Talir Razenk: *nods to Dain* [Sun Jan 14 22:39:02] Talir Razenk: lift yer voice with ye ale, [Sun Jan 14 22:39:09] Talir Razenk: and if ye back be sore, [Sun Jan 14 22:39:33] Talir Razenk: go buy some more. [Sun Jan 14 22:39:41] Talir Razenk: Wherever life be takin' ye... [Sun Jan 14 22:39:51] Talir Razenk: Ye just know, that anywhere... [Sun Jan 14 22:40:00] Talir Razenk: Ye'll find a place or more... [Sun Jan 14 22:40:04] Talir Razenk: Where there be... [Sun Jan 14 22:40:15] Talir Razenk: Alcohol! [Sun Jan 14 22:40:31] Talir Razenk: Be sure to give Spencer a toast, [Sun Jan 14 22:40:37] Talir Razenk: fer sure, he be our happy host. [Sun Jan 14 22:40:45] Talir Razenk: Might be that before tonight, [Sun Jan 14 22:40:52] Talir Razenk: lots o' us be sleepin' tight. [Sun Jan 14 22:40:56] Talir Razenk: Come let us find, [Sun Jan 14 22:41:01] Talir Razenk: some good wine, [Sun Jan 14 22:41:05] Talir Razenk: And later see, [Sun Jan 14 22:41:18] Talir Razenk: how many left o' us there be. [Sun Jan 14 22:41:29] Talir Razenk: Wherever life be takin' ye... [Sun Jan 14 22:41:36] Talir Razenk: Ye just know, that everywhere... [Sun Jan 14 22:41:42] Talir Razenk: Ye'll find a place or more... [Sun Jan 14 22:41:49] Talir Razenk: Where they serve... [Sun Jan 14 22:41:59] Talir Razenk: Alcohol! [Sun Jan 14 22:42:04] Talir Razenk: Drink up lads, [Sun Jan 14 22:42:09] Talir Razenk: surely ye want more? [Sun Jan 14 22:42:15] Talir Razenk: I thought ye be dwarves, [Sun Jan 14 22:42:20] Talir Razenk: but that was before. [Sun Jan 14 22:42:28] Talir Razenk: If there be only beard proud, [Sun Jan 14 22:42:41] Talir Razenk: then ye praise Moradin loud. [Sun Jan 14 22:42:48] Talir Razenk: Fer sure ye be able to, [Sun Jan 14 22:42:54] Talir Razenk: drink up then be singin'. [Sun Jan 14 22:43:00] Talir Razenk: Ooooo... [Sun Jan 14 22:43:08] Talir Razenk: Wherever life be takin' ye... [Sun Jan 14 22:43:15] Talir Razenk: Ye just know that nowhere... [Sun Jan 14 22:43:27] Talir Razenk: Ye'll find no place or more... [Sun Jan 14 22:43:32] Talir Razenk: Where they won't have... [Sun Jan 14 22:43:42] Talir Razenk: Alcohol! [Sun Jan 14 22:43:48] Talir Razenk: *smiles widely* [Sun Jan 14 22:44:12] Talir Razenk: Ye ain't turnin' ghost on me, are ye? [Sun Jan 14 22:44:25] Talir Razenk: *grins*

Edited log for readablilty.

<Thrawn> I took spanish <Thrawn> I still remember the first day of Spanish IV <Thrawn> The teacher went around the room and asked each of us, "Why are you taking Spanish IV?" <Thrawn> I answered, "If I go to a state university, I'm automatically exempt and don't have to take it there." <Thrawn> She didn't like that answer at all. <Thrawn> She said, "What about international business?!?" <Thrawn> I answered, "If I was worried about that, I'd be taking Japanese or Chinese. You want to speak with the people with money, not the ones begging for it." <Thrawn> I thought I was getting tossed out right there <Thrawn> Didn't get tossed <Thrawn> She hated me all year though. <Thrawn> And then later hated my little sister and little brother for being related to me.

<Snoteye> <.< <Cluckyx> >.> <Cluckyx> <.> <Secutor> ¬_¬ <Cluckyx> 0_o <Snoteye> ._. <RobDeHauteville> stfu <Cluckyx> :( <Secutor> !_! <Cluckyx> T_T <Snoteye> ;_; <Cluckyx> -_- <Secutor> °_° <Snoteye> ^.^ <Cluckyx> ^_^ <TRB> '_' <Thrawn|Working> Is there are mass kick button in mIRC?

:P

The GameSpy chat got busy when everyone was waiting for the server to get back up.

Colin_Mack: That's a lie and you know it!
Swedish_girl: No I got Screen shots.
Falco:00: Cleo has screen shots of everything
Swedish_girl: Specially on butts
Colin_Mack: Not on me and some gnome...
Swedish_girl: I do Oh yes I do
Swedish_girl: Remember that server Colin?
Colin_Mack: Oh not that one....
Swedish_girl: Oh yes that one!
Colin_Mack: I'll get you for this

Edited a lot for it to be comprehensible.

Hehe, I remember once playing a module made by one of the players here which featured Kyle Fox

He was only in the town to see the gnomes. If it makes you feel any better, they don't have many hit points at first lvl, they go down rather fast.

It wasn't my fault the gnomes stipped him naked and left him in the mines.. :oops:

<ByTheLightOfTheMoon> What's great is when someone takes the best piece of loot after a quest, runs off, and then logs. <Mylin|TrAnCeD> Oroborous did that to us once <Nickless> lawl <Mylin|TrAnCeD> but he did it with so much style that it was forgiven <Mylin|TrAnCeD> He was playing Vrirkuk <Mylin|TrAnCeD> and there was a dispute over the loot in question <Mylin|TrAnCeD> It was decided that ownership would be decided in battle at the Arena <Mylin|TrAnCeD> he picked it up and told everyone who wanted it to prepare and meet him there <Mylin|TrAnCeD> A bit later, while everyone is waiting he suddenly on party chat "What Vrirkuk failed to mention was that this was a battle of wits. He wins" <Mylin|TrAnCeD> Oroborous has logged out as a player.

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<ByTheLightOfTheMoon> I just didn't want to come up with alot of goals to be told something like "Oh...yeah, halflings can't be members of the watch" <DeputyCool> Bungo Taddle! <lovethesuit> Bungo Taddle, famous roguey Watch Private. <sherry> Halflings can certainly join the Watch. <sherry> There is a NPC halfling watchie in Lower! <lovethesuit> She's hawt. <TRB> She's cute. =^_^=

<Howland> I didn't even know there was an invisibility dispelling ward. <DangerousWorn> Yeah, but the paranoia of a player usually outclasses the sadism of DMs. Usually.

A couple random Gibbon quotes.

He was a fanatic, what can I say?

[Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Lizzardfolk. [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *eyes snap to Ki* Lizardfolk. [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Yesss. [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Ki live with lizzardmen. They raisse Ki. Teach Ki fight good! [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *eyelid twitches* [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] The lizard folk of Sslal'teesh? *takes a few steps toward her, looking at her intently* [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] *takes a step back* [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *flexes his left hand* Well? [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Ki just want work.... [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] Tell me! [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Why people yell at Ki!? [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] *hides behind the dwarf* [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] What is your relation to the heretics of Sslal'teesh, elf? [Rollo Stoneshield] Rollo Stoneshield: [Talk] Bern? Councilor? Ye like to come along? [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] A moment. *sternly, looking at Ki* [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Ki not know. Ki just want work. Ki be good. People sssstill yell at Ki. *she pouts a bit* [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Sssstrange people! [Rollo Stoneshield] Rollo Stoneshield: [Talk] *coughs slightly* we'll be at the gate if ye all are interested... [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *growls and stalks toward her, grabs her arm, barks at her* Answer me! [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Make Ki wear ssssilly clothes. Make Ki talk people ssspeak... Ki doesss all. And ssstill people yell at Ki! Why? [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] *yelps* Ssstop! [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] What's the problem here? [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Ssstrange man yell at Ki. Ki do nothing! [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] You're a spy of Sslal'teesh! *jerks a finger in Ki's face* [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Ki not ssspy! [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] *frowns* She may be derranged but that doesn't make her a spy. What have you to confirm these accusations? [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Why man wear dressss? Man isss crazzzy! Ki do nothing! [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] She said she was trained by the Lizardfolk! [Drunken Gun] Besun: [Talk] *his mouth twists and he looks rather uncomfortable* [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] Is that true, "Ki" *smiles politely* Were you trained by the lizards? [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] Why are you here then, elf!? [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *gripping Ki's arms and staring her angrily in the face* [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] Please, sir. Your breath is overwhelming her the way you're barking. [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Ki live with them. They raissse Ki. Fight break out. New leader. Not like Ki. Ki flee. Come here find Thane. Thane bring in, dwarf sssay sssafe here. But issss not! People yell at Ki! [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *snaps his head toward Saerwen, giving her an icy glare* [LeaderRP] Julian Fryar: [Talk] Leave her alone, Meldren. [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *glowers at Fryar, sucks in a deep breath and lets it out irritably* Feeling sympathetic to the cold bloods, Fryar? [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] Sssstrange crazzzy people here! [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] Cowl the dog stares, sir. [LeaderRP] Julian Fryar: [Talk] Oh, be quiet. You wouldn't know the first thing about fighting the Lizardfolk.' [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *lets go of Ki and turns sharply toward Fryar* [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] What do -you- know, you old bastard?! [Krystal_Matrix] Ki: [Talk] *drops to the ground, near tears* [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] *gently takes Ki's arm and tries to move her away from Gibbon* [LeaderRP] Julian Fryar: [Talk] [Eyes him with venom] I led the team to reclaim the Blue Mushroom, and killed their leader you manipulative fool. [LeaderRP] Julian Fryar: [Talk] Now go back to sitting in the Town Hall and scheming, because you serve no use out here. [Jonathan Livingston Seagull] Saerwen Tarnruth: [Talk] Oh, you're a councilor? *shakes her head tutting* This will certainly win you some votes. [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *eyelid twitches* You... You... Grah! [LeaderRP] Julian Fryar: [Talk] [Snorts] [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *stalks off angrily*

Evil as he was, he had a heart though!

[Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] *furrows his brow* [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] Didn't the Spellguard Agent kill you? [Ruza] Jenner Tenken: [Talk] Yes, my friends raised me [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] Huh. [Ruza] Jenner Tenken: [Talk] didn't you get the letter? [Kotenku] Gibbon Meldren: [Talk] So bloody bogged down with paperwork. Alright, well, I suppose one death for being a thrall to some evil monster being is enough. Carry on.

Little known fact: All the chairs in Fryar's room were halfling sized.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:19:47] Gibbon Meldren: *reclines in a chair before the hearth of Fryar's office* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:20:56] Julian Fryar: Enjoying yourself, Councilor? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:21:28] Julian Fryar: [Sternly] Is there something you need? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:21:36] Gibbon Meldren: Oh. My room is dreadfully cold. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:21:44] Gibbon Meldren: *glances back with an amiable smile* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:21:47] Julian Fryar: I'm sure it is. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:22:14] Gibbon Meldren: *stands and dusts himself off, a slight frown* Quite need to find another young woman to help me warm my bed. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:22:24] Gibbon Meldren: You ought to consider it yourself, Mister Fryar. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:22:30] Julian Fryar: I'll pass. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:22:32] Gibbon Meldren: *giggles* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:22:37] Julian Fryar: [Grumbles] [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Dec 18 20:23:01] Gibbon Meldren: I love your tiny seats!

An excellent conversation with a Paladin that seriously had me reconsidering a few aspects of the character. While it's not very funny at all, this is how I think a Paladin should work, and I want to give my sincere props to fishingpenguin and Shane for playing a High Charisma Paladin to a T.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:28:23] Shane: *sighs heavily* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:28:32] Shane: Oh. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:28:37] Gibbon Meldren: Mm? *glances back* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:28:46] Shane: Didn't realize you were here- sorry. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:28:48] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile, stands and turns* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:29:09] Gibbon Meldren: No, no. Do carry on. *slight smirk* I believe you were at... *exaggerated sigh* Right? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:29:47] Shane: Meldren, maybe this time we could just ignore each other. I'm really not in the mood. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:30:33] Gibbon Meldren: *grins* Just as you ignored me when I was preaching, mm? No, no; better to tell all the city that a purple crystal is greater than my Lady. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:30:54] Shane: Costs less- especially for those who can't afford her "blessing". [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:30:56] Gibbon Meldren: *amused smile* Insults are repaid in insults, and kindness in kind. *curtly* Councillor Shane. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:32:10] Shane: I see. So, did you believe the lie you told about not being here when the plauge hit? Because I definitely remember yous tanding outside the rockbottom while Baelister rotted from it in front of you. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:32:27] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* Not a great bit of reasoning there, I'm afraid, considering I wasn't charging anyone who didn't want to pay. *shrugs slightly* A debate of semantics. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:33:29] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* I was present for little more than the first few hours. If you must know, it happened that I was betrayed and murdered by two other faithful when I sought to study a man and find a cure. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:34:17] Shane: Huh. Strange how men can fight within their own faith. Why'd they kill you for that? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:34:46] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* Because they lost the faith. At least for a time. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:34:53] Shane: Ah. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:35:02] Gibbon Meldren: *sits down uncomfortably close to Shane* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:35:19] Shane: Ah yes. Please, join me of course. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:35:39] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* Why, thank you for asking. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:35:49] Shane: So..... that story you told, about escaping the drow- is that really how you became a follower of Talona? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:35:57] Gibbon Meldren: Of course. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:36:02] Gibbon Meldren: I'm a terrible liar, as it happens. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:36:11] Shane: Really? Me too. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:36:48] Shane: So, Talona..... does it bother you that she's.... you know, evil? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:37:37] Gibbon Meldren: *grins* The Lady saved me when I needed Her most. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:37:45] Shane: Hardly answers the question. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:38:06] Gibbon Meldren: It was only by Her blessings that I'm alive. What else am I going to do, kill myself instead? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:38:57] Shane: Yeah yeah.... I understand that she saved you and all that- but does it bother you that she is -evil-? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:39:42] Shane: I mean.... she's the one who causes poison and disease, right? Obviously, she could protect someone from it.... just seems an awfully mean way to make people worship you. Subject them to poison and only save them if they turn to you? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:39:44] Gibbon Meldren: You have odd conceptions of the Lady. She is not -evil-. She is a -God- Such matters are not objective. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:41:18] Gibbon Meldren: *slight smile and shrug* Poisons and illnesses occur naturally. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:41:46] Shane: Ah. Of course. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:41:48] Gibbon Meldren: Spiders do not carry venom because of Talona, they carry venom because nature determined that they should. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:42:13] Shane: You know, I knew another follower of Talona once. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:42:21] Shane: He and I were actually close friends. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:42:36] Gibbon Meldren: *slight smirk* Go on. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:43:03] Shane: When he died, Talona abandoned him. She left him at Lolth's mercy, where he became a toy of hers to torture. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:43:09] Shane: Know what happened then? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:43:27] Gibbon Meldren: *smirks* Mm? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:44:04] Shane: *smiles soflty, staring into the water* -Lathander- allowed me to go there. He sent me to Lolth's realm, and gave me the power to free my friend from eternal torture. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:44:37] Shane: Weird, huh. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:44:48] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile, remains silent* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:45:01] Shane: You've heard of Tobias Breen, right? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:45:18] Gibbon Meldren: Very little. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:45:38] Shane: Well, he was the friend. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:46:06] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* Mm. The one who sent a horde of spiders against the city? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:46:22] Shane: *sighs* Yeah, he's the one. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:47:06] Gibbon Meldren: *slight smirk and shrug* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:47:39] Shane: Well.... as nice as this has been, it doesn't seem like you really care. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:47:49] Shane: And I've just lost someone.... very important to me. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:47:54] Gibbon Meldren: I know little of what awaits beyond Toril. *thin smile* But I know that while I am here, the Lady has seen fit to bestow Her divine blessings on me and through me. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:48:16] Shane: Sounds nice. You starting any of this disease stuff going around? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:48:45] Gibbon Meldren: *chuckles* I've been the source of a great deal of suspicion in regards to that. No, I've had nothing to do with it. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:48:54] Shane: *shrugs* Had to ask, you know. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:49:03] Gibbon Meldren: From what I can tell, Sanctuary is a cess pool of disease and poison. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:49:24] Shane: It is kinda susceptible, yes. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:49:30] Gibbon Meldren: These things are fairly natural. They ought to be expected, I think. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:49:43] Shane: So Meldren- did Talona choose you, or you her? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:49:51] Shane: I don't really remember how it went. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:50:47] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* I suspect that all over Toril at the moment I first began to pray, there were hundreds or thousands other people praying to Her at once. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:07] Gibbon Meldren: That she chose to answer my prayers and save me there, I do not think a coincidence. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:25] Gibbon Meldren: But still I prayed of my own will. So it was neither. Or both. However you like to look at it. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:31] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:36] Shane: Meldren- [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:42] Shane: You cared for Jastran, right? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:45] Gibbon Meldren: Mm? Thought you might like to grieve. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:51:53] Gibbon Meldren: *thin smile* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:52:20] Gibbon Meldren: I thought of Her often. *slight smirk* And would greatly like to know what has come of her, at that. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:53:01] Shane: Yeah.... man, you do work around answers. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:53:26] Gibbon Meldren: *small chuckle* Was that not an answer? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:54:13] Gibbon Meldren: Very well. Yes, you may say I was quite infatuated with Jastran. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:54:31] Shane: *smiles softly* Yeah. Well, I'm sorry then. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:54:43] Gibbon Meldren: She is departed then? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:54:59] Shane: *shrugs* I'm not sure, but- well, I think I would know if she was still around. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:55:12] Shane: She'd have let me know. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:55:26] Gibbon Meldren: Mm. And you do not know what has come of her? [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:55:33] Shane: No. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:55:38] Shane: If I find out.... [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:55:43] Shane: ....I'll tell you. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Nov 27 03:56:05] Gibbon Meldren: *slight smirk* Good dark. *small chuckle* Councillor Shane.

Regrettably, this is all I have for logs right now. It appears I've lost the log in which Gibbon, Julian, Bhast, Ambercrown, and Fawkes stood in the Town Hall debating the Pros and Cons of Gassing troglodyte children with Cloudkill Grenades.

Everything you wanted to know about Howland.

<Staring_Death> Howland. [13:43] <Staring_Death> I've a silly question. [13:43] <Howl> I've a silly answer. [13:43] <MA> You'll g- [13:43] <Staring_Death> Gond is neutral, but is cleric alignments are any. [13:43] <MA> Howl typed it faster than me. [13:43] <Staring_Death> Does that mean LG or CE can be priests? [13:44] <Howl> Any alignment means any alignment. [13:44] <Staring_Death> Well, Gond's weird. [13:44] <MA> Yes. [13:44] <Staring_Death> <_< [13:44] <MA> Next question! [13:44] <Staring_Death> Next question: what's your favorite cake? [13:44] <Staring_Death> What's the color of your underwear? [13:44] <Howl> I've had some good cakes in my lifetime. [13:45] <Howl> Maybe a light banana cake. ...

[13:46] <DFTPeepee> Howl, Boxers, or Briefs? [13:46] <Howl> At the moment my underwear is blue. I have a large selection of colors. [13:46] <Howl> Boxers. [13:46] <Garem> Wow guys.... [13:46] <wcsherry> Interesting. [13:46] <merwood> Ohh thanks howl , That's great to hear lol [13:46] <wcsherry> I had you pegged for boxer-briefs. [13:46] <DFTPeepee> Ah--Thought you might have went with a third "None" option. [13:46] <Garem> Howland: Exposed! [13:46] <putrid_plum> boxxers all the way [13:46] <Staring_Death> Do you sleep in PJs? [13:47] <Staring_Death> Do you drink milk or orange juice with breakfast? [13:47] <Howl> Depends on the weather. ... [13:47] <Howl> Orange Juice, or nothing. [13:47] <Garem> "Citizen Howman" interview.

