Dear Faithless,

I would be most willing to speak with you about your wants and needs in life. I understand that my views may not be yours, and will make no effort to push them on to you, but merely assist you in finding someone who can appeal to your desires and beliefs.

You may write to me at the stand, or find me about town.

With much love and understanding, [signed elegantly] Aerianna Serisas-Benemein