[Posted outside the Pissing Crone]

The One True Way

Hearken ye denizens young and old of this town to the Call of the Radiance Most Holy. Hearken ye to the Call of Cyric the One, Most Mighty, Highest of the High, the Dark Sun, the Black Sun, the Lord of Three Crowns, Lord of the Supreme Throne, Ruler of All! Turn ye to Him, and He provideth ye Deliverance. Turn ye from Him, and He provideth ye Damnation! Heed ye now the Call of servants of Lord Cyric and taught ye shall be the One True Way that leadeth to Freedom and Peace eternal. Heed ye the call of the false deities and fates most terrifying awaiteth thy soul.

"Death to all who oppose Cyric!" So it has been written; so it shall come to pass.

*extra goblin turds are tossed at this*

*Then Mandarin gives an impromptu speach.*

Harken ye to bullshit folks. Cyric mostey fouly ist fairy shity.

*Then he takes anyone nearby and offers to buy them a drink.*

[The message is meticulously cleaned. Particular care seems to have been taken that the symbol below the message is clearly visible.]

*a figure masked and clad in a grey robe leaves a message below*

Desperately seeking the follower of the True God who wrote this message. I feel the calling of the True way and must contact a priest of the Dark Sun immediately.

Death to all who oppose Cyric!

Carnala at the crone

*Posted next to the notice*

Hearken to the call of Cyric? Prince of Lies. God of treachery, murder and lies. Why would we hearken to such a call, left by a NAMELESS coward. And what if we do not? Damnation and death await?

Truly, the person who posted this filth is both a coward and an idiot.

My warning still stands. Cyrcicist should be avoided, citizens.

Praetorius

[Praetorius's notice is promptly removed by a street urchin.]

A young dark haired lady in a silver chain shirt smiles at the sign, when no is looking scrawls

GET A LIFE

Across the emblem of Cyric in with a broad inkstick.

[A new notice with exactly the same contents is put up.]

(( "BAM, I shoot you dead! -- No, I shot you first!" Please, people, don't mess with others' posts unless you've permission to. Make your own counterpost instead if you really want to. This can be continued ad infinitum and it serves no purpose other than a "Hey, look how witty I am!" -ego boost. Thank you. ))

((Agreed, I'll make a new posting))