Who do you work for?

Goblin Butcher

2008-07-16 08:22:26 UTC

A simple question! But do you like the answer? What is your employer doing for you? Could you be getting a better deal elsewhere?

The answer is yes!

You have three options before you my friends!

- Be unappreciated and uncared for by your current group.
- Join Prince Ghyrrts Enforcers
- Join Princess Winnie the Pink's Troupe (Not in a bardic sense mind!)

The benefits are plain to see for anyone whom has worked with myself and my minions. We will shower you with excess loot on whim, reward your successes and easily forgive your failures.

A short summary of what you can expect should you decide to join us:

- Saftey: Nobody lays a hand on any of our minions and gets away with it. Should they do so they had best hide and pray that we do not find them. No matter where they hide they will be hunted down, if it means slaughtering them on the streets of upper sanctuary, so be it.
- Loot, swag, plunder, shinies, jinglies, coin: Theres regular adventuring work to be had about this district and nearby. We don't take kindly to anyone stealing our jobs and nor should you! Loot will always be divided in a manner thats fair for all involved.
- Food: Stick with us and you'll never go hungry again! Promise!
- Titles: Do you like titles? We've got tons of them to give away to talented people!

Special privileged positions currently available:

- Ghyrrt/Winnie's Elite Magical Assistants highly desired, ability/willingness to provide amplifying magics is a must, ability to craft wands and potions is always a plus!
- Ghyrrt/Winnie's Elite Martial Guard Captain sought, two positions available, one for each respective leader. Must show exceptional defensive/offensive martial prowess, immense bravery and understand the concept of consumables and just how spiffy it is to actually use them.
- Special position available for a handsome gnome male whom enjoys long walks along the canal shore, killing things, candlelight dinners, looking at the color pink, pretty ribbons and portrays a submissive/aggressive attitude.

Uppers need not apply! Find/Contact Prince Ghyrrt or Princess Winnie the Pink at the Crone/Fortress if interested!

Treacherous spies and assassins will be executed in a most horrifically slow painful manner.

~Princess Winnie the Pink~

Goblin Butcher

2008-07-18 18:01:50 UTC

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It is good that many of you have had the sense to join with us!

As for the rest of you!

Let it be known that our sphere of protection is absolute! Dare to touch one of our loyal minions and pay the ultimate price. Try to hide it as you might, we will find out, for the walls of our realm have eyes and ears!

I would ask you all to consider the fact that you are far from safe when alone in these dark depths. I can only hope your inevitable death at the hands of thugs, the chosen or worse the Spellguard is swift and painless one.

We ask little and we offer much. Join us before it's too late.

~Princess Winnie the Pink~