I intend to commission you to write an epic poem about my strength, cunning, and virtue. If it is completed to my satisfaction, you will receive a sum of 500 coins, plus the numerous benefits of being in the favor of a woman of the Watch.

Private Catalina el'Sahib

Catalina, woman of action, leaves her usual corner to send another copy of the letter.

I will seek you out, but I know nothing of you. Frankly said, I do not even know who you are.

The Dirgesinger

Shrieking with rage, Catalina rips up the response and pens another note:

Diresinger,

Come, meet with me at once. I have the perfect demonstration of my force of personality in mind.

Private Catalina el'Sahib