Edited out the pointless junk

<Snoteye> [11:54:29] <DangerousDan> No idea what shit you guys are talking about! <-- The gith races are descendants of a human race enslaved by illithids a long time ago. Eventually, Gith and Zerthimon managed to free their kin from the clutches of the mind flayers. As with so many other things, they couldn't agree how to deal with the illithids after that, and the race split into githyanki and githzerai. Gith supposedly went into Hell, likely to gather ass

<Inq> I was thinking of making a Basheban that would channel my innate hate and envy of other players/characters and go out of his way to take all their DM favor/support and make it come CRASHING DOWN <Howl> ... <|Terry|> Sounds like a great idea... <sherry> ..Inq? <|Terry|> ... <Inq> It was a joke <scrappayeti> No Inq, we need to RP here. That is just being you. <Howl> I laughed. <Howl> I did! usually internet doesn't make me laugh

Inq = the internet

Sultan8 [19:02] <Wern8> torm sucks!

From the mouth of babes.

<Snoteye> So I had nothing better to do than read through the logs from last night and see if I'd said anything too embarrasing. <Snoteye> Kids, booze isn't healthy. <RealityDevoid> Booze isn't unhealthy in moderate amounts <RealityDevoid> A glass of wine a day is good for your heart >_> <Snoteye> I had moderate amounts yesterday, although I may've had it several times...

<XvX> http://www.mailorderbride.com —› nick: (Thrawn) is now known as (Thrawn|Shopping)

• TRB slaps Supper_Death around a bit with a large trout • DangerousWr0n slaps TRB around a bit with a large trout <DangerousWr0n> Counterattack! <TRB> o_o • DangerousWr0n charges TRB. With the light brigade. • TRB casts "Summon Babe" to distract everyone —› join: (Archenson) (demordrak@dm-23067.dsl.bell.ca) <TRB> Hm, apparently I miscast. <TRB> :(

[Thu Feb 22 22:03:23] Helkesst : [They seem to have no capacity for speech and are wearing... daipers?]

Gethen: [tell] Your wet willie technique is so powerful it crashed the Server!

A few quotes I noticed while I was going through my screenshots:

Howland [DM]: *the scent of the burned Sheriff Eugene Walters is that of a fine roasted pork*

(a Tell right after Vilikino's death) [Drow to Remain Nameless]: [Tell] *shakes fist at the sky* What did we do to deserve this... I mean... apart from sacrificing all those people.

[20:12] <Wern8> Torm does the work, Tyr is the judge. Ilmater is the meat shield.

Pup

Howland [DM]: *the scent of the burned Sheriff Eugene Walters is that of a fine roasted pork*

[useless trivia] I learned while doing a research paper on ritual cannibalism that "pork most closely resembles [human flesh] in taste and texture." Kinda creepy huh? In fact, in Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest, one guy mentions "Delicious long pork" which I read the in the movie trivia refers to human meat. Also, there's a product called Hufu, which is like Tofu only it's for cannibals who are health conscious >.> [/useless trivia]

We call you whities Longpig. :) Longpig is long.

Me: *something about some DM botching the pause key all the time* PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE

I have that screenied somewhere, too.

<Kotenku> I have plenty of balls!

Ruza

Pup

Howland [DM]: *the scent of the burned Sheriff Eugene Walters is that of a fine roasted pork*

[useless trivia] I learned while doing a research paper on ritual cannibalism that "pork most closely resembles [human flesh] in taste and texture." Kinda creepy huh? In fact, in Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest, one guy mentions "Delicious long pork" which I read the in the movie trivia refers to human meat. Also, there's a product called Hufu, which is like Tofu only it's for cannibals who are health conscious >.> [/useless trivia]

Actually, I once read somewhere that someone who cooked up a piece of human meat just because he was curious thought it tasted a lot like veal.

Zeake [Jasede] [Tell] I may just have to cyber my familiar out of boredom.

<Nuke> You get "Seaman Specialists" <Nuke> ? <Jasede_Zzzeake> ... <Jasede_Zzzeake> LOL <Nuke> That's an actual rank. <RwG> Lado's mom is one of those. * RwG rimshot <Jasede_Zzzeake> What do you do for a living? - I'm a seaman specialist. <lovethesuit> I specialize in removing seamen. <lovethesuit> From...submarines, yeah. <Jasede_Zzzeake> With skilled fingers? <lovethesuit> Or you just put your mouth on one end and blow them all out. <lovethesuit> Seamen love sea shanties so it helps to hum. <Jasede_Zzzeake> "Hmmmm.... this submarine has a lot of water-friction... it needs more lubrication before going deeper."

After finding two dead bodies in Lower (actually, after having walked over and past them a few times) Chera is accosted by a 'voice without a body', which she only caught two glimpses of, and only breifly-- breifly enough that she wrote them off in a moment, forgetting them quickly enough that she didn't make comment. I was amused by the encounter:

[Dyl'Ayna] Chera Ilphukiir: [Talk] Does no one here even care for their dead? *scoffs* [EfUAri] Ari Vischk: [Whisper] Lots of wandering... [EfUAri] Ari Vischk: [Whisper] Looking for something? [Dyl'Ayna] Chera Ilphukiir: [Talk] *looks visibly surprised at the voice, though quickly composes herself, speaking to thin air* I am not. [EfUAri] Ari Vischk: [Whisper] [laughs musically] I know what you're looking for, even if you do not...have fun searching... Ari Vischk: [Tell] *is no longer nearby* [Dyl'Ayna] Chera Ilphukiir: [Talk] You would do well to show yourself. To hide in whatever shadows or magic you possess is cowardice... *looks around for the voice* [Dyl'Ayna] Chera Ilphukiir: [Talk] *peers around viciously, shaken by the encounter with the disembodied voice (seemingly) but refusing to let it bother her too greatly*

<Wern8> i'm higher then sherry by 1k slaps <Wern8> muahahahaha

<Secutor> [20:12] <Wern8> Torm does the work, Tyr is the judge. Ilmater is the meat shield. <Wern8> its true! <Wern8> Torm is the highest level. <Wern8> He got all the xp. <MithrilDragon> And the lowest Int score. <ninelives> So, he's a powergamer? <Wern8> Nope. <ninelives> FOR TR0M <ninelives> FOR TR0M <Wern8> He just smites the most evil. <MithrilDragon> I'm also pretty sure he's had more human sacrifices in his name than any other triad member. <Wern8> Willing sacrifices!

From the silly. . .

To the badass. . .

It was long, so i edited it to the best bits

[06:18] <Dashorama> Wanna fight about it? [06:18] <SleepingPhantom> YEAH [06:18] <Dashorama> Let's go biatch! [06:18] <SleepingPhantom> OKAY [06:18] <Dashorama> BRING IT! [06:18] <SleepingPhantom> GO CLUCKYX [06:18] <SleepingPhantom> I CHOOSE YOU [06:18] <Dashorama> GO WERN8, I CHOSE YOU! [06:18] =-= Cluckyx is now known as Cluckymon [06:19] <Cluckymon> Clucky! Cluck cluck! [06:19] <SleepingPhantom> USE YOUR PECK ATTACK [06:19] <Dashorama> Wern8, Use smite the infidel! [06:19] * SleepingPhantom makes sure he has an escape route for when Cluckymon dies [06:19] <Dashorama> Go! [06:20] * Cluckymon pwns [06:20] <Dashorama> Wern8 counterattack with trout slap! [06:20] <SleepingPhantom> He's asleep [06:20] <SleepingPhantom> You're f*cked [06:21] <SleepingPhantom> Team UK wins the first ever IRCmon fight [06:21] <SleepingPhantom> Yesss [06:21] <Dashorama> Curses! [06:21] <Cluckymon> XD [06:22] <SleepingPhantom> All participants gain 200 nerd points

Amywieng Evrilo: Sheriff, are you busy at the moment?

Barristar Fawkes: Always enough time to arrest you Amywieng. :)

[22:12] <Sternhund> I remember when I first bought NWN at Age... 13? [22:13] <Sternhund> I used to watch the PC Female Model's butt wag side to side [22:13] <Sternhund> Yeah. Low point of my life [22:13] <Sternhund> Now I watch the boobs bounce

<Rimmeke> I wanted to name her Bunnylove Kittenstouch, and be Private Bunnylove!

Anthee knows how to express his emotions:

Anthee <Anthee> Booo-ring. I don't even consider creating characters these days anymore without having someone in it with me. There's no point in going off solo if you can be part of some fun interaction with a friend right from the start. <Anthee> Or with a faction, of course. <Coldburn> <Anthee> with a friend <Coldburn> ... <Coldburn> Are you... serious? <Anthee> As far as online acquintances go, idiot. <Coldburn> You consider me your friend? * Coldburn tears of joy well up. <Coldburn> It's okay Anthee. I understand. It's not cool to talk about it. <Anthee> Fuck you, I just happen to hate the word 'buddy'. <Anthee> Or 'comrade'. <Coldburn> Sure, Anthee. <Coldburn> ;-) <Anthee> Yeah, I don't hate you, if that's what you thought. <Anthee> And you're a good RPer. <Anthee> That's pretty much enough. <Anthee> (For a joint concept that is.)

That's pretty much enough, yes.

<Magister> lmaio <Conan> laugh my ass inside out? <Conan> :o

(Thomas_is_wise) Riappi Sunnrey: Charge like Drunken Draconians!...wait I said that backwords.

<Snoteye> She can spank me all she wants. :P <DangerousDan> Go back to your basement, Snoteye. <Paha_Poika> Snoteye, get a woman, seriously.

She started off so humble :(

Big thanks to Wiggyboy for one of my favourite NPCs.

Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Dur... Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Is look for Yucky! Yucky Dur-ron! [I eat tofu and cheese] Yuiceus Daheron: [Talk] [continuously opens and closes her left hand, producing a bright flame that hovers just above it each time. She wears a look of concentration] Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Yucky Dur-ron! Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] [Scratches the side of his helm] [I eat tofu and cheese] Yuiceus Daheron: [Talk] [glances back] That's me Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Yucky! Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Dress-men want see you! Give me shiny coin to come find! Like be work for dress-man [I eat tofu and cheese] Yuiceus Daheron: [Talk] Eh- Yuiceus... not *glances up* not Yucky Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Give many shinies. Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Yucky! Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Is need- Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Need go to big tower! Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Yus. That be what dress men want [I eat tofu and cheese] Yuiceus Daheron: [Talk] [straightens her hair, running a dainty hand through it] The Spellguard? Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] [Cradles his single gold-coin lovingly] Soon be able to buy pretty axe. Soon. Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Yus! Spellguard Associate Fodder: [Talk] Go now!

I wasn't involved in this irc tid-bit, but it amused me, so I figured I'd share:

<Magister> Question about the hobgoblin subrace. Does it have any of those weird movement penalties that some of the monster models come with by default? <Howl> Don't think so <Magister> wicked <lovethesleep> Question about Howl. <lovethesleep> What kind of music do you enjoy? <Howl> All kinds of music, really. But you really want to see the Howl rock out, maybe some LED ZEPPELIN... or perhaps... some Tuvan throat chanting, in the style of Yat-kha. <Dolorous_Edd> A question about Howl. Have you seen the best minds of your generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical nake, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix? <Howl> Well, I did grow up in Baltimore. <Dolorous_Edd> So that's a yes, Howland? :)

[06:57] Coldburn Coldburn, you are mighty :D [06:57] Coldburn http://www.coldburn.youaremighty.com/ [07:02] Cluckyx http://Ladocicea.willbedefeated.com/ [07:02] Coldburn LOL

[12:30] <ninelives> Starry, you taught me how to troll. Can you teach me how to not troll? [12:30] <SI> Once you have trolled... [12:30] <SI> You can never go back. [12:31] <SI> It's like losing your virginity. :/ [12:31] <ninelives> Kotenku might not understand the analogy. [12:31] <SI> See? [12:31] <SI> Can't go back! [12:31] <ninelives> God damnit.

[Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] Shee ees telling story! [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] I eem not vanting your comments! [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Best be quiet then [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *holds his index finger to his lips* Ssssh [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] Hmph! If are speaking again, I vill smack you. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] "That's truley unfortunate" the old man continued "Oh, I wouldn't quite say that" the young man said "Since the hag burned up with it!" [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] And I will set you a fire. *wets his lips* [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] Hmph! [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] [Promptly swings at Ickerous] [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] [Watches impassively] [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] **Subdued** [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *stomps on her head* [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] **Subdued** [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Teehee [A half-giggle] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] That wasn't very nice [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *stomps once more for final measure* [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Hmph. She was listening! [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] [Bullrushes, mouth bloody] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Sorry dear [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] **Subdued** [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Insolent [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] **Blacked out** [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Damned drunkards [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *rests his foot on her head* [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Now, will you be civil? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] I can burn and scar yourself beyond healing if you'd like. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *your flesh [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] I don't think she can talk with her mouth full of teeth? Dropped Pack: [Talk] Luludja's belongings [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Worn, this drunkard attacked me [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] What the -goddamn- hell is going on in my shop. [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] This true? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *resting a foot on her head* [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] [Struggles up, spitting blood] [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] He vas interruping story. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] I had no choice but to defend myself [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] Get your worthless ass out of my shop. You're barred. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] [She drums her fingers on her helmet] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *shakes his head, tutting* I'm sorry for this Worn. [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] Hmph! I eem not liking stupeed leetle shop! Eet ess small and haggard! [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] Hm! I vill find you. [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] VEN I EEM SOBER! [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Congratulations [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Good fish. [Pocket Watch] Luludja: [Talk] [Stumbles drunkenly, nose dripping] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *sighs lightly, running a hand along his newly healed features* [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] [She shuffles her feet] [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] Yer aight, Sir? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Here, this should pay for your goblin to clean up the blood [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] [Peer about for any damage.] [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] Much appreaciated, Sir. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] I was thinking of immolating her, but refrained. The scorch marks would be unseemly [DangerousDan27] Ferius Worn: [Talk] Yessir. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *shakes his head* Cursed drunkards. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] But it was a great story [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] You can continue on, I'm still interested Engel. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] It's finished! [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Drat, she distracted me from the ending. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Yes, yes. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Tell] Isn't it like...early for you? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Tell] Dunno >_> [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] [She glances briefly to Worn] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] But that was an amusing game, I must say. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Boxing, yes? [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] How about, ohh! [She claps her hands together] I know a game [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *chuckles* Unbinding. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Oh? do tell! [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Youknow, youknow the card-game yes, at the Crone? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Yes, I do. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] It's like that yes, but the statkes, the stakes [She lits a finger to her visor] is kittens. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] stakes** [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *blandly* Kittens? [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Kittens. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] We could play! If we had kittens. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Shame that we don't [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Yes. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] What would you have done if you had won, kittens? [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] They'd come to live with me in the box, perhaps. Or, perhaps, yes, we'd bake them? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Breaking their necks wouldn't suffice? [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] That's a quick death [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Hrm. Oh, bake them -alive-. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Yes, yes [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *wets his lips* No, no, my dear. Flaying them of their miniscule soul would be more entertaining. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Kitten souls? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Then we'd animate them, just to see what it would be like. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Undead kittens. They'd be kittens for always, yes, no, perhaps? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Rotting kittens for ever, yes [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Can they, can they rot apart? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Well, eventually there would just be bone left, yes. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Would it still work? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] And they'd smell -dreadful- [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] I'd clean up after them! [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Mmhrm [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Oh, please, please [She chitters girlishly] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Oh fine, find me the kittens and we'll play the game. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Do you think, think, the drow's kitten survived? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Honestly, you're reminding me of Louis. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Who? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Nevermind, an old friend. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] [She shuffles towards his table and sits down in the oposite chair] [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Tell, tell? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] There is not much to tell really *shrugs idly* He was once my friend, and then he betrayed me. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Did you break his neck? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No, no no, dear. What I have in store for him is far more painful [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Skinning, yes? Boil him alive? [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Put him on a stake and let him slowly die, yes? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *tuts* So small minded, Engelcken. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Classic [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No, first I will play with him. A knife game. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] "Don't go for the kill if you can go for the pain" [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *wets his lips* After I've finished squirting about... -he- will show me how to bind him. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Bind, bind? Tie with rope? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No, bind his spirit to a device. So he may be with me always. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Can't say that I don't keep my friends close. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Would he smell? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No, his spirit would be bound to my ring. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Ideally, anyway. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] How did, how did you find your way here, yes? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] He'll serve as fuel. *smiles broadly* How did I find my way here? [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Yes, yes? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Oh, one day I decided to walk down a cave, and never stopped walking [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Running? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Figuratively speaking [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] I was, I was. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *yawns into his gloved hand* I've enjoyed our chat, Engelcken. It was most entertaining. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] [She taps her fingers against the table] Yes, yes? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Now, I think I shall sleep [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Yes, yes. [Pewter_] Engelcken Valeska: [Talk] Listen to its chitter [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *nods politely* I hope you enjoy yourself till next we are to meet

Rocking.

[14:59] <MA> Arkovity! [14:59] <Arkov> Hello. [14:59] <MrSelfDestruct> HALLO DAR [15:00] <Kotenku> :) Hey, Arkov. [15:00] <JPB> hi [15:00] <Kotenku> We love and respect you, and fully appreciate all the work you do on the module. [15:00] <Kotenku> HAPPY MOTHER'S DAAAAY! [15:01] <JPB> lol [15:03] <AppleCleo> :P [15:08] * Arkov is now known as Arkov|ExtremelyBusy [15:08] <MrSelfDestruct> ExtremelyBusyMakingMoreMothers. [15:09] Kotenku> Hell yeah son! :D [15:09] <Arkov|ExtremelyBusy> ... [15:09] * Kotenku high-fives the A-dog [15:09] <MrSelfDestruct> ^_- [15:09] <MrSelfDestruct> represent the E.F.U. hit those bitches up. [15:10] <Kotenku> Arkov isn't bothered. That ellipsis is just a paraphrase. [15:10] <Kotenku> Because he's so busy, he can't type the whole quote out. [15:10] <Kotenku> So he just dropped an ellipsis. [15:12] <MrSelfDestruct> Arkov pounces quick/ loin aflame he rushes in/ babies will be made [15:12] <Secutor> Spogtror, terror of the universe, scourge of the cosmos, devourer of worlds.

(Some gnome) How Rude, interrupting a conversation! (Grantie Marrias) I am efficient, and manners are quite inefficient, do you wish to join in for Gnoll slaying? (Some gnome) But I have dignity! (Grantie marrias) You are to short to have dignity. (Some gnome) ... (Grantie marrias) yes, my work is done.

SkillFocuspwn: Could Nurtle possibly have been a turtle in a past life? Theoretically? DMulor: The pokemon? DMulor: Oh! Nurtle the Duergar!

<Helge> All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!

(Grantie Marrias:To a dm) How does one earn there deity's attention? (Ladocia) Do ya mean a deity popping and saying HEy! (Grantie Marrias) No, as in warranting her favor...(The rest is spoilerious, but those two lines on topic are funny!)

Ladocia will hunt you down and destroy you for the (mis)use of the name.

OOC Conversation between Earas and Myself.

<Earas Nightstar>: What time is it?

<Ferius Worn>: At my end? About quarter to eleven...why?

<Earas Nightstar>: ....

<Ferius Worn>: Oh, right. Yes. Sorry. It's Worntime.

Cluckyx <Helge> All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!

Now everyone will think I have "all kinds of psychiatric disorders".

After being killed, Reberius and Grant go to the Fugue *grantie marrias) Welll (Reberius Blackwinter) Well (Grantie Marrias) Should never have worn that cloak (Reberius Blackwinter) Yes, and we should have been divided (Grantie marrias)Hrm, did you reveal any information? (reb) Nothing...They nkow about my family. (reb) the Original *Grant* (Nods) (Grant) At least One Selunite has been slain (Reb) But two of us died. (Grant) *Nods sadly* But <FOIG> Will survive.

(Reb) I hope, I was just believing they would let me go (Grant) unfortunate. (Grant) I knew from the moment i was captured I would die. (Reberius) I had a bad feeling, but I haven't Heared my Stomach. *Grant) *Looks up to the sky* (grant) We have done well. (Grant) I converted three into her following (Reb)As I saw the trap and the closing of the door. (Grant) And I died for her (Reb) She will give you life in the everlasting Darkness (Grant) *Smiles* In the void that was before all life. (Grant) and You two old man, you served her faithfully unto your last breath. (reb) Thanks (Grant) //brb (Grant)//I wanna put this on IC quotes....

The best part is this was all rapid fire.

<Arkov> Somebody give me names for Underdark plants! <DeputyCool> Deep Tulip. <Conan> Lumishroom <DeputyCool> Deep Rose. <DeputyCool> Deep Daisy. <lovethesuit> Deep Plant. <DeputyCool> Deep Forget me Not. <Ommadawn|work> Dark Fern <lovethesuit> Plant of the Underdark. <DeputyCool> UNDERDARK PLANT <lovethesuit> Shadowfauna. <DeputyCool> Evil Cactus. <Dajemib> Deep Naked Ladies? <Arkov> You all lose.

