It has recently come to my attention that your establishment seeks both entertainers and security (Bouncer Aswell). So, I write to you offering myself as such. Personally, I can handle my own, and have little trouble dealing with rowdy or drunken troublemakers, who need to be set on their ass. There is little more to say other then that I am reliable enough to count on, and would keep a watchful eye on The Crone. I already find myself spending a good amount of time in your building, and being raised in lower myself, have no trouble getting along with your customers (less trouble arises). So I'm asking that you at least meet with me at some point in the near future. To contact me address a letter to The Rock, for Sandra Marie, It'll reach me, otherwise Cyrus knows my face.

~ Dane Morrow

signed in blocky letters