*written in an impatient but polite scrawl*
If you do not wish to purchase the statue of the very naked siren, then please send me a letter stating your wish of not purchasing it. If you are interested, then please, say so, or I will be forced to sell it to one less preserving as yourself, and it may be lost forever.
-as always, I reside in the Pissing Crone.
-Izzy