*a few street urchins are paid to put up already made flyers*

*at the top of the flyers is a caricature of a giant, monsterish Mandarin dressed in golden clothes, prodding at a crowd of typical lower citizens with a pitch fork. A large mushroom is growing out of his rear end, bulging out of his pants*

"When Maddocks is councilor EVERY citizen of lower sanctuary will be guaranteed at the very least one good meal, EVERY week. Its time for the fatcats in upper to give their fair share!

Its real easy to make promises about work which never comes. Its real easy to ask men with bad backs or women with little ones to go get mauled even worse mushroom farming. Its real easy to tell someone if they can't work, they aught to starve. That is what Mandarin is telling you-if you can't work, you deserve to starve.

Its real easy to look down your nose and say "get a job" it ain't so easy to live when every day in life is a struggle.

Mandarin hasn’t worked a hard day in his life, the only mushroom he’s ever picked was one out of his own ass!

Let your voice be heard when the election comes, Maddocks for councilor!"