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To 'Prince' Ghyrrt.

'Prince' Ghyrrt,

Yet another lovely posting. We are pleased to hear your demands. Though, I am quite curious to know what crime I am guilty of that demands my immediate execution? Saying that I am an Agent of the Spellguard is enough, will be quite amusing, given that you singled me out, which means you have another reason in mind.

-Agent Isania Symbaern

agent snuggly elf

adjective added because ghyrrt knows first hand

anyway you are guilty of the crime of ENDANGERING SANCTUARY and thus require instant execution

you have withheld knowledge of the spider from the council and allowed it to take numerous lives in lower of innocent beggars

you have overseen the murders of sanctuarys citizens in order to feed the spider and make it grow in the state that it is in right now

you have overseen construction of the teleporting see-all-atrons that drew the ire of montezzi

you have caused hostile forces from lower and the shadow tribe to attack the city and kill many and harm others

you have supported and aided the gnomes that tried to destroy etorix and which drew his ire and wrath and caused destruction of spellguard property in the orbs and gate that he destroyed

you caused hostile forces from adun'ubis to prepare to invade using the residences in the residential ward as their home base

you have caused the chosen to prepare to invade the machine ward because 'for some reason' they think that the spellguard are harboring svirfneblin there

also you are mean

prince ghyrrt

To 'Prince' Ghyrrt,

If the Order is indeed responsible for the Spider, which I doubt, as all the evidence I have heard points to traitors within House Montezzi; I have no foreknowledge of it. Do you truly expect for one of the newest Agents in the Order to be trusted with knowledge of it beforehand?

All evidence I have seen shows that Court Magician Lemalian and Pyotr Ignatiev were responsible for the Spider.

Stating that I have overseen the murders of Sanctuary's citizens is laughable. I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I wish to bring order to Sanctuary, and cannot do so by breaking its own laws.

I don't even know what a 'teleporting' 'see-all-atron' is. I'm a new Agent who has not even built a single Animatron of my own, yet.

How did I cause hostile forces from Lower and the Shadow Tribe to attack the city?

When the gnomes attacked Etorix, I was not even yet an Aspirant to the Order. I have absolutely no idea how you could possibly even think of connecting me to the attack.

As for causing hostile forces from Adun'Ubis to prepare to invade, you are quite mistaken. If anything, it is the Seekers who are responsible, as their forces actively grave robbed from a tomb belonging to Adun'Ubis, then other adventurers took a role in slaughtering the Prioress. I was not even present at the incident.

And how on Faerun, do you plan to connect me to Chosen planning to invade the Machine Zone due to a rumor, that I took no part in starting?

I am guilty of being mean to foolish little liars like yourself. I suppose that is my only crime. I would be amused to hear your evidence of my other crimes. But given that you can provide absolutely nothing other than rumors you and Ambassador Ignatiev started, you will only make yourself look more like the fool.

You are still acting upon his orders from when you served House Montezzi, and are spiteful because he was humiliated at his trial. In short, you are a foolish little pawn with delusions of grandeur, who can do nothing to override his own programming set forth by his masters. You are little better than an animatron yourself, only less useful.

Have a pleasant time in your 'kingdom'.

-Agent Isania Symbaern.

ghyrrt once tried climbing into an animatron

it didnt like ghyrrt

so ghyrrt had to destroy it

sorry

prince ghyrrt