<Ladocicea> Coldburn, you know what you can do? <Ladocicea> Coldburn? <Ladocicea> You know? <Ladocicea> You know what you can do, Coldburn? <Ladocicea> Place my testicles in your mouth, then evacuate your oral cavity of air. <Ladocicea> That's right. <Ladocicea> Suck <Ladocicea> My <Ladocicea> Balls.

This brings Eric Cartman to mind. A fat, puffy kid, angry at the world. I love my Ladocicea.

<Coldbane> BANE * TheSkillFocus is now known as TheBaneLackey * alstrodayoffia is now known as Tr0m * Tr0m smites Coldbane * Tr0m smites TheBaneLackey * Tr0m does the funky chicken * TheBaneLackey is NG * Tr0m kicks TheBaneLackey's bottom then. * Tr0m does the funky chicken * TheBaneLackey is now known as TheTr0mLackey * Tr0m lets TheTr0mLackey know about the dress code and dental plan <DjSpectre> alright I;ll ask again now that it's quieter. I have a laptop IDE drive. My new laptop has a sata controller, but the pins on the two hard drives look identical. I want to put the IDE one into the second bay on my sata-based laptop....will it work? <Canzah> !date <ExileStrife> ::( Alturiak 6th :: Year 152 :: 1374 DR ):: <Canzah> No date?!?! <Canzah> Ah.. <TheTr0mLackey> xD <Tr0m> Sorry, DJ, no clue. * Tr0m does the funky chicken * Snoteye is now known as Helm * Tr0m smites metropakt * Helm is much too cool for the funky chicken. <DjSpectre> thanks Tr0m, anyone else know? <Helm> No idea, Spectre. <Tr0m> It might not be in our portfolios. <Tr0m> But try Cyric! <Helm> I have emo in my portfolio. :( * Coldbane is now known as Cyric <DjSpectre> Thanks anyway Helm. <Tr0m> I thought Try had that. <Cyric> Good day, this is the 1-800 EVIL hotline, how can I help you? <Helm> I stole it from hom. <Tr0m> Oooh. <Helm> him* * Terry is now known as Urdlen * Tr0m moves the cat off the floor. <DangerousDan> I'll bring out the best god of all, soon. <DangerousDan> Sombrero. * Helm dials 1-800-EVIL. <Helm> "Hello? Yeah. Darkness called..." <MA> XD <Urdlen> I am Urdlen! <Canzah> No, you are Terry. <Urdlen> :( <Urdlen> Urdleeeeeen. <Wiggyboy> Urdlen isn't as fat as you are <Wiggyboy> Fatty <Canzah> Wiggy my precious. <Urdlen> I'm not a mole, dammit! <Helm> Wiggyboy knows. <Helm> Wiggyboy|Urdlen. * Tr0m huggles Urdlen. <LaBrea> Wiggy|EATEROFGODS * Daemonic-daz points at Urdlen whilst laughing <Daemonic-daz> You pathetic... Get some nuts!!! * Urdlen is now known as Nobanion <Helm> Large cats. -.- <Tr0m> Kitty! <Nobanion> Meow. * Helm smites Kitty! * Tr0m snuffles into his hankie. <Nobanion> :( <MrSelfDestruct> o_O <MrSelfDestruct> whats up..yeall * Tr0m waves his snotty hankie at MrSelfDestruct <Tr0m> Yo. <MrSelfDestruct> where did all of these deities come from <Tr0m> Other planes, thilly. <Helm> Interlopers. <MrSelfDestruct> Tr0m with a lisp.. <Helm> Antelopers. <MrSelfDestruct> MSD worked today! <Tr0m> And a hankie. <MrSelfDestruct> ooooooo yeeeaaaahhhh * TheTr0mLackey is now known as Valkur <Tr0m> No more dental plan, Valkur. But nice outfit. <Helm> Do I get a dental plan? <Tr0m> Nope. Just employees of Tr0mC0rp. <Helm> But... I live in your house! :( <Tr0m> But we do have a group insurance plan you're welcome to opt into. <Helm> (Unwillingly, but blame the authors.) <Tr0m> And you never put the toiletseat back down. <Helm> Pfft. <Tr0m> Do we want our female celestials to DROWN? <Tr0m> I think not. <MrSelfDestruct> o_o <MrSelfDestruct> and you guys say my conversations are dumb * MrSelfDestruct leaves <Helm> The celestials can use the outhouse. <Tr0m> Helm, put the toilet seat down. I don't wanna hear any more shrieks in the middle of the night 'cause they forgot to turn the light on. <Helm> h8 * Helm puts down the toilet seat. <Tr0m> My house, my rules, mister. <Valkur> I'm a social reject because everyone chooses Tymora or Umberlee instead of me <Tr0m> You should bring the Funk, Valkur. You'd be surprised what happens then. <DangerousDan> Anyone link me some funky portrait packs? <Tr0m> Conan would know of those. Mebbie. <Tr0m> Or Thea. <Valkur> Worship me! <Tr0m> Valkur, you can opt into the group health insurance plan still. <Tr0m> That's the closest I'll come to worship. <Valkur> Can I change to LG and join the Triad? <Valkur> You can call it the Fourad! <Tr0m> I'll have to check with Try and Ilmater, but I think your chances are good. * Valkur cleverly disguises his 6 int with fox's cunning potions * Valkur which he bought of Shar for cheap * Tr0m just wants the toilet seat left *down* * Helm leaves the toilet seat up in protest. * Valkur vomits on Helm due to seasickness * Helm emos. :( * Tr0m hands Helm the 'Roomie Wanted' section of the Classifieds with all the good prospects circled in red. <Tr0m> My house, my rules. <Tr0m> Toilet seat down. * Helm goes back to put down the toilet seat. * Tr0m gets the ice cream Helm likes and puts it in the communal freezer. <Helm> :O * Valkur vomits all over the ice cream due to alcohol poising from drinking Shar's beer * Canzah is now known as Umberlee * Umberlee drowns Valkur's puny self * Valkur hides behing Tr0m * Helm cheers. <Valkur> behind* <Tr0m> Settle down, kids. I wanna read the paper. * Umberlee is now known as Canzah * Valkur is now known as TheSkillFocus * Cyric still continues to own, and will soon plot to overthrow @Ao himself. * Helm works flexible hours. * Helm is now known as Snoteye * Tr0m wanders off for coffee. * TheSkillFocus puts up a "Demigod lackey for hire - Will work sundays" sign up <Wiggyboy> TheSkillFocus puts up a "Demigod lackey for hire - Will work sundays" sign up <-- Will work Sundays? What kind of heathen filth are you? :( no jobs for the godless heretic! * Tr0m puts a "Lackey Wanted" notice in the paper <TheSkillFocus> :( * TheSkillFocus doesn't read the paper due to Wiggyboy not giving him money * Tr0m , being LG, wants a paper-reader * Daemonic-daz being True Neutral uses a paper for tower roll

It didn't end there, but I my computor crashed and I missed too much :/

<Caek> I have an urge to log into EfU <Caek> But I don't have a character <Caek> Or any idea where anything is <Caek> At all <Caek> So I won't bother <Caek> I had a goblin, but when I logged in with him he was fucking underground somewhere and I couldn't get out <Coldburn> It's called the Underdark, Caek. >.> <RobDeHauteville> Oh, wait. That was a joke? <Caek> FUCK YOU

<Neku> So wrong. <Neku> You just rapedmy childhood, Secutor <Neku> raped my* <Secutor> I should quote that on the forums. <Secutor> <Neku> raped my* <Secutor> Out of context humor is the best! <Johannes_> Ooh! We're talking about triangles? <Neku> XD

* Pinefish has joined #EFU <Pinefish> Hello folks! <Vlaid> That makes no sense <Pinefish> well that was a supprisingly bad return to EFU... <Vlaid> Er, not you

After being slain by HUndreds of kobold crossbowmen, 4 of Noirin's party arte in the Fugue

(Noirin) So this is the fugue. (Noirin) seems a bit Dull (Vriurik) Quite boring (Noirin) Well, we are dead. (Vriurik) //Only place we can't die. (Noirin) //XD -----This went on for a bit.

<DangerousDan> Today, is a glorious day. <DangerousDan> I organised my inventory. <lovethesuit> Congrats. <OskarMaxon|> Inventory tetris! <DangerousDan> Wiggyboy is the biggest whore ever. <DangerousDan> He just unorganised my inventory. <DeputyCool> Hahahahahaha <DeputyCool> Go wiggy. <DeputyCool> XD <OskarMaxon|> hahahahaha <Wiggyboy> Embrace the chaos that is a random inventory!

(Dace Darklight) now, for the best potion ever "Dace puts down a potion of Dragon's durability" (Dace) For you Olavo (Olavo) ((I just forgot something but that is not important) (Vicha) I didn't see it, what does it do? (Someone) I would love to get the recipe for it (Dace) Gives you the strength and durability of a dragon (Noirin) Nice, Olavo, now lets see how well it works and go kill a dragon.

Anver and Noirin in the Fugue

(Noirin) Any Confessions Anver? (Anver) No!

We all know Anver is a Banite. The shame! The horror! [Hides]

Noirin and Argitheo in the Fugue

(Noirin) I think you are a pompous, self serving, self pious, insane fool, and a stupid idiot. (Argitheo) (after a long speech) Don't you think I know that?

Paty and Noirin the Fugue

(Patty) I have a confession, I am really 43.

I'll let you guys guess on this one.

[Arcane_Magi] Elizabeth: [Talk] *rubs her bare thigh* [_Nightfire_] Criler: [Talk] So uh. Stand up, turn around, back facin' me. [Arcane_Magi] Elizabeth: [Talk] You've got it, bad boy. [_Nightfire_] Criler: [Talk] Drop ten coins t'pay for the note. [Arcane_Magi] Elizabeth: [Talk] *reaches for her handbag, which she unclips and grabs a handful of coins from* [Arcane_Magi] Elizabeth: [Talk] *she bends over slowly as she drops the money* [_Nightfire_] Criler: [Talk] Drop ten more coins if y'like my mustache [Arcane_Magi] Elizabeth: [Talk] *does so* [Arcane_Magi] Elizabeth: [Talk] *winks in Criler's direction* [_Nightfire_] Criler: [Talk] Oy oy. Righty, thanks.

Criler wins. Infernal babies.

<Halfbrood> Losing your wallet is like losing your virginity. It's there one second and gone the next, and it always happens when you're wasted.

<lovethesuit> :( These Snoteyes have given us a lot of trouble in the past. <Snoteye> :( <lovethesuit> Uh, does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him? <RobDeHauteville> WOW QUOTES FTW. <Kotenku|GalCiv2> I think Krunto needed something off him <lovethesuit> Oh, does he need those Devout Shoulders? Doesn't - isn't he a paladin? <Kotenku|GalCiv2> ... <Kotenku|GalCiv2> <.< <Kotenku|GalCiv2> >.> <Kotenku|GalCiv2> Yeah, but that will help him heal better, he'll have more mana <|Garem|> lawl <lovethesuit> [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we'll do, I'll run in first, uh gather up all the eggs, we can kinda just, ya know blast them all down with AOE. Um, I will use Intimidating Shout, to kinda scatter'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh, when my Shouts are done, uhh, I'll need Garem to come in and drop his Shout too, uh so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight too many. <lovethesuit> Um, when his is done, Conan of course will need to run in and do the same thing. Uhh, we're gonna need Divine Intervention on our mages, uhh so they can, uhh, AE, uh so we can of course get them down fast, cause we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. <lovethesuit> Uhh, what do you think Wern8? Can you give me a number crunch real quick? <Wern8> Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival. <Wern8> >_> <lovethesuit> That's a lot better than we usually do, uhh, alright, you think we're ready guys? <DangerousDan> All right chums, I'm (back)! Let's do this! DANGEROOOOOOOOOOOOUS DAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!11one <Kotenku|GalCiv2> LOL OMG HE JUST RAN IN <lovethesuit> Save him! Oh jeez, stick to the plan. Oh jeez, let's go, let's go! <lovethesuit> Stick to the pleen guys, stick to the plan! <lovethesuit> Oh jeez, oh ****. <Kotenku|GalCiv2> GIMME A DIVINE INTERVENTION HURRY UP <lovethesuit> Shoutin'! <Kotenku|GalCiv2> I can't Cast! I can't move, am I laggin' guys? I CAN'T MOVE! <lovethesuit> What the- what the hell? <Kotenku|GalCiv2> omfg this lag :( <Kotenku|GalCiv2> I CAN'T AE <lovethesuit> The Snoteyes keep respawning! More respawning!! * Snoteye throws more dots on lovethesuit. <lovethesuit> Stay down, Stay down. Oh my God.. <lovethesuit> Goddamnit Dan! Goddamn it. Dan, you moron! <Kotenku|GalCiv2> GODDAMN IT DAN <DangerousDan> Least I ain't chicken.

<MithrilDragon> I love Nuklear Power. "For the last time, White Magic can't "heal" incest!"

<DangerousDan> I still think that Helm and Mask should form a headgear pantheon.

<Snoteye> Ninelives. <Snoteye> Here's my first demand: <Snoteye> Lithe. <Snoteye> Buxom. <Snoteye> Elven. <Snoteye> Lasses.- <MrSelfDestruct> still <MrSelfDestruct> wont <MrSelfDestruct> sleep <MrSelfDestruct> with <MrSelfDestruct> you

<Haquin> We need to create a #Wiggyfans though <Snoteye> Why? <Snoteye> It would be empty. <Snoteye> Even ChanServ would revolt.

<ninelives> Is Sad! <NineLives> Go away!

<AppleCleo is now known as VeryGladCleo>

<Someone> Apple! <Putrid_plum> Pfft, Plums are much better than apples <thomasjohnson> Your plums are putrid <thomas-> Both of them

((I might of missed some dislouge, but it was a funny IRC moment))

<Halfbrood> Wiggyboy. <Halfbrood> Can I speak with you seriously for a moment, in a PM?

* wcsherry changes topic to 'Escape from the Underdark! | www.escapefromunderdark.com | Server IP Address: efu.us.to | Server Status: Running v1039. <Secutor> Mmgh.' <ExileStrife> ::( Ches 29th :: Year 152 :: 1374 DR ):: <wcsherry> Ahh. <wcsherry> Now I will see it everytime I log in.

I think the fact that I logged into chat halfway through this conversation fad it all the funnier.

=-= Topic for #efu is “Escape from the Underdark! | www.escapefromunderdark.com | Server IP Address: efu.us.to | Server Status: Running v1041” =-= Topic for #efu was set by Sternhund on 18 July 2007 10:30:34

<DrDragon> I might want to make my bugbear one! <Nickless> It's considered a taboo topic by many, many, many, many people DrDragon. <Halfbrood> A bugbear paedophile? <Nickless> :s Such a troll. <DrDragon> Just kidding! <DrDragon> Well I am a troll <DrDragon> trolls get Regen!

<RedCanzah> A DM around with some time to chat? <RealityDevoid> Like they all make- <RealityDevoid> Gotta go * RealityDevoid is now known as RD|Away

<Wern8> even e-girls have flaws

<DrDragon> I WANT TO APP FOR A OGRE! <ScottyB> You can app for anything. <DrDragon> can I app for your mom?

An extract from the logs of the most epic trial evv0r. For the record, Thorain was being tried on Capital Crimes for causing a riot, assaulting Moppeldoppel, and various other madness in conjunction with this. As you may understand after reading this log, the only punishment was a rather small fine.

[EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] I shuld tell my version [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Talk] Be quiet or i shall not wait till after. [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] Very well, the red dressed gnome may now come here, you may step down private. [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] WHAT you cant do that [DunwarrenDesperado] Brandon Hammersmith: [Talk] Thank ye, Sir. [He salutes.] [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] The court thanks you for your testatmony. [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Humph! *sticks her little nose in the sky* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] State your full name for the record please. [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] 8considers the gnomes late actions* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] *Looks at the podium* Humph! can I get a stoll here? [Burning_Whisper] Anastasia Methos: [Talk] *chuckles* She's a talkative one [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Talk] *Rolls his eyes* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] dear judge.. Might I say I love a man with power.. Like you *winks* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Anyway [Burning_Whisper] Anastasia Methos: [Talk] *smirks* [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] .... *gapes at her* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] [rolls his eyes] [DunwarrenDesperado] Brandon Hammersmith: [Talk] [He shakes his head.] [Giblizzle] Cassey Stormshadow: [Talk] *Frowns slightly, sighing lightly* [Wrinkled] Lork Xrav: [Talk] *laughs at the gnome* [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] *shakes head* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] I was doing a bit of shopping in the marketplace when I suddenly saw that man *points at Thoraine* [Burning_Whisper] Anastasia Methos: [Talk] *chuckles* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] He was looking at me with a savage look! the look of a wild beast! [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] ...... [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] *watches with slight amusement* [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] ..... cor. I've been called a wild beast now, too. Scratch one on my checklist. *mutter loudly* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] He shouted! Let me tuch you let me tuch you pretty woman! you shall be my thrall! *Moppel sounds like she is either telling a lie, or is a rambeling fool* [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] ..... [Wrinkled] Lork Xrav: [Talk] *laughs again* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Then he came straight at me! [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] *tries to hide a chortle* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] He charged me like a wild savege voar! [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] /boar [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Whisper] By the Gods... [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Thrusting its fangs at my pelvis over and over agien! [Wrinkled] Lork Xrav: [Talk] *his stomach growls* [Szgk] Hafur Rher: [Talk] *raises hand* This's outrageous, councilor. [DunwarrenDesperado] Brandon Hammersmith: [Whisper] She's entirely mental... [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] What culd I do but scream and run! [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] *raises an eyebrow* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] Silence in the court. [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *nods to brandon* [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Whisper] Indeed... i can almost see why they scream out Thrall at her.. [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] *chortling openly now, unable to restrain himself* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] As I tried to flee that man *points at Jard* Took a swing at me with his greatsword! [Szgk] Hafur Rher: [Talk] *falls quiet, smirking at welfyr's overheard words* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] If you wish to withness, good dwarf, you may do so, in your turn. No interfearance during testamony. [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Clearly he tried to hit me with the blunt edge of the blade to prolong the pain [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] So he did not try to kill you? [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] The two watchmen here *motions to Welfyr and Brandon* Just stood there looking.. Didnt do anything to interven [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Talk] ... [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Lucky the good sergant blackbeard steped in and stoped the madness! [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] *very, very loud chortle and accompanying giggle* [DunwarrenDesperado] Brandon Hammersmith: [Talk] Objection, Councilor. This woman's clearly insane. [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] [looks at Brandon] [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Just to rub some more salt into my wounds Welfyr shackled me like a dog! and draged me arround town.. Showing me off like a trophy! [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] Your objection is noted, but I let her finish. [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Talk] Do know that i did my very best to control the situation. Sergeant Adriarch Hersur: [Talk] [puts his hand to his mouth and bites his lip, trying to hide a grin] [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] Dear Tymora I can't... I can't stand it anymore! *tears at trying to hold back open laughter* [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *giggles to himself* [DunwarrenDesperado] Brandon Hammersmith: [Whisper] What a load of shit. [yalta99] Kasin Moonsbane: [Talk] [looking relieved he smiles widely whilst listening to the gnome] [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] He then took me to the spell gaurds.. where the agents took me to a locked room and tuched me.. then he cast a spell at me and the next i remmber were waking up, with my clothes all wrong .. like it had been removed! [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *nods to brandon with a thumbs up aparantly agreeing* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] So in fact, the watch did assault you as well, is this what you are saying? [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *laughs* [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] Tymora, please! *laughing openly now* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Well no [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] And the spellguard did... uhm... what? [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] They didnt hurt me physical [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Whisper] Lets see them trying to get 50 people, running in circles hacking at eachothers back, to stop. [-Hatred-] Valen Dan'lande: [Talk] *narrows his eyes alittle, obviously not finding this amusing.* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Well I dont know what they did.. They paralyzed me or something [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] *seems to consider all the laughing* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] And .. well my dressed looks like it had been removed [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] //afk again [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] When i woke up [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] and private Welfyr had the nerves to fine me 50coins on top of this! [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] For casting a defencive spells to fend off the attackers, they themself didnt dare to stop [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] I belive that is all your handsomeness [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Talk] *He nods* Aswell as a few other laws broken. [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *raises hand* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] *Winks at Wytric* [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] may I speak councilor? [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] So let me try summ this up. You were assaulted by the accused, but you accuse the watch of bad behaviour and you suspect spellguard "dishonoured" you in manner better not speak of? [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] No you may not ruffian! [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] By Tempus and Tymora.... Good Gods..... *wipes away tears from his eyes* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Oh.. ell Umm sure! [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] /well [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] *Has a slight insane look on her face* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] calling me a thrall! [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] *frowns* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] Could you also finally state your full name for the record, you failed to do that when I first asked that, good lady. [Shad0w Dancer] Welfyr: [Talk] *He just sighs, shaking his head in disbelief* [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *is laughing in his char* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Oh yes I am Miss Moppeldoppel blimfisen von wundersmack [-Hatred-] Valen Dan'lande: [Talk] *coughs once* [Berosion the Odd] Thorain: [Talk] You're miss doppelganger blimfigging of what? *tears at eyes again, chortling* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] [looks at scribe a moment as he scribes something down] [Szgk] Hafur Rher: [Talk] *looks to the scribe, quirking a brow* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] *Frowns* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] Order! [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Yes Silence! [Wrinkled] Lork Xrav: [Talk] *laughs* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] Do you have more to add miss Moppeldoppel? [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Whisper] So.. Maybe you want to have dinner with me after this? [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Oh no,., that is all your handsomenes [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] [frowns] [Dr Dragon] Mathell Jard: [Talk] *raises hand* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] May I sit agien sir? [Szgk] Hafur Rher: [Talk] *mutters* Dinner.. *holds in a chuckle* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] [tries to keep serious face, but grins a bit] [Wrinkled] Lork Xrav: [Talk] *slides the box up to his lap again and shakes it a bit* [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] *Mopples belly rumbles* [Raven_Blood123] Guss .: [Talk] *eyes the box shaking dwarf again* [Viconius] Wyric Crowshire: [Talk] You may step down then, miss Moppledoppel [EFU_Spoon] Moppeldoppel Blimfisen Von Wundersmack: [Talk] Ohh I shuld go get some dinner

I wish I quoted the conversation Frum and Thorain had during the time they were both in jail...lol.

