This is Quadra Pirillithis. *crossed out* Not this poster itself, but rather- */crossed out* To whom it may concern: Please don't come after my toes, or try to kill me because I rescued a damsel from your friend's evil clutches, or because I won't sell off my special special armor. I'm really a nice kind of girl once you get to know me.
If you want to discuss any of this with me, how about a nice tea party in the Grotto tomorrow evening? (GMT-8 8pm-whenever) Please don't bring death, but feel free to bring sugar cubes. All sorts of people are welcome, and if you're really set on taking vengeance upon me or using my toes to summon a goblin demigod, then we can set our groundrules there.