I know what its like to be starving. Hell, as I write this, I -am- starving. But when I'm elected, you can be sure as hell that Morgie Maddocks will -ensure- that the fat-cats spread more than just the coin. In an effort to trim their bulging bellies, and strengthen ours, she'll ensure that they fund a meal to all who hunger, once every fortnight!

How will you part the fat rich and their hefty wenches with their juicy drumsticks, Maddocks? Simple! Morgan Maddocks will be the spawn of Umberlee herself! Mad Dog Maddocks will take a chunk out of their fat asses using -your- voice! She will ferret out every bugger that would deny you such a thing! And she'll raise the nine hells for them! Morgan Maddocks wants to eat, too!

Vote Morgan Maddocks- a woman of Lower, for Lower!