Classic 8)

Registering for citizenship as a tiefling Official Kleine: [Talk] May I help you? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *nods once to the official, smiling ever so slightly* I would like to register for citizenship. Official Kleine: [Talk] Indeed Official Kleine: [Talk] Allow me to gather the paperwork [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Mmrm Official Kleine: [Talk] Name? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *rests his weight on his left hand on top of the desk* Lor... mmck, Ickerous Prideaux. Official Kleine: [Talk] [blinks] Official Kleine: [Talk] Okay Official Kleine: [Talk] Do you have any notable job skills? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Is that all I need to answer? "Job skills?" Managing estates, and wizardry. Official Kleine: [Talk] [looks him over trying to figure out what she doesn't like about the man] Official Kleine: [Talk] [Writes that in] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *a small sneer of disdain breaks through his face* [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Anything else? Official Kleine: [Talk] Any mixed blood? Official Kleine: [Talk] We have... laws [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] My blood is pure and noble, what are you insinuating? [miasma_bmt] Gur: [Talk] Give me one of these stones. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *flashes his signet ring* Official Kleine: [Talk] I insinuate nothing. I am asking questions. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] I am of House Prideaux. Official Kleine: [Talk] That ring implies? Official Kleine: [Talk] [blinks] Official Kleine: [Talk] I see [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *lip twitches* Nobility of Cormyr. Official Kleine: [Talk] Won't count for much down here, sweety. Official Kleine: [Talk] [forces a smile] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Bah! Do you have any more questions? Official Kleine: [Talk] I do. How did you find the city? Official Kleine: [Talk] How did you end up here? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *pauses a moment* I went walking through a cave and never found the way out. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Happy? Next question. Official Kleine: [Talk] Have you ever been in contact with Illithid? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No. Why would you think that? Official Kleine: [Talk] I don't. Questions remember. Have you ever been in contact with the Drow? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *his tone of voice is sharp arrogant and snappy* [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] No. Next question! Official Kleine: [Talk] You swear that all you have said is true? [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *glances up* I swear on the life of my sister and cousin. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] All that remains of House Prideaux on the surface. Official Kleine: [Talk] [pushes a paper and quill forward] Official Kleine: [Talk] Sign here [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *signs it with a broad flourish hastily* Official Kleine: [Talk] [takes the paper and immediately places it atop a stack] Official Kleine: [Talk] Now... a stone [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Glorious, that was only mildly irritating. Yes the stone? Official Kleine: [Talk] [grits her teeth, licks her lips, and continues] Official Kleine: [Talk] Yes, a citizen stone is needed for you. Official Kleine: [Talk] Through it you will be in contact with this office. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *drolls his left fingers on the table* Yes, it is. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] I realize. Official Kleine: [Talk] [bites her tongue] Official Kleine: [Talk] Right. It needs to be imprinted. Official Kleine: [Talk] Each stone is person specific. [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *stares at her* Then... -do it- Official Kleine: [Talk] [places a citizen stone on the table with a pair of tongs] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Honestly woman, you're insufferable. I feel like you're a child that I have to guide through every procedure. *grabs the stone and quickly pockets it* Official Kleine: [Talk] A moment sir Official Kleine: [Talk] That stone is cracked [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *groans* [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *drops it on the desk and folds his arms* Official Kleine: [Talk] I shall have to go to the back to get one [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] By Siamorphe woman, I feel like I'm awaiting my loyalty oath to the king. Official Kleine: [Talk] Okay Official Kleine: [Talk] Try this one Official Kleine: [Talk] [places a new stone on the table with tongs] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *sighs* I can see why the city is attacked so much... *picks it up* Official Kleine: [Talk] [smiles wanly] [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] Thank you for your help, young woman. *holds out a bag of gold and waves it* Here is a bag of moneies [Ickerous Prideaux] Ickerous Prideaux: [Talk] *gleefully as he leaves* Which I'm not going to give to you. Official Kleine: [Talk] Just leave it there [distastefully]

Much <3 for Ickerous. Wouldn't he have been great on the Council?

((Salias Jariin-- Did the Merchant sell anything to hew down foes and hang there intestines for the ceiling in violent testament to Garagos?))

((Earns 150 exp))

((Duegar Merchant)) No, all hewing and intestine hanging goods are sold to drow and Duegar.

Hehe, classic.

<DruQks|Ninjew> The three words that are most important to the Spellguard are carved in stone within the Tower. <RwG> "No" <RwG> "Fat" <RwG> "Chicks" <DangerousDandy> xD

(Ratty) You don't has anything elses to sell? What about your robes!? (Howland as Duegar Peddler) 500 coins (Ratty) Okays! (Peddler) *Strips down shamelessly* (Ratty) Yeaaaaaa!

Tika: So... you folks really like Garagos, huh? Garagos Follower 1: Of course! Garagos Follower 2: Garagos is glory! Garagos Follower 2: Power, War! Plunder! Tika: He must be a pretty tough guy ta have you as lovers. *looks impressed*

:P

<Johannes> What do pseudo-scientists in the Forgotten Realms setting understand about lightning and electricity? <lovethesuit> ... <lovethesuit> Talos. <S> If you get hit with it, it hurts.

<Kharl>Why miss (to Agent Blake) your knees are shaking? <Cedric> *kneels down* <Kharl> Do you see Cedric? <Cedric> Yep. They're shaking. <Kharl> Do you see them Halfer?! (to drin) <Drin> How could I? I can barely see around your enormous ego.

<Cluckyx> SHERRY PLZ <Cluckyx> I LOEV U <Cluckyx> SHERRY <NoMySpaceRequestsPlz> that didn't work for my ex <NoMySpaceRequestsPlz> and it's certainly not working for you <Cluckyx> :(

<Halfbrood> raq! * uhwo has joined #EFU <Halfbrood> :( <Halfbrood> I miss her/him. * Szgk_ is now known as Szgk <Arca> her/him/it <Halfbrood> Preferably her.

[06:09] Vlaid loves it when inspiration strikes. [06:09] <Vlaid> I can always rely on random IRC chat to inspire me to greatness. [06:09] <MexicanGunslinger> I love tacos and buritos [06:09] <MexicanGunslinger> a simple lettuce cheese sauce and mince

<lovethesuit> I want to take you <lovethesuit> On a trip. <lovethesuit> Okay. <lovethesuit> So I got out of the chair and fell down on my bed. <lovethesuit> And I lay face down. <lovethesuit> And I started giggling. <lovethesuit> And I said out loud to myself, I said <Vlaid> LTS, you better not ever do any real drigs. <lovethesuit> I am on a cosmic trip to nowheresville, and on the way I'm going to stop and pick up some truth <lovethesuit> And milk <lovethesuit> man <Vlaid> *drugs <Vlaid> Drigs are bad too. <lovethesuit> And then I tried to fight it and get back into a right frame of mind. <lovethesuit> And I did. <lovethesuit> And when I did I heard Freddie Mercury in my head <lovethesuit> "I want to break fre-ee!" <lovethesuit> "I want to break freeeeeeee!" <lovethesuit> And I realized that no, I was still tripping. <lovethesuit> so I gave it another minute. <lovethesuit> But I'm better now. <lovethesuit> I just know I'm going to ruin this new character.

<Nickless|NeedADrink> Hi Wern8 <Wern8> :DDD <Terry> Fern8. <Wern8> hmph <Terry> Turn8. <Terry> Burn8. <Terry> Learn8. <Terry> LearnHate. <Terry> Burnweight. <Wern8> Terry|Lamer

[16:39] <Wiggyboy> Give me France. Give me a dictatorship. Give me gas chambers. I will do this world a favor.

<DrUNkAnDDiSsoRderLy> I miss an EFU without Dan :( <DangerousDan> I'm still playing! <DrUNkAnDDiSsoRderLy> Read it carefully. <DangerousDan> You motherf!&$*r.

<Daemonic-Daz> Are people doing [E] again?

Caddies [DM] : [Talk] -- You arrive at the cave, battered and weary from your dangerous, one-armed journey-- [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *grimaces, as he stumbles along* [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *collapses near the crystal, grasping it with his one hand for a long moment* Purple Crystal: [Talk] You touch the crystal. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *sucks in a breath as some of his wounds are restored, he stands, and turns away* [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *stumbles in, weary, he looks up toward Grizabella* [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Hail... She o' the Dark Lake. Grizabella: [Talk] [she turns to face Straik, observing him with a thoughtful, ancient wisdom gleaming in her eyes] Grizabella: [Talk] I welcome you, child. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *takes another step forward before falling onto one knee, and then the other* Grizabella: [Talk] What is it you seek here? [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] I 'ave come far, a diff'cult journey, that what 'as been stolen from me might be restored... [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] I 'ave been told by many, that y'are the one t'seek. Grizabella: [Talk] [her gnarled, indescriably ancient frame remains hunched over, though still immensely tall] Grizabella: [Talk] You speak of your limb? [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] And so I come. *a grunt, as he tries to stand* T'beseech you in that regard. *he clutches his right shoulder, where once an arm hung proud* [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Aye. Grizabella: [Talk] [she cocks her head to the side, roving him with a timeless, searching gaze] Grizabella: [Talk] You are a child of the spirits, I see it. Your heart is close to the lands. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *despite his weariness, he manages to hold himself still with some measure of pride, and he seems well at ease with the presence of the great beetle nearby* [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] It has been so, since m'youth. Grizabella: [Talk] The boon you ask is no easy feat, no. And the spirits must be drawn on, a small shift in the Balance this way, or that, must occur. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *a nod* This occured t'me, Great She o' Dark Lake. Grizabella: [Talk] All things in the natural order come with a cost. What do you offer the spirits, in return for their aid? [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] And with y'blessing... I would make a return t'the Balance, o' greater significance... I would dedicate m'right arm, solely t'the pursuit. I would do great battle with th'corrupted abomination o' that cursed Dunwarren pit. Grizabella: [Talk] [she nods, ponderously] Grizabella: [Talk] Yes, I see the conviction in your words, child. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] And if I should not, let all my limbs be taken in r'turn. Let me rot t'death in a forgotten tomb. Disgrac't and broken. This is th'weight I put behind m'request. Grizabella: [Talk] You would proffer yourself before Nature and the Balance, and become a warrior for the spirits? One who would dedicate themselves to purging the unnatural? [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *he bows his head low in answer* Grizabella: [Talk] [another ancient, ponderous nod] Grizabella: [Talk] Yes. Yes. Grizabella: [Talk] I see it in you, the will. I see also a fury behind the conviction. Perhaps this will lead you on, where others have failed. Grizabella: [Talk] The Machine on which your settlement of surfacers is perched must not be finished. It must be dismantled, destoryed, broken. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *his jaw quivers in anticipation, he sets it firmly, teeth gnashed together, and keeps his head low, attention hanging entirely on Grizabella's words* Grizabella: [Talk] It causes an immense torment on these lands [her gnarled old frame cringes slightly, as if she felt a moment of brief, agonising pain]- such a torment. Grizabella: [Talk] You come before me, a young man attuned to the lands, one well favoured by the spirits, and one with an inner fire. So be it, warrior. Grizabella: [Talk] [she approaches, hunched and immense] [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *lifts his head to the gnarled ancient* Grizabella: [Talk] Stand tall, warrior of the spirits. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *lifts it further, his back arching forward, his face lifted toward the ceiling of the cave* Grizabella: [Talk] [she rests a heavy, rough and calloused old hand on Straik's shoulder, closing her eyes and mumuring in a forgotten tongue] [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Ahhhh~! Grizabella: [Talk] [she runs the hand down, slowly, along the space in which the missing arm should have occupied; slowly, beginning at the shoulder, the limb seems to be reborn] Grizabella : [Tell] You feel immense pain. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *teeters awkwardly, his jaw set, he seethes pain between his bared teeth* Grizabella: [Talk] [before your pained eyes, bone, flesh, veins and nerves seem to manifest] [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Aaaah! Grizabella: [Talk] [she opens her eyes as the last of the fingers materializes]] [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *he stares a moment at the almost gruesome sit, before clenching his eyes shut and turning his heaad away to the other side* Grizabella: [Talk] It is done, child. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *a groan, he falls to the floor, his reborn arm clenched at the fist* Grizabella: [Talk] [creaks anciently, panting slightly and wiping a thin sheen of brown-green liquid -presumably sweat- from her brow] [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *he breathes heavily a long moment, before reopening his eyes, he looks with a deep sense of satisfaction at the reborn limb, and flexes it, eyeing it from every angle, in awe* Grizabella: [Talk] Yes, so it is. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *eventually stands, he bows his head low* Grizabella: [Talk] The spirits would not have heeded my call, did they not put their own assurances in your conviction to fight for them. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Praise be, Grizabella. Great She o' the Lake. The Balance will be pr'served. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Fang an' claw. Spur an' asp. Grizabella: [Talk] [she hands Straik a zhurkwood sashel of potions] Grizabella: [Talk] These elixirs shall aid you. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *reaches low, scooping them up with his left hand, he stores them away* Grizabella: [Talk] Do not forget what transpired here, child. You have given yourself to be the arm of the spirits. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *another deep nod* Ne'er shall I. Grizabella: [Talk] Go you now to the fledgling shamans, and relate to them your new purpose. Give them your strength, and be guided by their wisdom. Oppose the machinists, and break the Machine. Grizabella: [Talk] I grow weary. Visit me, and keep me abreast. Fare you well now, child. [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] Aye. *he takes a step back* [Kotenku] Straik Giles: [Talk] *regards her a moment then nods, and turns away* Grizabella: [Talk] [a final, pondeorusly slow nod]

[19:01] <Sedarine> Howland...if EFU ever goes away, I wanna know what that damn Dunwarren Machine was for >.> [19:01] <Howland> Svirfneblin Coffee Maker

<Calculor> Anver damned a little girl to hell. <Calculor> It was ice cold. <Calculor> She was like- <Calculor> I want to repent! <Calculor> And Anver just said "Repent in Hell." <Wern8> :(

<JollyCanzah> If a Medusa rampaged through Sanctuary, I'd just drink stoneskin and stand still.

<Griff|Sleepz> Starry plays Sunellar? <DeputyCool> No. <SI> No. <SI> SaRF does. <DeputyCool> SaRF is Starry's roommate. <DeputyCool> Well. <SI> Uh <SI> No?

<@Snoteye> I'll be typing with one hand the next few minutes, forgive my bad grammar.

<gnorman the tinker> KNEEL BEFORE ZYKLON! <GNorman> Praise the Black Lord! <GNorman> He will Smite the Unbelievers! <Gnorman> He will make there toes stub on Tiny Rocks! <Gnorman> He will Make your Porridge Slightly Fishy, Thereby ruining your breakfast! <Gnorman> He will make bits of food get stuck in-between your teeth! <Gnorman> Such is the power of Zyklon, Lord of Inconvenience! <Conika Hald> Shut up.

"the voice of Hebrion Melitafat echoes through your head as you recieve a sending. Urdlen Gnomes are hanging about in the mines. Let us go down their and grab their chests. (Wooden repositories, not breasts you deviants!)"

<thomas_IRC> But god is such an illogical concept conceived by Tyrants to place the fear of god in them so they can be better controlled by the Goverment <PlayerCharacter|IG> that's what it's used for, but that doesnt mean that the opposite is true <putrid_plum> lol <thomas_IRC> He who created god, was a Wise man. - Aristotle <putrid_plum> thomas... oh man that was great <Sedarine> Plum you on Undermountain? <putrid_plum> i keep crashing it seems <putrid_plum> no clue why <putrid_plum> so wont bother with it! <thomas_IRC> What was great? <putrid_plum> mmm perhaps but they wont jive with cloaks! <putrid_plum> i'll look that up sometime then <thomas_IRC> Putrid <thomas_IRC> What was so great I said? <putrid_plum> you just amuse me on your lack of faith is all <thomas_IRC> Yes <thomas_IRC> The same concept can be applied to the FR realms as well, accept the gods are real <thomas_IRC> No matter how benevolent the god <thomas_IRC> They use fear to keep there followers in line <putrid_plum> FR gods are not real, because FR isn't real! <thomas_IRC> They are real in the unreal world of FR <putrid_plum> ... <thomas_IRC> Coninuing <thomas_IRC> :P <thomas_IRC> Just jokijg <putrid_plum> and i can shoot purple laser beems from my ass in my world does that make it real? :P <thomas_IRC> It is real in your mind

<Emryuk> You own a girl? <Emryuk> Ain't that like, illegal? <Emryuk> =D <Vlaid> Only in 49 states.

<metropakt> <Caster> Okay. Seriously. Where does one buy crossbow bolts in Lower Sanctuary? <metropakt> <Caster> Or arrows! <metropakt> I think you just pull them out of corpses lying in the gutter

<MithrilDragon> Granted, you'd probably never be able to acquire it. <MithrilDragon> Ever. <MithrilDragon> But it'd be fun to watch. <ninelives> There are deities that work, in liue of whats-his-name, lord of squirrels. <ninelives> *lieu <MithrilDragon> And as far as what's necessary to become a god, I think the server's setting has the resources. <thomas_IG> What does that mean!? <Howl> Gnomish cleric of Baervar Wildwanderer, god of badgers! <RwG> Andrew the lord of chafed nipples! <ScottyB> Jeff, the god of biscuits. <Terry> All gnomish deities are utterly ridiculous. * thomas_IG lol

<sherry> Girls :D

The Best IRC Intro Ever. Brought to you by StarryIce

<T-Naga> Thats another thing I miss <T-Naga> Saying to Kiaring <T-Naga> "Hey kiaring!" <T-Naga> "Pms" <RwG> Kiaring is so crazy, she probably could Pms on command <T-Naga> That always amused me <T-Naga> So easily amused <Wern8> pms? <T-Naga> Agreed <T-Naga> But I miss her <RwG> google it, Wern <RwG> <_< <RwG> >_> * SI has joined #EFU <Wern8> hmm <T-Naga> Or wiki it <Wern8> SI <Wern8> What is Pms? <ScottyB> I... don't feel like correcting RwG. <RwG> XDXD <SI> ...What? <RwG> That's fucking classic <SI> Post Menopausal Syndrome? <Wern8> ... * RwG puts that in the IRC quote post

Halfbrood goes losing virginity joke #2 Breaking the level 7 barrier for the first time, is a lot like losing your virginity.

