Knock-Knock. Adam Tiler? Haven't had your crop yet. Good, that. Cly, long time no see. Still got your charm? Captain Sharp, no longer with the darbies I see. Mad Tom, still maunding?

Mates, I'm not interested in cull, though I know of darby. I seek dommerer, footpads, gilts, kates, knights, moon men, old hands, pad borrowers, pidgeon pluckers, priggers and the like.

I show no interest in cull, long tongued natty lads. If you're afraid of patter flash, just stop reading.

For those who don't mind racket, we'll become Robert's men.

This was your first bit of fun. Good job.

Find The Old Hand at the Urinal.

Help Good luck.

A halfing in black leathers and a cowl reads the note, then makes a small one next to it

Whatcha got?

Ask for Dirty Frank at the Crone

Long has it been since I've seen slang scare me no but I never learned it well. Was begining to wonder if there was an upright man about though how we know you are not a rat smoking out the varlets? I wish not to vist the three legged mare!

[The old man looks at his responses and mutters "What a pitiful response, honestly."]

Papa Porker hardly feeds on flash lingo. Nevertheless, good to see a fellow gentleman. Seek Tom of Bedlam, ask him about his recent whack.

*A simple scrawl at the bottom of the sewertown posting*

Gentlemen of Gibberish.

An autem bawler offers hand as tinker. Leave word for "limok", here in the Rank Deeps.

a small note is left next to the others

Sounding like theres a few lone wolves out and about. That needs to change, if you want wedge without the roasting. We need to become birds of the feather and find us a nice, rug flash ken. We need a Prince Prig, and all that that'll lead to.

Any cackling natty lad can speak flash, like. Dont mean shit. Old hands band as one.

King's pictures await.

Contact Rum Fams at the Crone

A few of the notices are found with the following written on the back:

I havent got the foggiest idea what you lot are talking about, but if this is some surface slave lingo, and if you are considering what I think you are considering, you had best think to check with me before you try to undertake it. I dont care for competition.

Look for the elf with the necklace of crimson stained stones, before he looks for you.

[scratched crudely next to one of the above messages]

I'll meet you elf for some talking. Name a time and place.

Rum Fams

Gentleman, gentleman. I am glad to hear it.

One problem: You find me, the Tom of Bedlam. Consider it a test.

Like I said, I show no interest in natty lads.

written in a scrawled hand upon one in lower:

You're all bubbers. The biggest thing you've done is burnt the ken. I bet all of you are Clear. Come to the Rock Bottom for a real job though. Leave a note for BGK.