Okay, give us your stupid but otherwise serious suggestions.

Such as: I wanna see WCs and bathrooms in Sanctuary. Porta-potties, at least. Come on; poo and pee jokes are supposed to be a big part of my character, but I'm completely devoid of the oppourtunity most of the time. :(

Then maybe you should play a diffrent character. EFU does not need potty humor.

Haha, the sad part is I've actually wondered where people go to relieve themselves in Sanctuary. I'm guessing public defecation in lower is kosher, but I can't imagine the Watch putting up with that sort of thing. Plus, considering the major role taverns play for Sanctuary's adventuring community, there better be a place close to the Rock Bottom for people to go or things might get a little messy, so to speak.

Needing to relieve oneself also makes a great explanation for what happens to a character when they crash.

I think there's a place for lowbrow humor on EfU. Personally, I couldn't stop laughing when some gnome pissed all over an agent, but maybe that's just me.

I want everybody to have 50 gold again.

Well, I think I meant to build a toilet in the Watch House so Privates could RP cleaning it after annoying their superiors.

(You can safely assume these facilities exist, just off camera)

Please, no toilets.

50 gold again, I fully support.

I'd be all for making it so all chairs swivel.

It's not like they're bolted to the ground, after all.

(couches, obviously, probably wouldnt be swivellable.)

Viashino_wizard Then maybe you should play a diffrent character. EFU does not need potty humor.

YES MASTER YOUR WILL IS MY COMMAND LOL WHAT

I agree completely with lovethesuit. We definitely need to add a more humane aspect to EfU, and integrating toiletry and bathroom facilities would do well to accentuate the gritty, dirty, survivalist nature of Sanctuary and its surrounding environs.

Rock on, lovethesuit. And by the way, I -wuv- the suit.

The main problem with this is that there are no toilets placeables in the game. Suppose you could have the bench thing and put a bit on it saying there's a hole, but other than that...

Yes add toilets, also add 10% chance of heart attack every time anybody with below 9 will because things in the underdark are scary and scaryness causes heart attacks in rl!

Also add a chance that you can die from poisoning lets say 30% lots of people die from poisoning in real life all the time! Oh and make the incubations of disease permanant I mean you suffer from lepresy forever they should incur permanant stat reductions!

Oh and also Make it so that if you don't eat you die but also if you eat too much you get fat and die. Also make it so that if you don't bath enough you smell and give people disease and eventually die from some horrific disease that you started to spread.

Oh and give a chance to just spontainoiusly combust maybe 1% hour theres a chance you'll just blow up and get sent straight to the fugue no matter how much hp you hav even better yet cause hp damage equal to your hp to everyon around you on full damage!

Also make it so that when I emote *stabs you in the throat* the person is approprietly sent straight to the fugue, becas ehey they just got stabbed in the throat!

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Thanks for the suggestion. Jerk.

I'm sure that Naga will be delighted to know that we have a poisoning system and a leprosy system is in the works, as well as a horrific contagious disease system. :)