You've never gone this far before, you get confused easily, and its never as exciting as you first might have imagined.

[22:21] * Oro_GradingExams is a pretty pony and a unicorn.

<RobDeAwakeville> Fag. <Snoteye> Rob, did you ever see American Beauty? <RobDeAwakeville> No. <RobDeAwakeville> Sounds like it's for gays. <Snoteye> Well, there's a character in that movie. <Snoteye> A real hardass. <RobDeAwakeville> That's me. <RobDeAwakeville> Oh yeah. <Snoteye> Something high in the army. <Snoteye> Yeah, that's what I was thinking. <Snoteye> 'Cause you know what? <Snoteye> He turns out to be gay. <DeputyCool> XD

Editted out nonrelated chatter!

[06:31:57] <core> I have a goblin who works in the Wench's Clench! [06:32:13] <@Calculor> TMI [06:32:22] <Magister> uh .. ew? [06:32:26] <Vlaid|Sleep> Brings new meaning to the term service with a smile at that height. [06:32:35] <core> Sick fucks. [06:32:43] <Magister> Go up on me Gobbo! Go up on me!

<CrazyNut> I stopped licking MJ when he stopped being black.

[The Skill Focus] Maerick Arden: [Talk] Say- Do you know of any actors in this city? [Elh_talir] Rodon Brinson: [Talk] No, I am afraid we have few of those. [Elh_talir] Rodon Brinson: [Talk] There's rumored to be a Clown Land here, maybe you should go have a look there.

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<Kroffz> Ban. <PureThomas> Ban Again <Begin_End> Whats up Metro. <metropakt> Spoilerz pls <Kroffz> FOIG, sheesh. <metropakt> D Holt! <wcsherry> cawila-badilla. <Begin_End> :) * RwG has quit IRC (Exit: (>''(>*o*)>) <TheRealThomas> cawila-badilla rocks my world. <PureThomas> Damn it, RwG left! * thomas_mIRC slaps TheRealThomas around a bit with a large trout * thomas_mIRC slaps PureThomas around a bit with a large trout * PureThomas slaps thomas_mIRC around a bit with a large trout * thomas_mIRC slaps PureThomas around a bit with a large trout * TheRealThomas slaps thomas_mIRC around a bit with a large trout * thomas_mIRC slaps TheRealThomas around a bit with a large trout <PureThomas> Thomas fight! * thomas_mIRC slaps PureThomas around a bit with a large trout * DruQks is now known as core * thomas_mIRC holds a 20 foot trout with a wild gleam in his eye <BoneScreech> lol a good range of thomas's lately <PureThomas> Hello. <PureThomas> I'm Thomas. <TheRealThomas> Yo. <PureThomas> I mean, the real one. <TheRealThomas> I'm also Thomas. <thomas_mIRC> Considering that this is just a huge bunch of BS on there part <TheRealThomas> But the REAL one. <BoneScreech> lol <Halfbrood> I'M THOMAS AND SO'S MY WIFE <thomas_mIRC> I don't have a widfe, I am 15 <SkillFocuspwn> I'm the real thomas! <SkillFocuspwn> I'm Halfbrood's wife. <BoneScreech> Thomas is the new urgaan <BoneScreech> XD <PureThomas> You can't be the real Thomas unless it's your name in IRC.

I have no fucken idea what was going on.

* pioneerSeven was kicked by sherry (sherry) <Requiem> How difficult is it to play through the NWN2 OC with a wizard? <TRB> If a watchman is acting corrupt, CG isn't like "lolol, lets kill them." * pioneerSeven has joined #EFU * sherry is now known as LolDMWatchDog <pioneerSeven> thanks sherry <pioneerSeven> You could at least warn me... <LolDMWatchDog> You must remember the training. <pioneerSeven> for some uber power abusage. * pioneerSeven was kicked by LolDMWatchDog (This is abuse.) <Mr_BBQ> lol? * pioneerSeven has joined #EFU * Mr_BBQ was kicked by LolDMWatchDog (lol) <core> ABUSE * LolDMWatchDog is now known as sherry * core was kicked by sherry (sherry) * core has joined #EFU <pioneerSeven> How did you guys get picked as Dm's neway ? fmml <OskarMaxon> Sherry is hilarious * Mr_BBQ has joined #EFU <core> THE LOL PATROL IS CRACKING DOWN <Mr_BBQ> >.> <ScottyB> Mghm. <TRB> ABUSE <TRB> WTF <sherry> IMO, we had to bribe Howland a lot. <pioneerSeven> I see... <Mr_BBQ> ABUSE WTFOMGF

<Requiem> The ghoul and ghast then forms opposing rap groups..Having rap battles all day in Lower.

<Requiem> "Ey man, I used to be hookin' on ya mofoing undead flesh, but now it be over cause you be a hoe."

* Requiem busts some more undead rhymes. <pioneerSeven> Wait son? <pioneerSeven> You ready to break one? <Requiem> I be ready to represent da u-hood. <pioneerSeven> The ghastliest rap star from here to calishite maps dawg

<pioneerSeven> Represent the UD from Lower to New D <pioneerSeven> Slappin Guards like Mary, killin rats before level 3

<pioneerSeven> Yea... bring it lol

<Requiem> Them rats be nothing bad, they are nothing but a fad, for the PGing fad, man. We ghouls be hunting them gnolls and trolls, or fighting them duergar in the Hold.

<lovethesick> I got ghosts and ghasts and ghouls in my cruel crew, we do like we do and you knew it when you stepped up to the straight trippin undead gangstas, ho, you gonna feel that fear aura when we knock ya to tha flo'. Word.

<Requiem> for the PGing fag* <pioneerSeven> LOL <pioneerSeven> nice

<pioneerSeven> Yarr, teh captain be breaken yo backs ghastle <pioneerSeven> cast turn undead 3 times fo you get past me

<Requiem> I be a cleric, turnin' them undead hoes. Fo sho', they be nothin' when I be bustin' my turnin' flo.

<pioneerSeven> Aww shit !

<pioneerSeven> Clerics of bane be shakin fastly <Requiem> Cause I be up on them all ghastly. <pioneerSeven> When i whip out them dual weild swords and swing lastly <Requiem> Them dual swords, them be any good? With that low ab you will be no use in the hood.

* Cluckyx has joined #EFU <Cluckyx> I am sad :(

<pioneerSeven> Oh shit ghastly, dont make me taunt you runnin, you know the only hting you good fors a Nec's summon

<pioneerSeven> OH SHIT! <Cluckyx> My gf is rerolling her levels like a whore

<lovethesick> Yo yo, yo, I got turn resistance, +4, I'm insistant, you keep your distance, or we gonna go. You're like a puppet on my strings, it ain't no thing to ring a ding you like a bell on bling. I'm Vam-Pyre, gettin' higher, there's no fire that can perspire me, I am free to be, I got the mad fangs and the cool thangs, the lewt alone is worth it just to kill my own mangs.

<pioneerSeven> lol shitttt <lovethesick> Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. <lovethesick> CLuckyx, we're undead rapping. Join in.

<pioneerSeven> This vampire things he can fright the menace of the high seas? Yar! I slice you with silver daggers i'm getting from thug feat!

<Cluckyx> define "undead"

<lovethesick> I may be Wight but my rhymes are tight, I got fight in me and I can play all night, girl.

<Requiem> 'Ey, that turns resistance be nothin', when I be pullin' put that sun resistance turning. Ye be runnin, screamin', hidin' them teeth. <pioneerSeven> Yarr! ghastlys and ghouls be walkin at nights best! But they only there around cause im soloin clown quests!

<pioneerSeven> SHEET <pioneerSeven> lol

<Requiem> My cleric bling I be pullin' out, screaming my deities name, and pushing that turn undead button all out. You be runnin' to them graves, hidin' from my ways.

<lovethesick> T'ain't no sun, son, I have my fun, I'm the only one what done the shit you wish you'd done. I'll bite your neck and hang on and on so strong your arteries are drippin', straight trippin', til' all your blood is gone.

<pioneerSeven> Damn.. i dont need no blood foO! i dont even need to multi to rogue to strike true!

<pioneerSeven> Or sneack quick!

<Requiem> My blood be gone with them organs of mine. I be undead, not som hon-ay. When your teeth be feelin' up on me you be gettin' nothin' but a beat.

<pioneerSeven> You be lost like nice, shit <pioneerSeven> Lol requiema re u even trying to rhyme? lol * Oro_Outo has joined #EFU <lovethesick> Oroborous, you're a palemaster. <pioneerSeven> wait i found the rhyme lol my bad <lovethesick> Join in the Undead rap.

<Requiem> I be a cleric, turnin' them undead hoes. Fo sho', they be nothin' when I be bustin' my turnin' flo. <Canzah> Eyyo eyyo I worship Velsharoon, so you better run quick or I'll drain ya foo'. I get phat domains and all the powerful spells, negative energy undead and I can buff myself. <pioneerSeven> Oh shit ghastly, dont make me taunt you runnin, you know the only hting you good fors a Nec's summon

<Requiem> I be taking them five levels of cleric, casting them dispels on you to see the merit. Ye be runnin' without them buffs, yer undead body turning in huffs as I be blastin' ya ass. <pioneerSeven> use my minor healing rod to destroy your whole fan squad! <Requiem> That minor healing rod be no good, it is made of wood. I be a beast of flesh and spells, blasting ye with them healing spells all day.

<Canzah> How do you make that rhyme, Req? >_>

<pioneerSeven> aThe only wood you knows the peg legs you bout to get, when i slice them with my great axe and throwem off the poop deck.. YAR!

<Requiem> That was one of those non-rhyming busting ya ass lines. <pioneerSeven> LOL FO SHO <Canzah> Oh, the one all the skilled rappers like 50 cent use? <Canzah> I feel ya dawg.

<Requiem> Ye be dissin' on my lines, but they be nothin' but whines. Cause I be havin' them spells that come from the undead hell. <pioneerSeven> Pirate vs Undead, this is an unfair fight! I have your whole crew runnin when i use my rod of light!

[14:39] <Caster> I dont know why, but I have a hard time realizing that birds have penises [14:39] <RwG|Concept> They don't. [14:39] <RwG|Concept> Hrm. [14:40] <Caster> Seriously? [14:40] <RwG|Concept> Pretty sure. [14:40] <RwG|Concept> They fertelize the eggs. [14:40] <RwG|Concept> They don't boink. [14:40] <RwG|Concept> ergo: No penis [14:40] <Requiem> Peniscopter. [14:40] <Requiem> That will be the name of my tenth child.

[14:41] <Cruzel> Caster: A few birds have an erectile, penis-like organ but not all birds. This intromittent organ is a special modification of the ventral wall of the cloaca and it exits in birds such as tinamous, most waterfowl, currasows and ostriches. Chicken and turkeys have a small penis, which enlarges with lymph fluid that is added to semen in the vas deferens in the reproduction system. Ejaculation of this fluid occurs through a longitudinal phallic groove. Why such different birds have evolved such an organ while others do not is not clear

[14:42] <Caster> Cruzel: you didnt have all that memorized did you?

[14:43] <Cruzel> Caster ; You'd be surprised what Cruzel has memorized.

<koboldraider> I need a million dollars. * Retrieving #EFU modes... <thomas_mIRC> Play the lottery

Oona: "Play safe, have fun. Wear protection."

<JohanMaxon> Well, I kinda need a head

<Cruzel> Elia vendrask + Jaden sarkish. <Emryuk> It's Jaden + all female on EfU server <Cruzel> "Got a date with a spellguard" <Cruzel> IC proof. <Emryuk> Elia, you TART! <core> Uhm. <core> I'm registering him as a spellcaster. <Cruzel> Elia : "You coming, Private?" <core> And resisting the urge to arrest him. <Cruzel> Yes. "registering him"

<Heltec> DOes the spell "Greater restoration" restore virginity?

Ill leave this completely out of context:

<Staring_Death> shoves his wand of AIDs in Heltec's...

<Snoteye> I want a few more feet. >:|

<DangeorusDandy> Wern. <DangeorusDandy> Would you like to come to my place and be my roomie? <DangeorusDandy> We'll go cruising for chicks. <Wern8> Dan- <Wern8> If I do as you say, i'd only get horrible girls. <Wern8> No thanks.

Snoteye

<DangeorusDandy> Wern. <DangeorusDandy> Would you like to come to my place and be my roomie? <DangeorusDandy> We'll go cruising for chicks. <Wern8> Dan- <Wern8> If I do as you say, i'd only get horrible girls. <Wern8> No thanks.

:(

DangerousDan

Snoteye

<DangeorusDandy> Wern. <DangeorusDandy> Would you like to come to my place and be my roomie? <DangeorusDandy> We'll go cruising for chicks. <Wern8> Dan- <Wern8> If I do as you say, i'd only get horrible girls. <Wern8> No thanks.

:(

:D

<Heltec> You failed 6th grade eng;ish, didnt you?

Pepto! That is amazing.

I wager that typo was on purpose.

You'd think so... The damn keys are so far away... Fruedian slip?

Poor Pepto. :(

<Requiem> Possible PvP in the Crone. Need a DM. <Howly> FFS use the DM channel

That made me laugh. A lot.

:lol:

Unlucky for Mrs Pepto. If there is one.

Absolutely hilarious. Pepto, you are the comedy king!

<NonPlayaCharacter> we should get XP for role-playing ourselves when we're in IRC

<Naga-> You don't get xp?

<Halfbrood|VoteDonrick> I wrote my campaign banner while wasted last night.. I'm suprised it doesn't promise new shoes for all.

I am utterly hilarious.

<Cluckyx> CAN'T RUN WINDOWS ON PORN

<Killaring> a/s/k <Killaring> Age. <Killaring> Sex. <Killaring> KILL.

<ThePeeper> !SummonDM <ThePeeper> !CallDM <Fong> !AccioDM

[02:56] <Snoteye> Because S/M is fun with whips.

<Requiem> EfU needs a script that gives female characters -2 to their charisma whenever they have their period.

Where was Sabaron with the Red representation? :(

Emryuk <Requiem> EfU needs a script that gives female characters -2 to their charisma whenever they have their period.

+10 to Intimidate

<Cluckyx> Not even going to bother. Trolling Macwhores is like drop kicking babies. Hilarious but too easy and it gets boring after 2 minutes

<OskarMaxon> As neither Viconius or Halfbrood was able to answer, what is the latin name for halfling, human being "Homo Sapien Sapien"? <EpicSkillFocuspwn> Hm... <Halfbrood> Halflings aren't real. <EpicSkillFocuspwn> Homo Sapien... <Mr_BBQ> Yeah. <Halfbrood> Moron. <EpicSkillFocuspwn> Homo Sapien Midgitis?

Thomas_Not_very_wise <OskarMaxon> As neither Viconius or Halfbrood was able to answer, what is the latin name for halfling, human being "Homo Sapien Sapien"? <EpicSkillFocuspwn> Hm... <Halfbrood> Halflings aren't real. <EpicSkillFocuspwn> Homo Sapien... <Mr_BBQ> Yeah. <Halfbrood> Moron. <EpicSkillFocuspwn> Homo Sapien Midgitis?

The question was came up after this:

<Halfbrood> Riddle is a homo. <OskarMaxon> Wtf is halfbrood doing in this channel? <OskarMaxon> I was about to respond to it with "Yes, Homo Sapiens Sapiens", but then I realized he is a halfling. What's the latin name for halfling?

[08:26] <GnomishWonder> RealitydEVEoid: Please raise her my poor low str gnome is carrying her! [08:26] <GnomishWonder> And she's fatter than wiggyboy

<DangerousWorn> It's at a low ebb right now. The DMs look to be doing RL stuff. Mayhaps it's the season- folks have lives. <core|naga> Everyone chills in Upper. <LaBrea> Exams <LaBrea> -_- <DangerousWorn> Whatever, LaBrea. <DangerousWorn> We all know you're middle aged. <DangerousWorn> :( <_Mr_BBQ> I've already exams and am on vacation atm. <core|naga> The 40 - 60 bracket. <core|naga> IMO. <LaBrea> I can try being cool. :( <DangerousWorn> Buy some sunglasses. <DangerousWorn> That always works.

(Citizen) You smell (To Jaden Sarkash) (Jaden Sarkash {Shhhhh....someone}) Yer Drunk.

I CHNG MY NAME HAI

RETCON!!! 5%%## <3

<lovethesuit> !hotdate <lovethesuit> !adate <lovethesuit> !dinnerwithfriends <lovethesuit> !dinneralone <Kotenku|Sleep> (if that's right, I'm gonna be fucking amazed) <lovethesuit> !watchingtvalone <lovethesuit> ALRIGHT <Staring_Death> !dinnerwithlovethesuit <thomas_IRC_Tired> lol <lovethesuit> !sitathomeandoglethegirlsinthevictoriassecretcatalog <lovethesuit> .... <lovethesuit> !searscatalog <lovethesuit> !idontdeservethisshabbytreatment <Kotenku|Sleep> Shit . <Den> !takeyourmeds *

Grovel the Gob: Vincent... Vincent Tenn: The giver will grant you his gifts. Edward Miller: Cheers. Vincent Tenn: yes Grovel? Grovel the Gob: Here. You is good. Maglubiyet shamans never use this here...

*a group of monsters attack*

Grovel the Gob: Whew! Vincent Tenn: Use what, Grovel?

*another group attacks*

Grovel the Gob: Anyway, you I give gift to!

*yet again we are attacked*

Grovel the Gob: GROVEL IS TRYING TO HAVE MOMENT HERE!

*they are all dead*

[Grovel the Gob: Anyway, here.

*grovel gives shinies to vince*

Grovel the Gob: Back to killin'!

*find more thigns and kill them*

<lovethesuit> ***** Irish mint. <Staring_Death> <_< <lovethesuit> OLOLLLLOOOLOL <Staring_Death> :P <Staring_Death> Took me 30 seconds to get it. <Staring_Death> And now I'm laughing out loud. <Staring_Death> And don't want to wake up MA.

-Different convo-

<lovethesuit> lololo <core> .... <core> LOL <core> i dont want to wake up <core> everyone in my house

<Howland> A Grigor Starag cultist would be pretty sweet though * AKMatt goes to look up Grigor Starag <Relinquish> Grigor starag should come alive some day. <TRB> "yo, I want my council seat back" <Howland> Grigor Starag was a NPC. Head of the Temple of Grumbar, and a NPC Councilor for a long time in early EfU <AKMatt> Oh, okay. <Howland> Then he got sick of the ##W#$ playerbase changing everything around all the time, and performed the Ritual of the Unchanging Form in protest of Sanctuary's many changes! <Ebok> XD <Howland> And so become a statue <Relinquish> What happens if someone does stone to flesh on the statues? <Mort> He comes back. <TRB> He fucking implodes them.

This is incredible. Quote from WoW forum: "i look up rouge and i get 'a red or pink cosmetic for coloring the cheeks or lips.' <- BLIZZ WHEN U NAME A CLAAS LOOK UP THE MEANING OF WORD"

lol worthy. Silly rabbit. it's spelled 'R-O-G-U-E"

Allivarn Fireheart: What is the Price of a Life, the answer, 900 coins.

Vincent Tenn: *Glares at Allivarn.*

The price is a fine bastard sword.

For the record, it's Peeper. <_<

<Ebok|AwayIG> Get off IRC! <OmmadawnRomancer> Can't <OmmadawnRomancer> I'm a dick head <OmmadawnRomancer> er <OmmadawnRomancer> Addicted

Clearly that was not me, and was infact Ommapwn.

<Kiaring> I once killed three umber behemoths. <Kiaring> With a kobold. <Kiaring> There were four. <Kiaring> I left one alive. <Kiaring> For the lulz. <Ebok> heh <Cruzel> Once I cut off all of Kiaring's fingers. I left one. <Cruzel> For the lulz. <Kiaring> I can type faster and with more precision than you. <Kiaring> With one finger. <Kiaring> For the lulz.

[18:57] <DangerousDan> Imagine dating a girl, and then finding out it was DM Arkov. [18:57] <Sternhund> YES!

Sternhund

[18:57] <DangerousDan> Imagine dating a girl, and then finding out it was DM Arkov. [18:57] <Sternhund> YES!

I would be thrilled.

I'd ask her to come back to EfU because we miss her.

WE MISS HER

<Nbane^Toolset> You feel licky, punk?

Picachu...we love you.

