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Poster for All Ladies Newly Arrived in Sanctuary

[Various Ladies can bee seen at time posting this announcement on Public Notice Boards]

To all Ladies newly Arrived

Newly Arrived? Feeling scared and lonely? Need someone to talk to that you can trust?

Contact the Sanctuary Sisterhood and we will help you get on your feet and see what we can do to find yo suitable employment in Sanctuary.

Leave a message addressed to Big Sister at the Rock Bottom Inn, Pissing Crone Inn or the Blue Mushroom with where we can contact you and a Big Sister will be made available to help you get up and running.

Remember we ladies need to stick together

[Signed with a flourish] Big Sister

Alternatively, leave a note for Rilo at the Rock Bottom. *hastily scribbled with a smelly brown ink*

[written beneath with reddish ink, using bold, strong letters]

A woman who needs pampering is not worthy of living. Enduring slavery, enduring and living in this town demands strenght and willingness to take the pain. There is no room for weaklings nor whiners.

[a crude drawing of a scourge is underneath the text]

A young minstrel stumbles over to the message board at the Rock Bottom. After reading the posting, she pulls out a stack of parchment from pack, quickly thumbs through them, and tacks her selection beneath Big Sister’s. With a mischievious smile she adds her name in large, swooping letters before plopping back down on the couch. The rest of the words are small and delicate, and some of the them have been completely blotted out with ink.

Happily Ever After

In days that have long since passed, There lived a beautiful mahogany lass. An unmarried and virtuous princess, alas, She was brave, strong and bold.

One morning while riding no guard around, Armed with sword should trouble abound, She heard the most horrible sound, And her nose burned of sulfur.

The sky it darkened, gave her horse a fright. A dragon swooped as black as night, Grabbed the princess then out of sight. Her horse ran frightened home.

The king cried, "All knights be sworn! Kill the dragon with your swords. Return my daughter for this reward, That you may marry her.

The bravest knight in all the realm, Young, handsome and totally vain Declared the wyrm his holy bane And rode off to rescue her.

The knight he climbed up rugged heights Snagged a run in his pristine tights At cavern's shaft, he saw no lights And heard no sound inside.

The knight called the dragon out. But only a lady's voice came back. "I killed the dragon!" he heard her shout. And stepped into the sun.

The princess dressed in scraps of cloth, Her mahogany hair was all burned off. “A muddy face,” the vain knight scoffed, "Can you clean before we go?"

The princess still in clothes undone, Told the knight, "I work alone." The knight rode lone into the setting sun. And the princess was happy thereafter.

Talia

[New posters are scattered around - the one at the Rockbottom is left alone with the poem]

*grumbles about some groups accepting only those of a certain sex*

[Fresh posters are scattered around the same locations - the one at the Rockbottom is left alone as before]

[A young lad clutching a gold coin excitedly hurries around Sanctuary removing all the posters and destroying them.

The poster in the Rock Bottom Inn is carefully rolled, with its attached poem, and added to other scrolls in a leather case.

The black haired lady in black plate armor puts the leather case away and proceeds to order a drink from Spencer - Rothe Milk - with a little pinch of Spice from a dead friends pouch.]