Dearest Matterheim family and company, I would like a list of what you have in beds, and the cost of each. Cheap would be nice, preferably hammocks, cots, or bunks. Send me a letter to the Pissing Crone with a list of options.

-Thank you for your time, Izzy

The adorable Lucibella sits down to pen a letter, but as she does so, the chair begins to move of its own accord! Lucibella is then seen running in circles screaming for the next hour. The letter is lost and forgotten.