<TRB> Picajew. <Relinquish> Picapoo. <daJollyMole> Picawho? <THomas_IRC> Picawhat? <Relinquish> Picapoo <THomas_IRC> Picatoot <Relinquish> Picalewts <Relinquish> PicaXPZ <Relinquish> PicaGoldz

<TRB> People complained about my slapping, so I made it something cute and cuddly. <lovethesuit> Uh <lovethesuit> People complain about everything <lovethesuit> Don't change yourself. * TRB gives GreenGarem a teddy bear with a red heart on the tummy ^.^ <TRB> Sorry, LTS. <TRB> I am a slave to public opinion, because I am insecure. <lovethesuit> Go die. <lovethesuit> I thought you were pro at slapping <TRB> okay <lovethesuit> But I guess you can just leave. * TRB has left #EFU

[19:03] <lovethesuit> DM [19:03] <lovethesuit> NEED DM [19:03] <lovethesuit> OMG [19:03] <lovethesuit> OMG HELP DM I NEED A DM IG NOW [19:03] <lovethesuit> HELP [19:04] <lovethesuit> HELP [19:04] <lovethesuit> lol [19:04] <lovethesuit> no [19:04] <lovethesuit> its just me u guyz [19:04] <lovethesuit> lts [19:04] <lovethesuit> But really, a DM would be super kirei right about now. [19:06] <lovethesuit> GUYZ

Just sad... :P

Su su su Super kirei

Thank you, Scatman John.

Anyhow, congratulations to Stardog on the largest topic ever, reaching 300 posts! It's been a wild ride, full of laughter and madness.

W-what?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Uh oh.

lovethesuit

300 posts!

lovethesuit full of laughter and madness.

You're in trouble now, LTS! I'm getting out of here!

OH GOD

IM SORRY LEONIDAS

I DIDNT REALIZE

OH GOD

300

madness

OH GOD NO

MADNESS?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:!: :!: :!:

THIS

IS

EFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been an introspective artistic performance by LTS in honour of Stardog's kickin' thread. Thank you so much for starting it, and I wish you 2001 more pages of fun!

LTS 2001

:roll: Here we go again! Hahahahaha! :roll:

Tip: Ignore the entire 21st page of this thread, God has forsaken it.

<Coldburn> No Thomas, IRC isn't for complaining. IRC is for philosophical discussions, literary discussions, cultural education and brambleberries. <TRB> COLDBURN SUCKS <Coldburn> TRB BLOWS

Neat little package with a bow. Here you go.

<thomas_IRC> Er <thomas_IRC> Well <thomas_IRC> Actually <thomas_IRC> It is <thomas_IRC> Illegal <thomas_IRC> To place <thomas_IRC> Bounties <thomas_IRC> * Private citizens may not post bounties. They may appeal to the Council, the Watch, or the Spellguard to post it. <DeputyFool> no <DeputyFool> way <DeputyFool> are <DeputyFool> you <DeputyFool> serious? <Terry> Oh <Terry> My <Terry> God <Terry> This <Terry> IS <sherry> Indeed! <Terry> Huge <Requiem> Even <Requiem> In <Requiem> Lower? <Requiem> Or <Requiem> Only <Requiem> In <Requiem> Upper? <Terry> Probably <Terry> Intentionally <MrGrendel> . <MrGrendel> . <MrGrendel> .

Jealousy Gustavo Benzfish: Lucibella Mtterheim? Yeah, okay, if there is ever any Lucibella interaction for Gustavo, he does it. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: I must woo her, you see. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: Good. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: That is all I ask. Merum Sorrooke: I've met her. Gustavo Benzfish: Yeah, mmm... Merum Sorrooke: [looks to sparklegem] Gustavo Benzfish: Gustavo gets it done damn good. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: [ignores Merum] Goddard: [he watches her walk away, expression thoughtful] Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: I'm trusting you, Gustavo. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: She's a gentle flower. Merum Sorrooke: Gnome merchant guy had me go to her store and pick up a bunch of things. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: [looks pissed] Another suitor!? Merum Sorrooke: I think she liked him. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: Tell me, who is this villain? Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: Harumph! Mashai has joined as a player.. Gustavo Benzfish: Yeah yeah, Gustavo can't promise to meet this Lucibella, but if he does and figure out it is the flower most gentle, Gustavo will sweat out a bottle of pure Sparklegem appreciation messages drink. Merum Sorrooke: The gnome guy in the upper market. Gimble Sparklegem Daergel: SUGRIAM!? Gimble Sparklegem Daergel casting unknown spell Gimble Sparklegem Daergel casts unknown spell Merum Sorrooke: Uh.. Merum Sorrooke: I say something wrong?

<Diag> Req, you're IG? * Requiem has quit IRC (Exit: ) <wcsherry> She's gone <Diag> <_< <wcsherry> =( you may catch her in a few weeks EC <Vlaid> Req is a she?

Edit:

<daJollyMole> I still never worked out what "TRB" stands for. :( <Diag|Out> Totally... <Diag|Out> Really... <Diag|Out> Bob. <Diag|Out> Totally Really Bob. <daJollyMole> :O <Caster> Teenage Robot Babies <Diag|Out> Okay, Caster's is better. <EpeeGirl> That Retarded Bitch <daJollyMole> xD <Diag|Out> No, no. EpeeGirl wins. <daJollyMole> Nah. EpeeGirl's got it.

<MisterPAIN> How many people cast cure minor wounds before beating the shit out of people >.> <Diag|TheFewdening> Oh, shit. <Diag|TheFewdening> I broke my moniter. <daJollyMole> Diag does. <daJollyMole> Diag does. <daJollyMole> Diag does. <daJollyMole> Diag does. <daJollyMole> Diag does. <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <Cruzel> Mole, IG! <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <Cruzel> Mole, IG! <Cruzel> Mole, IG! <Cruzel> Mole, IG! <Cruzel> Mole, IG! <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <Diag|TheFewdening> I do what? >_> <daJollyMole> Spam. <daJollyMole> You spam. <Diag|TheFewdening> SPAM. <Cruzel> Stfu/ <daJollyMole> Like <Cruzel> Stfu/ <Cruzel> Stfu/ <Diag|TheFewdening> HAM. <daJollyMole> a <daJollyMole> maniac

<Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny <Kotenku> spam isn't funny

spam logs aren't very funny

:(

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I don't know which troll I love more. Metro_Pup or lovethepup.

The amount of effort LTS puts into, what I now like to call, emotigrams, is astounding. Keep up the good work.

Vlaid The amount of effort LTS puts into, what I now like to call, emotigrams, is astounding. Keep up the good work.

he made the lol one earlier...

<Daemonic-Daz> Any of Duh DM's mind jumping IG for a few minutes so I can talk to some NPC's about diabolical evil deeds? <Daemonic-Daz> I mean happy fun filled ideas <_<; <Underbard> Still have a Plop in my vault. :>( <Kotenku> Server really seriously needs a reset guyz <.< <ShiftingAllegiances> Seconded. <@sherry|dinner> :P <@sherry|dinner> :P * @sherry|dinner zooms off. * @sherry|dinner (wcsherry@dm-2163.dhcp.mdsn.wi.charter.com) Quit (Exit: ) <Kotenku> YOU DICK

<Howl> Caused by my logging in <Cruzel> Shit! <thomas_doing_homework> LOL <Mort> They would rock once they start some eco-terrorists and stuff. <Kotenku> ahahaha <Cruzel> :( <ShiftingAllegiances> The server read your mind Howl. <Requiem> Tome to restart my PC! <Cruzel> !s

<Loliot_Spitzer> theres no young prostitude in game :P <Requiem> Noy snyyeoy <Requiem> Not anymore*

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Noy snyyeoy indeed.

<derflaro> dangerous dan is so mean <derflaro> i saw his picture <derflaro> his face screamed "Mwa ha ha! I am fucking mean!" <derflaro> there was also teapots in the background

<Heltec> wow. I actually got off. xD

Oskar Maxon <Heltec> wow. I actually got off. xD

(That has to be one of the worst out of context quotes ever)

<Bigmouth> I wish I had a vag, don't tempt me.

I was bored on the IRC so I started doing this.

<thomas_IRC> !efusl -ExileStrife- Escape from the Underdark Status and Logging ::( http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/status/poc.php ):: * BRENNUS2 has quit IRC (Client closed connection) * Retrieving #EFU modes... * thomas_IRC poke * thomas_IRC poke * thomas_IRC poke * thomas_IRC poke * thomas_IRC poke <thomas_IRC> !efusl -ExileStrife- Escape from the Underdark Status and Logging ::( http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/status/poc.php ):: <thomas_IRC> !efusl -ExileStrife- Escape from the Underdark Status and Logging ::( http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/status/poc.php ):: <thomas_IRC> !efusl -ExileStrife- Escape from the Underdark Status and Logging ::( http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/status/poc.php ):: <thomas_IRC> Err <thomas_IRC> Woops * thomas_IRC woops * thomas_IRC woops * thomas_IRC woops <thomas_IRC> !stats -ExileStrife- #efu Irc Stats ::( http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/IRCstats/efu.html ):: * RealityDevoid has left #EFU <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> -.- <thomas_IRC> SPAM <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> SPAM <thomas_IRC> SPAM <thomas_IRC> SPAM <thomas_IRC> SPAM <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> I must Stop spamming! <thomas_IRC> DAMN! <thomas_IRC> DAMN! <thomas_IRC> DAMN! <thomas_IRC> DAMN!

What happened to when this thread was full of funny stuff, and Kotenku's emo IG love affairs?

LAME.

<@ScottyB> I really shouldn't admit to this, but I don't read apps very often.

This thread requires more of

9lives Kotenku's emo IG love affairs

Sorry guys. It may be a few more months, I don't think my next character is gonna be into that silliness either.

Karley seemed open for a lot of emo romance.

Yeah, but all her conversations kind of... well, sucked.

* SongOfOrpheus has joined #EFU <thomas_IG> Someone send me a PM when Song of Orpheus gets on please <RoboWatch> Lol <SongOfOrpheus> Nice one. <RoboWatch> Thomas|blind

Vaeran Maerra: [Talk] Charisma Check, Roll: 20 + Modifier: 6 = 26 Vaeran Maerra: [Tell] [brag] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] [Falls hopelessly in love with Vaerun and has his babies?]

Brain Fart Vaeran Maerra: [Talk] Charisma Check, Roll: 20 + Modifier: 6 = 26 Vaeran Maerra: [Tell] [brag] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] [Falls hopelessly in love with Vaerun and has his babies?]

<thomas|concepting> What would be a good werecat name? <Palatine> Rawr <Palatine> Rawure? <Palatine> Meowit! <Palatine> Snugglebumkins. <Palatine> Puurrrrfect?

Ebok, You fail at life.

7 minutes later...

<thomas|concepting> Why can't you slap people in Queries? <Palatine> You can * thomas|concepting slaps Palatine around a bit with a large trout <thomas|concepting> I'll do it on IRC <thomas|concepting> :P * thomas|concepting slaps MisterPAIN around a bit with a large trout * Palatine Slaps thomas|concepting back! * thomas|concepting slaps Palatine around a bit with a large trout * Palatine Slaps thomas|concepting back! Again! * thomas|concepting slaps Palatine around a bit with a large trout * Palatine Slaps thomas|concepting back! Again! With a Brick! * thomas|concepting is knocked out <Palatine> Woot! * thomas|concepting unpockets gun and shoots Palatine with his Fishzooka * Palatine Slaps thomas|concepting back! Again! With a Brick! ...once he crawls back out of the muck and mire of fishguts.

Man. IRC quotes are so passe.

More hilarious IG quotes please.

Random_White_Guy Man. IRC quotes are so passe.

More hilarious IG quotes please.

Less self-promotion, as well. Show us things OTHER people said. PLS. :x

Ommadawn> Emo is easy. <Ommadawn> Listen to a few Linkin park songs and go for it. <Jasede> I... I ate a spicy sandwich to see if I could feel ANYTHING! T_T <diagnosis|concepting> Dear dairy, here is a poem about my life... Today I could not feel, I hate my life. Tomorrow I will not feel, I hate my life. <diagnosis|concepting> <_< >_> <Jasede> I just feel like there's no purpose anymore. I try to go on, but the darkness envelops me more and more each day. It rains outside. It rains inside my heart too. <diagnosis|concepting> It's always raining inside my head. Why, why was my burrito cold? Did it think it would be amusing to betray and forsake me? <Ommadawn> It hates me, I know it does. <Ommadawn> And it should. <diagnosis|concepting> Why would it love me? <diagnosis|concepting> I am too hollow, too empty to love. <Jasede> You are but a broken shell longing to let go of this mortal coil. <Ommadawn> I don't deserve to be loved. Who could love me? <diagnosis|concepting> Not even this lifeless, pathetic musk that is my home could love me. <Ommadawn> Much less the burrito. <diagnosis|concepting> Woe, for my life is much like the burrito. <diagnosis|concepting> Cold and unloving. <Ommadawn> Like my heart. <diagnosis|concepting> Yes, my grey, dead heart. That is always icy on the inside. * Ommadawn goes and cuts himself

No matter how passe, some IRC quotes are just that, quote-worthy.

* DangerousDan was kicked by DangerousDan (Just, don't return.) <Oroborous> Did he just ban himself? <Pup> Heh <Snoteye> Yes. <Snoteye> [22:40:36] <DangerousDan> Oh my. <Snoteye> [22:40:54] <Snoteye> You don't know how to turn it off, do you? <Snoteye> [22:41:02] <DangerousDan> I wanted to make a self harm joke. <Snoteye> [22:41:04] <DangerousDan> And it turned bad. <Snoteye> [22:41:04] <DangerousDan> :( <Magister> lol <Oroborous> :)) * DangerousDan has joined #EfU * ChanServ sets mode: +o DangerousDan

*a sending by my character*

Luke Danger: This is private Luke Danger of the Sanctuary Watch. The Watch is currently recruiting, and would appreciate it if anyone intrested in joining the Watch would either go to the Watch House now or send a letter showing intrest. Thank you for listening. *a pause* Is it still recording? *Jafar responds* Can you stop doing that to me Herald?!

<thomas_AFK> YES! <thomas_AFK> I FINALLY KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM! <thomas_AFK> hin - an archaic name for halflings derived from Alzhedo <Diag|Toolsetting> Well, do you know which name halflings prefer to be called by other races? <Diag|Toolsetting> I recall reading that it's Hin. But, they generally don't really care enough to correct people when they're called "halfling". <thomas_AFK> I think they prefer the term halfling <thomas_AFK> Sugrin thinks a Hin is a ghostwise- an inferior subrace of Halfling, :D <Diag|Toolsetting> Weird. <Ninelives> Halflings prefer the term Hin. * TheBeggar has quit IRC (Exit: ) <thomas_AFK> ... <thomas_AFK> I prefer halfling <thomas_AFK> Makes people type more <Diag|Toolsetting> Are you a halfling? <Diag|Toolsetting> And thank you, 9. <thomas_AFK> :D <Diag|Toolsetting> Thank you. So much. <Diag|Toolsetting> Now, I can say this.. <Diag|Toolsetting> I'm right, you're wrong. * Retrieving #EfU modes... <Diag|Toolsetting> Hold on, I'm not done. <Diag|Toolsetting> I'm right, you're wrong. * Diag|Toolsetting is now known as Diag|Right <thomas_AFK> My opinion may have changed * Diag|Right is now known as Thomas|wrong <thomas_AFK> But not the fact I am right * Thomas|wrong is now known as Diag <Diag> No, no. I'm right. <Diag> See, you're wrong, so I must be right. It just works that way. <thomas_AFK> Diag, try and relax and enjoy the crises <Diag> Aaand, I'm done. <thomas_AFK> IN where <thomas_AFK> You're wrong <Diag> Thomas is wrong times infinity. <Diag> <_> <Diag> I'm not immature. That's crazy. <thomas_AFK> Psh <thomas_AFK> Your opinion doesn't count <thomas_AFK> When you think about me <thomas_AFK> All that matters, is how I think about me. <Diag> (As a little Sweedish girl.) <thomas_AFK> As a superior being

I think I lost this argument...so badly.

I took it personally when Scalebane left the Watch, but I have limits to my cruelty. To tempt him back I told him about a cool piece of DM loot he got and never had the chance to see. I sooo got him here! And I'm so happy he came back! :D Take that Scalebane! Twin Fist of Love and Hate!

<Scale|Out> Talanger is coming back <Scale|Out> My loot, plz <WinstonMartin> Too late. <WinstonMartin> Gave it to the Seekers. <WinstonMartin> Talk to the Montezzis if you want it back. <Scale|Out> ... <Scale|Out> what? <Scale|Out> ..................................................... <WinstonMartin> Sorry dude. <WinstonMartin> Roll up another guy I guess. <Scale|Out> Wait, you're serious? <Scale|Out> No way <WinstonMartin> You said to consider him dead. <WinstonMartin> Of course Im fucking with you bitch! Come on up to the Watch House! <Scale|Out> :D:D:D:D <WinstonMartin> Welcome back!

The evils of House Montezzi, detailed below!

Scythia Lotte: *dumps out a bag full of dolls, and sits on the floor to play with them* Waylon Spitworth: [He quickly eyes the dolls, shuffling over to the other side of the room] Waylon Spitworth: Can I's play too? Scythia Lotte: Mmmmhmmm. Scythia Lotte: *points to the magician* This one is called Isildore. He is a very powerful magician. Scythia Lotte: He is helping Patchy to be beautiful and live forever. Waylon Spitworth: [He juts up the Hosfyrd Reev doll in excitement] I's Waylon daddy! I's kick t'shit out of elves! Scythia Lotte: *claps her hands together delightedly* Waylon Spitworth: [He lifts up the Dwarf Figurine] Whassit I'm a dumbass midget, I's be flailin' around my beard at t'circus n'shit. Scythia Lotte: His name is Rhutgher. Waylon Spitworth: [He holds the Hosfyrd Reev doll in one hand, and the dwarf figure in other] Dumbass midget, I's papa o'Waylon, I's beat t'shit outta you! Waylon Spitworth: Wait, I's t'dwarfy dipshit auuugh shit I's gettin' beat by papa o'Waylon! Scythia Lotte: *grins hideously, showing her sharp teeth* Waylon Spitworth: Haha, die you dumbass midget, yous stupid! Waylon Spitworth: [He continues to slam the two dolls together in excitement] Waylon Spitworth: Augugughgughhhh! Rrrgh I's from clan axe fart dumbass midgets you's gonna pay Waylon's daddy! Waylon Spitworth: Oi oi oi an ale fer my kin, I's gonna get private Sten t'arrest you, Waylon papa! Scythia Lotte: Oooh.. *picks up the Cail and Bungo dolls* These are the watchmen. Waylon Spitworth: I's don't put up with dumbasses, I's Waylon papa I's put elves on t'big spears n'barbeque 'em over fire, t'dumb shits elfies n'their trees be damn stupid'n'shit, god damn. Waylon Spitworth: Oh, shit? Scythia Lotte: *marches them over on the floor* We are the law! We are here to clamp you up in cages! Waylon Spitworth: Whassit?! No you ain't! Scythia Lotte: Come with us, for your fighting! Scythia Lotte: Or else! Scythia Lotte: We will serve you tea, if you come, but if you do not, we will throw the tea at you! Jack Klenner: [slinks down to their level watching them play] Scythia Lotte: It is very hot tea! Waylon Spitworth: [He bangs the Hosfyrd Reev doll on the Cail and Bungo dolls violently, obviously exceptionally into the anger and play] Waylon Spitworth: DON'T TELL ME SHIT! I'S WAYLON DADDY! RRRGH! Scythia Lotte: Argh! The tea is burning us instead! Waylon Spitworth: I'll cleave yer skull! Scythia Lotte: NO! THE TEA! Waylon Spitworth: RRGH, WAYLON DADDY, WAYLON DADDY GONNA CRUSH YOU! Scythia Lotte: *causes the Bungo and Cail dolls to fall over backwards and slam into the ground, giggling with delight* Waylon Spitworth: [He tosses aside the Hosfyrd Reev doll, running over to stomp on them angrily] Jack Klenner: [picks up the wizard doll] I'm a pompus spellguard and I think the watch isn't doing the job right Waylon Spitworth: DIE YOU DUMBSHIT ELF LOVIN'! Waylon Spitworth: Waylon papa is winnin'! Scythia Lotte: Ooh, ooh, careful. Scythia Lotte: We want to play with them again some time. Waylon Spitworth: [He lets out a breath, easing off at the words] Waylon Spitworth: Shit, sorry, sorry. Scythia Lotte: It's okay. *picks up the Ivandur Reynolt doll* Jack Klenner: [waddles the wizard doll around lightly] Arrgh! We are making people angry! Let us make more machines to resolves this issue! Waylon Spitworth: [He lifts up the Maalgor doll] Whossit this dumbo? Scythia Lotte: *holds the doll up* I am a councilor, and I say that machines do not help. We are but men! Let us live as men! Scythia Lotte: You there, big scary orc-man! You are evil, because you look strange! Scythia Lotte: Banish! Jack Klenner: [the wizard doll jumps up and down] We are powerful spellguard! We do as we want! Waylon Spitworth: Shut up, dipshit, I's uh... somethin' beast thing'n'! Scythia Lotte: No, I am the council, and I take away all of your money, wizard. And I kick the orcs out of the city. Waylon Spitworth: Okay'n'. I don't give a shit about t'orcs. Jack Klenner: [the wizard walks around] Not the money! Scythia Lotte: *reaches over to grab the Ward and Manasi dolls as well* Oh yes, the money! Scythia Lotte: No money for you, not anymore. Just pie, that is thrown. Jack Klenner: Ohh no now we have to find people we all hate so we get an excuse for more money! Waylon Spitworth: [He tries to insert the Maalgor doll into his elf, but upon realizing he is wearing a helmet he rubs it along his faceplate idly] Scythia Lotte: We are three councilors, so we can do anything! We declare today pie day! Scythia Lotte: Pie for eating for people we like! Pie for throwing at people we don't! Jack Klenner: [the wizard doll waves about] We will make animatron pies that talk to you while you try to eat them! Jack Klenner: Then we will be loved again! [the wizard doll dances again] Scythia Lotte: *looks, wide-eyed, at Jack* Scythia Lotte: You... are amazing. Scythia Lotte: Nevermind, master wizard. We give your group all of the money. Scythia Lotte: Make many of these pies. Scythia Lotte: Many, many talking pies. Jack Klenner: [the wizard doll jumps up and down] Yes! Pies that will consume the city and annoy us all to death! Scythia Lotte: *drops the three councilor dolls, with disinterest, then picks up the Tommy Ten-Irons doll* Vrish Kurvolge: is the girl busy? Vrish Kurvolge: I have more dolls. Scythia Lotte: *looks at him curiously* I have an - Scythia Lotte: *jumps to her feet, dropping the doll* Scythia Lotte: Lemme see. Jack Klenner: [places the doll down] [sigh] Inner child indeed

Brilliant!

omg.

