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Let post some fanfics, based on EfU and its community! Nothing too dirty, remember; this IS EfU after all.

also im back but only in fanfic form

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Lit softly by the withering glow of his candle, James studied the letter in his hands with care and intent. The initial doubt now having stepped aside, his lingering hopes made their way to the front of his mind. There was a slight dampness to his palm as he turned the letter around, studying both front and back as though less certain of its simple existence than he was of its message. After all, this was a message he had long suspected would never find its way to his room; "Meet me at the In-Between" it read plainly, in that script of subtlety that bespoke volumes on the subject of Her gentle seduction.

The passing footsteps, light like a halfling, lifted him out of his trance as his attention was drawn away from the letter and to more important business. Dropping the letter on his end table, he quickly grasped the soiled rope belt of his tattered trousers and fastened it tightly in a practiced double-knot. In retrospect he realized that he tied it too tight, and since it was double-knotted it may be a bit of a hassle to undo in a time of dire need. However, knowing full well the fact that he never performed his work when hurried, he dismissed the concern quickly. He nonetheless was forced to pause in deep introspection; her letter had indeed drawn his eye from the moment he saw it, and only the fear of being discovered in the act could release his gaze. Had their brief meetings really held such a deep meaning for him that he could not even realize it until this long afterwards?

James was forced to capitulate. She had, in fact, already taken hold of his heart, as though it had always been hers for the taking. The realization came upon him gradually, unlike the sudden and shaking revelations in his favourite romantic novels. That cold, familiar tingle moved up from his unwashed sacrum to the base of his skull. He had to see her, and he could not bear to wait a moment longer. With the speed of a stumbling bolt of lightning James toweled off his chest and threw the chocolate-covered cloth behind the bookcase. He gathered up his pot helmets and sinews and tip-toed around the mess he'd left on the floor, reaching for the door handle with his glove then discarding that glove forever. After he'd made his way out of the room, he sprinted down the steps to the front room of the Last Stand, where he passed by Wyric Crowshire doing something mind-wrenchingly similar to the things he otherwise usually does. James caught a reflection of himself in the shimmering self-importance of the former Councilor, and stopped to admire his own presentability.

Standing no taller than a half-orc's uppermost chest hairs, James was truly a unique specimen; his utter humanity was beyond reproach, as excrutiatingly-demonstrated by his unshaven and patchy brown facial hair and the three dumpy lumps that hung off the front of his body like the points of a Y. Beneath the overhanging gut that proved his manliness was a pair of tattered, pale-blue trousers, held aloft by shame and a dirty rope which smelled of things that would get me banned for mentioning here on the forums. The front of these trousers were marked by a growing, dripping stain, which hopefully was sourced by a wound he hadn't bothered to get healed. Pustules of a deep and sensual egg-white speckled his slimy skin in only the most visible places along his face and bare back. Also he wore no shoes as an homage to Ubel.

Assured of his inconquerable beauty, James made his way out the door and into the wilds of the Underdark. After trekking through the mines and punching an Umber Hulk Behemoth, he awoke in the bottom room of the Mausoleum. He found this to be the most expedient way of travelling in the city, as he had a unique and tongue-torturing habit when it came to bridges. The excitement of his decisive and eager heart, beating out of rhythm with anticipation, kept him moving at the pace of a barbarian whose left leg had been LETO'd off, not by an app, but out of sheer vindictive punishment for being an utter dink. Crossing the bridge before the staircase, whose very few stairs never left anyone out of breath, he paused to run his tongue along the fine Svirfneblin architecture, making keen use of his stealth skills to Hide his inner loathing and Move Silently through the world like a osmosis-based moral leech who drained the very right to exist from anyone who looked at him.

James had arrived shortly thereafter at the appointed place of meeting. The gates of stone and steel loomed before him especially high from his position face-first on the ground. He spent a few minutes falling to his knees, then to the ground, with his arms sprawled out in an expression of false death, before rising to his feet impossibly fast and repeating the action. He paused in his raucous laughter, however, as suddenly there appeared behind him the shadow of an elf. As he turned, the sickly-sweet voice of his secret love came to his ears.

"Hello, hunny..."

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LOVE THE SUIT IS BACK

In Pog Form

I'm totally a Wyric/James shipper now.

