*Written in clean, concise yet simple text*

There is a new Thane of Stoutheart Clan.

Kin, pays yer respects to

Gloinar Runehammer

(In small print at the bottom) Any kin interested in being Clan, contacts him and start meeting your fellow Stouts.

And all ye beards, send me a note to Spencer at the Rock Bottom and let me know if ye are either in the Clan, or would like to be.

Craddoc Strongaxe Alaghor Clan Stoutheart

[Baern Devek glances over the notice, grooming and tugging his beard in distress before shaking his head and muttering] "How in the hells do you write like you'd speak?"

[He pulls out some charcoal]

There is a new Thane of the Stoutheart Clan.

Kin, pay your respects to;

Gloinar Runehammer

Any kindred interested in meet or joining the clan may contact him and start meeting your fellow Stouts.

And all of you beards, send me a note to Spencer at the Rock Bottom and let me know if you are either in the clan or would like to be.

Craddoc Strongaxe Alaghor Clan Stoutheart

[Added in at the bottom] Translated by: Baern Devek.

We'll miss you Inqy.

*Craddoc sees the English- teacher like corrections, mumbles to himself, and tears the posters down.*