I love it.

Bear with me ... this will kind of lose something in the translation since I didn't get a screenie, but I'll do the best I can to describe it. omg I roared.

I started a new PC with a friend and Rip. So our little party is a human male barbarian, a female human fighter, and female half-elf ranger. Seeing as how we've barely made 3rd level, we're all three just out of rags.

We're standing in Lower when a goblin approaches us and starts trying to get coin off of us. Once we finally convince him we don't have spit between the three of us, he takes a sudden interest in me.

Conversation went something along these lines:

Goblin: ... pretty human lady Me: *raises eyebrow* you assume much Male Barbarian: she got elf blood in 'er Female Fighter: besides ... she's mine!

I about spit coffee all over the screen. It just went downhill from there. I wish I had gotten a screenie.

My ranger just got a whole new twist added to her story ;)

Councilor Redd: Agent, what makes you think this was an attempt on your life instead of non-lethal assault?

Luke Danger *whipsering* 'Cause Magic Missile includes the word missile?

Hersur: *shrugs*

Talking Animatron Pies!!

BEWARE US MORTALS!!

Content Citizen: [Talk] This is as bad as I've ever seen Sanctuary. I don't know if we'll survive!

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Just so nobody misses out [17:15] Sternhund This is neat, I think you guys might like this [17:15] Sternhund Go to start->run [17:15] Sternhund Type in "telnet" [17:15] Sternhund Type in o [17:15] Sternhund Then towel.blinkenlights.nl [17:15] Sternhund Then you can watch Star Wars in ASCII. >_> [17:16] DeputyCool Omg. [17:16] DeputyCool Amazing [17:16] DeputyCool XD

[Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] .. At least there aren't tiles in bedrooms? [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] One tile in a building would be enough Howland : [Shout] Fire2 [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] I've never seen any tiles but in The Beacon. Howland : [Shout] Disregard that obviously [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] But if you think I'm going to waste my art spying on a Kobold attempting to have relations [screws up his face in revulsion at that thought] [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] Hence why I suggested the prince not let the spellguard ward the fort... [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Mmm, makes sense [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] .. My race is not one for that. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Come the middle of Elient you might change your mind [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] We aren't.. As social with "relations" as humans are. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] High season for the magic eaters, simple cantrips will bring hordes of them on you. [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] Lucky I dont cast my own magics... [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Kobolds don't have relations by my research [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] You are wrong, then. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] You simply rut around in a giant warren and lay eggs do you not? [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] We do not. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] We do it.. Just like humans. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] So you don't lay eggs? [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] I am quite confident you lay eggs. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Though rarely, does it develop into "love". [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] We do lay eggs. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Indeed, and live in communal chambers, a large cave usually [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] But sexual actions must be taken first. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Rarely, though, does it develop into.. "Love". [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Talk] Are ya sure ya want to know more specifically, magician? [Rolls eyes, some sarcasm in his voice.] [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Hence, kobolds living in a communal chamber, and taking sexual actions are rutting around in a large cave and laying eggs. [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] [Chuckles in a deep resonant voice] [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Of course I want to know more. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] It's my nature [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Kobold society is usually tightly closed.. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] But if you wish, I may speak more of it. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Knowledge is power my friend, they do not refer to Elminster as the Sage of Shadowdale for nothing [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Speak Kobold, it pleases me to hear of your scociety [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] //and I need a bathroom break >_> [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] \\ Kobolds use the bathroom rarely. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] \\ They just pee while they mine. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] \\ >_> [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] // rofl [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] XD [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] It's true! Read the draconimicon! [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Talk] I know the value of knowledge, but I don't feel a strong urge to hear details about kobolds' sexual actions. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Talk] [Dryly.] [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Reptillian reproductive systems is not an interesting subject. [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] [shrugs] Doesnt really bother me non... [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] \\ And I will now go indepth about it.. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] If you've said A, you've got to say B. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] ... [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] >_> [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] Since you told me to.. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] NO [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] Don't! Please! [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] You see, whenever a mommy and daddy kobold love eachother very much.. Wait. That doesn't happen. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] Whenever a mommy and daddy kobold are ready to make love, they.. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] I hate you. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] :P [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] Sorry. That was a bathroom break. Now, you see, kobold women lack the curves human women do.. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] Which makes marriage very uncompelling. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] Kobolds rarely wear clothes unless they're mining, too.. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Tell] They walk around nekked. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] I'll just go afk and hope the text book consists of white text instead of green when I come back... [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Well, for one.. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Kobolds don't wear clothes unless they are mining. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] And not scroll up. [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] Mm... [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] You're wearing clothes right now [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] [Adjusts the metal box round his neck] [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] *Is wearing leather.* [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] This is my sneaky leather. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] And cloak. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Talk] //afk [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] And boots. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] So you wear clothes to sneak as well as mine [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Sometimes, a kobold is born as a dragonwrought. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Their eggs will be speckled with the dragon they have been blessed with.. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Oh hogwash, dragons do not bless kobolds, so much as enslave them [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] They may have any number of interesting developments. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Who is the kobold here?! [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] You're simply spouting mindless kobold legends. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] It's not a legend. [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] [Chuckles in a deep resonant voice] [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] These dragonwrought kobolds aren't ltierally blessed. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Has anyone here even seen a dragonwrought kobold? [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Anyone? [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] .. I -have-. [B4kst4br] Laith: [Talk] [shakes his head] Though I hve not seen very many not trying to kill me... [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] With what sort of developments did this kobold posses then? [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Dragonwrought kobolds are not likely to wander out of the tribe. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Any number of things.. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] The one you saw. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Such as wings to glide with.. Abilities such as their heritage's.. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Such as, a strong immunity to acids. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Feh, winged kobolds. Who has ever heard of such a thing. Ludicris. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] I've -seen it-, again. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Some may even breath fire, cold. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] You'll have to excuse me if I don't take the word of odd little kobolds as dogma [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] If you wish to sease learning my "rubbish", goodbye then. [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] \\ Cease* [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Kobold [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] You're not dismissed. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] [Smiles a fiendish little grin at Trulix] [Dylan_the_minotaur] Trulix Acidbreath: [Talk] Then tell me what you want to know. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] Nothing, really. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] I would just remind you of my station as a member of the Court here. You should pay proper respect, be less curt in your manners. [Pythagarin] Semaj Lemalian: [Talk] [Gestures lazily at the door] Now you are dismissed.

<DD|Out> got a name? <derflaro|Anti-Den> can i be <derflaro|Anti-Den> fargus benlaribos <DD|Out> No. <derflaro|Anti-Den> wtf <derflaro|Anti-Den> halfbrood and krunto like fargus <derflaro|Anti-Den> what is wrong with fargus <derflaro|Anti-Den> it's not a dick joke or anything

DangerousDan|NamePolice

<AKMatt> Is there a DM on? <AKMatt> I just mislick dropped an alchemist's fire in the Crone. <TRB> lol <Ommadawn> XD <Ommadawn> BOOM <AKMatt> I'm in the Fugue plane now. :(

Wow, I am such a noob.

[23:01] <Caster> No, Mole's not playing lesbiant :( [23:02] <TRB> I suppose you would be the first to know.

My proudest moment thus far.

Senestia Avarscanti: What is your Lady Friend's favourite drink, Rinaldo?

(...)

Rinaldo Montezzi: *simply smiles, and his eyes flash amber a moment* Blood, Senestia, as you well know. She drinks the blood of my enemies. No, she is no vampire, or demon, or infneral creature. She is my Lady, and she is fierce, as I am. But I am a protector, not a destroyer. A builder. A Prince. A Ruler. I

(...)

Citizen: The rumors are TRUE! SWEET MOTHER OF ALL! [DM]Johannes : *a little boy bursts into tears*

Making grown men curse and little boys cry.

A Basement Minion <Calculor> I <Calculor> Am <Calculor> GOING <Calculor> TO <Calculor> CULL <Calculor> YOU <Calculor> KODAX <Calculor> HAUN <Calculor> STYLE <Calculor> GREAT AXE TO THE FACE <Calculor> NO APOLOGIES.

<Luinril> got sun <Luinril> it shine <Luinril> bright <Luinril> hot <Luinril> glow <Luinril> polar bear go away <Luinril> it hard 2 make snowman now :(

More IG stuff please. IRC is meh.

Kethra Elowen: [she playfully wrinkles her nose, quirking a smile, winking to Terry subtly] Do you think you could work out, in a similar manner to earlier, -much- more often? [she giggles] It really did make my day Kedrick Reynolds: [He chuckles.] Terrient Tillmorrow: *Grins a bit.* Kethra Elowen: [She flicks her hand casually, grinning to Kedrick] Kedrick Reynolds: I was just working out stress from my... Outing. Kedrick Reynolds [Whisper]: I trust Terry informed you of where I was? Terrient Tillmorrow: I believe she was being serious, sir. Kethra Elowen: [She nods softly.] Kedrick Reynolds: [He simply smirks.] Kethra Elowen: I was being serious... [she winks] it was really quite breathtaking! Terrient Tillmorrow: I concur. Kedrick Reynolds [Tell]: I'm like the male version of Senestia.

Pfft. Got a long way to go, Meldread.

<Theon> Yo fatty, give us your lunch money. You obviously dont need it. <Senestia runs off crying> <Theon> OINK OINK

Making stuff up is just not cool :?

Thats not made up, Caster. >_>

::Edit::

Caster13 below I did not do any crying of any sort!

I did not do any crying of any sort!

Total cry-baby, IMO.

Ebok Thats not made up, Caster. >_>

::Edit::

Caster13 below I did not do any crying of any sort!

You emoted doing it in that little DM room we were all chilling in for that hour. ;)

Yeah, that was me crying, not Senestia <_<

I thought this was an insanely cute, funny moment shared between two air headed kids.

Ladran Fellborn: [Approaching Torrey and Ariel] [Whisper] Aspirant. Torrey: [Talk] [Glances over his shoulder, frowning slightly, looking to Ariel] Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] [arches her brow, and her mouth falls open] Ariel Mapplewood: [Whisper] Wow. Ladran Fellborn: [Whisper] What? Torrey: [Whisper] What... wow? Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] [Forgets completely about Remy, and is just looking at Torrey, smiling suddenly] Torrey: [Whisper] What...? Torrey: [Talk] [Glances between Ariel and Ladran confusingly] Ariel Mapplewood: [Whisper] I didnt know. Ladran Fellborn: [Talk] [He shrugs] Torrey: [Whisper] I don't know either... Ladran Fellborn: [Whisper] What do you know about this Phoenix? Torrey: [Whisper] What?--Oh, me? Ladran Fellborn: [Whisper] No, the other aspirant. Ariel Mapplewood: [Whisper] You didnt know you were trying to be a Seeker? Ariel Mapplewood: [Whisper] Me? Torrey: [Whisper] Wait... [Looks around] Is she...? Ladran Fellborn: [Whisper] Oh good Gods. [Walks off]

Good morning [03:57] Sternhund Good morning everyone, it is 4AM, Friday June 20th, 2008 [03:57] Sternhund Time for today's news [03:57] Dopson Good morning indeed [03:57] Sternhund At a Massachusetts High School, it was found that 17 girls under the age of 16 became pregnant [03:57] Ariasa Nevermind. [03:57] Sternhund Unusually, these girls decided to form a pact. [03:58] Sternhund This pact detailed that they would all get pregnant at the same time, birth their children at the same time, and then they would raise their kids together [03:58] Sternhund Odd. These girls were all white, middle-classed [03:58] Sternhund Yet there's more. [03:58] Sternhund It seems the children of all 17 girls will share the same father. [03:58] Sternhund DNA evidence traces it to a 26 year old homeless man [03:58] Ariasa ... [03:58] Dopson :D [03:58] Ariasa You can't be serious. [03:58] Sternhund That was today's news [03:58] Sternhund I'm not kidding, Ariasa [03:58] Ariasa Wow. [03:58] Sternhund Turn on MSNBC, they're playing the story this instant [03:59] Dopson Haha :D

EDIT: "School group projects have certainly changed from my day." — Posted by I attended high school, and all I got was a baby. (New York Times website, comment section)

I saw that story, and every last one of the one girls are are to hence forth be labeled as white trash extreme.

Oh, and to add to it, there were more girls than just that, some of them didnt get pregnant though. Every last one of them is an oxygen theif, and should be uthinized immediately.

EDIT: And the homeless guy is to be given an award.

Yes, homeless guy 29k plz

More fun teen awkwardness.

Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] [To Reynart] Colara and you wont get along. Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] Just a warning. Torrey: [Talk] Huh? How can you tell? Reynart Sanas: [Talk] Hrnh? Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] He's a guy with a (great) sword. Torrey: [Talk] Oh... Torrey: [Talk] [Looks to his short sword] Torrey: [Talk] Is that why....? Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] Hrm? Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] No, you're special.

Fucking kids.

GET OFF MY LAWN

When one person gets stuck behind a chair after trying to get up ... sitting down in the same chair will NOT pop them out, it will only get you stuck as well. >.<

*Grimhampster and Roach are on a personal quest of no signifigance, and in their travels they happen apon some elven chick with stoneskin cast upon her, walking about with bags or rat meat.*

Roach: Whoahs, walking statue. Roach: Must be godess. Grimhampster: Noes it's no- Roach: We take it to cave and build shrine! Grimhampster: ... Okays. Me gets head, yous feet. Elven Stone Chick, (who's name escapes me.): I'm NOT a godess. Roach: She heavy, can't move her. Grimhampster: Cut her in half? Me carry one half you another? Elven Stone Chick: ....GUARDS!!! Roach: Uh oh. Duregar Guard: What? Elven STone Chick: These goblins are harassing me. Roach: This not nice godess. Duregar Guard: *basically tells all of us to go away* Elven Chick: *becomes not stone anymore* Roach: Oh.... she trick us. Grimhampster: Tricksy, yes. Elven Chick: I'll give you both 20 gold if you go away. Roach: She nice. Gives us shinies! Grimhampster: Shinies! Elven Chick: Gives gold to each goblin. Roach: I'd eat hers if we not promise. Grimhampster: She elf, gross. Grimhampster: She nice though, give Grimhampster kiss, yes? Elven Chick: I think not.

Probably a few mistakes in the dialogue here.... I didn't memorize it. I think you get the idea of what's going on though.

What a wimpy elf

OMGWTFBBQ FOIG Dragon!

... just bustin your balls a bit mate :twisted: :wink:

<AKMatt> Thomas, you need to organize quest train duels against Colara. <AKMatt> You need to have quest battles with Colara. <AKMatt> Counter-quest each other publicly, by announcing that you are going on a better battle than they are. <thomas_IG> ...That is the dumbest idea on EFU

Thats actually a really awesome idea, imo. Kudos to AKMatt.

How can I compete with trolls, Illthied, and beholders? I can't even do those quests yet! :cry:

* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!mckinney45@*.starstream.net * Krunto was kicked by ChanServ (LOL STILL HAVE BAN BUTTON DICKWAD)

I laughed.

Olwa and I were having a private OOC discussion about the Upper and would it ever fall. . . not perfectly memorized, but it should give you an idea of what we were saying, and there aren't any spoilers since it's just talking about the levels of major NPC's, not their whole life history. But, for the sake of keeping the level of uberness the NPC's are, I substitued the numbers with *

CLARIFYING EDIT: To clarify, this is NOT any form of flame, punch, hit, etc. towards the DM's or ANYONE AT ALL, it's just a intresting note of fact.

Olwa: The DMs are pretty protective about the Upper, whenever it is threatened to the point of defeat, they bring out secret resources.

Luke Danger: What kind of Secret Resources? New Spellguard toys like the defense orbs?

Olwa: No, just Archibald the level * Wizard, Azzam the Level * Fighter, Officer Barkley the level * wizard. . . to the rescue.

Luke Danger: Ah. . .

LOL. Archibald is powerful?

DeputyCool plays Archibald. It's like fighting a Dan NPC.

<derflaro|Anti-Den> caddies sucks caddies sucks caddies sucks

Caddies, you know what to do.

Less IRC quotes IMO

ARCHIBALD. SLAYING NO ONE, WITH NOTHING, EVER.

DUN DUN DUN.

Stop it DC, you're scaring us... *Huddles up in the corner with the rest of the petty mortals from the Montezzi House and covers eyes with a blanket*

Agent Archibald... THE POLITICIAN!

For the record, it's quite feasible that Upper will fall! During the Sslal'teesh War, it was very close to being conquered by the Lizardfolk. However, the City has survived for 153 Years. It will take a lot before it falls.

Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] You both mind if catch you in a bit? Torrey: [Talk] [Nods to Ariel] Yeah, that's fine. Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] Yeah, maybe a nap too. Aerianna Serias-Benemein: [Talk] Go ahead, Ariel. Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] [nods] I'll see you both in a little while. Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] You both too. Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] [waves] Remy: [Talk] Later ariel Aerianna Serias-Benemein: [Talk] Both boths? Ariel Mapplewood: [Talk] Both boths. Remy: [Talk] Both boths Torrey: [Talk] I'm not... uh... saying it. Remy: [Talk] .... Aerianna Serias-Benemein: [Talk] [pokes Torrey in the arm lightly] Remy: [Talk] Party pooper Colara: [Talk] Nor will I. Torrey: [Talk] Ah! Okay, okay... both boths... Remy: [Talk] Ahh there we go! Remy: [Talk] Now you Colara: [Talk] No. Torrey: [Talk] Remy, you poke... uhm... her. Remy: [Talk] ... Colara: [Talk] [Just looks at Torrey] Torrey: [Talk] [Coughs, clearing his throat as he looks way] Erm... Nevermind. Remy: [Talk] *pokes her shield and then pulls out his sheidl* Colara: [Talk] [Glances down to her shield a moment, stowing her weapong and brushing the shield off] Torrey: [Talk] [His eyes widen slightly, looking to Remy] Remy: [Talk] *he narrows his eyes looking at her* you gonna say it or what Colara: [Talk] No. Remy: [Talk] Well guess she aint gonna say if folks Colara: [Talk] I refuse. Aerianna Serias-Benemein: [Talk] Refuse what? Remy: [Talk] Remy power Colara: [Talk] To repeat what you said. Aerianna Serias-Benemein: [Talk] [blinks] Said? Aerianna Serias-Benemein: [Talk] What do you mean? Torrey: [Talk] Uh... oh! We'll duel you to it! Remy: [Talk] Sounds good Colara: [Talk] Will you? Torrey: [Talk] Yeah... Remy and I... versus you... Cause... it's just unfair otherwise...