This is going to be more of a pic story, but I'll make it more fanfic and less pic (but I'll put a few pics in to get the point across)

It's a Kim Possible/Escape From Underdark cross over, bringing the KP characters in as EfU ones.

Story: It's the Montezzi Cold War (my name for the Montezzi plot after they took the Lower over), and some people know the Montezzis need to be stopped. The Mithrilsoul Assault has failed, but the Mithrilsouls distraction did allow our Team Good characters to score a strike on a Montezzi supply dump following the battle.

Breif bios of the characters who are being used:

Team Good: :P

Kim Possible: In the TV show, she's pretty much a heavy hitting melee fighter (unarmed) with good intelegence. Here, she's much the same in this adaption, quick to learn how to use tech (Use Magic Divice/Craft Trap). Events been at: Well, she'll be one who was at the Moot in the Temple of Tyr, and she'll of been a stealthy ally durring the Mithrilsoul Assault (just put an arrow or two into the fray, not much of an effect) Affiliations: Freelance, but all ways of a good aligned group when taking on a TEF (Temporary Enemy Flag)

Class: Fighter/Rogue Alignment: Nuteral Good

Ron Stoppable: In the show, he's pretty much a clumsy buffon, but has some serious fire power backed behind. Now, he's more of a Rogue, but lacks most fighting, but his value is in distracting enemies for a few. Though once it turns into a fight, he's target practice

Events: Moot at the Temple of Tyr, but otherwise didn't do much Affilitions: Freelance, but all ways helped Team Good when temporarily joining a faction.

Class: Rogue Alignment: Nuteral Good

Team EVIL :evil:

Shego as Montezzi Infiltrator Go: She's the main antagonist in this one shot, just like in the Kim Possible series, she's litterally a mercenary specializing in stealth, sabotodge, etc. and has the ability to use her powers to enhance her hands with a powerful energy (represented with Acid here), which hurts a LOT. In this cross over, she's much the same. Events: Mithrilsoul Assualt, backround fighter (though there were a LOT of Montezzis. . . we should of used a catapult to shell their ranks)

Class: Fighter Alignment: Lawful EVIL

Pretty much anything you need to know for the fic. . . now, to the fic.

"The 'Tezzis just finished the Mithirlsouls off!" Kim said to Ron, who nodded, asking "Dead or captured?"

"A bit of both, but mostly captured." Kim responded. Ron eyed her shortbow, "You fired a few shots into the fray, didn't you?" Kim just shook her head, "We need to get them out of there."

"There's no way we can do THAT Kim!" Ron said, "We're barely ahead of Infiltrator Go, and you remember how well we fared last time she got at us! My armor's pants got blown off!"

Kim sighed, "Well we need to do something. Don't the Montezzis have convoys?"

Ron nodded, "Yeah, the 'Tezzis got Spellies supplying them, or so I was told. Dunno much 'bout that naked elf druid, but I wouldn't be suprised if it was the Spellies upstairs supplying the Montezzis."

"Then let's take out one of the weapon stashes they're using, it'll hurt them enough that someone can escape!"

"Then let's go!" Ron said, grabbing his pack.

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"The Maimed Minotaur never looked so evil." Kim commented.

"Just be glad you're not a Paladin," Ron said, "I bet they'd be having headaches in here!"

Kim peeked around a door, and saw a small stash of potions, scrolls, and wands. "Arcane equipment, bet some fire would work."

Thud. Thud. Thud. It sounded like foot steps.

"Aw crud." Ron said, "Sounds like a half-orc. . ."

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"ROAR!" The half-orc shouted, rushing them.

"DUCK!" Kim shouted as she slid under the half orc, dealing a sneak attack with her legs to his back. Ron took a stone from his pocket, and threw it at the half-orc, hitting him in the face.

Kim legsweeped the half orc, knocking him to the ground, and Ron jumped onto him, punching him in the face several times.

"Well lookie here!" A female voice said, and Kim felt something hot hit her chest.

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"Infiltrator Go, I knew this place reeked." Kim commented.

"Hello Kimmie! What, thought we'd leave this poor, helpless stash undefended as an few buffons tried to kill Rinaldo Montezzi?"

"Why would you care, you're just a merc." Ron retorted.

"Yeah, well, he pays the best." She fired a blast of acid towards Ron, who dodged. Kim took advantage of that momentary distraction to light a 4-vial packet of alchemists fire and throw it at the stash. "Run Ron! Run!" Kim shouted as she broke to run. Ron quickly left the building.

