Mr. Cyrus,
You have probably seen me around the Crone, since I live there. I beleive that becoming a Pissing Crone employee is my best bet.
Here's a list of what I can do:
I'm learning fast how to fight with a bastard sword, so I'll be able to serve as bouncer.
I am capable of organizing some events.
And I can, if needed, serve drinks as well.
And yes, if you want to meet me in person, I'll buy a drink. You can reach me here, at the Crone.
- Alexander Patton