[14:15] <Ebok> Turkey yum [14:15] <Caster> Mm. [14:15] <Ebok> Turkey [14:16] <Ebok> Mircle Whip [14:16] <Ebok> Beard [14:16] <Ebok> Bread [14:16] <Ebok> Rather [14:16] <Caster> Haha. [14:16] <Ebok> Beard would be bad [14:16] <Ebok> And mustard [14:16] <Caster> I have to wonder if dwarves ever accidentally eat their beards. [14:16] <Caster> Like, when they're drunk, and trying to eat. [14:17] <Caster> They haphazardly put a sandwich together. And their beards are so long some of it is accidentally in between the bread.

The dwarf Navil Dacker was dueling Colora, and my wizard, Xanos Bannon, had his familiar, Hunter, a Deep Wyrm, out and watching, and I was RPing with him.

Hunter: YAY YAY YAY! LONG FIGHT! CUT THE DWARF'S BEARD OFF!

Dacker: If that rat with wings insults me again I'll kill it!

Xanos Bannon: HUNTER! STOP INSULTING RANDOM PEOPLE!

Dr. Dragon to me after the revalation of the mirror.

I had, on multible occasions, made the assumption that destroying the mirror would end House Montezzi, though I meant it in a 'it'll cripple them enough we can steamroll over them', not kill. (note: I fixed the doc's bad spelling)

Dr. Dragon: DAMNIT I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU WERE RIGHT! House Montezzi would end by breaking the mirror!

Self-quoting makes us all feel bad.

<thomas|AFK> Coffee is for adults who lack Cocaine <MithrilDragon> You, sir, have obviously never combined the two.

While in the Fugue

<Wyric Crowshire> I must be dreaming,,,this must be a dream. <Hafur Hunter.> If this is a dream...why are you dreaming of me naked? <hafur Hunter> Sick bastard.

Your characters are so witty, Thomas.

Who hasn't dreamed of Hafur Hunter naked?

Need to use a better uploader imo.

Humoresque Need to use a better uploader imo.

Ghyrrt [Talk]: Should maybe write a play about Ghyrrt's amazingness.

I am SO going to do that.

<Fayil> (Currufin) I have junk if you have money.

I like being eaten. If anyone cares at all, pics for Trinden may be coming out. I may or may not feel like reading the post on posting pics.

Howland: --60-- Howland: Sixty.

<Crimmage> [Blinks.] Anyone on?

<WWind2> I think they're all in a coma

<Crimmage> That means they left all the loot for us :D

<WWind2> Heh.

<DetectiveConan> Rubbing vaseline over my naked body.

<DangerousWorn> What'd you need?

<WWind2> [blinks] They're alive!!

* ThePeeper[BabySitting] is now known as ThePeeper[FuckUp]

<Requiem> We need a paladin of Nobanion called Simba.

Thomas_Not_very_wise While in the Fugue

<Wyric Crowshire> I must be dreaming,,,this must be a dream. <Hafur Hunter.> If this is a dream...why are you dreaming of me naked? <hafur Hunter> Sick bastard.

I am not sure which is worse, it being a dream or not.

<Seekmutt> Time for another war, imo. Stronghearts, and their knowledge of tact, militant tendancies, and war technology, vs. ghostwise and their bananas.

<Kotenku> ask me telepathically

"Take out that mirror and those 'Tezzis are history."

- Luke Danger on several occasions with several varriations

Danger was quite a friend of Clan Mithrilsoul, to the point he was one of two (the first was me, the other was a Seeker I think) who actually fought with the Mithrilsouls in the assault on House Montezzi, here's several quotes from it:

Ulgar Ulgarson: Want a drink?

Luke Danger: Sure, why not.

Ulgar Ulgarson: My kind of Paladin.

---

Ulgar Ulgarson: We bothering with talking, or are we just rushing them?

Luke Danger: We're rushing.

Ulgar Ulgarson: *grins*

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Ulgar Ulgarson: *wears ridicuious looking armor*

Luke Danger: *poilitely doesn't comment on the armor*

Ulgar Ulgarson {PM}: Damn your Paladin politeness!

---

Here's a few quotes with Alexander Patton, my current:

Grimhamster: So, you look for women? Or maybe man? Even cute little halfing men?

Alexander Patton: *OBVIOUSLY sarcastic* Funny. Real Funny. I'm not looking for love. Probably never will.

--

Alexander Patton: Hey, Cyrus told you to get out.

Drunk Gangster: Pike off.

Alexander Patton: Hey, I'm just the messager, but I'll use force if you don't go.

Drunk Gangster: You know who I am?!

Alexander Patton: No, and I don't care.

*he draws a dagger, Alex a Bastard Sword/Tower Sheild*

Drunk Gangster: RAH! *attacks*

Alexander Patton: *pwns the gangster, taking about 15 points of damage out of about 40, chucks the gangster out onto the streets*

Cyrus Doors: He'll be sleeping that off for a few days.

<tom> [tell] Did I ever tell you that RwG wanted to get Senestia to become a Guardian?

<Hafur Hunter> [Tell] Sunite Guardian...The Horror.

<@metropakt> What were your reasons for quitting following Cruzel's wildly absurd ragequit? Like, did you actually believe anything he said? <@DCFan> Do you look for the romances in NWN you could never have IRL? <+Caster> I didn't quit cause of Cruzel. Just after playing Senestia and Torrey after, it was was pretty emotionally overwhelming. <+Caster> I have such romances IRL =P <@DeputyCool> Lesbian ones? <+Caster> Well, romance. <@DeputyCool> <_> <@DCFan> Sexually confused romances? <@DeputyCool> Alright, this interview is over. <@metropakt> DCFan, you clearly have the tact of a beached jellyfish <+Caster> No. I've got a girlfriend, but I'm not a girl.

Caster=fail

How is that fail? =/

On the stewards forum.

<@Magister> Thomas, you need to stop buying so many potions <@Magister> I'm never going to make 11 at the rate you're buying them <+Daemonic-Daz> Take Sleyphs advice. <@Magister> Cut him off? <+Daemonic-Daz> Limit the amount of potions he can get. <@Magister> I sold him like 100 potions in the past day and a half <+Daemonic-Daz> Thats blatant abuse. XD

eb0l customers.

thom, just stop posting in this thread, holy crap.

Kotenku thom, just stop posting in this thread, holy crap.

I win at quotes thread

[01:22] <Kotenku> Your cock can support your whole weight?

Lock this thread please, somebody, until it becomes relevant again. Holy shit.

<AKMatt> DrD is what keeps me off drugs. <Krunto> drd is what keeps me on drugs

What people say about me!

IRC <DeputyCool> Fuck this. I am sick of #EfU <DrDragon> DRD =-= Mode #EFU +m by DeputyCool =-= Mode #EFU +v DrDragon by DeputyCool <DrDragon> notice we <DeputyCool> This isn't even an interview. <DeputyCool> I just am giving you free reign, DrD. <DeputyCool> Say whatever you want. =-= derflaro|Anti-Den is now known as dckanutellme <DeputyCool> Im going to go make food. =-= dckanutellme is now known as aboutmyogre =-= aboutmyogre is now known as thanks <DrDragon> k =-= Fong is now known as OMGTHISISGHEY =-= Naga is now known as Ohjesusnoplease =-= Ohjesusnoplease is now known as Naga =-= Deviant is now known as Ivegothimonignoreanyway =-= thanks is now known as derflaro|Anti-Den =-= LanceLathain is now known as spermwhale <DrDragon> I H =-= Krunto is now known as deputyFAIL =-= Caddies is now known as SureToBeARivetingMonologue =-= OMGTHISISGHEY is now known as STOPTALKING <DrDragon> I AM DRD =-= deputyFAIL is now known as LolDeputySux <DrDragon> CAN ANYONE ELSE TALK =-= AirCanada2009 is now known as Noooooooo =-= STOPTALKING is now known as SHUTUP =-= derflaro|Anti-Den is now known as CanIBeOgreNow =-= FUArch2 is now known as LmaoThisIsALaugh =-= AKMatt is now known as ThisIsHilarious <DrDragon> So <DrDragon> Im the only talker? <metropakt> Yes. <DeputyCool> Yes. =-= ThisIsHilarious is now known as YES =-= Ivegothimonignoreanyway is now known as hahahahahahawhatissomebodypm =-= LmaoThisIsALaugh is now known as PropstoAKMatt^^ =-= SHUTUP is now known as PENIALFRACTURE <metropakt> The conch is yours Piggy. <DrDragon> THIS IS BADASS! =-= spermwhale is now known as tellusofyournewcharacter =-= CanIBeOgreNow is now known as PlzRespnd2MeImcry <DrDragon> K =-= LolDeputySux is now known as Krunto|VoteMetroDepSux <DrDragon> Im out of char ideas <metropakt> You're failing =-= tellusofyournewcharacter is now known as makeaspermwhale <metropakt> Cold <metropakt> cold =-= Noooooooo is now known as Ihatemylife -->| Schoolmutt (user@dm-30411.sunsh1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has joined #efu <DrDragon> ColD! =-= PlzRespnd2MeImcry is now known as help <--| Schoolmutt has left #efu =-= hahahahahahawhatissomebodypm is now known as Kotenku <DeputyCool> New free reign for someone. =-= YES is now known as ItsOkayImFailingToo =-= PropstoAKMatt^^ is now known as WhatHappenedtoyourLowersmanDrD <metropakt> getting colder =-= PENIALFRACTURE is now known as Fong <DeputyCool> Scott Danger -- =-= help is now known as aughguhguhg <DrDragon> WAIT WAIT =-= Mode #EFU -v DrDragon by metropakt <DeputyCool> Elect the new #EfU Tyrant.

DeputyCool> AKMatt. =-= DeputyCoolIsStupid is now known as IhopeHesDoneSoon =-= STFUNAGA is now known as pmmecharideas <DeputyCool> I will ban one person from this channel, for 24 hours. =-= TELLMEABOUTDEREKSTORM is now known as AirCanada2009 <DeputyCool> You get to choose who. <DeputyCool> Go. =-= man_from_mexico is now known as eat_shit =-= IhopeHesDoneSoon is now known as DEPUTYLOL =-= eat_shit is now known as dog_farmer =-= ITSOVER9000 is now known as SHAKEITBABY =-= DEPUTYLOL is now known as BanThatSkank =-= FUArch is now known as PickDeputyCool =-= lovethesuit is now known as I_Volunteer =-= WhatAboutHim is now known as BanDeputyCool =-= I_Volunteer is now known as lovethesuit =-= BanThatSkank is now known as BanDC =-= dog_farmer is now known as dinosaur_farmer =-= SHAKEITBABY is now known as BANCHANSERV =-= YOU are now known as BanCruzel <DeputyCool> It cannot be a DM though. =( =-= pmmecharideas is now known as BANeveryonesayingbanDC =-= TellUsAboutKirix is now known as SmellyDolphin <BanDeputyCool> Oh, darn. <DeputyCool> you have 10 seconds to pick. <DeputyCool> Go go go. <BanDeputyCool> Cruzel, then =-= SmellyDolphin is now known as YES =-= BanDeputyCool is now known as AKMatt =-= Mode #EFU +b *!*@dm-33466.cpe.mountaincable.net by DeputyCool =-= dinosaur_farmer is now known as banDoNkEyKoNg =-= BANCHANSERV is now known as LOLatCruzel =-= Cruzel was booted from #efu by DeputyCool (See you in 24.) =-= PickDeputyCool is now known as YeahBanChanser =-= BanDC is now known as DeputyFail =-= Mode #EFU -v AKMatt by DeputyCool =-= Mode #EFU -m by DeputyCool =-= banDoNkEyKoNg is now known as betterbetrue <BANeveryonesayingbanDC> YAY <Naga> YAY <Caddies> Sick choice. =-= DeputyFail is now known as Krunto <betterbetrue> good job <Krunto> lol <YES> yessss =-= BANeveryonesayingbanDC is now known as DRD <Naga> You win at life <Guest3016> XD <DRD> NICE =-= LOLatCruzel is now known as Fong <AirCanada2009> Nice. <DRD> I CAN SPEAK AGAIN! <Krunto> thats like picking on a retard =-= betterbetrue is now known as derflaro|Anti-Den <Krunto> that was terrible <YeahBanChanser> xD <derflaro|Anti-Den> cheers to AKMatt <Krunto> and a poor troll <Caddies> lol at the torrent of approval <DRD> HOW COME I COULDNT SELECT SOMEONE TO BAN?

Coldburn. <3

[Coldburn] Brenda Saltblood: [Talk] But we hain't an understandin' yet. [Coldburn] Brenda Saltblood: [Talk] Possible PVP in Tunnels, (?) Vhaerun hideout? [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Talk] Oh? Then I think it's yer turn to explain. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] fail. XD [Coldburn] Brenda Saltblood: [Tell] Utter. And. Total. Fail.

Brenda Saltblood: [Tell] Sorry for forgetting to drop party, I was spamming /c hostile all and wondering why you didn't turn red. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] Wow, you can really claim today's price for utter pvp failure. [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] XD [Oskar Maxon] Zerathan Zen: [Tell] No problem. Brenda Saltblood: [Tell] Yes, this was massive.

And these are consecutive events.

Oh, Coldburn.

[lovethesuit] Good night Howland [lovethesuit] Nothing but <3 [DrDragon] wtf does ,3 [DrDragon] <3 [DrDragon] Wtf is that [lovethesuit] :) [lovethesuit] Oh Doc. [@Snoteye] It's the same as pressing Alt+F4. [DrDragon] their greater then 3? [@Snoteye] Try it. [@Snoteye] Go on, DrDragon. [@Snoteye] Go, try it. [DrDragon] on NWN [DrDragon] ? [lovethesuit] On IRC. [@Snoteye] Just here. [DrDragon] or right now? [lovethesuit] Yeah, now. [@Snoteye] It will work both places. • Quit: (DrDragon) (darkmyst@dm-24979.socal.res.rr.com) (Exit: DarkMyst Webchat) [@Snoteye] ... [lovethesuit] HAHAHAHAHAHA [@Snoteye] XD [lovethesuit] YES [@Snoteye] I can't believe it. [Cruzel] that never works [Cruzel] lol

Snoteye

[lovethesuit] Good night Howland [lovethesuit] Nothing but <3 [DrDragon] wtf does ,3 [DrDragon] <3 [DrDragon] Wtf is that [lovethesuit] :) [lovethesuit] Oh Doc. [@Snoteye] It's the same as pressing Alt+F4. [DrDragon] their greater then 3? [@Snoteye] Try it. [@Snoteye] Go on, DrDragon. [@Snoteye] Go, try it. [DrDragon] on NWN [DrDragon] ? [lovethesuit] On IRC. [@Snoteye] Just here. [DrDragon] or right now? [lovethesuit] Yeah, now. [@Snoteye] It will work both places. • Quit: (DrDragon) (darkmyst@dm-24979.socal.res.rr.com) (Exit: DarkMyst Webchat) [@Snoteye] ... [lovethesuit] HAHAHAHAHAHA [@Snoteye] XD [lovethesuit] YES [@Snoteye] I can't believe it. [Cruzel] that never works [Cruzel] lol

LOL, NICE!

You know, I once said "and don't press alt+F4" in a PvP battle on Guild Wars, and some on the other team actually DO it! It was so hilarious.

<DrDragon> Dms are hackers on steroids

I'm NOT quoting it all, but Johannes typing every damn line of "God Save The Queen" in IRC just now....

21:49 EvilStrawberry He cant start the quest if the server is down.... can he? 21:49 Relinquish YES HE CAN 21:49 Relinquish HE CAN START IT IN HIS PANTS

<derflar_o> hi <lovethesuit> I go out onto my porch, live on the third floor you know, and get a very nice look at the city. Over the buildings nearby, the trees, the park. You can see the edge of downtown if you crane your neck a little. <lovethesuit> The warm smell of sweet pastries keeps drifting by on the wind. I can catch it, but only for a second. I find myself trying to chase that scent, but to no avail. It seems like it has a mind of its own, coming only when it wants. <lovethesuit> Well I try to see if there's any colour to the sky left, but obviously I missed it. I missed the sunrise because I was too busy writing about a reverse vampire <lovethesuit> And nonetheless, I decide to remain out there for a few minutes. I enjoy the hills in the distance and that rich green that makes Victoria such a great place to live. It's very uplifting to be around so much nature, even in the city. <derflar_o> hi <lovethesuit> Well I come back inside and I decide to tidy up. Of all the things to do when you've been up as long as this, and yet that's what I do anyhow. And I clean up a little, throw out some things, just put things in their place. <derflar_o> hi <lovethesuit> Then I stumble and fall on my ass and for a minute I'm like wat <lovethesuit> But then I remember I'm like oh so fucking tired <lovethesuit> :( <lovethesuit> So I come back to the computer to tell you about it

'The Inquisitor' - Alex, if you were in charge of this rebelion, we'd all be dead when you order us to kill Sheps in his sleep!

<+Wern8> Deputy, can you please give me forum access? <+Y-T> :D <@DeputyCool> No. <+Wern8> YT <@DeputyCool> Because I hate you wern. <@DeputyCool> You hate my people. <+Wern8> :( <+Wern8> your people? <@DeputyCool> THE GAYS <+Wern8> they are not yours! <@DeputyCool> Why do you hate us? <+Wern8> i do not <@DangerousDan> Yeah Wern. Would you hate me if I was gay? <+Wern8> Nope. <+Krunto> wern <+Krunto> dan is gay <+Krunto> how does that make yo ufeel? <+Wern8> but he is not. <+lovethesuit> Or <+lovethesuit> Do you lead them? <+lovethesuit> Moses style? <@DeputyCool> What if I am gay? <@DeputyCool> WHAT IF? <+lovethesuit> *gives flower* <+lovethesuit> *gives candy* <+lovethesuit> *gives mixtape* <@DeputyCool> XD <@DeputyCool> LTS, I don't know what you are. <@DeputyCool> But I love you. <+lovethesuit> SCORE

<DeputyCool> I thought you died? <lovethesuit> I <lovethesuit> I just died in your arms tonight <DeputyCool> -_-

COLDBURN ILLUSTRATED: SCREENSHOT EDITION

And as a bonus:

<Howl> A vote for Obama is a vote for EFU.

<Crimmage> Secretly give her Werekitty powers <thomas|mIRC> Only if she converts to Sharress IRL <Crimmage> o_O <WWind2> [blinks] * thomas|mIRC sneaks off

<Kotenku> hey, does attack bonus get held back by armor check penalty? <lovethesuit> WHA <lovethesuit> no <lovethesuit> No way. <lovethesuit> What do you mean? <lovethesuit> Oh <lovethesuit> No <lovethesuit> If you have 50 dex in Full Plate <Kotenku> k so i can have 50 DEX in Full Plate and still get +25-- <lovethesuit> But you have weapon finesse <lovethesuit> HAHAHAH <lovethesuit> +20 <Kotenku> hahaahahaa <lovethesuit> We both go there. <lovethesuit> *high five* <Kotenku> Hive mind. <3 <Kotenku> *high fives*

[Sun Aug 31 19:47] Amrath Dellingdeep: [Tell] I like your helmet. [Sun Aug 31 19:47] Lucas Donrick: [Tell] Pervert!

[17:10] Sternhund Dude, I want to make a barbarian someday that fights only in a loincloth [17:11] WWind o.o [17:11] Sternhund I give credit to Coldburn for that. His barbarian Gunnar fought in a loincloth [17:11] Sternhund Granted, his loincloth had +1 soake [17:11] WWind that just sounds so wrong Stern [17:11] Sternhund WWind, thank you for that. XD [17:11] WWind ^.^ [17:11] Sternhund +1 soak 5 damage* [17:11] WWind XD

<@Sternhund> Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection <@Sternhund> There were no survivors