If anyone is looking for a roomate, I arrived in Portland, OR about two days ago, and I could use a place. Send me an email at TheGoose109@Gmail.Com, or look for me about Hawthorn Ave.

Damn, you're a few months too late. I just moved away from there.

Not that DeputyTool would let you live with him anyway. He only lives with cute e-girls.

Mashai would have been more than welcome in my home.

=(

Mashai, don't become that streetwalker that begs for my Voodoo dozen, sir. Hold fast!

But one state away.

Sry I dont live i portland and if I did my mom wouldnt let me bring strangers. My mom would then order me to stop being generouse to internet friends and that if im so devoted to helping people who need a place to stay shell talk about some orphan kid who has lost his left toe and his pareants and is recovering from drugs and has been arrested for being a pick pocket.

Does your roommate's orientation matter? If not, I'll drop you a line.

CyrelineLyreborn Does your roommate's orientation matter? If not, I'll drop you a line.

Humoresque

CyrelineLyreborn Does your roommate's orientation matter? If not, I'll drop you a line.

Please do not mock people because of the life choices they make. Escape from the Underdark is an environment for all people to enjoy, regardless of ethnicity, gender or orientation. - The EfU DM Team.

Hopfully he wasen't joking.

I should warn prospectives that rooming with me includes weirdos, a room mate what plain-don't-sleep (but is right quiet anyhow) and a possible bummy lifestyle for awhile as I came to Portland litteralry with nothing but the clothes off my back and with less-than-a day's notice afore leaveing (don't worry, nothing sinister).

Feel free to ask 'bout the story if anyone wants to hear the whole thing.

Mashai, I completely relate to your situation. I had it only slightly better when I moved to Duluth, as I had a beat-up 1977 motorhome (complete with 8-track player!) to live out of for half a year. I've described the experience as "yeah, I was homeless for half a year, but I had the fanciest cardboard box under the highway overpass."

Humoresque

CyrelineLyreborn Does your roommate's orientation matter? If not, I'll drop you a line.

Please do not mock people because of the life choices they make. Escape from the Underdark is an environment for all people to enjoy, regardless of ethnicity, gender or orientation. - The EfU DM Team.

I'm sorry!

Truly, I am.

I suspected trolling, but anyways. Nothing wrong with that!