Right outside, Ron said, "We'll meet up later!" The two split up, Kim heading into the main Lower, Ron heading to the end of the alley, where he could scale a wall and get to the New Dunwarren lift or the Canal. Infiltrator Go would likely go after Ron, so all Kim had to worry about was Montezzi patrols in the main.

Kim ran to the left, then realized something: She wouldn't be able to escape via the stair case. So she opened a hatch and slid down the ladder.

Kim encountered no Montezzis, she leaned against a wall, thinking. She missed the old days, when lesser issues were the main thing. The old days when people talked about the state of the Lower, the old days when all people had to worry about was a few idealists of the Upper or Lower fighting it out. Kim sighed, remembering how those conflicts lead them to the Montezzis getting so far in the first place. She kept going, and saw a acess hatch, she opened it up, and got out of the tunnels.

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Kim then realized where she was: The Pissing Crone! Perfect she thought, I can wait here for a while until this all calms down, then meet Ron in the Last Stand.

". . . If she comes here, and you nab her, these coins will be yours." Said a female voice, Infiltrator Go's voice.

Kim quickly drank her last invisibility potion and quietly walk out of the Crone.

But as she walked out, she stumbled into a Montezzi guard, and her potion wore off from it.

"Let's rumble Kimmie!" Infiltator Go shouted, rushing Kim. Kim quickly ducked and used her feet to propell Iniflrator Go into the guard, and sprinted to the Canal.

Crossbow bolts and arrows flew past her, hitting the ground, but one lucky archer hit her leg, causing her to fall and roll over into the Canal water. Kim then started crawling, only two yards from the Watch border, but Infilrator Go caught up with her.

"Ready to die, Kimmie?" Infilrator Go said tauntingly.

The Watchmen looked at each other, and started laying bets down on how long it'd take Kim to die.

"Not this day she's not!" Shouted someone, Ron, who rushed out from the Watch barricade (causing the Watch Corperal to jump) and barreled into Infiltrator Go, knocking her down. Ron then picked Kim up and helped her into the Watch terretory, then they limped into the Sultry Siren.

"Thanks Ron," Kim said, panting.

"Get her to New Dunwarren, you'll need a cleric's help." Said one of the patrons.

Ron nodded, and helped Kim to her feet. "Feel up for going to the lift?"

"Not right away, but later." Kim said, sweating.

"That arrow must be causing too much pain for her." Said an elderly elf, "Come children, I shall help you."

Ron fumbled his coin purse, "I don't think we can afford-"

"Child, I do not seek pay. Those who follow the Crying God need no money, so long as they can help aliveate the pain of others."

Kim gave a respectful nod and said, "Thank you, Priest. . ." Kim waited a moment, then the elf said, "Milimar."

The elf said a few words of prayer, and gently removed the arrow.

"Thank you." Kim said, then took a ten-gold peice out, and handed it to him, saying, "Call it a tip." Grinning, she pressed the coin into the elf's hands, and the elf accepted, saying, "I shall make sure that it goes to helping others."

Kim only said, "That's all I can ask."

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I despise the show Kim Possible so much. and to think the voice of Ron was Corys brother from Boy Meets World. (he was hilariouse in that.)

gb2 adtrw

To Luke Danger:

You sir have sullied the good name of Escape from the Underdark. Your crossover idea is bad and you should FEEL BAD.

Now apologize.

Seriously, where do people get these ideas? I've seen Harry Potter crossed with Bleach, and I'm sure there's at least one Eragon/Transformers crossover out there somewhere.

Fanfiction is serious business, goddammit.

I'm glad Kim possible never stepped into my inn, Kudos to the half orc.

Thank you for including him in your story.

It's Milmamir btw, but Milimar is definately more oftenly used.

:wink:

Wait, you guys actually read it? No! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

The Best EfU Crossover EVAR! Noticing a pretty, shiny glowing portal, Doug steps into it and is transported to a little town in the Old West. Meeting a large, well built man, he engages him in polite conversation...

Doug points to himself, and greets the tall fellow warmly thus, "DOUG!" The mysterious stranger responds likewise with his name, "MUNGO!"

"DOUG!"

"MUNGO!"

"DOUG!"

"MUNGO!"

"DOUG!"

This scholarly exchange of opinions then continues for the next three days. :D