People of Sanctuary,

In an effort toward the betterment of the literacy and general eduaction of the people of Sanctuary, I am offering second language classes in Common, Elven, Dwarven, and Gnomish as well as translations of any text in these languages. Sign below if you intened to participate in classes. Texts can be sent to me care of Cyrus at the Pisser with your desired translation. Cost will be determined on a case by case basis.

Additionally, I am asking persons profiencient in Draconic or Undercommon to speak with me regarding lessons I wish to take.

-Infinite Abyss

Delvak wanders past the notice board and scribbles a small note, tacking it to the bottom of the posting "Anyone with such a ridiculous name should be addressed as any other: Bob.

How unfortunate it was for you to have such unkind parents."

*posted beneath*

conceptually, i'd agree save for the part you do not see if you think parents named me then an idiot you must be

Services still available to those with brains in their heads, yearning to be free.

-Infinte Abyss