Greetings Good Court.
I am Paitr de Dolano a'Remus, the Wizard with Great and Astonishing skills in the Art of Transmutations. I have sent this letter to you for I wish to be the manager of your Inn and above all, the one who shall bring prosperity to your Port. I will not continue to introduce myself or my intentions as those are clear for us all. To what I've planned!
My plans are to make the Inn full of beauty and abstract forms of the life itself to draw people to see it's amazing existance. The furniture shall be designed and done by me to resemble the most curious forms and the people who work for the Inn shall be such as well, or at least the staff shall be curious in nature! Let there be nothing ordinary in this Inn and let me make it even more interesting that the one that is owned by the Mind Flayer known as Intryzz.
Now you ask, how I'm actually going to do such marvelous deeds? Let me answer it.
The basic plan is to capture and collect those which are already curious or otherwise extraordinary things in the Underdark and beoynd. After that, my own experience and research in the Art of Transmutations shall be used on them to change their appearance so that even a witty Drow will be amazed by my creations.
The atmosphere is not only the interiors but the exteriors as well. The glooming light made by magic shall lighten the area inside and outside the Inn, attracting customers and making their life at the area comfortable. Those lights, of course, shall be made dim enough not to distract the ones of a Drow kind or any other species who find bright lights annoying.
The supplies of the Inn should not only be ordinary drinks, such as the Dark Lake Ale or that disgusting Watery Ale they sell but the drinks should tickle the throat of a tired traveller or a trader and let them go through a trip of sensation they'll never forget. Nor my drinks are limited to to the pleasure but they shall be beneficial for the adventurers of all kind when they fight the enemies on their travels. And let the supplies not be ended here but in the end, I hope the Inn can offer also beneficial wands made by myself to release the inner powers of the customers and boost them in their fights.
You ask for events? I bet you're utterly bored to the normal fights between two humanoids. They might be refreshing sometimes, however a fight against a Creature that has been modified to be most peculiar is more interesting and calls a lot more to watch the fights. I shall myself, with the help of the warriors that I see suitable to be combined with my magics, catch the monsters and transmutate them heavenly to please the audience and give a worthy challenge to the participants in the fight. More else can be achieved if I'm allowed to research. The life forms usually surprise with their multifunctionality after a bit of experiments.
I could give out more of what I can do if I could see the place but I should see this is already enough to tell what I can actually build for you. A magnificent star turn!
And of course, my name for the Inn would be:
The Dreaming Limb
Contact me through either of the Inns or in person,
-Paitr de Dolano a'Remus