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your shin kicking service sounds tempting. Do you, purhaps, have a swift kick to the nuts software package? A "kick to the package" package as it were?

I would like to join your organization and help out with the shin kicking. Really.

Hehe. :)

Hookswords your shin kicking service sounds tempting. Do you, purhaps, have a swift kick to the nuts software package? A "kick to the package" package as it were?

Indeed we do. There is a $20 per kick service fee. (We have to stretch , ya know)

Kotenku I would like to join your organization and help out with the shin kicking. Really.

ShinKickers International is always looking for crabby people with strong legs. Welcome aboard!

Now hiring.

I want this dude named Alstormelieria or something similarly difficult to spell to have his shin's kicked. Hard.

Don't forget the IRC division, Troutslappers.