An infestation of vile kobold thieves has been found by the most glorious and esteemed Baron Maxwell Von Matterheim's private forces. All that call themselves gnomes or loyal to gnomish people are requested for a righteous slaying of the hated scaled kind!
We shall rally to arms in New Dunwarren, my brothers!
-- Maxwell Von Matterheim
//Will be tomorrow, 6 PM, CST. (GMT -6)