I'm going to be without access to my computer for a few days until I get moved in to a new place. I'll try to vote on all the pending Council matters before then, but don't worry, Rilo's not in a ditch in the Underdark somewhere, he's just really busy in his office.

Should be back any day now, just trying to get the internet to extend to my upstairs room. If anyone wants to help me come up with ideas to explain what Rilo's been doing all week, feel free to tell me.

You tasted gobbler's soup and have been in the same seat ever since?

Rilo, on his way to the tailor for a quick session of cross-dressing, was waylaid by banditas. Masked banditas! They carried him away into a cave, where they made mad, passionate love to his bottom with countless bladed objects. He escaped by convincing them he was Ao, which is what happens when you roll a natural 20 on your Bluff check.

That ones good. Choose that one.

Nooooo! I'm without the internet for a week and you let Quadra die? Man, I've got to get this router situation sorted or there'll be nobody left to call Rilo names and stuff...

I'm getting this terrible feeling that Rilo's finally gonna leave his office and walk out to find Sanctuary's become Lower Zhentil Keep or something.

Actually, it's became a Banite concentration camp. But we don't like to talk about that. *keeps on digging upwards*