Rip, here is poem you requested. If you needs mandolin accompaniment for delivery, be letting Kirix know.

Love Song for Linda Knowing

Is lovely halfling lady. With lovely halfling hair. Yous last name is Knowing, Is know how much I care?

Could have bought you flowers, Or candy is could give But has instead bought special poem. Without you how can live?

You maybe not has met me, Is maybe I is shy, But if you lets me have on chance, Shows I is special halfling guy.

Linda Knowing! Is know how much I care! Linda Knowing! Life without you not is fair.

Is loving you with all of heart, And maybe more than that. Would be loving all the same, Whether you was thin or fat.

-Kirix