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Elwicket's Killed Things List!

[this scroll is rather long and stored in a blood-stained leather bag. The first section is marked "surface" with a cruder style, possibly written with a piece of charcoal. The following is written in a better hand.]

THINGS I'VE KILLED IN THE UNDERDARK! WAHEY! -I DIDN'T kill my exploring team, the rockslide did for them. Anyone giving me funny looks on that is liable to get two foot shorter. If I had, they'd be on the list, Rothe-dung!

-Some Gnolls, probably. I'm not sure, it were a good big brawl, and I was half bleeding to death for most of it. Hey, I got a few darts in them though!

-Rats! and LOTS of them! Not so fun though, a bigger targets easier to hit, I always say! [scrawled underneath] BIGGER rats!

-Kobolds! Goblins! Fighting together! KILLED 'EM ALL ANYWAY!

-Bunch of funny looking statues. Got some nice armor off one, once that half-orc let me have it.

-MORE GOBLINS!!! But this time, it were some other goblins wanting them dead! For once, I'm happy to fight alongside those green bastards, if I get a bigger punchup going that way.

-Big ugly two-headed giant those cave gobboes had with them. Hacked his ankles off!

-Zombies

-Skeletons

-Big godsdamned TOUGH zombies. Need burning weapons or spells to hurt them.

-Shadowey things.

-Angry shoutey spirits.

-Bloody fiery nuisance, proabably an elemental.

-HUGE green glowing zombie wizard.

-Rat-men!

THINGS THAT ALMOST KILLED ME! BAD NEWS! -Some big gnoll with a crossbow. Son-of-a-Drow ruined my leather armor, and put this nasty hole in me too. This decent elf lass patched me up good though.

[more things are added to the list]