*the note is writen in strangely spikey, beautiful writing in a practiced hand*

Dear Sir: My name is Sandra Marie, and you might have noticed my performances in your fine establishment. All were well recieved and compelled a considerable many men and women to stay in your inn, which is good business for both you and me. This in mind I propose you hire me as an entertainer in your establishment. I have been a song writer for many years, and ive seen a great many things. I am always writing new songs and finding new material so none can ever find my performance dull, and you can only imagine what the profits for yourself would be. Thank you very much for your time and consideration, to get in contact with me please leave a note for Sandra marie at the Rock Bottom Inn, or feel free to talk to me personaly. Be it night or day when you recieve this note, i hope it be enjoyable. *signed with her name*